but i also have a massive headache

What the Easy men would say to comfort you

requested by anon. sorry for the confusion. ‘pick me up lines’ is too much like ‘pick up lines’ and my brain did what it wanted. 

I’m only going to do a few because my well of creativity is dry tonight (if you think of it, pray for rain) and I’ve also got a massive headache. But please know I put love and as much effort as I could muster into this <3 

Lipton: I know you’ve been down, and I know it’s been a tough run lately, but it’ll be okay. Do what you have to do. Trust that it’s all going to work out; because it will. I’ll be right here to help you through it. 

Nixon: I think you’re overthinking things a little, sweetheart. Take a deep breath. Now look at your problem again. See.. it’s not nearly as bad as you thought. You can do this. Remember, it doesn’t have to be perfect to be okay. 

Toye: I really fucking hate it that you’ve had a bad day. I’d do anything to fix it for you if I could. But look at you. You made it, you survived. You’re such a badass, and I’m proud of you. 

Roe: My mother used to say every day is a gift. I think that she had it wrong. You are a gift to today, and today is lucky to have you. Make today better than yesterday. And always remember that at the end of the day, I’ll be there. 

Shifty: Why I– I think you’re the most wonderful person in this whole world. Not because you’re perfect, I can’t rightly recall ever meeting anyone that was perfect, but because of how kind you are. How no matter what, you don’t let anyone change you. I think that’s downright beautiful. 

Speirs: You can’t let this stop you. Don’t let this situation get in the way of your goals. Forge ahead. Accept the fact that you’re stronger than you think you are, and show them you’re going to fight. Show them the soldier you’ve become. 

I can do more of these, if anyone doesn’t see their fav, just drop it in my ask. Love you all. Each and every one of you deserves an encouraging word from your boy. 

Found these screenshots in my drafts folder. They’re from 2014 when I was working on the illustrations for Rufus the writer (originally called Woodruff the writer, but the author was protective of the name Woodruff and decided she didn’t want to make it public), when I made some haphazard attempts at documenting my process for these particular illustrations.

Essentially I painted each thing as black silhouettes with acrylics, gouache and some scratchy pencils. The idea being that they’d give me some interesting textures to work with. 
Then I scanned them and composited everything together in photoshop, and colour them in. Except I also threw in some painted backgrounds and wound up having to fix a bunch of stuff digitally, because this whole technique turned out to be a massive headache.

So don’t try to do this if you’re on a deadline.

anonymous asked:

yes! please recommend some

I feel like I can only rec taekook fics cause they’re the only pairing that I read tons of fanfics of……. I AM A TRASH YES I ADMIT AND I THINK I NEED HELP

These are from my browser’s bookmarks so I’m sure these aren’t everything, haha! Maybe I’d make a page for my fanfic addiction…..??? ALSO, I barely read fantasy!au and angst so these are probably mostly fluff and smut lol. (I’m a sucker for romance I obviously don’t experience myself.)

***bold ones contain smut, be warned!***

  • can you be (mine?) — Taehyung likes Iced Caramel Macchiatos, the Arts, and a man that vaguely resembles the Adonis statue.(i saw you at starbucks once and immediately started crushing on you and oh shit did you just talk to me? fuck im so weird you’re probably weirded out im so dead kill me now au)
  • come on, lattice bond — lab!au
  • cut out all the ropes (let me fall) —  Being Korea’s most successful model has been working pretty well for Taehyung. That is, until Jeon Jeongguk appears.
  • cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) — taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best. fake dating!au
  • Date Me —  Taehyung flirts with the cute high school boy and relishes in the flustered reaction he gets for almost an entire year. But when the following year comes along, he finds himself choking on his own words.
  • Don’t Let Your Love Go To Waste —  Taehyung and Jungkook meet on Omegle.
  • Hit and Run —  Jimin and Jungkook have been the top hitmen duo in Seoul since the day they picked up their first revolvers and shot a man without a second look back. But when they cross paths with a skilled hacker by the name of Kim Taehyung, things start to change up a little.
  • I feel safe in the 5 a.m. light (love in my arms and the sun in my eyes) — And Taehyung thinks he’s never loved anyone more in his life than the boy above him who’s a little bit rough and sometimes a bit insensitive and maybe a little bit mean, but he’s also so soft and so gentle, and he treats Taehyung like he’s something so precious to him.
  • Kiss Me Hard Before You Go — fake dating!au where jeongguk and taehyung pulled the biggest prank on their friends. guess the joke’s on them! 
  • law & order —  innocent jeongguk gets distracted by cute tae in the office he’s currently working at
  • maybe we’re all just fools —  Jeongguk likes to run. He’s never wanted anyone to run with him before.
  • Pucker Up —  Admit One: Kissing Booth Ticket
  • Riptide — fwb!au + college!au + fake dating!au combo
  • Serve & Protect — After a grueling two years of police university training, Kim Taehyung is excited to join the ranks of Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency’s new recruits. But getting partnered up with senior police officer, Jeon Jungkook, just might be his biggest challenge yet.
  • Will you be my Forever? —  From the moment Jungkook turned 18, he had been excited to see the numbers appear on his wrist. soulmate!au.
  • you can leave a toothbrush (at my place) — fwb!au


She’s So Gone (Rucas)

Okay so this was supposed to be a one-shot but i can’t do anything short so this will be a two or three part story. I hope you enjoy!

It was a bright and sunny Sunday afternoon with the group of six friends in their usual spot at Topanga’s bakery. They needed to get their homework done for school tomorrow but it wasn’t going so well. Most of them had massive headaches and were feeling quite sick after the raging party they had attended last night.

“I don’t know how I am supposed to finish this stupid english paper?” Lucas asked groaning.

