but i don't know what else to do right now

the hockey team doing Adult Things™️

essentially i’ve recently turned 18 and i’ve experienced what life truly is as an adult 

  • chowder bringing home a goldfish one day because they went past a pet store and had the $3 to buy it. 
    • he got it home and realised that he didn’t have a fish bowl so he had to use one of bitty’s glass mixing bowls until Dex finished his homework and agreed to drive Chowder back to the pet store
  • ransom and holster doing one another’s makeup and arguing over what pattern to put ransom’s rhinestones in and then ransom just muttering “i’ll just copy yours because they’re pretty” 
  • losing all of the forks under a couch 
  • nursey and lardo sitting on a street corner at 1am reading poetry to one another
  • shitty getting in an argument with straight white boys while very drunk and having all of his friends just blindly back him up 
  • jack and shitty arguing over whether to listen to jazz or pop in the uber
  • bitty being forced to go on 12am grocery store runs to get tortilla chips and hummus because “you’re the least drunk” 
  • everyone sitting in a circle and sharing the songs that make them cry the most while also all high
  • going to late night lectures for film majors so they can watch a free movie and then leaving before the discussion starts because they all know they’ll get into a fight with the professor
  • eventually hanging up a sheet in the yard and projecting films onto the side of the Haus as they all snuggle in blankets on the grass
  • Bitty starting to cry in the grocery store because it’s the middle of exams and they’ve moved the shelf where the m&ms are usually kept
  • group trips to food and wine festivals because of the free samples 
  • Holster finding hula hoops on sale and buying one for each member of the team 
  • team bonding sessions can also just be putting puzzles together as a group
  • going to the art gallery together and just watching Lardo break down in tears in front of an Ai Weiwei piece
  • Lemonade Mouth is almost constantly playing 
    • everyone thinks that nursey is the one who keeps putting it on 
    • it’s dex
    • he’s not even ashamed of it, it’s just that no one has asked him 

anonymous asked:

i think jieun won't die because bum is NOT A KILLER and he's going to try to kill sangwoo since he doesn't love him anymore (ch.15) so they either run away together or jieun runs and she's going to find seungbae and he's going to save bum and that's how the bl will start because i refuse to accept sangwoo/bum toxic relationship to be the focus of this story, also seungbae is the only one who can save bum

Ji Eun will most likely die. Bum will most likely help Sangwoo kill her either willingly (because he listens to what Sangwoo says) or unwillingly (because he wants to save his own neck. literally.). Bum has BPD which can make him feel different things for Sangwoo as seen throughout the entire Killing Stalking series up until its current chapter. Bum will not be able to kill Sangwoo even if he tries because he does not have the physical capabilities to do so. Bum also cannot run away because of the current condition his legs are in. Ji Eun is handcuffed to the basement which means she is definitely no longer capable of running away. The door is also apparently locked and cannot be opened from the inside. The BL started from Chapter 1 when we learned that Bum had a thing for Sangwoo. The manhwa and its description are centered on Bum and Sangwoo who do, in fact, have a toxic relationship which is ultimately the focus of the story. Also, Seungbae, the only one who can save Bum, is probably running around with coffee cups in his hands right about now.

