but i can't keep up with anything

anonymous asked:

What can you do on the moon? You can't even breathe on the moon.

watch, i’ll destroy your problem in one fell swoop:

Ozzo - Grass Type Pokemon


Discovered deep within a lush rain forest, Ozzo have the uncanny ability to take in CO2, process it, and emit massive amounts of oxygen at rapid rates, much faster than anything man made. Having an Ozzo in your home is like a natural air freshener!

Ozzo, this pokemon i just made up, can keep oxygen in it’s body at a hyper dense rate and emit it at whatever pace it likes.

Imagine how much oxygen is in a space ship, right?

Multiply that by 10. That’s how much oxygen an Ozzo can keep in it’s body at any given point. That’d give anyone up in space plenty of time to start some sort of self-sustaining colony.

here’s a mockup of ozzo.

easy. done. never question me again.

anonymous asked:

You have a mostly adult fan base. Why do you keep everything so G rated? You don't cuss, talk about sex, your love life or anything. Do you think we can't handle it?

Yup! That’s what I think!

Lol no!! I do talk about my love life to an extent, only to the point I, myself, am feeling up to talking to you all about it. And as much as you may think I have a mostly adult audience, I do have lots of kids who follow me, and it is a great opportunity to keep my videos accessible to them, while also discussing things that may not get to be talked about a lot in school (Black History, women’s rights, gender identity, body positivity, etc.). Future topics will cover other things like sexuality, gender identities, possibly even safe practices, but my channel is still relatively new. And it’s not just kids, a lot of people of all ages would prefer not to watch something with expletives or sexual content. It’s not that they can’t handle it, but that they would prefer not to have it, or that they would like to watch something while there are kids around. I’m not even a big curser myself, although I’m never offended if anyone were to curse around me. I’m just a big believer in keeping my videos accessible to all!

Do you ever think about how ML all the time shows Adrien isolated

Or in his bedroom, the main feature of which is bar-like windows

that’re always casting a shadow over him when he’s at home.

Do you ever think about how this kid with the power to destroy anything, anything he wants, uses it almost exclusively to disintegrate bars,

and chains

And anything that keeps people apart?

Because I think about this all the time and don’t know if I’m capable of stopping.

Current status: experiencing a lot of emotion about this 90s boy band escapee and feeling unsure if it’s recommended.

  • *Quidditch changing rooms*
  • Beater: *changing*
  • Sherlock: *bursts in; furious* What did I tell you?
  • Beater: *looks up; smiles* Hey, Captain. Great game, eh?
  • Sherlock: *outraged* I told you not to aim for her!
  • Beater: *frowns* What? She was about to catch the Snitch. If you hadn't been-
  • Sherlock: *snatches the bat; storms off*
  • Beater: ...
  • -a few minutes later-
  • Mary: *enters; confused* Can anyone tell me what it was that Sherlock just threw into the lake?
  • Beater: WHAT? *runs out*
  • MEANWHILE
  • *the Hospital Wing*
  • John: *awkward* How does it feel?
  • Molly: *gingerly moves her bandaged arm* Like I fell off my broom and broke my arm.
  • John: *quickly* He's getting a detention. Not to mention a right bollocking. Possibly removed from the team-
  • Molly: *groans* God, I don't want that.
  • John: *thoughtful* What if he kills him?
  • Molly: *glares at him*
  • Sherlock: *rushes in* Okay, I managed to persuade Madame Pomfrey to let me stay here tonight *fluffs her pillow*
  • Molly: *sighs* You do realise people think we're going out now?
  • Sherlock: *chuckles* That'll be the head injury talking.
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* Is that so?
  • Sherlock: *kisses her cheek* I'll take care of you, don't worry.
  • Molly: *holds his hand* I'm not.
  • John: *hiding behind a copy of the Quibbler*
  • Robert: I, Robert Jacob Sugden, take you, Aaron Dingle. (Aaron chuckles) What?
  • Aaron: Nothing. I just wasn't expecting you to do the whole 'till death do us part' thing.
  • Robert: Well, that's how it works, idiot. (takes a breath) I take you, Aaron Dingle, to be my wedded husband. I promise to be faithful. To put you first. To make you happy. Too keep trying to be better for you, because... you deserve it.
  • Aaron: I, Aaron Dingle... take you, Robert Jacob Sugden... to be my wedded husband... I can't really think of anything else to say. I'm sorry, I'm rubbish at this. But you know...
  • Robert: I know. (forehead kiss *dead*) It doesn't matter.
  • Aaron: No. It does matter. I've never had this with anyone before. I never thought I'd have this with anyone. And I never thought I'd have it with you. Now I've gone and messed it all up.
  • Robert: Don't.
  • Aaron: I promise to be better as well. To trust you. To never let you down ever again. I promise I'm gonna be the best husband I can be.
  • Robert: Hey, you're already the best husband I've had.
  • Aaron: I'm serious.
  • Robert: So am I.
  • (FIRST KISS AS HUSBANDS)
The white road

