but i decided to go with stark in general

anonymous asked:

y'know, I never thought I could hate a character more than I hate Umbridge but then Wanda happened. I just... can't. fucking. stand. her. And then it's Clint... and even Natasha who betrayed Tony and I just need a life and friends and hobbies bc I spend all of my time obsessing over Tony and wanting him to be cared and loved and ok and I just... I HATE THEM!!!

Listen… before I get on to the Wonderfully Infuriating Subject of Wanda Maximoff, I’d like to say that I have 99 problems with Civil War, and the characterisations of my Good Boys Clint and Steve make up a good 95 of them. Just be warned, this rant is long and whiny as fuck.

I honestly really disliked Clint in Civil War, which sucks because he’s my Dumpster Son and he deserved better than just being reduced to The Guy With The Arrows, you know? What were his motives??? He was retired, he was spending time with his family, and then he just upped and left because ..what…Cap batted his eyelashes? Like… he had nothing to do with the accords. Nothing. He probably didn’t even read them; I mean Vision asked him to consider what he was doing and he did this Really Cool Eye Flicker™ before just saying ‘yeah lol okai considered bro’ and I mean?? You have children??? 

And then of course, the scene on the Raft. It’s kind of amusing in an infuriating sort of way, because I mean this is basically Clint summed up in a short piece:

Clint: *Breaks Law* For justice :))

Clint: *Is put in jail for breaking law*

Clint: :0 :0 This is UNJUST!!!!

And I mean, he appears to blame 100% of everything that happened on Tony, which I guess one could do when they’re angry and imprisoned and their other friend is standing on the other side of the bars. I can kind of get that from an objective point of view..? But? No? He’s an adult and he broke the law? That is… that’s what happens? 

Of course, when he makes that remark to Tony about Rhodey, all hope I had for his Civil War character immediately burst into an inferno and propelled itself out of the top story window. That was unnecessary and hurtful and untrue, and it made me want to slap the shit out of him.

Now. For Wanda.

If you like her character, then that is completely okay, but I don’t advise reading this.

Because I despise her. 

It’s not really her character, more as the way she was written. She had so much potential, to do so much good. But her origins are F U C K E D up, her attitude is childish (despite the fact that she is an adult guys!!) and her general character is quite frankly that of a whiny bitch.

We first see her in AoU, when she is working for HYDRA, after voluntarily (Voluntarily!! working for a terror organisation you guys!!!) Signing up for experimentation that had killed everyone else before her.
I mean, that alone tells you something about her character and her thought process.

Next, we discover that a missile with Tony’s last name on it tragically killed her parents. This is sad. This is horrible and no child should ever have to go through that.

But then she decides that Tony Stark Personally Aimed, Launched and Fired it, and decides to go on a ten-year murder plot in order to kill him for it, and that’s where the sympathy stops. Right there.

I know this is a common example, but Imma say it again because it’s important. If my parents were shot and killed by a gun that had the word ‘Beretta’ on it, I ain’t gonna go after the fuckin gun company. Why would anyone??? It makes literally no sense at all and just paints her as a villain who’s also lowkey stupid???

She had years to think these actions through, and yet still she did them. It literally does not matter about whether she helped for like the last hour of the Avengers film because the literal entire fucking world was going to be destroyed, and she didn’t want catastrophe on that scale.

You know,,, she just wanted to murder Tony. And obviously, the Avengers are his buddies, so lets try and kill them too for no reason at all!!!

She… I mean… God, she subjected Bruce to his worst nightmare and had him tear through a populated city,,, for the sake of destruction?? She literally just wanted to cause pain??? And you can’t tell me no-one died because of that because… it’s a fucking hulk? She purposely twisted all the team’s minds, and let Tony take the sceptre because she knew he could hurt people with it because of what she’d planted in his head? It’s… it’s disgusting?