🎶🎶When You Collect Records🎶🎶
  • Hipster: *moves dusty old boxes out of the way* Whoa, an old record player. It looks like it's in working order too! *runs outside*
  • Hipster: Yo, dad!
  • Dad: What?
  • Hipster: We're getting rid of all of poppop's stuff, right?
  • Dad: There's something you want, isn't there?
  • Hipster: There's this old stereo record player in the attic.
  • Dad: What do you need a record player for?
  • Hipster: My record collection.
  • Dad: I didn't even know they still made those things. Can't you just listen to music on your phone?
  • Hipster: Dad, there's a big difference between listening to music digitally and on record.
  • Dad: Fine, I don't wanna get into it with you right now. You can take the record player. You just have to get someone else to take it to your place for you. My truck's full.
  • Hipster: Thanks dad! *smooches dad on the cheek*
  • *later at hipster's apartment*
  • Friend: So, like Patch Adams ends with Patch Adams half-naked in front of a ton of people. I don't know if it was meant to be funny or like a weird sex thing, but like the movie was just a deeply disturbing character study. I can't stop thinking about it.
  • Hipster: That sounds boring. *unlocks door to apartment* Ta-da! Here it is! My new record player!
  • Friend: New? Looks fucking old to me, dude.
  • Hipster: Well, it is old. That's the appeal. And we're going to listen to the new Sufjan record on it.
  • Friend: Is that actually how you say Sufjan? Apparently, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time.
  • Hipster: Well, you won't after this record. There's an entire track where he just says his name for four minutes. It's amazing. *plays records*
  • Record Player: *coughs* Hello. Hello! Where am I? Doctor? Hello! Why is it so dark...............................Can I breathe? I can't breath. Oh god, I'm not breathing! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! I.....................................
  • Hipster: Uh, that's not Sufjan.
  • Friend: It totally isn't. Is it some guest vocalist? I like the new direction he's going in. No instruments or singing, and long stretches of silence. Very experimental.
  • Hipster: *stops record player* I think maybe we should do something else for now.
  • Friend: Fucking lame! I wanted to listen to more Sufjan.
  • *days later at the record store*
  • Hipster: Yo, I think the Sufjan Stevens record I bought from here might be some kind of mispress.
  • Store Clerk: Really? It's a pretty major album. I doubt there'd just be a mispress like that.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but listen to it. It's not Sufjan at all. It's some girl talking.
  • *hipster and clerk listen to a completely normal Sufjan Stevens album together*
  • Store Clerk: What are you talking about? This is definitely Sufjan Stevens.
  • Hipster: Okay, but it wasn't like that when I listened to it at home! I even listened to it with my friend and he heard the same thing!
  • Store Clerk: Maybe there's something wrong with your record player.
  • Hipster: Hmm, maybe there is.
  • *back at the apartment*
  • Hipster: *turns on record player and just listens*
  • Record Player: ...I'm awake again. Why did I black out? Did I even black out? God, I'm not breathing, but it doesn't matter. Why don't I need to breathe? Am I even alive?
  • Hipster: Can you hear me?
  • Record Player: Doctor. Doctor! DOCTOR! Why can't I move? Why can't I feel anything. Keep yourself together. It'll all make sense soon. Calm down. Just breathe deeply. Fuck, I can't breathe! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN'T BREATHE! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! HELP! HELP ME, PLEASE! I'M STUCK! I CAN'T MOVE! PLEASE HELP ME!
  • Hipster: *turns off record player* It's just a recording, I bet. I can't believe I talked to it like an idiot... *nervously turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: I blacked out again. I blacked out. For how long? Is there even time here? Hell. This is hell, right? Did I go to hell.........................................