I am 24 when my doctor tells me that I was abused. She doesn’t tell me what happened to me, or plant any memories that weren’t already there. She takes what I have told her and she puts it all inside those six letters, that one word.

Before she takes my memories and gives me that word, I tell her that I have made the appointment because I want to know why I can’t stand being touched. I tell her that I’m 24 and I’m sick of flinching when shop assistants hand me my change, just in case their fingers brush against my palm and there is that fire again, the one that rushes up from my bone to the membrane of my skin any time it comes into contact that I wasn’t expecting. I tell her that I have been trying to do this properly, from dating to everything else, and it’s like I’m blocked. It’s like I’m missing a piece of myself that makes me an adult, or perhaps even a human, and I don’t know where it’s gone.

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OMGCP characters as things my parents have said or done
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Bitty:</b> "Can you help me find the old peanut jar we cleaned out? I made chrysanthemum tea and need to give some to your cousin but can't use a good container because Lord knows that that girl never gives back anything we lend her."<p/><b>Jack:</b> "If I tell your mom that this rock is a fossil do you think she'll let me keep it? ... No, it's not really a fossil I just think it's pretty."<p/><b>Shitty:</b> *Dad walks down the stairs shirtless, makes eye contact with me* "Well it's not like I actually need a shirt right now." *Walks away* <p/><b>Lardo:</b> *Mom walks up behind Dad with a pair of scissors as he washes the dishes and cuts straight up the back of his shirt* "This shirt was way too old. It was time for it to die."<p/><b>Ransom:</b> "Honey, did you update the freezer inventory spreadsheet? I'm missing a fish and have an undocumented loaf of bread."<p/><b>Holster:</b> *Dad knocks on my closed bedroom door* "I have finally found your snow gloves, you have no excuse. Do you want to build a snowman?"<p/><b>Nursey:</b> "I don't understand why your mom is so worked up - the snow was going to be shoveled anyways, why couldn't we lie in it first? I mean, it's fluffy."<p/><b>Dex:</b> "Have you seen the mini staple gun? I need it to fix the water filter because your mother cranked it too hard and it broke again. Duct tape only works for so long."<p/><b>Chowder:</b> *Mom, 40+, gets carded at the liquor store* "While I'm flattered, I can't tell if you're joking or just blind."<p/><b>Bad Bob:</b> "Are you ready for bed? Good. Let's see how many of the NHL team names you can get right before you fall asleep. Go on, get under the covers and let's start on the west coast."<p/><b>Alicia:</b> "Mom, I look like a lumpy potato" "A very cute lumpy potato, now, let me send this baby picture to all your relatives."<p/><b>Kent:</b> *Dad rolls down the windows and blares Celine Dion* "My heart will, go on and ooooooooooooon"<p/></p><b>Tater:</b> "Dad, mom's making fried rice for dinner." *Dad, exaggerating to make fun of his own accent* "Ah yes, fly lice. Very good. Gahlic Fly Lice"<p/><p/></p>

@kpopfanfictrash, @the-porcelain-doll-xo, anyone else who’s into BTS…. pls….I need fic recs… especially for the Softest bun Taehyung ;~; but all of them rlly

anonymous asked:

I saw that you opened requests in a recent post so here's mine. If it isn't then feel free to ignore it. RFA+Saeran react to an MC who lost her glasses and can't see anything because she's as blind as a bat? Love your recent headcannons and keep up the good work!

