but how cute is da baby

How to feel together & organized

• Buy a matching set of bras & panties or lingerie
• Sweep/Vaccum your floor and make your bed
• Clean off your bathroom counter
• Set out an outfit for the next day
• Shave your legs and apply coconut oil
• Then put on cute pajamas
• Light a warm scented candle
• Wash your face, use a face mask, apply toner & lip balm
• Make tea or hot cocoa
• Write a to do list
• Sit down on your made bed and watch TV because fuck yes baby girl you got this

truebluealien  asked:

I... I need fics as well... Do you have any recommendations?

don’t i always ?????? kgjehskjvdnkjsd i gotchu fam

but we can keep loving by jfcwrites
THI SKJFNKJVEF WAS SO CUTE KEITH WEARING LANCES JACKET WHEN HE’S SAD ((vld3 spoilers))

his own worth by stormfirej
LANCE IS dEPRESSION™ AND KEITH IS PINING the end is so cute fam i die

fire in our hearts by thearchangelofsass
SHIRO IS GONE , KEITH IS SAD, LANCE HAS A SECRET HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT !! THIS IS ,,, GOOD

and at last i see the light by beautifulbane
JERBGJNFKEJFD TANGLED AU !!!!!!!!!!!!! W RAPUNZEL KEITH AND FLYNN LANCE

we lived at the carnival in summer by resamille
IF VOLTRON DOESNT END LIKE THIS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT ..

anything he can do i can do better by communistfireworks
KJDSGEJNSFEJEKGENFVKWJEHBJFVKJWNFVWKJSGBF KDNFLAKLNDGL BTCH BIRNTJVEKRNVK

i’m coming home by bluester007
LANCE GOES HOME … HE’S ALSO ENGAGED TO KEITH ,, LIKE IM CRYING LOL

the whirling ways of stars that pass by mandaloore
THIS EKNRFKEFR WAS SO CUTE .. HHHHHHHHHH

revelations by aurora_sapientia
SKJKSFHG THIS WAS SO FUCKING CUTE AND I READ IT LIKE THREE TIMES KEITH IS SO GOOD WITH KIDS BLESS UP IM CRYING

sweet touch (you’ve given me too much to feel) by lavenderwife
KEITH HAS A HURT SHOULDER SO LANCE MASSAGES IT AND HONESTLY ?? this fic is just fluff and massages i love this so MUCH

lions in cages by curl
KEITH AND LANCE GET CAPTURED AND THEY SHARE FEELINGS .. EFJVHBJEHRVKRSJ

got the baby blues by dairyfarmer
dude …….. IDEK HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS BUT LISTEN THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FIC IN THE WORLD RN I AM SWEATING MY DICK OFF WAITING FOR THE NEW CHAPTER KFJNBBKDJBF

