but i am just that predictable

raiwalk  asked:

but think of it like this-- Chloe in one of those wispy dresses, sitting on black marble, one ankle up while Luci happily mouths at her inner knee! Craddling her foot so very gently~

*looks at the line I JUST WROTE* … are you…are you looking at my computer somehow? 



….uncanny. Hm. 

Just imagine it…. hobi’s voice, and his voice alone. On an entire mixtape. Just hobi. Like the man’s flow is already crazy and he switches it up all the time and I’m not ready. we already know it’s not gonna be predictable, it’s not gonna sound like anything before, and it’s not gonna bore us for even a second. IT WILL BE A HIXTAPE BIHHHHHH

Let My Cat Predict Your Future

Sorry for another post about this, but I have an out-of-state job interview this Saturday through Monday and I need to refill my inexpensive life-saving meds ASAP, but I got laid off before Christmas and am running out of savings. My cat has kindly agreed to read my followers’ tarot cards or Cards Against Humanity or even just possess my body to dispense psychic advice via chat. :) (She gets treats out of the arrangement, so she REALLY hopes you’ll help us out.)

If you can donate $5 or more to regan.n.adler@gmail.com, I will take pictures of Veronica cutting the deck, picking your card, chewing on your card, explaining your card, etc. Just send your query with your donation, or email it to that same address, or shoot me a DM on Twitter (@reganadler) or Discord (Regan#5587).

I can also proofread, edit, or develop your paper/thesis/dissertation/application essay, but that’s less exciting. But I am an English teacher, so feel free to inquire about that service as well. I’ve been doing it for more than 8 years.

Please let us read your cards (or papers)! Veronica eagerly awaits her treats…

kallynkaa  asked:

I just saw the tags you wrote under the set of gif of Tae and Jiminie taking selfies and I just pictured them in pyramids stealing the phone of y/n, messing with it, scream because omfg people are trap in there and ending up taking selfies too I just-

I SWEAR IS EVERYONE READING THE NEXT CHAPTER THAT I HAVEN’T EVEN WRITTEN YET???!!! OR AM I BECOMING PREDICTABLE???? 

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Demon form Sebastian is all I’m going to care about for the rest of my life so y'all better be ready for some ramblings when they come around because

Damn

I predicted that shiiiiiiiiii like 2 years ago and I am so happy that my theory was right like

I mean

I obviously didn’t predict every last detail but

Like the basic concept I came up with is so similar and I

Jesus

I’m just in a state of

Just being really happy all of a sudden

anonymous asked:

New Year's Day will be like the All Too Well performance was on the red tour like features just Tay and probably the piano, I would predict. However, on the note of acoustic parts, consider: a delicate acoustic played live????

yea!!!! i am predicting new year’s day & call it what you want in the middle of the show so taylor can play the piano / guitar!! i would love that! i would die 4 every song acoustic, but on the other hand i love the beat of delicate so much so i think without the beat it can become less good actually. i think the background vocals/music capture the anxiety / uncertainty of the song so well

Just so we’re clear: People Magazine’s sadly predictable celebration of white American mediocrity aside, we all know that Idris Elba is, unequivocally, without any dispute, the sexiest man alive, right? Like, I don’t even mean this as an issue of personal preference. I am literally just making a statement of objective fact based on scientific evidence which suggests more people would hypnotically follow a pan flute-playing Idris Elba out of a village never to be seen again than any other male celebrity. 

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain

“Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.” – William Butler Yeats

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.” – Nelson Mandela

“The best way for you to predict your future is to create it.” – Abraham Lincoln

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucius

“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.” – Thomas Edison

“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson

“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.” – Zig Ziglar

“By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I am not afraid…I was born to do this.” – Joan of Arc

“The most effective way to do it, is to do it.” – Amelia Earhart

“We aim above the mark to hit the mark.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” – Helen Keller

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.“ – Walt Disney

“Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.” – Pope John XXIII

“Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.” – Arthur Ashe

“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.” – Ralph Marston

“Perserverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.” – Julie Andrews

“The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.” – Thomas Paine

“I attribute my success to this–I never gave or took any excuse.” – Florence Nightingale

“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” – Johann Wolfgang van Goethe

“Who seeks shall find.” – Sophocles

“Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay.” – Simone de Beauvoir

Motivational Quotes Part 2 | Inspirational Quotes

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Never let me get invested in a voting gauntlet again.

crunchbuttsteak  asked:

Top ten Rei outfits?

OH, REI-CHAN, YOU DELIGHTFUL FRUIT SALAD OF FASHION CHOICES… Half the time, she dresses very sleek and feminine, and half the time it’s like a toddler got to pick her own outfit for the first time. Let us observe.

10. The Rei Hino Classic, very on-brand with color, cut, and silhouette. Pick one up for your collection today. 

9. A childlike but not irredeemable curry-making uniform. If you’re going to make instant curry anyway, you might as well look adorable while doing it. 

8. The official “Usagi is my girlfriend” blazer

7. If you tell me who made you wear those knee-high cream-colored boots with your turquoise denim jacket and Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese turtleneck, I swear I’ll bring them to justice. I’ll make them pay for what they’ve done.  

6. She probably had to be hermetically sealed into this sweater and dress with shrink wrap, but it was totally worth it. 

5. How many layers is Rei wearing in this picture? How many more layers are there that you can’t see? Is it not true that every thing exists either under or over everything else? Isn’t the universe just a long series of various layers? 

