but i am so ashamed

anonymous asked:

Do you have any royalty and supernatural prompts? Like where one is a royal and the other is a supernatural creature?

OOOH I like this!

~ My family is bound to yours, we are destined to protect your royal blood, and we may both be young and inexperienced but the rest of our families have been killed and we’re on the run.

~ I came here to kill you out of revenge for your father ordering my family to be hanged but you don’t seem so bad and now I’m conflicted

~ We were raised together in protection as you are important and I’m…well strange, but the people have figured out what I am and want me killed and I feel so ashamed of what I am and you’re trying to comfort me

~ We were childhood best friends but the King/Queen/Leader found out what I was and banished me away now it’s years later and our paths have crossed again

~ According to tradition a new King/Queen/Leader must kill a werewolf to prove his worth and here I am to kill you but I just can’t seem to do it

~ I’m a shapeshifter that has been hiding in plain sight as a member of the council but you just found me out, wait what do you mean you won’t tell?!

~ You know how a prince/princess is supposed to get a dragon right? Well dragons don’t exist, but I do.

~ I killed your family long ago and you’re here for revenge (can be both ways)

~I’m the royal family advice-giver as I’ve lived for a very long time and am very wise and you rascal are the most rebellious little shit take my advice punk

~I’m running away from my royal life and I ran into you, will you help me?

~ You’re such a snob and I’m just a normal commoner but somehow we are friends but you don’t know that I’m not as normal as you think

I hope these help! I had fun with this! Send me an ask if you need further help <3

  • me, a year ago: g/t is my deepest darkest secret.... i can only view terribly rendered giants in icognito mode.... i can never tell anyone, i will be seen as a Freak, no one must know that i am small
  • me, now: [kicks down door] GUESS WHO'S THREE INCHES TALL AND WANTS TO CLIMB A GIANT LIKE A TREE
I See Stars in Your Eyes (Must be Painful)

This is for the amazing @ackerchou who has graced us with Season 2 Voltron Actor!AU headcannons and I LOVED THEM ALL. I’m writing dancing Lance and kiddie Coran and Allura next. Watch me. Pls check them out because I wanna write a fic for all of them. And because she is awesome and made me feel better on a day I felt bad. There’s aren’t many spoilers for season 2 in this fic but just in case it is tagged. I hope you enjoy it!

x.V.x

              Keith was slightly ashamed to admit that he hadn’t watched the original Voltron before trying out for a part in the new series. In fact, he sort of, kinda, had never even heard of Voltron before until his first day on set as a Galra stunt double. That is until there was a surprise visit from the original cast from the 80’s Voltron series.

              Keith was only slightly mortified that he was the only one who didn’t know who they were.

              Especially since he had thought that Akira was an older stunt double and he had nearly flipped Akira on his shoulder when the man surprised him.

              Even after all this, Lance still wouldn’t stop laughing.

              And of course he had a video of Keith nearly flipping over the original leader of Voltron who was at least twice Keith’s age (but damn did he still look good) and very well known in the world of Voltron. The video even had Keith apologizing over and over to an amused Akira, while everyone stood around staring.

              Keith would remember this next time Lance wanted something.

              Currently he was hanging back in the background while the old cast of Voltron took a tour of the new set to see how far Voltron had come. There was awe and admiration thrown left and right from both the cast of the 80s and the cast of the 2010s. It was a strange sight to see the different cast members who played the paladins together, each very different in their own way and yet so perfect for each character they played.

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Lately I have been seeing people saying that Dan was upset/tired of phannies for shipping him with Phil and all that because they’re are not in a relationship and that phannies needed to understand that and i just wanted to say something I think and probably nobody cares but well (?


I think that, if he is tired of it, it can be not just because he isn’t in a relationship with Phil, but also if he actually IS in a relationship with him.


I mean just think about it, being with someone and everybody looking for your relationship and expecting things about it, making theories about it, trying to be part of the relationship, writting about you having sex, making stereotypes about the relationship, stablizing a Top/Bottom, putting you as a person by a side to just care about the ‘ship’… Something  that usually is intimate is now… public. People are expecting things about a relationship they are not part of (and that’s why he said “and with I lived the way you wanted”, for me it can work in both ways, if they are dating and if they are not).