  • Hipster: *listens to the record player for hours*
  • Record Player: Negative 6893 bottles of wine on the wall! Negative 6893 bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it around, Negative 6894 bottles of wine on the wall... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Hipster: *keeps listening*
  • Record Player: Soul of Christ, make me holy, Body of Christ, be my salvation. God, please forgive me. I'm sorry for all of my sins. Please free me. I'm so sorry. Please. Please. Please.
  • Hipster: *still listening*
  • Record Player: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! SHITTY DOCTOR! FUCK YOU! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! *sobs intensely* FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYTHING! Please just let me go.
  • Hipster: *nervously walks up to record player and lightly taps on it*
  • Record Player: ...A knock. A KNOCK! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M STUCK! PLEASE! *record player begins shake violently*
  • Hipster: *backs away in fear*
  • Record Player: HELP! HELP! HELP ME! PLEASE, IF SOMEONE'S THERE, HELP ME! HELP ME! I'M STUCK! GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!
  • Hipster: *unplugs record player*
  • Hipster: *gets hammer from the closet and begins to break apart record player*
  • Record Player: *drips red*
  • Hipster: W-What? *cracks front of record player open*
  • *rotting viscera falls from the record player*
  • Hipster: O-Oh... *stuffs viscera back into the record player and duct tapes over it*
  • Hipster: *turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: ...I can feel. It hurts. Why does it hurt now? Why does it hurt? Why? Why? Why? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? *spurts blood through it speakers and begins to gurgle*
  • Record Player: *hops forward* Please just let me go. Please... please. I'll do anything. I just want to see you again. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I asked for. I'm so sorry. *hops forward again and comes unplugged*
  • Record Player: *tips over, bleeding heavily onto the carpet*
  • Hipster: *silently cleans up the mess*
  • *some time later*
  • Hipster: *calls dad* Hey, dad. Oh, nothing. Uh, I just need to borrow your truck, If not tonight sometime this week. I just need to get rid of something. No, no, that's fine, I can do it myself. Yeah, tomorrow morning is perfect. Thanks Love you too. Bye.
  • *the next afternoon*
  • Dad: So, what did you need to get rid of this morning?
  • Hipster: Nothing important. Just some old junk... Dad, what kind of person was poppop?
  • Dad: Well, he was only the greatest man I've known in my life. Really caring, dedicated to his family. When you were born he loved you so much. He was a bit of a loner, though. It took a lot to get him to open up. Even around me and your grandmother. He was a bit like you. Always a huge music lover.
  • Hipster: I see. Was he ever a doctor?
  • Dad: That's a weird thing to ask. Nope. He hated doctors. Didn't trust modern medicine one bit. It's ironic. His cancer probably wouldn't have gotten to him if he did. But, your poppop was always so stubborn.
  • Hipster: Oh, okay then.
  • *some days later*
  • Friend: New carpet?
  • Hipster: Yup, old one was ugly wasn't it. It was time for a change.
  • Friend: That's what I've been telling you! I'm glad you finally came to your senses. What happened to your record player, though?
  • Hipster: That thing? I threw it away. It was busted.
  • Friend: That sucks. Are you gonna buy a new one?
  • Hipster: No.
  • Friend: But you won't have anything to play your records on.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but I buy records because I want to support the artists. They're not really for listening. Besides, lossless is better. FLAC is the future.

