but i completely lost my shit

Not today mv REACTION

Okay first OFF. LET’S START WITH THE GODDAMN HIGH TECH SETTING THAT LOOKED SO LIT , I THOUGHT I’D LOSE MY SHIT , BUT THEN FREAKING KIM NAMJOON SHOWS UP AND WALKS LIKE A BOSS WITH PURPLE HAIR AND I CHOKED ON MY BREATH AND THEN THERE WAS LIKE AT LEAST 30 BACKUP DANCERS DRESSED AS NINJAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE GOING FOR A WILD CONCEPT THIS TIME. AND THEN FREAKING , SON OF A AGUST D , SHOWED UP IN RED AND I PULLED ON MY HAIR CAUSE HOW DARE HE DYE HIS HAIR WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS AND RAP AS IF IT’S NO ONE’S BUSINESS. AND THEN FREAKING JUNG SON OF A MISCHIEVOUS DARK LORD FETUS KOOK RANDOMLY FREAKING SHOWED UP WITH HIS STUPID PINK HIGHLIGHTS , SEXY JACKET AND I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT.CAN WE TALK THREE SECONDS ABOUT HOW F*CKING TALL HE LOOKS IN THIS MV. LIKE WTF .AM I IMAGINING THINGS. AND THEN KIM TAEHYUNG AND HIS BANDANA , LIKE F*CK , SON , I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A NICE KID ?!!! HOW DARE YOU PULL A FOREHEAD ON ME LIKE THIS. I CRIED A LITTLE (OR MAYBE A LOT) AND JUNG F*CKING HOSEOK , YOU SON OF AN EVIL. THAT GUY OWNS HIS INTRO FOR WINGS , CAUSE SHIT , HE’S THE EVIL’S REINCARNATION IN HUMAN FORM . HOW DARE HIS WEAR THESE TIGHT PANTS AND THAT STUPID CAP AND ACT ALL SWAG WHILE I’M TRYING TO REMAIN CHILL BUT I CAN’T CHILL CAUSE ITS FREAKING BTS AND THEN IT HAPPENED…. CHOKE ME JIMIN APPEARED AND I CHOKED ON MY WATER CAUSE HIS GODDAMN PINK HAIR , HIS NOTES AND FOOTWORK ,WE’RE ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL . YOU CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH PARK JIMIN TRIED WRECKING ME AND JUNGKOOK TOGETHER . I’M SURE JUNGKOOK CRIED SECRETLY AFTER HE WATCHED THE MV , CAUSE JIMIN BE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH EFFECT ON EVERYONE. SOMEONE PARK THIS JIMIN CAUSE I CAN’T .AND THE KIM FREAKING SEOKJIN AND HIS DANCING LIKE HOLY SHIT, HE’S SO GOOD ??!!!HIS GORGEOUS JACKET OMGGDFSHSJSLSLSLZLS SJDJDM HE ETHEREAL BEAUTY MAKE PUNCH A WALL. BTS RUINED ME. SOMEONE COLLECT ME

anonymous asked:

what was your reaction when you found out that taylor followed you?

omg okay story time!!

so it was literally OUT OF THE BLUE like she had never liked anything with me on it or anything of mine and i had never even remotely been noticed so as you can imagine i was completely surprised. so i was just ya know minding my business on tumblr and i refreshed the page and i saw the notification at the top (several updates ago when that still happened) that said “taylorswift just started following you” and i kinda just stared at it for a minute and then took a pic and then like verified it bc i thought it was fake aND THEN IT WAS REAL AND I LOST MY SHIT. and also omg she followed me at 11:11am so that’s also really cool. i think i screamed and then like started idk freaking out and fell off my bed and my dogs came in thinking i was dying. and then i told pretty much everyone i know that taylor swift followed me and then i made an edit out of the email you get and that was my phone lockscreen for about a year. definitely one of the highlights of my life. and tbh i still cant believe that she follows me like that’s really freaking amazing that taylor swift global superstar follows my tumblr like lmao i love you enjoy my mess!

It’s official. I’ve lost hope. I’ve given up. It is what it is and what it is, is shit. I am furious with them. I have lost my respect for them, completely. 

But I haven’t lost respect for this fandom, nor for this ship.

Johnlock has existed before the BBC version and it will continue to exist after it has finished. And this fandom has created families. It has sparked a creativity beyond belief. It has saved lives and I am so glad that I was a part of that. I will continue to be a part of that. Johnlock will always be in my heart and one day, in our lifetimes, will come the day when the shackles of heteronormativity and queerbaiting will be cast aside. 

