but i can make your hips stir

RFA pickup lines ;)))
  • You: *sneezes*
  • Zen: I would say God bless you, but he already did.
  • You: B L U S H I N G
  • Yoosung: MC!
  • You: Yeah?
  • Yoosung: Can you hold this? *offers piece of candy*
  • You: *takes it* yeah-
  • Yoosung: *is now holding hands with you*
  • slim fucker
  • Jumin: I know you're perfect, but the one thing I would change is your last name.
  • Seven: Are you a hipster? Becoz you make my hips STIR
  • You: ..
  • Seven: 8D
  • V: *is already turning red* I'm not this tall, I'm just standing on my love for you.
  • Saeran: If I told you your body was hot would you hold it against me
  • You: What did you just say
  • Saeran: nOTHING
Astronomy Tower

Smutty (nothing new)

Pairing: Draco x reader

Word Count: 1300+ (always over 1000)

Summary: Draco and Y/N get caught by Harry, Hermione, and Ron

Requested:  Yes… “Heyyyyy can I have imagined where the reader and Draco get caught my the golden trio? You’re writing is awesome btw.”

No mine, But this had me dead ^

You sat in the great hall laughing with your Ravenclaw and Gryffindor friends. They were talking about a recent test that Professor Snape has asked you to study for. So naturally, everyone assumed the worst. But instead of talking about the test, you were daydreaming about Draco. You turned your head towards the Slytherin table and locked eyes with him. He was sitting next to Pansy and Blaise. He smiled and gave you a quick wink. Draco was the school bully, better yet, Slytherin Prince. But somehow, being with you changed him. He no longer bullied Hermione, Harry, and Ron, he didn’t bully anyone. In fact, he tried his best to be a better person for you. Although you guessed he talked bad about people, at least he kept it behind closed doors. You turned your head back to the conversation, but Padma caught on.

“Why is Draco looking at you!” Padma wiggled her eyebrows at you. You turned back to him again, this time he gave you a dirty look. He knew they were all looking, you didn’t mind it. Hermione sighed next to you.

“Don’t worry about him, he’s nothing anyway.” You smiled at Hermione. She turned back to them and began again. “He hasn’t bullied anyone in months! Maybe something changed him.” Hermione always tried to see the best in people. Seamus, however, did not, instead, he grimaced at Malfoy.

“He should learn how to gel his hair.” Seamus retorted. His hair was horribly gelled and the only time it looked nice was when you did it for him. However, he never let you do it. Hermione laughed.

“He’s an evil slick headed rat.” Dean laughed after Seamus, the boys high-fived each other before turning back to everyone else. You’re Y/H, so naturally, you tried to fit in with everybody. You were a well respected and liked student at Hogwarts.

“Oh no!” Neville stammered. “Malfoy’s coming over.” You all turned to match his gaze, your heart skipped a beat. You watched him angrily walk towards the Ravenclaw table. You turned back to the table and looked over at Hermione. ‘What do we do?’ you mouthed to her. But before she could respond, Seamus had other ideas.

“He won’t do anything I promise!” Seamus whipped out his wand, causing all of you to beg him to put it away. Reluctantly he gave Hermione his wand as Draco just got to the table.

“Get up Y/N, we need to talk.” You turned back to the kids at the table confused.

“She’s not going anywhere!” Hermione shot back, grabbing onto your arm and pointing her wand at him. Draco shifted on his other leg. You sighed, this would turn into a very big argument. You got you and turned back to the group. If you didn’t go Draco would be angry with you. Especially since you haven’t hung out with him since Christmas. But if you left, Hermione would be showering you with questions when you got back.

“Guys lets not start an argument, I can take care of myself.” Hermione gave you a warning stare before you scurried off with Malfoy. As the doors closed to the great hall you both looked behind to see if they were following. After, you both started sprinting up the stairs to the astronomy tower. You ran down the deserted hallway, hand in hand, while you both laughed. He pulled you up the stairs longingly. This was your place

You loved the astronomy tower. It was so beautiful and calming up there, and with Draco, it was magical. As soon as you got and walked around gazing at the view. Draco pushed you up against the column. You looked over at the landscape, it was so beautiful. Draco held your waist while you both admired the view.

