did I ever tell yall about Source?bot because what the hell
back in the day some absolute madman allowed me to have an iota of power in an IRC chatroom and I introduced a bot named Source?bot, who, no matter what you said, would reply “Source?”, therefore implying you were a liar and a scammer no matter what you were saying
this was mostly funny but when a lot of people were in chat it got kind of annoying because “Source?” would get spammed and like, sometimes people would say things like “sorry I wasn’t online, my granny just died” and in would come Source?bot, with the comforting cry of “Source?”
anyway you could shut Source?bot up for a while by posting a link with “google” in the URL because obviously Google is the Uncontested Proover of Facts so people would have a link handy to just drop whenever Source?bot did its thing, and it turned into a chat meme because people would Google weird shit so if you clicked it or looked at the url you would see some really questionable stuff
so one day this new person signs in and is like “hey, I’m new” and Source?bot shows up like “Source?” and the kid’s like “???” and then I show up like “sorry about that” and drop a link to shut it up
the link, in keeping with the chat meme, was a Google search for “step by step masturbation guide?? help ”
and this was the new guy’s first interaction with a literal chat admin so like. there you have it.