OKIE DOKIE DAS ALL I GOT RN BYE

BTS reaction: Hearing their best friend confess~
  • ~ Kim Seokjin/Jin:
  • You were almost half asleep in the morning when you kept complaining about how you'd never find anyone who liked you or that you were absolute trash.
  • Jin: You are gorgeous what's wrong with you.
  • You: You can find me in a bathroom. Either in the toilet or the trash can.
  • Jin: My god, why do you so firmly believe no one would like you? Ask someone out. You never know.
  • You: Because you're too handsome, sweet, and caring to like anyone like me. I have no chance with you that's why I don't ask.
  • Jin: So.. You like me?
  • You: Oh shit what'd I say?
  • Jin: In short: That you like me.
  • You: Well secrets out, I'm moving to Antarctica.
  • Jin: HoW aM I SuPPoSed To LIKE YOU BACK IF YOU MOVE TO ANTARCTICA?!
  • You: IF YOU LIKED ME YOU'D MAKE IT WORK.
  • Jin: I DO LIKE YOU BUT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO MOVE.
  • You: Why are we arguing? Just give me love already.
  • Jin: -Rolls eyes- That's what I'm trying to do, but you wanted be in Antarctica.
  • Jin: But let's go eat; My cooking so that's it's free.
  • You: I feel special.
  • Jin: You are.
  • ~ Suga/ Min Yoongi:
  • Yoongi had come over to talk about nothing. He just likes your couch to take naps but you always let him since he was your best friend and you- without being weird- liked watching his adorable face go to sleep.
  • You: I really don't know why I even like you.
  • You: But I wish I could cuddle you right now, what is this?
  • Yoongi: You could. You just needa ask.
  • You: Were you awake throughout my short shitty I love you speech??
  • Yoongi: Yeah, I don't actually fall asleep I've heard you a couple times but never wanted to believe it.
  • Yoongi: I guess now I believe it because.. You said it right in front of my face.
  • You: Give me a moment. Go back to sleep you fuckin duck.
  • Yoongi: Wow. K. I see how it is. liking you back has been canceled.
  • You: Wait no, return to the pokeball.
  • Yoongi: Now I'm a Pokemon.
  • You: You're a cute one though.
  • ~ J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • You flat out told him when you had the chance which was during you guys' movie night.
  • You: Hey you.
  • Hobi: Hey you.
  • You: Hey you, I like you.
  • Hobi: I like you too.
  • You: But I mean I like you like go on dates, kiss, and call you da -cough- baby/mine.
  • Hobi:
  • You:
  • Hobi: Were you going to say daddy?
  • You: That's not important. What's important is if you like me back or not.
  • Hobi: Yes I like you back now tell me–
  • You: Gotta blast but hey a date tomorrow, here at my house? Yeah? Cool? Bye now. -Running into the door to your room-
  • You: That never happened.
  • Hobi: -Dying of laughter- AISH YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE LET ME KISS YOUR CHEEKS~!
  • ~ Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • You were patiently waiting for Blackpinks new music video that was coming out in three hours since you were so concentrated on the time, anything came out of your mouth.
  • Nams: BTS or Blackpink More?
  • You: both.
  • Nams: Who's your bias in BlackPink?
  • You: Lisa
  • Nams: Who is your bias in BTS?
  • You: Rap Monster.
  • Nams: Why?
  • You: Cuz I like him but he don't like me back.
  • Nams: How do you know that?
  • You: We talked about this Taehyung.
  • Nams: Not Taehyung.
  • You: -You turn to look at who you were talking to but then immediately look away with a red face-
  • You: Who's Rap Monster? Never heard of Him.
  • Nams: Ah too bad, he was thinking about asking you but now he's not too sure.
  • You: I know that guy. Tell him I'd say yes.
  • Nams: You're so cute and I don't know what to do about it. Just to take you on a date.
  • ~ Park Jimin/Chimin:
  • Jimin and you were just talking on the couch. Talking about your days, things that happened, told jokes, but you were getting tired. So now you were answering questions half asleep.
  • Jimin: Who do you like at the moment?
  • You: A guy. He's adorable, sweet, handsome and I don't know what do.
  • Jimin: I say confess.
  • You: Maybe I should but he don't like me back.
  • Jimin: What's his name?
  • You: Name starts with a J.
  • Jimin: Jungkook? or Jung Hoseok is what you mean?
  • You: You skipped the guy I like.
  • You: It's Jimin neutron.
  • Jimin: That's not me.
  • You: Yeah it is well the Jimin part is.
  • You: You like me back? Ye or yes?
  • Jimin: Not too many options. I'll pass.
  • You: I see how i-
  • Jimin: I choose both. I like you in every perspective.
  • You: You saved yourself Park Jimin.
  • ~ V/Kim Taehyung:
  • (Just dialogue)
  • You: Taehyung you can't rap.
  • Tae: I can. I know I Can.
  • You: I am the better rapper. Come at me you puppy.
  • Tae: Puppy???
  • You: I can't insult you. You're too cute to be insulted.
  • Tae: INSULT ME.
  • You: NO
  • Tae: JUST DO IT WOMAN.
  • You: I REFUSE TO INSULT YOU. I LIKE YOU, I CAN'T.
  • Tae: You like me?
  • You: Do I? Did I? What'd I say?
  • Tae: That you like me.
  • You: Say it as if you were me.
  • Tae: I refuse to insult you. I LIKE YOU. emphasis on I LIKE YOU-, I can't.
  • Tae: That's what you said.
  • You:
  • Tae:
  • You: Well now you know, so.. Would you like to go on a date with me soon????
  • Tae: Aw so cute so cute. -Squishing your cheeks- of course I'll go on a date with you. I've always wanted to date someone who's an angel.
  • ~ Jeon Jungkook:
  • You were trying to find a way to confess but also embarrass him. So you bought a rose and went to where he was with all the members at the moment.
  • You: Will you, Jeon Jungkook, let me have the honor to date you. -Kneeling-
  • Members: -Snickering-
  • JK: Of all times.. -Nervously laughing and patting your head-
  • JK: Sure but just know I will get you back for this.
  • You: You can try.
  • JK: It's a war.
  • You: Hey. I'm eating you.
  • JK: What??????
  • You: -pulls out the gum called 'Extra'- very minty.
  • JK: Why did I agree to be with you??