“I missed you,” You smiled at Draco while you wrapped your arms around his neck. He leaned down and kissed your forehead.

“I missed you too,” he slid his hands up your thighs and smiled. “But you shouldn’t let you friends call me an evil slick headed rat.” You giggled at him. You messed up his gelled hair and ran your thumb over his lips. You caressed your hand against his cheek. He slowly took your hand in his and placed a soft kiss on your hand. He looked delighted to see you so close so him. You hadn’t been together for some time.

You weren’t ready, it had been so long since you could do that. His lips worked against yours. Your fingers knotted in his hair. As you pulled apart your breath came in a wild gasp. You breathed in his sweet scent as you smiled at him. This was the kiss that stirred in your chest making you want more.

His lips were warm as he pressed them gently on yours again. The afternoon wind blew around you as he pushed his lips against yours more roughly. Draco grabbed your thighs, making you shiver. You pulled at his shirt as he deepened the kiss and wrapped his arms around your waist.

“You know,” he smiled, pulling away. “You can undress me if you want,” He smirked at you while setting his hands on your hip bones. “I know you want to anyway.” he grinned mischievously. And never, ever in Malfoy’s life has he felt loved until you come along. You made him a better person. You brightened his mood and even Narcissa thanked you for making him so happy. Being half-blood didn’t bother him anymore. It didn’t even bother Narcissa.

“What makes you think I would ever undress you?” You chuckled quietly as you rested your hands on his shoulder.

“Because you’ve done it before,” he shrugged playfully. A big smile came radiating from his face.

“Draco!” You laughed, smacking him in the chest. He has pushed away from you.  “Well,” you began, reaching for Draco’s tie and pulling him into you. “If it makes you feel any better, you don’t need to undress yourself to turn me on.” You pulled him closer by his tie and captured his lips in a kiss. He slid his tongue into your mouth and again, slid his hands down your thighs. His hands traveled down your robes and over your skirt. His lips moved against your cheek, brushing it lightly—the light touch sent shivers down your body and through your nerves. “If you want me to stop, tell me now,” he whispered. You said nothing, Draco brushed his lips against your temple, as his hands slipped under your skirt. “Or now.”  He kissed your cheek lightly, his lips stopped right at the corner of your mouth. “Or now.”  His hands began to inch closer to your underwear. “Or—”

You reached for his neck and brought his head down to kiss you. His hands slipped into your panties as you moaned out. You knotted your fists in his shirt, pulling him harder against you. He groaned softly, low in his throat. He rubbed circles on your heat causing you to whine out. He slipped his hands out of your skirt and into your mouth.

“Good girl,” he hummed in your ear. That sent you off the edge.

He continued to kiss you.

“What the bloody hell?” Your heart stopped, that voice had to be Ron. Draco whipped his head around while you slowly looked over at your friends.

“You didn’t!” Hermione gasped “You went with Draco to snog!?” You looked over at Draco and then pulled away from him.

“I wanted to tell you.”

“Then why didn’t you, Y/N?” Ron asked angrily. Harry stood there silently, he looked disappointed.

“Because you would react like this!”

“How could you!” Harry finally spoke up. “He bullied us for years! He bullied you!” Draco stood behind you calmly. He rested his hand on your shoulder. Hermione looked taken aback from Draco’s gesture and ran away, you could hear her crying. Ron sighed and ran off after her. “I never saw this coming,” Harry sighed, “At least not from you.” Harry disappeared behind the corridor just as the wind blew. You hoped just as easily as the wind blew, your problems would go with it. Instead, they stood still, just like you did when you had been caught minutes before.


Seven Steps to Hell: The First Step.

Series: Prologue | Mark  | Jackson | Youngjae | Jaebum | Yugyeom | Jinyoung | Conclusion

Genre: Basically smut; 7 Deadly Sins!AU

Word Count: 2.5K

Notes: Very honestly, I have no idea what this is. There’s a plot that links all 7 parts together, but they can be read as standalones too, so no worries :)

If you haven’t already, though, you should probably read the Prologue since it might sound a little confusing otherwise. Otherwise, please enjoy reading this!