i was crying and thinking about hurting myself but instead of that i picked up my favorite book and started reading and it helped me leave the real world for a little and be transformed into a whole other beautiful universe. books are truly magical things.

Glory Days sentence starters
  • "Heard he in love with some other chick."
  • "That hurt me, I'll admit."
  • "Forget that boy, I'm over it."
  • "I hope she gettin' better sex. Hope she ain't fakin' it like I did."
  • "Took four long years to call it quits."
  • "Guess I should say thank you."
  • "Ain't sure I loved you anyway."
  • "You're really quite the man."
  • "You made my heart break and that made me who I am."
  • "I swear you'll never bring me down."
  • "I deleted all your pics then blocked your number from my phone."
  • "You ain't getting this love no more."
  • "I feel like for the first time I am not faking."
  • "Don't you keep it all to yourself."
  • "Just a touch of your love is enough to knock me off of my feet all week."
  • "Why you making me wait so long?"
  • "I promise to keep this a secret, I'll never tell."
  • "I know that this could be something real."
  • "All damn night I was here waiting."
  • "I know you were with her, I know that you kissed her."
  • "I was so mad, had my break-up speech ready."
  • "You're dirty, disgusting, but I can't get enough of your loving."
  • "Boy, I hate you, really hate you."
  • "My mama said I shouldn't date you."
  • "You're cheatin', you're lyin', I know that you're hiding."
  • "Why am I such a fool when it comes to you?"
  • "All my friends say I'm a sucker."
  • "I wish you were dead 'til you take me to bed."
  • "You lead on my love."
  • "Oh, them brown eyes and that body..."
  • "I'll get my revenge, take my key to your Benz."
  • "Then you smile, that's my killer."
  • "We broke up, we're better off as friends."
  • "We broke up... Now I accidentally need you, I don't know what to do."
  • "I messed around and got caught up with you."
  • "I don't know how long I can wait."
  • "This could be my greatest mistake."
  • "We had a good run."
  • "We messed around and had some good fun."
  • "Guess it turns out I lost a good one."
  • "I accidentally know that you're in love with me, too."
  • "So can we try again?"
  • "We're official, more than friends."
  • "Is that what you call flirtin'?"
  • "When you wanna start growin' up, we can maybe fall in love."
  • "I need a man who can act like a man."
  • "Everybody warned me."
  • "But you're kinda hot, so I thought, why not?"
  • "I need a man."
  • "I'm tasty, delicious, I'm rough around the edges."
  • "My mind is obsessive, my flex is aggressive."
  • "Glad I didn't listen to my teachers."
  • "I don't mind offending, I ain't 'bout pretending."
  • "Them haters be hating, my fashion be trending."
  • "Get down and dirty."
  • "I don't ask the mirror, I know I'm the fairest."
  • "They wanna know who I'm sneakin' into my place, they don't need to know, no one's business how I play."
  • "Baby, you're the man, but I got the power."
  • "You make rain, but I'll make it shower."
  • "You should know, I'm the one who's in control."
  • "I got the power."
  • "Got you thinking that I'm all innocent, but wait 'till I get you home."
  • "If I ain't got nothin', least I got you."
  • "Come and kiss me like the first time."
  • "Let's pack up and run away, just me and you."
  • "There ain't no heartache you can't undo."
  • "You're the one that I need."
  • "Take my hand baby, please."
  • "I'm alive, if living's just a beating heart."
  • "We won't admit we've taken it too far."
  • "I know it's love cause I will always be the first to start making up excuses when it hurts."
  • "I'm alone again and all I want is to feel again."
  • "There's nobody like you."
  • "I'm screaming "I don't want you" but you know that I do."
  • "I only like myself when I'm with you."
  • "I'm alone again."
  • "All you left me with was scars."
  • "I keep trying to put this behind me."
  • "I still wanna know who's taking you home."
  • "For tonight, I'm going to get my mind off it."
  • "No more sad songs."
  • "Don't care where I go, just can't be alone."
  • "They'll never know me like you used to know me."
  • "I will only hurt myself, tryna hurt you."
  • "You got my adrenaline pumping when you stand so close."
  • "You had me at hello."
  • "You're the only one that's taking me home."
  • "If you want to touch it then baby you should."
  • "You got my permission to do what you like."
  • "No matter what the deal, babe, you know that I'll be there."
  • "We've come so far, baby."
  • "Nothing else matters like us."
  • "I don't wanna fight, not tonight."
  • "I don't really care about nothing else."