You tell me ‘she’s changed’ and ‘she’s just like Tony, she used to be bad but now she’s good’ or whatever the fuck, but let me tell you this: Tony never, ever wreaked destruction for the sake of destruction. He never went out with the sole intention of killing specific innocents. He built weapons to p r o t e c t, which is why as soon as he sees they’re no longer doing that, he shuts that shit down. 

Wanda never seems to learn that lesson. Even when, For God Knows what fucked up reason, they appear to make her some sort of avenger for helping them stop the world ending (that, you know, she helped cause), she still doesn’t understand that her job is now to protect people? Her motives are still… idk selfish I guess?

“i can’t control their fear. Only my own.”

Well bitch u know what. Maybe if u stopped running off and trying to tell everyone that you, an incredibly powerful individual with a past involving terror organisations, are ‘above the law and don’t need the accords’, they’d… u know… stop being scared of u…

Don’t even get me started on what she said to Tony. I’m done with this shit. But yes anon I’m sorry this was so long but essentially, I very much agree. Good day sir.

gifresyna  asked:

In this what-if world where the Starks grow up normally, do you think Arya would have tempted to marry a Dornish lord? What with the gender equality down there, she'd possibly have been able to fight, and she *did* name her wolf Nymeria

The thing is, girls don’t generally fight in Dorne? Oberyn’s daughters are an exception, because he raised them that way. If you look at the Dornish ladies we’ve encountered who aren’t Sand Snakes, you generally don’t see them handling weapons. I’m pressed to think of any offhand. (Although I welcome potential corrections.) Of the Rhoynar women who came to Dorne, a quarter were warriors… but I’m not sure that tradition has continued as a general practice, TWOIAF doesn’t mention female Dornish warriors in its history of Targaryen-era Dorne. And that even the Dornish look askance at Elia Sand’s behavior suggests to me that Arya’s swordwielding might still be considered unusual there.

Also, Princess Nymeria wasn’t a warrior, she was a leader. That’s the difference in Dorne; women rule much more frequently, because they follow absolute primogeniture rather than male-preference cognatic. But other than that and some other customs, Dorne doesn’t really have “equality of the sexes” as we would define it, they still generally follow most Westeros gender roles (source). It wouldn’t make much of a difference to a woman who married into a Dornish family, unfortunately — the only thing she could be sure of would be that if her eldest child were a girl, she would inherit and rule after her father.

Nevertheless, I could see Arya’s “the woman is important too” feelings finding Dorne a more welcome place than the rest of Westeros. Whether or not Dornish women are warriors, “great ladies and famous princesses abound, and are the subject of songs and tales as much as the great knights and princes.” And in that “what-if world”, if Jon Arryn hadn’t died and Robert hadn’t come north and Ned and the girls never went south and Jon hadn’t decided to take the black just then, would Jon have ever commissioned Needle for Arya? So perhaps the swordwielding question wouldn’t come up, and it would just be the general Dornish culture that Arya would be looking at and be interested in.

Mind you, whether the general Dornish culture would be looking at a Stark is another question. Like I said here, Robert’s Rebellion and the murder of Elia and her children put a bit of a damper on Stark-Martell relationships. (Even though Ned quarreled with Robert over it, things could be a bit touch-and-go.) The Daynes are a possibility, but a questionable one since we don’t know exactly what happened when and how they feel about Ned after Ashara and all (I don’t actually believe Edric Dayne is Eddard’s namesake, we’ll see). Also the Daynes are Stony Dornish and “less touched by the Rhoynar”, so the cultural thing may be moot there for all we know. But there’s potential nevertheless… and if one did want to develop that what-if world, possibly angsty potential for people who like that sort of thing. (If not remotely as angsty as ASOIAF itself.)

(BTW, something else I didn’t mention in that post is that Arya might also have been intrigued by the warrior culture of Bear Island; the birthdates of Maege Mormont’s daughters, as well as the carving on their gate, suggest that the atypical Mormont women thing is not just due to Jeor’s taking the black and Jorah’s exile. But there are no Bear Island noblemen or boys near Arya’s age AFAWK, which is why I only mentioned the mountain clans and not Bear Island in my original post.)