Originally posted by jypnior

Each of us is born with a box of matches inside us, but we can’t strike them all by ourselves.” - Laura Esquivel

“You know what you must do.”

The voice resounds through the chambers, a rich baritone causing the stone pillars to shake and tremble from its power. You say nothing, knowing that there is more.

“I would say I’m sorry to make you do this,” There’s a pause, then a chuckle, that makes your hair stand up, “But since I’d hate to get my hands dirty, I’m not.”

“Is there anything else?” You snap out finally, tired of the games, “Or may I begin?”

“By all means.” Eyes as dark as the night flash coppery red, “Just remember not to get too attached, Angel.”

“I think you underestimate me.” Not a single doubt festers in your mind, as you turn around, meeting the gaze of the Ruler of the Damned, the Devil, himself, “They are my sins after all, Lucifer.”

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Georgina shoots Roy a look of cold hatred. She speaks to Patrick in a clear, controlled voice.
Georgina: Roy has this idiotic idea in his stupid thick skull that something happened between me and his friend Joël the last time I was staying here. Just because he saw Joël walking out of here one morning. Not that I should be under any obligation to defend myself, but for the record, Joël did crash here once after we’d been out together one night as a group, but he slept on the couch.
She turns to Roy, stabbing her finger at him. He notices that her hand seems to be trembling.
Georgina: I’m tired of your baseless insinuations, Roy, and I’m sure Joël is too. Joël and I have been friends almost as long as you have. Platonic friends. Stop trying to stir up trouble. It’s childish and petty and just because your own marriage is a sham doesn’t give you the right to try and destroy other people’s. I don’t want to hear any of your ridiculous assumptions ever again.  
Roy stares at her, a grudging admiration replacing his incredulity. Patrick scratches his head.
Patrick: Not very cool, Roy. You can’t go around making wild accusations like that without proof. It’s bloody dangerous.
Outside they can hear horses whinnying, the whirr of an idling tractor. Georgina puts her hands on her hips and glares at him.
Georgina: Anyway, we came to tell you that we’re going to the hospital to pick up mother. They just rang and said she can come home. Do you want to come with us?
Roy: I need to sh- shower and shave first. Where’s Dad?
Georgina: I don’t know. Working. I tried ringing him but he’s not answering his phone. You know what he’s like when he’s with his horses.
Roy: Yeah. It’s a fucking joke. No wonder Mother’s the way she is.
Georgina: You can’t blame Dad, Roy.
Roy: Yeah? Why’s that?
Patrick: I’m going to make some coffee. We’ll leave in 20 minutes.
Georgina nods. As soon as Patrick’s footsteps have receded up the gravel path Georgina hurls herself at Roy, her fists flailing at his chest. He grabs her by the shoulders.  
Georgina: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! Why do you always try and ruin everything-
Roy: Calm the fuck down. I didn’t know Patrick was there, did I? Anyway, how is any of this my fault? You’re the one who cheated. I’m just calling it as I see it.
Georgina: I didn’t cheat!
Roy: Bullshit, Georgina. Joël told me the truth. So you can just climb down off your fucking high horse already. This is me you’re talking to, not your dumb gullible husband-
Georgina: Nice try. But I know that Jo said nothing and that you’re bluffing. How do I know you’re bluffing? Because NOTHING. HAPPENED.
Roy: Really? Did you forget I saw you kissing in the club?
Georgina: That was nothing. We’d just had a bit too much to drink, that’s all.  
She marches past him to the door, her chin in the air. Roy calls after her in a singsong voice.
Roy:When he lay down beside me he was so strong and assertive, but so tender. I will never forget the feel of his smooth mahogany skin, his soft, sweet kisses…’ You know what? That doesn’t sound very platonic to me. And I’m sure it wouldn’t to Patrick, either.
Georgina: Fuck you, brother dear.
The door slams and she is gone.

More Than Beneficial Part 3

gif source: x

Michael Gray x Reader

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4 (coming soon)

Send in requests or feedback: x

~warnings: fluff, angst, swearing, fighting, and crying.~

Prompt: You and Michael get into a fight.