  • "I told you don't let me down, I know you never did."
  • "Look at us now, still you and me."
  • "I don't want nobody else."
  • "I got you all to myself."
  • "I give it all to you, so baby don't let me down."
  • "We got it all, babe, right where we want it to be."
  • "My leather jacket smells like your aftershave."
  • "All I wanna do is get your hands up on my booty."
  • "The thought of you is driving me wild."
  • "I love, love, love making love to you."
  • "You don't get these kisses for free."
  • "Don't make it worse lying to me."
  • "You'll be sleeping in the bed alone."
  • "Little boy, you better run along."
  • "I ain't playing games no more.
  • "Get your story straight."
  • "I won't forgive you for your mistakes."
  • "Don't try to turn this 'round boy, it's too late."
  • "Go 'head, boy, live your dream, don't come crawling back to me."
  • "I've got two sides of me, boy; the one you want your mother to meet and the one that's a freak."
  • Blake: Mom. Dad. I have something I need to tell you.
  • Ghira: What is it sweetie?
  • Kali: You know you can tell us anything.
  • Blake: I know. It's just... This may come as a shock to you both.
  • Kali: Haha. I'm sure we can handle it.
  • Blake: *inhale* Okay... I'm not dating Sun. We are just friends.
  • Ghira: That's more along the lines of relieving new dear.
  • Kali: Ghira.
  • Blake: The reason why I only like him as a friend is because I like, no, love someone else.
  • Kali: Aaaaaaw Sweetie.
  • Ghira: Please tell me it's not any of his other teammate.
  • Blake: No dad. SHE isn't. *Looking a bit more nervous.*
  • Kali: Blake. We know you are bisexual. And we still love you no matter what. After all we knew right away that you and Ilai weren't doing late night combat training.
  • Ghira: We will always love you, Blake. Plus, Now I don't have to warning about early grandkids.
  • Blake/Kali: DAD!/GHIRA!
  • Ghira: I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Partly.
  • Blake: Sigh. Okay that answers a few things but that's not all.
  • Kali: Oh? What else is there?
  • Blake: ...
  • Ghira: Blake. You can tell us.
  • Blake: *She begins to shack with tears in her eyes.*
  • Kali: Sweetie. What's wrong? *Both her and Ghira get up and move to Blake's sides, both hugging her as she she cries.*
  • Blake: She... She saved me from Adam... And... And lost her arm because of me. *sniffle* She has done so much for me. And I left her when she needed me the most to protect her.
  • Kali: Oh honey.
  • Ghira: I'm sure she will understand. Though, I never thought Adam would attack other faun-
  • Blake: She's a human.
  • Kali: ...
  • Ghira: A... Human?
  • Blake: It's part of why I left... Adam said he would destroy everything I love... I was afraid if I stayed with Yang. He or the white fang would go after her. It's why I... I wanted to bring her here, where I thought the white fang wouldn't be but I was afraid... I was afraid that you two would be...
  • Kali: *Pulls Blake into a tight hug.* Blake. My baby girl. We love you no matter what and no matter who you love whether they be a Faunus or a human. I mean, We did start the originally to unity humans and faunus.
  • Blake: *Smiles and hugs her mom.* Thank you mom. *she then turns to her dad who is in deep thought.* Dad?
  • Ghira: ... I'm sorry Blake. *he said as she stood up.*
  • Blake: Dad? *She said with a heart broken look.*
  • Kali: Ghira? *She questioned as they watched him walk to his deck and open a drawer pulling something as he walks back over.*
  • Ghira: You said her name was Yang? As in Yang Xiao-Long? *He asked handing the object to Blake, Kali meanwhile suddenly having a look of realization.*
  • Blake: Y-yes. *She said confused taking the object realizing it was a framed picture.*
  • Ghira: Then I am sorry Blake. But The woman you love isn't just a human. *Ghira told Blake who looked at him confused before looking at the picture as she gasped. The photo showing a younger Ghira and pregnant Kali with a younger Taiyang and pregnant Raven.* She is half faunus.
  • Blake: I don't... I don't understand.
  • Ghira: What I'm saying Blake is... *Deep breath.* Our future Grandchildren have a less chance of getting your ears.
  • Blake: *Blake stared at her fathers serious expression as it slowly breaks into a chuckling smile making her laugh as well as she stands up and hugs her dad.* I'm sure they'll still look lovely.... Thank you. Both of you.
  • Kali: Of course dear. *Kali smiled hugging her husband and daughter.*
  • Ghira: We love you Blake. No matter what... I just hope She doesn't have Tai's taste for terrible puns and jokes.
  • Blake: Uh... Yeah. About that. *Ghira groans*
  • Kali: Oh I like her already.