Thanks! Enjoy these~


Zen:

  • You woke up and couldn’t find them anywhere
  • But you didn’t have work that day so you didn’t think it much of a big deal
  • Neither did Zen before you tried fixing the side of his coat with a sharp tug…only to realize that it was his ponytail
  • But then he just tells you that he’ll be your eyes until you find your glasses
  • It’s fine for the simpler things
  • Then you two are getting ready to go out and you’re putting on your make up
  • Your lip liner and eyeliner sticks looked very similar, and the labels were faded
  • In your rush, you ask if one of them was your lip liner
  • He’s getting ready too, so he just glances and nods
  • Next thing you know, you have a streak of black on the edge of your lip
  • He just thinks it’s better to find your glasses at that point

Yoosung:

  • You woke up to Yoosung already gone for work and your glasses missing
  • It was going to be a long day, but you decided just to continue with your plans
  • You wanted to cook Yoosung a meal before he got home, so you found the recipe and carefully prepped so the ingredients were right
  • But that didn’t help your depth perception and aim
  • Before you could even finish, you had a lot of burn marks, small cuts, and a lot of ingredients that missed the pot
  • You got frustrated so you went to find your back-up pair
  • Not only were they the wrong prescription, but they also somehow broke right down the middle
  • You ended up looking for your regular pair through one lens that you were holding to your face
  • Yoosung comes home to find the couch cushions flipped up and furniture moved everywhere
  • “Is it blanket fort night?”
  • He also gets a small laugh when you look at him through your makeshift monocle
  • He starts laughing harder because he’s the one who put them away last night
  • “I thought you would go crazy looking for them, so I put them in the drawer last night,” he says before looking around at the mess. “I guess that didn’t help, huh?”

Jaehee:

  • You couldn’t find your glasses and the cafe opened in less than an hour
  • So you insisted that you could just work without them
  • Jaehee didn’t know how blind you actually were so she let you do it
  • But she started to see when you almost put salt in coffee instead of sugar because you couldn’t read the labels
  • She was running after you all day trying to make sure you didn’t hurt yourself or mix something up
  • Eventually, she just told you to take orders and she’d make them
  • It was great until an equally as blind customer showed up
  • “Can you tell me what’s after the latte?”
  • You squint at the menu, “Uhh….yeah, can’t help you there.”
  • It’s a long day, but you come home without any huge disasters
  • You reach for the cereal box on top of the fridge…and find your glasses neatly folded on top
  • Jaehee is calm for a second before she starts yelling at you
  • “Why are they on the fridge?!”

Jumin:

  • Your glasses weren’t in the place where you usually put them
  • Which was bad considering you and Jumin had a fancy dinner to go to with some important people
  • And you couldn’t exactly get ready or survive the night without them
  • This leads you both into a frenzy as you search the entire penthouse
  • When the maid stops in, Jumin ends up recruiting her too to help find them
  • Both of your nerves are really strung high
  • After a few hours, you just decide to use your emergency ones
  • Which lasts you for the next day…until they disappear again
  • You have one last pair of emergency ones, but even those disappear within the week
  • You and Jumin are very confused and actually worried about someone stealing them
  • Until one day he goes over to pet a purring Elizabeth, and he finds her cuddled up to all three pairs of your glasses
  • You have to start putting your glasses in a place she can’t reach after that


Seven:

  • You were taking a nap on the couch and you fell asleep
  • Seven passed by and took off your glasses so you wouldn’t crush them in your awkward position
  • But he was feeling a bit mischievous so he went and hid them
  • He even sets up little traps around the floor that you might trip over–nothing dangerous though
  • When you wake up and look for them, he acts super innocent and even pretends to look with you
  • He’s trying to hold back laughter every time you fall into one of the traps
  • Eventually, he brings them out pretending to find them
  • He holds them out of your reach and tells you that you have to pay him with a kiss if you want them back
  • He forgets that you’re still partially blind and your depth perception is off
  • You end up ramming your head into his nose while trying to reach for the glasses and give him a peck
  • You felt bad until you found out it was his fault in the first place

Saeran:

  • You were constantly losing your glasses, and Saeran was constantly helping you look for them
  • So this time, you didn’t want to tell him that you misplaced them
  • You told him you were wearing contacts for the day
  • He started having his suspicions when you kept ramming your knee on the same corner table
  • You two were watching some foreign cooking show and he looked away for a sec
  • “Hey, what did the subtitles say? I didn’t catch that.”
  • You sweat nervously having blanked out yourself, “Uh…they’re making something with flies.”
  • Turns out it was pies, but you can’t really see the “P”
  • It’s at this point that he figures it out
  • Now that the secret it out, you go look for them
  • After a lot of blind patting around, you beg Saeran to help you
  • He doesn’t move from his place on the couch, getting tired of you losing them so often
  • When he spots them, he just gives you a vague description where they are
  • You keep going to the wrong spot though, and you’re getting more irritated
  • He’s really lucky you can’t see the smirk on his face

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Bakugou Raised the Stakes

This is actually a sequel to @dumdumdrawstumtumsprevious thirst provoking picture of Bakugou (WHICH FREAKING WORKED YOU MONSTER) that @dumdumdrawstumtums gave me as a Christmas gift because they like to give the best gifts but also torture me at the same time. SO now to properly celebrate this awesome gift (also to potentially inspire…an additional upping the ante) 


“Woah dude, you really ate all our lunches!” Kirishima said staring at Bakugou’s exposed belly after the hot headed teen had successfully devoured all their meals, seemingly without issue. Without permission, Kirishima reached out and poked the belly to feel how hard it was. “I can’t believe it! You’re the man Bakugou!” 

Bakugou smirked with his hand still raising his shirt over his distended belly to allow everyone in class to see just how strong his stomach and by extension he, himself was. Izuku was in the corner staring intently with a slight worried look on his face. What Bakugou didn’t know is that Izuku himself had eaten himself to a fairly similar state on a few occasions due to his now constant bulking diet that All Might had him on, however, Izuku had to admit that there was something about Bakugou’s distended belly that was so…attractive. Thus Izuku couldn’t take his eyes off of Bakugou’s belly and was inwardly jealous that Kirishima was so able to touch the distended organ. 

Then a wet and echoing eruption rang out in the class. “BEEELLCH!! I told you I could eat all your lunches! Anyone want to up the stakes?” Bakugou let out defiantly, looking around to see if anyone dared. This time it was Minoru Mineta, the shortest and perviest boy in class that came up to see Bakugou’s belly. “Bakugou, you sure you can up the stakes? I mean look at your gut!” He took the occasion to slap Bakugou’s bloated belly hard several times while he tried to look cool in front of the rest of the class. “You ate all the food in class and it already looks like you could of had me in there! What would you do, bet that I’m the next stake? Or is that steak?” Mineta said, still slapping the stuffed belly as Bakugou face went from shock of Mineta’s forward actions of slapping his gut to thoughtful to finally an evil grin.

“Oh? You think I can’t fit more into this beast?” Bakugou said with a hearty belch forced out by all of Mineta’s slapping. He leaned close to Mineta and burped loudly into his face. “I think I’m willing to take that bet.” Without saying another word, Bakugou grabbed Mineta by the collar and kicked the door open with a grunt to take Mineta away from prying eyes. He glanced up and down the halls looking for a spot. “Yeah this will do,” he said as he spied what he was looking for. Bakugou smirked again and then opened the door to a janitor’s closet. Thanks to everything in UA being oversized, it also had plenty of room. He yelled down the hall, “Be right back losers!” 