“I don’t know man but I gotta finish mine too,” Zay said slapping Lucas’ shouldeer.

“I have to finish this spanish homework. Do you know how hard it is to think in a foreign language with a hangover?” Riley said exasperatedly.

“Good thing I don’t care about grades too much or this would be very stressful,” Maya joked. “Except I can also handle my alcohol better than you lot.”

After a while of complaining and trying to get through their homework they either finished or gave up. They hung out for a while but soon decided it would be best if they went home and rested. First gone were Smackle and Farkle, then Zay and Lucas, and finally, Maya and Riley walked back to Riley’s house. When they got their they both got a giant glass of water and some aspirin and sat in the bay window in silence for a little before Riley spoke up.

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Quick Reminder

Just popping on to say that starting tomorrow afternoon, (around 2pm CST) My Walking Dead Weekend queue will start and run all day -thru Sunday-so no Chris or Thor love (or other stuff) unless I happen to pop on and live blog/post something from instagram.

Also-I DO feel a lot better after my rant from this morning-GETTING AWAY is HEAVENLY. (Before when I way triggered, I would stay triggered and just continue to do the thing that triggered me)-but I’m working on NOT doing that (Anxiety and OCD suck)

I might be on later tonight if anyone wants to say hi (I love asks)-I’m hoping to write but I have a massive headache so I’m going to soak in the tub and hope that it goes away if I can relax for a bit.

Take care my loveys. 

Originally posted by hemstolemyheart

05/06/16 || I’ve done a good chunk of this massive book, I have a head full of history stuff and I can’t wait for next wednesday for this exam to be over. I’m super tired and I have a terrible headache wich is not really helping the fact that I have to study. I also keep thinking of my holiday at the sea and I can’t wait and that’s in like more than a month and I want it now..

His Home

Title means not much of anything! I just can’t think.

Also, unless my search is off, I implore you all to enter the contest. I only see five other fics in the tag, but there is still 3 days left, I think. And I believe you have to have the tag ‘sasuhinawc’ within the first five tags.

Anyway, a massive headache and nausea helped me with this.






Sasuke stood in the entry leading to the Uchiha district.

He stared at all the buildings that had long since began to rot and crumble. The effects of the war didn’t seem to reach this far into the village, and he would have taken that as some divine sign of good fortune if he had appreciated that fact months ago.

The now faded memories of his past tried to swarm him in ripples and small waves. Even if the memories faded completely, just being here wrapped him in all the nostalgia he would ever need to verify that there had ever been an Uchiha clan in his lifetime. The image he could see most clearly was the many people who used to bustle about with errands and every day life. People seemed to smile more back then, but maybe that was just the way his naive mind had encoded it.

But that was all about to end.

Sasuke walked into the district, Sharingan activated, and desperately tried to engrave every last detail into his mind. He wanted to remember each crack and splintered wood there was on each building – how many buildings were on every turn of roads – how they all looked contrasted with the sky and ground.

In a few months, the Uchiha district would be torn down and built over; he had received the news two days ago via messenger toad sent by Naruto. Sasuke had been livid when he first read over it and thought Naruto had officially gone too far with his jokes, but the more he read it, the more details it had that Naruto simply wouldn’t use for a few laughs. He rushed back to the village and confronted Kakashi about it. As both the Hokage and his former sensei, Kakashi should have stopped this decision before it became a serious thought, but the Fire Daimyō had approved the decision, and the rights to Uchiha land had legally been turned over…

…to the Hyuugas.

They had petitioned for more land some time ago, and the Uchiha district was both close and vacant. Sasuke would have never thought he would see his home be altered in any way because it was a memorial site for all those who had been massacred because of Konoha’s screwed ways of governing, but now it was going to be gone completely. He wondered if he could have stopped this decision if he had just been here. He wondered how the Hyuugas could possibly need more space when they had one of the largest family owned lands in Konoha.

He wondered why this village insisted on taking everything from him.

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Haikyuu!! - the world stops turning for us


-pops confetti- -throws champagne-


Title: the world stops turning for us

(we’ve got all the time in the world)

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Pairings: Kurodai

Summary: Post-Christmas lazy days. Daichi isn’t exactly sure when he started living out his entire life with Kuroo. Also found here on AO3.

Word count: 4,294

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My latest t-shirt design on redbubble, if you like the look of these then come visit my page- x

Also if there is a design you would like me to make and put on a t-shirt for you, come message me!


“If you squint any harder you are going to give yourself a massive headache.”

“Fuck off.”

Dean snorted as he watched his best friend hunch over the bar table to stare at one of the bartenders walking towards the back. It was their nightly ritual, the one they had both fell into after they turned twenty one and moved away from the small town of Lawrence. They would find themselves seated at the bar of some trashy place with a pocketful of bills to spend on cheap liquor.

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Mystic Messenger (man I'm obsessed with this game!)

I finished 707’s route. Friday morning I finished Yoosung’s route, can I say that was full of lovely fluff? Normally I find characters like Yoosung not so great but he matures through the story line and becomes so wonderful! The ending. *awww* Well I am on Deep Route again which is also called Cat Route. I am so fascinated with Jumin. So far I have had no complaints with this game. Rarely do I get a game and want to play all the characters routes. I’m on day 7 with Jumin right now. Must sleep have a massive headache from reading all day with these out of date glasses.

Originally posted by ameri-lie

He hated this place. The sun was too bright and- Okay that was so far the only reason he could think of, but it was enough to make him hate this place. He was also thirstier than usually, but he could live with that. But the sun… Adam couldn’t remember ever having so much trouble with the sunlight. His mouth was uncomfortably dry and he had a massive headache. Why did he even decide to leave the house during the day?
Rubbing his temples, he closed his eyes for a moment. “God I hate this place.”