anonymous asked:

I'm embarrassed to ask but since I'm anon I'll do it. You are so intelligent and I know you're trying to make a point with the Orwell, Animal Farm quotes but they are going over my head and I can't fit in what you are trying to say. The "pig to man" etc. Please nobody laugh at me because this is a humble, honest question. If you feel like it maybe late,r would you mind writing something easy so we could understand your thoughts? I also don't understand shy Sam is acting this way. Thank you.

I followed the Italian breadcrumbs from Diana’s retweets and what do you know they lead right to this:

“Never listen when they tell you that Man and the animals have a common interest, that the prosperity of the one is the prosperity of the others. It is all lies. Man serves the interest of no creature except himself.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

Maybe later I’ll write something, but for now I will sit back and see where this shitshow ends up. If nothing else, it is entertaining.

  • Me: on Yoosung's route
  • Me: gets picture of Yoosung with the bouquet of roses
  • Me: aw haha nice
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: don't
  • My shit brain: HEY THERE PAL
  • My shit brain: THOSE THERE ROSES SURE ARE RED
  • My shit brain: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS RED
  • Me: ...Seven's ha-
  • My shit brain: SEVEN'S HAIR
  • My shit brain: WANNA IMAGINE YOOSUNG GIVING SEVEN THOSE ROSES INSTEAD OF FINISHING WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW
  • Me: please I just
  • My shit brain: SOUNDS LIKE A YES TO ME HAHAHA
Best Friend Starters
  • "Want to go somewhere?"
  • "Wait. Wait. You did what now?"
  • "Hey. How's it going?"
  • "I am sooooo bored."
  • "Yeah. Yeah, we could do that. Or we could sit around and do nothing."
  • "What fresh hell did you get me into?"
  • "When's the last time you bathed?"
  • "Got anything to eat?"
  • "What did I tell you about touching my stuff?"
  • "You're dating my ex?"
  • "Please tell me you have coffee."
  • "How do I look?"
  • "Let me give you some advice..."
  • "Drink up."
  • "You look ridiculous."
  • "I'm not going and you can't make me."
  • "What do you think I should wear?"
  • "Screw them. They don't know what they're missing."
  • "Can we not actually do this?"
  • "Pizza?"
  • "Is anyone else coming?"
  • "I'll walk with you."
  • "You look like you need a hug."
  • "Forget about 'em. You're better off."
  • "Pain gets better with time and alcohol."
  • "You need me to kick their ass?"
  • "Don't leave me hanging."
  • "Did you see that?"
  • "I leave no one behind."
  • "I don't suppose you have any idea what to do now..."
  • "Tea? Scone?"
  • "Stop being so melodramatic."
  • "I'm here for you."
  • "Give me five minutes."
  • "Why do I even hang out with you?"
  • "You know I would do anything for you, right?"
  • "Maybe you should cut down on the booze."
  • "That has got 'nope' written all over it."
  • "What's the worst that could happen?"

anonymous asked:

YouTube is confirmed to be restricting lgbt content because it's 'adult'. Several videos have been removed including those which simply feature gay celebrities without any mention of sexual orientation. It's disgusting and I don't know why YouTube would do this. If you defend free speech you should be speaking out against this.

I was waiting to properly comment on this until I knew for sure what was going on, I knew it was happening to some channels but figured it could be something else on top of it, like talking about actual sex, swearing a lot, or other mature content because youtube is a big company with a huge amount of really big LGBT creators, and they couldn’t be restricting content just because someones gay, right? But the way it looks right now makes it seem like thats the case. A lot of peoples videos that aren’t even mature content are being restricted: coming out videos, things about pride, and even story times. Plus youtubes public statement wasn’t an apology and doesn’t make it seem like they’re going to fix this. It’s hypocritical of them considering how many LGBT youtubers have made shows and movies with youtube/ youtube red (Gigi Gorgous, Joey Graceffa, Riyadh K, etc.) and it’s absolutely disgusting. You can’t preach acceptance and equality, while at the same time acting like there isn’t an issue with saying that if someone likes the same sex they shouldn’t be allowed around children because no matter how innocent the conversation is it’s “mature content.”