4. Baby’s first boob window

3. Trying to take a leaf out of Ami’s book, but accidentally dropping it into a fire, and vacuuming up the ashes, and dumping those ashes into a blender with 2 different brands of black raspberry ice cream

2. A 28-year-old CEO of a major technological solutions company, who sacrificed everything to climb to the top but begins to wonder if it was all worth it

1. I am nothing if not predictable, but no one can blame me for putting this one at #1. Cinched waist. Rolled-up cuffs. Socks that blur the fine line between blue and green. White slip-ons. A single novelty clip shaped like a tulip.

And most importantly: built-in hand-warmer. 

Let’s be real: first-grade me would have killed for this look.

It can be very difficult to love Pisces & Virgo.

Both of these energies tend to absorb love very easily, but the trouble is holding onto it. With this axis, love is all about meaning. They question the hidden truths behind your affection, or lack thereof; they wonder why you worded that the way you did, why you chose not to do this, why that upset you, and so on – more importantly, they wonder what it means for the relationship as a whole. How will all the little moments amalgamate? How will the present influence the future? Virgo becomes anxious, overthinking every little thing, worried and working herself up – Pisces simply becomes morose, melancholy, forlorn, not knowing where the worries are coming from but feeling insecure nonetheless. Virgo takes your love, feels it, wants to believe it… but then thinks, “what if it isn’t true? What if they are just as confused as I am?” And Pisces takes your love, feels it, wants to believe it… but it dissipates into nothingness, after the wave of romance recedes, they don’t have anything to hold onto. What is love without romance? They don’t know. Both Virgo and Pisces become terrified when the going gets tough in their relationships. They quickly spiral into despair at the smallest sign of discord. They assume that their predictions (Virgo) and their intuition (Pisces) were correct all along, and they shouldn’t have gotten so invested, and now they have to brace for heartbreak. Silly love. Both can convince themselves they don’t need to think or care about love, that they should just focus on self-improvement or independent spiritual/emotional fulfillment, that they shouldn’t get so caught up in the “to be or not to be.”

However, once they are convinced that your love is true, once they understand its force and trauma is part of the lesson and it does not invalidate or decrease its majesty and heart-melting sweetness, then they can be so nourished by love. They can be the most understanding, the most serene, the most stable through all your hardships. Virgo will take it one step at a time, using her analytical skills which used to worry her to now stabilize the both of you, practically solving your problems as they come, offering her wisdom as the anchor that helps you both weather the storm. Pisces acquiesces to the ebb and flow, encouraging you to trust the process, soothing your fears and her own with a sparkle in her eye, her adoration never faltering, and it gives you faith. Love can uplift them to the very core. Intimacy is so important to them. They want to be a part of your world, truly; it’s just that when a relationship’s “eternity” is threatened, they can begin to inadvertently put its “here and now” in danger. Love your Pisces, love your Virgo, even when they are afraid. Half the reason they worry is because they have a feeling you will not remain with them through their troubles. So when they are troubled about your shared future or your stability or your honesty, whatever it is, assure them and reassure them as often as you have to. That is how they will learn to accept, let go, and love without fear.

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if this is the scene where mike reunites with eleven and it parallels the exact scene when he first found her, just know that a bitch (me) is going to sob

  • me, after seeing Rogue One: ok this is a great movie and there's so much to talk about!
  • also me: VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VADER VA-
Wanna Bet? (M)

Rich Fuckboy!Jimin x Tutor!reader

PART II  |  PART III

Word Count: 2,782

Summary: Working as a private tutor at the most prestigious university in the region, you had to put up with a lot of bratty kids. Though none were as bad as Park Jimin. Just as your luck would have it, you’ve been assigned to be his full-time tutor for the year….great. After many failed attempts to get his grades up, Jimin comes up with a bet to raise his marks. What’s the worst that can happen, right?

A/N - This is my fic, just re-posting on my sideblog!


You were grateful for this job, you really were. Some days, it was just really hard to be grateful. You worked at the wealthiest, all boys university this side of the country. You’re a private tutor, working with a maximum of five students a year. Things have been going well for you, you’re known as the best tutor at the school, so parents are flocking to you to help their precious spoiled brats. Hey, at least the money is decent.

Your whole week, scratch that, year has gone downhill the moment you get a call from the Dean.

“Y/n? Yes, hello. We’re going to need you to take on a student full time at the start of the new school year. I know this is a lot, so the pay will be increased, and you won’t have to take any other students. You will be tutoring five days a week for this student. Can you do it?”

“Um, yes, I don’t see why not…” growing a little curious as to why the dean himself is contacting you, you ask, “who is the student, Sir?”

“Park Jimin.” Shit.

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Having seen some of the fallout from the latest Steven Universe episode(s) I’ve realized something:

Before “Wanted”

Normal person: “Don’t you think you’re reading into a kids show a little too much? I mean, it’s not that deep.”

Me: “I mean, it’s got a little depth to it, but yeah, you’re right. Maybe I am looking a little too into it by attempting to analyze every line spoken and every little detail in the background.”

After “Wanted”

Me:

Bangtan Tea Time (Vol. 1) ☕

DISCLAIMER: if you A) are gonna use this post to start drama/hate B) are an immature fan who think you own the boys C) take astrology too seriously or don’t believe in astrology at all or D) work for bighit entertainment or the korean media, then this is not the post for you ‼️ please do not come into my asks upset! i’m just reading the stars and sharing my findings. everything in this post is purely. speculation. and just a bit of fun. thank you! (also, please do not use this post to justify your ships. just don’t.)

now that that’s out the way….

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