And if he isn’t in a relationship with Phil well, I think obviously he’s gonna be tired because he can’t  name him without people freaking out (and I’m part of the people that freak outs tbh -even if I just scream in my bedroom and/or cry and reblog things to save them on my profile- so I’m not judging) and he can’t (if he has) be with a pontential gf without being worried about people harassing her (also they have said a few times that there’s things they wouldn’t like to share bcause it’s private, and that also can work with them being or not romantically together)


But I also understand shippers (not the ones that are agressive with them, or girls near them, or the ones that JUST want Phan to be real)! Because I’m one! And shipping them doesn’t mean that if they are not together I’m not gonna follow them anymore, or I’m gonna hate their gfs (at first I would probably be sad but that’s gonna be my problem, not theirs). It’s not because they are two hot guys and gay gay gay, it’s because I see something pure there, something happy, maybe it’s the kind of relationship I would like to have with my boyfriend someday,i don’t know. And, about the phanfictions, that’s art too. Sometimes I think people forgets that writting IS art too. You’re putting your soul in that thing, you put love on your story, you’re disconnecting yourself from reality for a while, or expressing yourself with those words, and yeah, writting about Dan and Phil, because they inspire you to do it, because you want to write about them, just as people wants to draw them (and the draws of them are just So AMAZING I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLECAN DRAW SO GOOD I LOVE PHANARTS SO MUCH) and…. yeah. I understand people disliking phanfiction, and “they are real people!!!” “why you write those things!!” but I also know the happy feeling when you write/draw something you are proud of, when people tell you that that thing you made is great, or beautiful, or it made them cry, or just enjoyed, AND also know the sad feeling when people say  “you disgust me” “you shouldn’t write those things” “stop writting about real people”, because it’s something you like to do, something you want to share with other phangirls, something you wanted to write for yourself and just thought it was so cute that you needed to post it online…


I don’t know. I hope I didn’t offend anyone, because if I did it absolutely wasn’t my intention. I just try to understand everyone. And also I don’t think Dan was being TOO serious about the shipping thing, and he said it because people didn’t let him take out his flower’s tattoo as if they have power over what he does (and.. well, he didn’t take them off, so..(?) I just wanted to said that ^-^


And I’m also sorry about my English I swear I can express myself properly in Spanish, the only Engish I studied were 6 years on High School (and DnP helped a lot too) and I can’t afford classes right now I’m so sorry and thank you if you read this whole thing :)

The signs as things my friends as the signs have said
  • Aries: When the nut so good you come back to life.
  • Taurus: Anyways, we're doing horrible this season. So you're all uninvited from coming to my games.
  • Gemini: You guys can come and visit me. My stage name is Red Velvet. I'm the one wearing the assless chaps.
  • Cancer: Hell no. The only green I eat is green beans. Fuck off. Sometimes peas...
  • Leo: You wanna call yourself a freak but you wont eat ass?
  • Virgo: I'm making dinner that could feed a whole family. But it's just my fat ass.
  • Libra: I have licked a butthole before and I am not ashamed
  • Scorpio: So, I'm underneath this trailer, in the dirt, cheering Mr. Bear on while he's fighting this opossum... trying to defend me.
  • Sagittarius: I'd sop that boy up with a biscuit... bounce a quarter off that butt...
  • Capricorn: You see, I have this thing where I fucking hate myself but I think I'm better than everybody else.
  • Aquarius: And that's when my brain went, ding ding ding I hate her!
  • Pisces: Once you guys try dill dip you're gonna forget about daddies.
Jungkook Fanfic Rec

In honour of his birthday, these my friends are just some of my favourite Jungkook fanfics! They are all damn well written not like my shit and the authors are so talented, amazing and brilliant they DON’T NEED NO INTRODUCTION. We cannot compete with dis awesomeness! There is like a shit ton of smut AND I AM NOT ASHAMED CUS THEY ARE SO WELL WRITTEN I CONSIDER THESE FANFICS ART! I love you please never stop writing

Originally posted by chimchams

One shots:

Midnight Snack (Fluff)

The reason why (Fluff)

Relinquish (Angst/Fluff)

Amortentia  (Fluff)

I Need You  (Angst/Fluff)

Safe and Sound  (Fluff)

Halcyon  (Fluff)

Care  (Fluff)

Competitive edge  (Fluff)

Bread Pudding (Fluff)

Sleepy (Fluff)

Truth or Dare (Fluff/Semi-Smut)

Canvas   (Fluff)

Bedtime  (Fluff)

The Boyfriend Shirt™ (Fluff)