Several minutes passed by and then the door to class 1-A burst open as Bakugou kicked open the door. Everyone stared as Katsuki Bakugou came back into the classroom, easily double the size he had been before he had left. His white shirt and jacket were completely open along with his pants that showed his bright red boxers underneath. He huffed loudly, rubbing his belly to try to soothe it. “*Huff* How’s that for raising the *pant* damn stakes..?,” He asked as he hiccuped loudly, and with enough force you could see his belly bounce. “*Hic* Oof- Settle the fuck down in there. I feel like I’m about to explode…”  he said stroking his belly. It moved slightly on its own as he waddled back to his desk. 

He sat back, letting his bulbous belly rise before him, the bottom of his bloated swell hitting the front part of his grown belly. Everyone was in shock and stood around him with mouths agape. Kirishima came over a little nervous. Bakugou winced. “What the fuck do you want…” he said weakly. “Holy crap! That’s the manliest gut I’ve ever seen! What did you end up eating?” Bakugou though still pained from his overfull stomach had his shit-eating grin come back “Mineta,” he said flatly.  

Kirishima laughed. “That’s a good joke! But really what did you eat? Where is Mineta anyway?” Bakugou scowled. “I told you.” Izuku got up from his desk in a rush and quickly came over and finally placed his hand on Bakugou’s bloated belly. It squirmed under his rubbing hand. “You…really did didn’t you…” 

“Damn right I did, tasty little squirt too! URP!!! Now any of you want to start rubbing this or should I see if I can raise again?” He said burping loudly and pointing at his overfilled gut. 

EXO as your enemies
  • Chanyeol: *Cutest enemy ever* "You don't want to do this for me? Oh.. so you think you are better than me? We'll see!" *Throws a tantrum*
  • Kris: *You feel that? It's freezing right? Probably going to ignore you for the rest of your life. So cold...*
  • Sehun: *The competitive type. Definitely one of you two will end up falling in love* "Vivi! I told you not to go near her! Come back here.. oh it's going to be like that? We'll see when I break your favorite food!"
  • Tao: *The childish type* "Why did you stare at me like that! Well if you hate me.. then I'll hate you too! Don't talk to me! :P"
  • Kai: *Probably try to fix things* "Can't we be friends? Or at least stop this... it's tiring.. please?"
  • Xiumin: *The I'm not saying anything but you are going to pay one day, you'll see type*
  • Baekhyun: *Probably won't shut up until you explode and start fighting with him... again...* "It's so funny how you get annoyed so easily by me... kekekeke"
  • Luhan: *Will roll his eyes all the time* "Why do you keep talking? Please... I need space *So sassy this enemy of yours*
  • Chen: *Probably wouldn't even know he is your enemy* "Hm... I've noticed lately that you have something... did I do something to you?"
  • Kyungsoo: *The you won't leave this place alive type*
  • Lay: *Impossible, he's an angel. No matter how bad things are he'll always try to fix it* "Are we okay now? I know you need space.. but I want to make sure... I'm sorry for everything"
  • Suho: *The I have my whole fam backing me up type* "Mess with me, and you'll mess with them.. be careful.." *Sassy too*

anonymous asked:

Why don't you ever draw choji and karui? I don't understand how you can post all of the other canon couples but leave them out... if it's for the lack of development, that can't fly because u draw much sai and Ino who are out of the blue and have no moments or development..

in short, i cant draw them lmao. I’ve tried before and it always ends up bad, so i just give up. I have nothing against them, and i’m glad the chouji is happy:)

also keep in mind, this is my blog, i’m not obligated to post anything i don’t want to post. 