A/N: This probably isn’t the best thing I have ever written but I’m honestly just trying to get back into the swing of things. Either way I hope you enjoy it. I didn’t really know where to end it but the next part will probably be a Michael POV of getting the reader home and putting the reader to sleep. I still keep getting loads of followers, so welcome if you are new and thank you for all the support if you are a recurring reader. Feedback would be so much appreciated as I kind of feel like my account died and am feeling pretty unmotivated as of right now. Besides that thank you all for the likes/reblogs feel free to comment or send in a request. I have a prompt list floating around somewhere on my blog. (I’m pretty sure it’s tagged prompt list.) The next thing I’m thinking of writing is probably a smut of some kind. (One of the John requests I’ve received.) Okay now I’m just rambling haha. I hope you all enjoy. Leave Feedback :)

Your body was pressed between the random man and a tall standing table, as you stared up at him. He was quite handsome and seemed like the business type. A kind guy with little to no dirt on him. The type of guy who worked a clean job, having not done a single illegal thing in his life. His name was Frank or Fred or something of that caliber, but it didn’t really matter. Too bad you didn’t aim for the nice and neat guys because this one seemed quite the catch. All you knew or cared about was that it was getting to Michael and that’s all you were looking to do. Your hand played at his arm as you made flirty conversation. Leading the conversation into one that allowed you to put your hands in his blonde hair. Complimenting him on his glassy blue eyes and his white toothed grin. His words were smooth like a salesman but with the genuinity of a boy. You leaned up to whisper into the man’s ear looking across the room at Michael to see how much of his attention you had. Michael’s eyes didn’t move from you, observing your every move. 

Within a few seconds Michael was walking toward the two of you. Michael had this unwavering confidence, something you always found super alluring about him. If he was on edge he did a good job hiding it. He was fearless ever since he had become a more active member of the Peaky Blinders. 

The man placed a kiss on your hand while he continued to talk sweet nothings to you. His hands moved to your hips as he gave you a twinkling smile. It wasn’t until when he felt Michael’s eyes on the two of you, that he shifted his focus to Michael. 

“Did you need something?” The man questioned, not rudely but genuinely wanting to know what he wanted, looking at Michael who just stood leaning against the table you were pressed against.

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Drunken Kink Confessions - Jiyong - Oneshot

Summary: After spending the night at home with Jiyong and having a few drinks, the two of you decide to share some more intimate details that you’d never told each other before…(includes smut, minor kinks- specifically: spanking, hair pulling, ‘Oppa’, bondage and voyeurism.)

AN: If you dislike the ‘Oppa’ kink DO NOT READ. I am well aware that some people dislike the fetishising around it and i do not promote the act, but i have used it as an element of this story so be warned!

Also, I lost the actual request, but this one is for @just-let-me-be-your-lover, who is a babe and an actual fave!! ^^ <3 x

‘I’ll tell you mine, if you tell me yours…’


You didn’t hear him the first time he called you; the music pouring into your ears as it reverberates throughout the apartment being way too loud and the way you were concentrating on dancing around the kitchen as you made yourself another cocktail meant him calling you went completely ignored.


You pause in your dancing, taking a moment to listen when you think you’ve heard something, but when you hear nothing after 2 seconds, you carry on shuffling across the kitchen floor as you head to the glass cabinet.


You jump when there are hands suddenly on your hips, almost dropping the glass that was in your hand- that he thankfully catches- and turning your head to see Jiyong behind you, smirking at your reaction as he slides his hands around your waist.

'Ji, you scared the shit out of me.’ you chuckle as you retrieve the glass from him and place it on the counter, proceeding to hold your hand to your head as you try to get your heartbeat to stop crashing against your skull from the fright.

'I was calling you, but you didn’t answer.’ he slurs, dipping his chin into the curve of your neck and letting his lips trail over your skin, prompting you to frown in suspicion at his movements, trying to ignore the way pinpricks jab all over your body with intrigue.

'What did you want?’ you ask, voice coming out unintentionally shaky as you register the way his fingers kept dipping below the hem of your short shorts, letting the tips brush across the tops of your hips whilst he presses himself up against your back.