One day it will happen. One day Sherlock Holmes will belong in his time, with a heart that is free to love. And one day, John Watson will love him back as he deserves.  

My family did Christmas early and I proceeded to completely lose my shit. I can’t believe my parents got me a piano. I didn’t know they realised how much playing means to me and how much I’ve missed playing and having an instrument of my own since I went to boarding school. They kept saying that someday I could have our Wurlitzer, but it’s in our basement and is next to impossible to move… but this darling, this I can take with me. I’m going to be able to play again, going to be able to shut out everything and just get lost in music again. I can’t believe it, it almost doesn’t feel real. Weighted keys, beautiful tone… it’s digital, but it’s not a keyboard. She’s a piano and I love her.

OK im gonna rant

I’m gonna start with the simple affirmation that i might be completely wrong and also that i’m speaking only for myself and not every latino on the planet.

The thing is that lately there’s been a lot of discussion about the Floriana Lima not being latina problem and i’ve seen a shit ton of opinions about it, not one from a latinx and, as a queer latina, i’m here to give mine.

From my point of view, there has been so much drama about it because the term “latinx” is a very grey area. There are people who think that being latinx qualifies as being “of color”, there are people who think that it means you were born in Latin America. I’m on the second group,so, the way i see it, there is no harm in having someone from another country playing that character.

For me, it makes no sense to call it whitewashing because there is a fucking huge amount of white latinos. Being latino does not mean you have to look a certain way, we’re a very diverse group of people. We have black latinxs, we have white latinxs, we have blond latinxs, we have ginger latinxs, anything you want, we have it. So, in my humble opinion, complaining about an actress who does not look like the generic white girl playing a latina just because she’s not really from Latin America is not really helpful at all.

I’d rather have a brown looking girl with Italian heritage playing me than some white blonde blue eyed girl from Brazil any day of my life.

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Dark!Skyeward AU: Grant Ward knew being undercover at Hydra for Shield had it’s risks. Being murdered by the person that the super spy himself went undercover for in the first place wasn’t one of the considered risks. Unaware of Ward’s occupation, Phil Coulson did what he thought was necessary and killed the man with his own two hands, unaware of Ward’s attempts at a a good deed. Though, Coulson wasn’t alone. From afar, Skye stood emotionless, watching with blurred vision as Coulson left Ward’s body to rot, with nothing but dust circling the air with every step he made away from the corpse. Unforgiving of her directors actions, Skye took it upon herself to avenge the man she lost, and would never get back. Anger fueled her system every waking day as she began her path to revenge.

I’m lost in translation. 

I’m in a transition period. I was lost in myself and my thoughts and I didn’t want to talk to anyone about this feeling, about this weakness, about this sense of powerlessness. I’ve tried to focus on my studies and put my shit together and now I’m ready to restart. I now I’m ready to really be myself at most, to make decisions and completely change my life. I want to make all of you part of this change, because you’ve helped me somehow. You helped me to believe more in myself, with the notes, the messages, all the people who supported me in these years, and I’m so happy you’ve always been there, even if I don’t know each of you. Heartfelt thanks for being there guys :) 

IG&Snap: Fredamily 

Ph: Simone Becchetti
  • <p> <b>Creepypasta:</b> What if you were actually---IN A COMA!?<p/><b>Me:</b> So you mean, like, none of this is real?<p/><b>Creepypasta:</b> YES. SO MINDFUCKY. OOOOOooooooOOOOOOH!!!<p/><b>Me:</b> So you mean, I presumably hallucinated the part about Americans electing Donald Trump?<p/><b>Creepypasta:</b> Well...<p/><b>Me:</b> How about Brexit?<p/><b>Creepypasta:</b> Well you know--<p/><b>Me:</b> Is there any chance that I actually just completely made up all of 2016? And that Trudeau is actually keeping his election promises and Alan Rickman---<p/><b>Creepypasta:</b> Listen. You've got to try to take a more personal approach to this thing; like what if your day-to-day life was all FAAAAAAAAAKE!?! OOoooooOoooOH, SO SPOOKY!<p/><b>Me:</b> So you mean I haven't wasted years of my life in a job that I hate?<p/><b>Creepypasta:</b> Oh, you know what? Fuck off, you're hopeless. Why don't you go read about spooky lost 'Simpsons' episodes or some shit like that? I have better things to do.<p/><b>Me:</b> Well, thanks anyways buddy. I'm feeling a lot happier now.<p/></p>