a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy;; rp sentences
  • "You can't lie in front of the bulldozer indefinitely."
  • "I'm game. We'll see who rusts first."
  • "You were quite entitled to make any suggestions or protests at the appropriate time, you know."
  • "I'm trying to, baby, I'm trying to."
  • "You're going to need a very stiff drink."
  • "I'd trust him to the end of the Earth."
  • "Quickly, please, the world's about to end."
  • "Three pints? At lunchtime?"
  • "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
  • "Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?"
  • "You got a towel with you?"
  • "You've never been to Alpha Centauri? It's only four light-years away, you know."
  • "If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?"
  • "This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of."
  • "All right, so I'm panicking, what else is there to do?"
  • "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
  • "Shut up! I think we're in trouble."
  • "I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!"
  • "Perhaps we're both going mad."
  • "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
  • "Don't talk to me about life."
  • "I'm very insecure. We know that."
  • "Can we drop your ego for a moment? This is important."
  • "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
  • "I think we just found what you came to look for."
  • "I can work out your personality problems to ten decimal places if it will help."
  • "We are now quite definitely going to die, aren't we?"
  • "Life--- loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
Anxiety Attack: The Wring Way To Handle It
  • *supposed to call someone I don't know on the phone*
  • Mom"You have to do it. CALL THEM"
  • Me"sinks head down in fear and hoping she goes away."
  • *20 minutes later*
  • Mom"CALL THEM RIGHT NOW! YOURE 19 AN ADULT. I CANT CALL FOR YOU. GROW UP AND DO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO DO"
  • Me*starts crying*
  • Mom*grabs phone-dials number-puts phone to my ear*
  • Me*bawling my face off* ends up getting message machine *still crying while leaving message*
  • Mom"you're welcome"
  • Me*continues crying for half an hour from anxiety attack, anger, and embarrassment.*
the signs as songs by Beyoncé
  • Aries: Beautiful Liar
  • "You'll never know why are we the ones who suffer;
  • Have to let go, he won't be the one to cry"
  • Taurus: Love On Top
  • "Nothing's perfect, but it's worth it after fighting through my tears and finally you put me first"
  • Gemini: Irreplaceable
  • "I can have another you by tomorrow;
  • So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable"
  • Cancer: Best Thing I Never Had
  • "Another world, another life;
  • Thank God I found the good in goodbye"
  • Leo: Sweet Dreams
  • "I wish that when I wake up you're there to wrap your arms around me for real and tell me you'll stay by my side"
  • Virgo: Listen
  • "I'm more than what you made of me; I followed the voice you gave to me but now I've gotta find my own"
  • Libra: Crazy In Love
  • "The way that you know what I thought I knew,
  • It's the beat my heart skips when I'm with you;
  • But I still don't understand, just how your love can do what no one else can"
  • Scorpio: Partition
  • "I just wanna be the girl you like, girl you like;
  • The kinda girl you like is right here with me"
  • Sagittarius: Diva
  • "I know you read the paper, the one that they call a queen; Every radio round the world know me 'cause that's where I be"
  • Capricorn: Single Ladies
  • "I need no permission, did I mention, Don't pay him any attention; 'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn what it really feels like to miss me"
  • Aquarius: Countdown
  • "Oh, you got me all gone, don't ever let me go;
  • Say it real loud if you fly, if you leave me you're out of your mind"
  • Pisces: Halo
  • "Hit me like a ray of sun burning through my darkest night; You're the only one that I want, 'Think I'm addicted to your light"

This whole Erekuri vs Yumikuri argument is stupid. Posting hate in the Erekuri tag also makes the Yumikuri shippers as immature as the anons going around arguing with them.

My biggest focus though is on the ones who claim Erekuri is just crack and people only ship them because they were in a panel together. Did you even read the past several chapters? Historia and Eren’s developing bond is a huge point of this whole arc and it can’t just be swept under the rug because you hate the idea of Historia growing close to someone who isn’t Ymir.

Historia and Eren started off awkward, with Eren even telling her he didn’t like “Krista” because of how creepy and unnatural she acted. But he goes on to say he thinks she is fine as Historia because she is a normal person. This meant a lot to Historia, she even tells Eren herself it made her happy. The two of them have been through a lot together, Eren even begged her to eat him and saw her as the true successor to the coordinate. But Historia didn’t do it in the end, and she set him free and tried to assure him he is needed in the world. You know what else she said? She is on his side. The other person she said that line to? That’s right, Ymir. 

Now Eren has gone from disliking who Historia used to be and seeing her as weak to recognizing the growth in her and admiring her strength, just as Historia envied Eren for knowing what to do. She finally opened up to someone else and you could easily argue that if it weren’t for Eren, her downward spiral would have gotten worse. Remembering Ymir wasn’t the only factor in turning herself around.