'Lets have sex, Jagi.’

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Because You Are Mine, Love. [Fili x Reader.]

Not my gif. Gif credit goes to the amazing creators! 

Requested By: Anonymous.

Based OnI just saw your post, so I hope it’s okay to request. I would love to read something with Fili. Maybe Fili getting jealous of someone else flirting with the reader and him making the reader a courting braid later.

A/N: Of course it’s okay to request! You can request anything as long as you’ve read the rules and if the requests are open, sweetie! I would love to make this imagine, I really love writing Fili stuff; he’s pretty much my favourite dwarf. haha! I hope that you enjoy what I’ve come up with, lovely: And send in as many requests as you would like. (Sorry if it get’s shitty half way through, I really tried my best with it, anon: And I hope that you really, really like it. It was a pleasure for me to write such an imagine!) - Kat

Word count: 1,754

Warning’s: Reader is drunk and dancing in the bar at Lake Town, jealous Fili, protective Fili, fluffy Fili, cute Fili, possessive as hell Fili. A really bad fight between Fili and the reader, but they make up in the end. Courting Braid! Probably heaps of spelling, punctual and grammatical mistakes.(If I have missed anything then please let me know).

Disclaimer: I do not own Fili, Bilbo, The Company or Lake Town (unfortunately); but Tolkien does!

Midnight’s moon swayed and strutted loosely over the cheerful chatter that was Lake Town. Mimicking; swinging just like the moon, your hips fluctuated to the lively tune supplied by a man with a fiddle. Guffawing blared from your extensive ajar lips, a pint of ale accompanying you; soothing you of each and every one of your troubles. “Those are some gorgeous moves, if I were to say so for m'self, lass.” a deep tone vibrated into your eardrums, leaving you dizzy as you spun to face whom in which had uttered the bold compliment.

“You recon?” a quirk of your delicate brow sent shivers through the dashing man.

“I recon as swell as I can eye a lovely lassie such as yourself!”

“Such an attempt at flattery shall get you nowhere, kind sir.” you winked, humor spreading fondly upon your complexion.

From across the rundown bar, Fili stared at your whimsy fluctuating hips with a sense of alluring desire. He had not witnessed such a side to you, even with the flirtatious advancements he’d pursued upon you. ’It’s probably just the ale getting to her head.’ he thought humorously, his heart stirring vividly within his strong chest. Though, melancholy captured him as he took in the grinning man, obviously making flirtatious verbal advancements upon you. His heart seemed to sink to a lower level, dampening his cheerful state as he saw in which the way you giggled and responded. There was obviously something going on, and Fili did not approve.

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Let me in (FIN)

Bucky x shy!reader

Notes: fluff, mentions of nightmares, angsty, smutty.

Last part! It’s a sort of wrap up, so a bit short. Thanks for reading everyone!:)

Requested by: Anonymous

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Honorary tag: @tesseractbucky because I somehow seem to keep kicking you off this thing (not on purpose, I promise!) This way it’ll hopefully not happen again!

“Sam, will you calm down?” Steve rolls his eyes to the man who’s eyes are still wide with shock. He’d been yelling for the last five minutes in the kitchen about how he found Bucky and Y/N in a compromising position as they weren’t even trying to be quiet about it.

“No! I’m scarred for fucking life!” Sam yells throwing up his hands dramatically. “She’s been like a sister to me for as long as I can remember, and this is not how I want to see my siblings!”

Steve can’t hold back a grin, “But she isn’t your sister, Sam. You should be happy for them. We’ve all been waiting for this to happen”

“I surely wasn’t waiting to come busting through her door when she sounds like she’s in trouble and find her fucking Barnes” Sam grumbles.

Steve doubles over with laughter. “Knight in shining armour” he giggles uncontrollably, making Sam all the more agitated.

“Screw this. I’m going to the gym” he mutters under his breath, leaving Steve in his fit of giggles.

Secretly he’s happy for them. They seem made for each other, in a strange way, but still. He exits the building with a smile plastered on his face, thinking of how his shy, timid friend could finally be happy.