Lucky  (Angst)

Wild Hearts (Angst)

I dare you (Taehyung x You x Jungkook, m)

Oh, so delicious (m)

Melomaniac (M)  

Pour Up (M)

Tight  (Jungkook x She x Jimin, m)

Syrup (m)

Philophobia (m)

Shameless (Taehyung POV) (m)

Beneficial (m)

Cobalt and Charcoal (m)- ft. Yoongi

Case Closed (m)

Summer’s Over (M)

Playing to Win (m)- threesome ft. Taehyung

Tinder 2.0 (m)

In Bloom (m)

Fact over Fancy

Tattoo artist!jeongguk (Fluff/Smut)

A Hundred Lifetimes (Angst/Smut)


Series:

First Light  (2/2)

Best Friend  1 // 2 // 3 [Complete]

Untouchable [1]

Accelerate onetwofinal

ShadesStormy Weather (M)

Try Hard Part 1 Part 2 (M)

Brother’s Best Friend Part 1 Part 2  Part 3

Next Door Playboy Part 1 / Part 2

Think Fast  Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Roommate  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Vow  1, 2, 3

Soulmates 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Neighbour!AU 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10

I hate you, I love you  Pt. | 1 | 2 | (complete)

Future Hearts [ft. Jimin] Pt. | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Hidden Stars [ft. Yoongi]  Pt. | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | (complete) 

Kitten [Bad boy!Jungkook / Gang!Bangtan, Fluff/Angst/Smut] 01,  0203

Lust & Errors (M): 01 | 02 | 03 | 04

Sillage (soulmate AU) p1 | p2 | p3 | p4 | p5 | p6 | p7

Bunny Boy (m) Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 | Pt. 3 | Pt. 4 | Pt. 5 

Spellbound | fluff - Raising demons | fluff ; smut

Blog mentioned: @jiminables; @imaginethisbts; @sylph-wings; @cuzimsickwithhope; @jungblue; @btswriter; @sugaofdaegu; @myfeelsinink; @littleclumsyqueen; @idolimagines; @hobibliophile; @mlkygguk; @optosomnio; @slayyoongi; @zeurin; @keypea; @taehxyung; @agustdeer; @btsmutimagines; @kareverie; @pjiminnie; @jungkookfortunekookies; @btsfix; @boyfriendkook; @an-exotic-writer; @taehyugme; @zephyoongist; @xiutingmyself; @twistaed; @jiminniemouse

Hope I’ve done this right and gave everybody the right credits! If not please let me know! :)

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im sorry TvT I couldn’t wait to upload all of them all together but here is the most beautiful wife ever,, I couldn’t decide on which hairstyle bc I love both so???

- inspired by @godd707 and @gayhee bc I am completely iN LOVE with the coven AU

Part 1 out of 6

Quiet

Summary: Sebastian Stan x Reader where the reader gives him a blowjob as he’s on the phone and has to stay quiet through the call (as requested by anonymous)
Warnings: smut (oral sex, fingering) | Rating: NSFW, mature
Word count: 1664


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This post is about me

I used to be a feminist

It was awful and I am so ashamed of that time.

I was miserable.

I was isolating my family and friends because I wouldn’t listen to their arguments, instead shutting them down because they were being “sexist.”

I saw everything as a sexist slight against women, and began to hate men as a result.

However, slowly, I started to open myself up to arguments from those who opposed me. And I saw that they made more sense than the emotional arguments that I would make. 

The more I was exposed to these arguments, the more disgusted I became with myself for ever believing the crap that feminism forced down my throat. 

Now? 

I’m a lot happier. 

I treat men as individuals again rather than as a collective. 

I also treat women as individuals rather than as a collective.

My friends and family are willing to engage in discussions with me again. 

So I hope that those feminists who are like I used to be can eventually free themselves from the web of lies that is modern day feminism. Once you stop seeing the world as an enormous danger field that’s out to hurt women, you start enjoying life again.

At least, that’s the truth for me.

I wonder what the parents of girl group members think. Like, how they feel about their daughters going about and showing their body off like that. I’m not trying to slut shame girl groups or anything, I just truly wonder how their parents feel. Because my family is somewhat traditional, I was raised to think that only one person should see your body, your partner. So, for me personally, if my daughter was doing that stuff I would feel disappointed and ashamed. So I am curious to know how these parents view their daughters’ career, especially if some of them are traditional or religious.