As for Sai and Ino, they do have moments, they were in the novels which explains everything :)  i’m pretty sure there was some minor mentions of chouji and karui too? but i couldn’t tell you exactly where

Shikamaru Hiden


Sakura Hiden 


The Last


Boruto


sure at the beginning, it wasn’t anything special 


but now they’re happy and have a family, so jog on please anon :) 

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and then bakugou went back to his own room only to start screaming pretty loudly about what he had just done

anyways i’d never drawn a kiss before nor a comic itself + i’m still getting used to digital art so this probably looks terrible … i wanted to draw something for tetsutetsu’s birthday too but i was pretty busy today (one of the reasons why this looks so rushed, there’s only an attempt at a background in 3 panels and there are so many mistakes) … i’ll try to draw something for him tomorrow

i wasn’t even going to post this because i keep getting the feeling that it’s bad but?? i spent too much time on this to just keep it to myself so yeah !! hopefully i won’t end up regretting posting this lmao

anonymous asked:

Hey! I've recently become a huge fan of your AU but I'm afraid that I can't keep up with all the asks you reply to, many of which offer more headcanons and info about the AU. So I was wondering if you could kindly draw us confused fans a diagram, anything to summarise the relationships/connections between characters a bit more easily. I think this would greatly help some of us hehehe. Thank you, have a lovely day~!

i tried doing all the relationships in one fucking diagram but THAT DIDNT WORK so here they are in pairs. obviously depending on the point of the time, the diagram will be changing constantly. but once i reveal more, i’ll be updating this too !  hopefully this helps !!

Unusual Song Lyrics for the Signs
  • Aries: "Show me someone who says they've got no baggage, I'll show you somebody whose got no story, nothing gory means no glory but baby please don't bore me" (Sloppy Seconds, Watsky)
  • Taurus: "I'm a princess, cut from marble smoother than stone, and the scars that mark my body, they're silver and gold" (Yellow Flicker Beat, Lorde)
  • Gemini: "One more sad movie star divorce, three hundred died in an airplane wreck and you think of all the people suffering and you bury that pain, but you can tell me everything, and we’ll ride on that wave" (King of the world, Weezer)
  • Cancer: "And I know what it feels like, what it feels like being alone. You let them take, you let them take you home, and I know what it feels like to wanna be held, you get so tired, you get so tired of being cold" (Fragile, Rozes)
  • Leo: "This chest is full of memories of gold and silver tears. I'll give you more to own than all of this, I'll give you more than years" (Slow Your Breath Down, Future of Forestry)
  • Virgo: "So what are you waiting for, cuz someone could love you more, I'm just a lost boy" (Lost Boy, Troye Sivan)
  • Libra: "When I wake up, the dream isn't done. I wanna see your face and know I've made it home" (Painting Flowers, All Time Low)
  • Scorpio: "I feel like I could die beside you, with anyone else it's not the same. And I would do anything to last, when you undo my belt, I melt" (Melt, Heyrocco)
  • Sagittarius: "I can't keep my feet up off the edge, I kinda like the feeling of standing close to death, like when you're driving me crazy" (After Midnight, Blink 182)
  • Capricorn: "Gave you a minute when you needed an hour. Chose to push it aside instead of leaving behind you. If any word that I said could've made you forget I would have given you them all, but it was all in your head" (Bridges, Broods)
  • Aquarius: "Give me a pen, call me Mr. Benzedrine, but don't call the doctor, I wanna blow off steam" (20 Dollar Nose Bleed, Fall Out Boy)
  • Pisces: "Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man, these lyrics aren't for everyone only if you understand" (Message Man, twenty one pilots)
If Yuuri was a stripper back in Detroit Pt 21
  • Viktor: Come on Yuuri! Can't you show me a video?
  • Yuuri: ....
  • Viktor: A photo?
  • Yuuri: ...
  • Viktor: Ok fine a costume piece. Anything really? Anything?
  • Yuuri: ...
  • Viktor: Come on! Pleeeeeease? Pretty please? Pretty pretty please with sugar on top? *puppy eyes*
  • Yuuri: For the last time Viktor, no! I don't have anything left from Detroit. Now stop asking. This is the eighth time TODAY ALONE you've asked me.