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road to forgiveness - Joji

Small request that consisted of just sex with angry Joji (so it may not be everyone’s cup of tea, I warn you, this might be a little unhealthy so please don’t throw stones at me). I hope I did it right, seems kind of exaggerated to me but oh well…


“Why are you ignoring me?!”

You stop in your tracks, surprised to see Joji here. Your eyes are wide and you feel the anger rising back up into you again. You had tried to forget what has happened in the morning between the two of you, when Joji has snapped at you for whatever reason; but seems like he had the brilliant idea to haunt you. It wasn’t your fault that he has stayed up all night and hadn’t slept a minute; you didn’t put him to it! In fact, you told him to stop and get some rest, but he only shooed you away rudely. This has happened so many times that you honestly got sick of his shit—so you left him alone. Joji was to blame for his mood and he had no right to yell at you if you slightly burnt his eggs in the morning. You wanted to forgive him, but instead, you had had enough. ‘I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU ALL DAY!’ and with that, you left for school.

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a Good Wing Oil™ to apply to ya shoulder blades

1 cup peony water (1 cup water per ½ cup fresh peony petals, bruise them and steep in COLD water for 30 mins, cook petals and water on low heat for 10 minutes, let cool)

approx 3-5 drops rose hip seed oil

a scent of your choice (optional, put in how much ever you want, i don’t determine your smelling capabilities, but i put in about 5 spritz of my favorite perfume that makes me feel v angelic since im making it for Angelic Purposes™ but you can put in p much any scent here)

luster dust/fine FINE glitter (optional, but personally i like the sparkles)

food coloring (optional, add last and add one drop at a time if you use it and stir to see how it comes out)

mix all that together in ya spray bottle, if you want more just multiply that recipe I trust you know how to do so

rose hip seed oil is VERY good for your skin- rivalling coconut oil for it’s benefits! you can also substitute rose water here if you want i just don’t have the roses to make rose water currently, scents and the coloring/luster dust are really want makes this stuff a+ because you can change it to fit any need you have!

Alone Together

Genre: DRABBLE, fluff

Warnings: swearing and dirty pickup lines ooh

Description. For phanfic’s weekly challenge: domestic phan.


“My dick just died, would you mind if I buried it in your ass?”

Before Dan could reply, he sputtered, and started shaking his head. Laughter starting to shake his body, and he leaned against the counter where he was cooking stir-fry.

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Requests: 2nd one - college!au imagine where michael has been trying to get u to go out with him for a long time and u finally agree to a first date but he stands you up so u go somewhere else and meet luke and u guys hit it off and u end up going back to his room with him but it turns out his roommate is michael and after michael catches u doing to walk of shame he tells u his (really good) excuse for not showing and just lots of angst pls.

A/N: So I am FINALLY posting this, I changed it a little bit but I hope you still like it. Sorry it took so long, life has been busy and shitty these past few days. Let me know what you think! xx


“Michael,” You groan in annoyance, banging your forehead against the table as he watches you with big hopeful eyes, “How many times do I have to tell you? I’m not interested; do you enjoy getting rejected or something?”

“I just know that you’re worth the trouble,” He flashes you a big smile before becoming serious again, “C’mon, just one date and I promise that if you’re still not interested after that I’ll leave you alone.”

“I just don’t think that we have that much in common,” You explain as nicely as you can, “Wouldn’t it be better if we just stay library buddies,” You joke lightly, referring to your daily study meetings.

“Can’t we be, like, dinner buddies for one night, though,” He asks softly as a last attempt to convince you, “Please?”

You sigh loudly, looking into his wide hopeful eyes, “You promise that you’ll let it go if I decide that I don’t want a second date?”

“Yes!” He answers loudly, earning a few glares and shushes from nearby students, “I mean, yes,” He eagerly whispers this time.

“Okay,” You nod, gathering your books and offering him a kind smile, “Meet me at Bonsai’s tomorrow night at 6.”

“Don’t you want me to pick you up,” He furrows his eyebrows as you shake your head ‘no’.