i got my mom listening to taz and during the first ep she was like “i cant believe they killed the horses, horses were so valuable during this time period” and im just like mom………theyre literally going to be in a fantasy costco on the moon in less than 10 episodes i dont think the mcelroys are striving for complete historical accuracy here ok

painted a spotted hyena as some practice, unfortunately i completely lost the source of the picture i used as reference for this one (´∩`。)

hmmmm so a couple of weeks ago i saw this guy at a nightclub and thought “huh. cute.” and then he smiled … like that was it i swear that was it and i couldn’t keep my eyes off of him for the rest of the night i like low key kept tabs on his whereabouts but hi it’s me an anxious piece of shit so no way I went to talk to him i just creepily looked at him talking to his mates and laughing and drinking beer and im pretty sure he didn’t even see me bc the club was crazy full and then at one point i lost him n i was bummed and said to my friend like ‘did u see that cute guy back there’ and she’s like ‘nah who u mean’ while im still kinda shaky about this thing that kinda felt completely earth shattering (id had like three tequilas but still)

FLASH FORWARD

I see him outside the cafeteria @ school the day after. im hangover and look like shit. he’s beautiful.

FLASH FORWARD

a few days later ive just stepped outside and is about to go home and then i see that someone’s coming towards me from the corner of my eye i look up & guess who it is.. he SMILES at me when he walks past and he smells crazy good but i already guessed he would bc ofc

FLASH FORWARD

two days ago: I see a guy on tinder and almost have a heart attack when i realize it’s actually him

FLASH FORWARD

yesterday: we matched.

One of the larries favourite arguments to use as ‘proof’ is, 'if Louis isn’t with Harry then he’s a terrible person’. Firstly this is false. Literally a complete load of crap. Louis is an inherently good person who puts on events for terminally ill children. Louis is the kind of person to do numerous charity events in his time off to help as many people as possible and raise awareness. Louis is loyal and kind and described in glowing terms by anyone that knows and loves him. Just because Louis has chosen to self identify as straight does not make him homophobic or a bad person.

However if Louis agreed to perform in a stunt that involved faking a babies birth. If that stunt led to the 'mother’ of this pretend baby being subjected to terrible misogyny and abuse. If he went out with a baby doll/actor and pretended to be a dad then I would question everything I thought I knew about Louis. I would question why a lad raised by a single mum, who knows the struggles that she faced would stand by and allow another young single mum to be dragged just to help keep his secret.

If Niall knew about this 'stunt’ and threw shade at it by using his close friends newborn baby then i would think he was also a pretty shitty person.

It’s time to start accepting that Freddie is real, stop turning everything the lads do as ways to push your conspiracies. Its beyond boring and is just cruel now. Freddie is a living breathing child. He is Louis’ flesh and blood. If you think Louis would use a child to hide a secret about himself then maybe it’s time to question why you’d be a fan of this person. Non of us know what’s going on in these people’s private lives and for all you know Louis could be dealing with a crisis currently at home and instead of being supportive fans you’re still wanging on about your conspiracies and calling his son fake. I literally can’t bear it anymore.

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Proud pissboy moment. I just pissed my shorts in public 😃 I waited until I was really desperate and then went out for a walk. I was really nervous about pissing myself in public since I live in a really small community but I was determined that I wasn’t going to go home until I’d lost it and with a little encouragement from my friend somewetguy I did. I completely soaked my shorts and the sidewalk and it felt fucking awesome!! I only managed to take stills since I forgot to press record on my camera coz I was too busy losing my shit. I’ll deffo be doing this again soon!!

psychic: *reads my mind*

me: STEVEN J. HYDE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER!! HE WAS EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABUSED AS A TEEN BY HIS PARENTS AND THEN ABANDONED BY THEM AND HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WAS COMPLETELY NEGLECTED ON THE LAST SEASON!! HE WAS A SWEETHEART TO EVERYONE AND EVEN THOUGH HE HAD A SHIT LIFE AND HIS PROBLEMS HE PUT HIS FRIENDS FIRST EVERY FUCKING TIME ONLY TO HAVE THE ONLY GIRL HE LOVED CONSTANTLY HIT ON BY HIS FRIEND AND LOST HER BECAUSE THE WRITERS DIDN’T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT IT. HE IS THE ABSOLUTE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!  

psychic: what the fuck