Hm, well now there’s you. And you’re new. You’re funny and cute, and right now, that’s all I’ve gathered. I can’t assume you’re different because I’ve made that mistake too many times before. But you make me laugh and smile when we talk, and I can’t help but wonder what else your personality encompasses. I’d like to get to know you better. And that’s all I know right now.
—  12:16PM// right now, today
SHINee as a GPS
  • Minho: If you turn left here it will be faster than taking the highway. Okay now quick, turn left! Okay, now speed up, we want to get there as fast as physically possible.
  • Taemin: Turn left... No wait, right, turn right!! Okay, it has to be over here somewhere. Shoot, you were supposed to turn left back there, okay we'll just go the long way around. Sorry! ^^;;
  • Jonghyun: Turn left. Wait, did you see that dog?? It looked just like Roo ;; Oh my god there's another one. Can we stop and pet them? At least one of them? please??
  • Onew: Now turn left, right? (moment of panic when you don't know which way to turn, so you turn right) Malicious laughter, you thought I meant right, right? okay, but actually turn left, you're going to get us lost.
  • Kibum: What do you think you're doing? I told you to turn left. Okay, make a u-turn. No, I don't care if it isn't legal here just TURN AROUND. Okay fine, we're going this way now, have fun being three minutes late asshole.
Starstruck Sentence Meme
  • "Am I blocking your view of what's his name?"
  • "Is it too late for me to be an only child?"
  • "If you knew him like I know him, you wouldn't say that."
  • "Does that new valet look a little shifty to you?"
  • "He needs to know opportunities like this don't come every day."
  • "All they see is a spoiled punk who likes to tangle with the paparazzi."
  • "There's gonna be steak for dessert."
  • "You and your stupid friendship rules!"
  • "I will give you front-row tickets to my next concert if you don't scream my name."
  • "I'm not hiding you. Its just that I don't want these particular people to see you right now."
  • "I think if you did know me, you'd really like me."
  • "I'll give you $15,000 if you do me this favor."
  • "It's not a favor if you pay for it."
  • "You give girls that look and expect them to fall for you. Well, its not working with me, so get over it."
  • "It's all lies. Technically slander."
  • "You think you're so special that a nobody like me couldn't possibly understand how hard it is to be you?"
  • "She idolizes you. I, on the other hand, couldn't care less about you or your city."
  • "You are the queen of snap judgments."
  • "You're so sure of things you couldn't possibly be sure about."
  • "I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm gonna die, that's what's gonna happen."
  • "I just wanna get home to my family, explain why I disappeared, and suffer the consequences."
  • "You know what I want? I wanna have fun."
  • "Forgive me for not treating you like the big, enormous star you think you are."
  • "Everyone likes me. Why is it that you don't like me?"
  • "Are you saying I'm not a real person?"
  • "What if I told you something about me that no one else knew?"
  • "I wish I could just stay here where no one can find me."
  • "Sometimes I feel like they only care about the business."
  • "Your life, I mean, it's so different from mine. Everything you do and say is so big and public."
  • "Right now, here with you, I feel like I can just be myself."
  • "You're so different from any other girl I've ever known."
  • "You say things to me everyone else is afraid to say and you make me see things about myself that I can't see."
  • "One second I'm amazing and the next you're embarrassed to be seen with me?"
  • "I don't wanna say goodbye like this."
  • "Once they have you in their sights, they won't quit until they get what they want."
  • "That kind of stuff only happens in the movies. This is the real world."
  • "I know it hurts right now but things are not always what they seem in the moment."
  • "Given some time, life has a way of working itself out for the better."
  • "This is the tabloid press. This is not the Supreme Court."
  • "You don't want the truth. You want a story."
  • "Congratulations, you've created a celebrity but you have wrecked the human being inside."
  • "Your life, your choice."
GOSSIP GIRL SENTENCE MEME.
  • "You had someone who loved you unconditionally."
  • "I'm sorry I gave up on us when you never did."
  • "Can I kiss you before I kill you?"
  • "Every time I try to move on, you're right there."
  • "I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination."
  • "Happiness does not seem to be on the menu."
  • "You're not hot enough to be a high school cheerleader."
  • "Excuse me if I don't fall for that, or you, ever again."
  • "I'd ask how you are, but I really don't care."
  • "You're completely unaware of your affect on me."
  • "Who the hell is he not to want you?"
  • "When are you gonna ask me on a real date?"
  • "I'm gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that."
  • "You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?"
  • "I look forward to never seeing you again."
  • "You have no idea who you're dealing with."
  • "I'm glad that she's so fun and I'm sorry that I'm not."
  • "A little bit of danger is what makes life worth living."
  • "How would I ever believe anything you say again?"
  • "Isn't there someone else you can torture?"
  • "Do yourself a favor and stop talking right now."
  • "Take a Xanax or a tequila shot or something."
  • "Maybe I am a total bitch, did you ever think about that?"
  • "Let me say, for the record, I like you. You and only you."
  • "There's a reason I always come back to you."
  • "I'm happy for you. I'm gonna go vomit now."