“I never get picked up on the first date,” You tell him, sliding out from under the table and standing up, “Don’t be late Clifford,” You warn seriously, walking away, the exchange leaving a smile on both of your faces.

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Fall Out Boy- Folié à deux sentence starters
  • "I'm coming apart at the seams"
  • "There's a hole where something was"
  • "Don't worry. You'll never remember your head is far too blurry"
  • "Hey doctor I'm certifiable"
  • "What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet"
  • "Boycott love."
  • "Detox just to retox"
  • "I don't care."
  • "As long as it's about me"
  • "Say my name and his in the same breath, dare you to say they taste the same"
  • "Pull a breath like another cigarette."
  • "Pawn shop heart tradin' up."
  • "The best of us can find happiness in misery"
  • "Hell or glory, I don't want anything in between"
  • "They always bring up how you've changed"
  • "We didn't come to compete"
  • "Never the same person when I go to sleep as when I wake up."
  • "You could have knocked me out with a feather"
  • "I know you've heard this all before."
  • "But we're just hells neighbors "
  • "I must confess I'm in love with my own sins"
  • "You can pretend you don't know you're a legend"
  • "Head like a steel trap"
  • "I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness"
  • "Does your husband know the way the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?"
  • "Does he know the way, of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night"
  • "I will never end up like him"
  • "Behind my back I already am"
  • "Tempest in a teacup"
  • "Peroxide princess, shine like shark teeth"
  • "Sometimes I wanna quit this all"
  • "Besides, the dollar is down"
  • "I wanna scream I love you from the top of my lungs, but I'm afraid someone else will hear me"
  • "My mouth got going "
  • "And I asked him it back would bring our luck back"
  • "You can only blame your problems on my world for so long before it all becomes the same old song"
  • "I can't explain a thing"
  • "I want everything"
  • "Oh baby, when they made me, they broke the mold."
  • "I will never believe in anything again"
  • "Kick drum beating in my chest again"
  • "I love the mayhem more than the low"
  • "Change will come"
  • "I got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match."
  • "You'll never catch us"
  • "Let me be"
  • "This flag says I still want you back"
  • "They say the captain goes down with the ship"
  • "If home is where the heart is, we're all just fucked"
  • "I want it so bad Id shoot the sunshine into my veins"
  • "I can't remember the good old days"
  • "It's kinda funny the way we're wearing anchors on our shirts"
  • "My mind is a safe"
  • "My body is an orphanage"
  • "Milligrams in my head burning tobacco in my wind."
  • "Chasing the directions you went"
  • "You're a bottled star"
  • "You shine in the sky"
  • "Are all the good times getting gone?"
  • "I've got a lot of friends who are stars but some are just black holes."
  • "Being anchored just feels like a curse"
  • "I'm not a crybaby"
  • "I'm the crybaby"
  • "Romancandle heart keeps us far apart"
  • "Hate me baby maybe"
  • "I'm a piece of art"
  • "My friends all lie and say they only want the best wishes for me"
  • "Oh baby you're a classic"
  • "But you'll be fading soon"
  • "I can make your heart slow"
  • "Wish hard enough I can turn it to what I like"
  • "I'm a young one stuck in the thoughts of an old ones head"
  • "While all the others were just stirring awake I'm trying to trick myself to fall asleep again"
  • "My heads in heaven"
  • "My soles are in hell"
  • "Let's meet in the purgatory of my hips and get well"
  • "Hurry, hurry !"
  • "What makes you so special?"
  • "I'm gonna leave you"
  • "I'm gonna teach you how we're all alone"
  • "I'm alone, all alone"
  • "If we don't medication, won't sleep for days."
  • "I'm a sunshine machine"
  • "Have you ever wanted to dissapear?"
  • "Please take me back."
  • "I'm astray dog sick"
  • "Please let me in"
  • "Don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam"
  • "It feels like fourteen karats but no clarity when I look at the man who would be king"
  • "We won"
  • "Wishes bounce me weightless"
  • "Infrared scope on pointlessness"
  • "Oh hell yes"
  • "I'm a nervous wreck"
  • "I'm the last of my kind"
  • "Knock once for the father"
  • "The drugs just make me reset"