anonymous asked:

Okay can you write more stuff where the band are parents cause that shits cute af

(Coming right up, love!)



2D: 2D would baby-proof EVERYTHING in his house until his kid was about 10 years old. “Dad, are these locks on the cabinets necessary? I already know how to open them!” “Bu’ Wha’ if da cereal falls ‘n hits ya head!” “Jesus Christ…” 2D would also shower his child in unconditional affection. He would tuck them in every night and kiss their forehead. He would even attempt to make them breakfast in mornings which usually leads to the fire alarms going off and the cereal being eaten instead.


Murdoc: Murdoc is the kind of dad that’s so overprotective that instead of hiring a babysitter while he was away on tour, he’d perform on stage with the baby strapped to his chest. Father of the year right there. He would insist on getting private tutors to teach his kid instead of sending them to public school. Murdoc would love his child more than anything but still has a tough time showing it sometimes. If he ever gets too angry to the point where he feels like yelling, he’ll leave the room and go punch a wall so he doesn’t scare his baby. They would mean the world to him and he would try to keep them away from the public so they wouldn’t date anyone. Dating Murdoc’s kid would be hell.


Noodle: Noodle would teach her child both Japanese and English from a young age so they would end up being bilingual. She would be very strict about what she feeds her child. She wouldn’t force feed them bitter veggies or anything like that but she wants her child to have the freshest ingredients. Since Noodle doesn’t eat meat, it would be a big change for her to have meat in her fridge. She would try her best to cook every meal for her child but sometimes going out is just way more fun. Noodle would read to her child every night. Sometimes in Japanese, sometimes in English. Noodle would take pride in making her child smile, it brightens up her world. She gets very lonely when she’s on tour and her baby isn’t with her. Noodle makes the lockscreen on her phone a picture of her baby so they’re always with her.


Russel: Russel would be a very caring parent. He would always give his child hugs and read them some books his mom read him as a kid. He would cook them breakfast every morning and teach them how to bake little cakes and cookies. Every time Russel goes grocery shopping, he’d put his kid in the cart and run around, acting like it was a race car. He would take them to all sorts of parks and museums. Russel  loves making his kid smile, it’s his favorite thing to do. On the kid’s seventh birthday, he would buy them a little drum set and let them jam out with the band. 

Sunday.

A/N sorry this is cheesy but i love it. not a request. i know it says “your son” or “the baby” a lot but i didn’t want to give him a name, so you guys decide what you want to imagine the baby’s name as! also @hanny-bananny, you wanted me to tag you in my next work, so here it is (:


You loved Sundays. You, Spencer, and your 8 month old son spent a lot of time together whenever Spencer was off from work. Your family was small, but a family nonetheless.

This morning you had all woken up early, so you told Spencer that you’d go out and get something for you and him to eat. He kissed you goodbye and began to read to his son to keep them both occupied until you returned home.

Keep reading

blazeen  asked:

How to draw da lil shiet cute, make it haev a baby face

Chubby squishy cheek

Big round eyes

Got it!
*start sketching even it looks bad in the bus*

anonymous asked:

can you do a vernon headcanon on how he would be as a dad if that makes sense idek

parent!Vernon i was about to write daddy!Vernon and i was like sHIT NOPE

  • vernon’s going to be the cutest!! dad!!! eva!! 
  • the first time he’s probably going to take all your baby books and binge read them on the couch whenever he’s home from work, with a glass of white wine in a a whiskey tumbler in his spongebob pajama pants
  • second trimester in he has subconsciously monitored the baby’s sleeping and playtime habits so regardless of whether he’s in public or private, he’ll press his ear to your belly at the right moment on sched:
  • “bABE it’s kicking IT’S KICKING THEY HAS NOTICED ME” 
  • “vernon shut up we’re in a goddamn mcdonalds pls control” 
  • if it’s a boy he’ll call him “lil vernie” until the day comes 
  • regardless of the gender vernon’s going to love his baby anyway BECAUSE IT’S A BABY and it’s HIS how cute is it #proudpapa
  • whenever he has time to play with the baby
  • you best believe
  • he’s going to carry his baby to the high heavens in his arms, bring them up to the sky and pretend he’s rafiki from da lion king
  • “NAAAAAFJDLFJLDYAAA IT’S THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEE” 
  • will get him and his baby matching snapbacks, sneakers and baseball caps imagine vernon rollin up with the stroller in matchin ray bans
  • and will make sure his baby knows english and rapping 
  • vernon loves tummy time, especially because he and the baby can lay around all day in that super duper comfy quilt godfather seungkwan got 
  • IMAGINE him snuggling with his lil giggly baby on the living room floor!! with his nose tucked in between his baby’s squishy cheeks and his smile is so big and beautiful like “wow this baby is ours and i love them with all my heart so this is how it feels like to love unconditionally” 
  • okay i think im tearing at how cute this is bye

Send me Seventeen Headcanons? 

3

“He’s a stick in the mud and he has the worst handwriting. He’s not good at math and don’t play any sports. He’s even clueless at games. He’s an idiot who can’t do anything besides escape from jail.

But… more than anyone, he…

he understands us more than everyone else!
He understands people.

If Jyugo is just a monster… then I think you’re the one who’s the real monster here.”

Nervous

Pairing: Finn Balor/You

Summary: You’ve just had a baby and Finn’s starting to doubt himself. A.n. from a request.

Tag: @ambrosegirlforever I hope this is what you wanted ?? I tried my best.

You’re exhausted. You shouldn’t be misunderstood you’re ecstatic of course you are but God you’ve never been so tired in your life. Twelve hours of labour will do that to a person you suppose. It was worth every hour because sleeping soundly beside you in her own little hospital cot is your baby girl. The sweetest, most perfect little girl that the world has or will ever see. You imagine most new mothers think that, you just happen to be the only one that’s right. With a man like Finn as a father she was always going to be wonderful from the get go.

Keep reading

Almost Slipped

*Me and daddy having dinner with my parents*
Daddy and Mom: *talking about me when I was six*
Mom: She used to watch cartoons all the time, and I would always have to buy her stuffed animals when we went out or she’d throw a tantrum.
Daddy: She still watches cartoons. We watch Steven Universe together all the time.
Mom: How cute. She really is still a kid.
Me: *Blushing like crazy*
Daddy: Well that’s alright. I still love her anyways. *smiles at me* I love you baby girl.
Me: I love you too da-…da-dumb muffin!
Mom:….dumb muffin?
Me:Y-yeah! I’m baby girl, he’s dumb muffin! *nervously sweats*
Daddy: *face palms*

okay fuck it, late night jaeki family headcanons

  • believe it or not, the kid is actually Kija’s, because, hey, he has a bloodline he has to carry on.  The mother visits rather often, but Kija & Jae-ha are the main parental figures.
  • At first Jae-ha was like “wtf I didn’t ask for this child.” He actually never intended on raising a kid or having one of his own, but as soon as Kija came home with a baby, all proud smiles and adoring glances, Jae-ha couldn’t resist.  He’s practically inseparable from the child & he gets 10 times more affectionate whenever he sees Kija with the kid.
  • Do you know how often Gigan gets bombarded by Jae-ha with rants about “loOK AT HOW CUTE YOUR GRANDCHILD IS”? A lot. At every possible opportunity, actually.  Gigan gets really mad at him because the child isn’t even blood related to either of them?? And Jae-ha isn’t even her actual son.  So stop it, you snot-nosed brat, it’s annoying.  But holy shit she spoils the baby like no other.
  • Some days, Kija and Jae-ha can barely stand each other, especially because the have this ongoing argument about proper parenting styles. Kija wants to keep the child safe & institutes a very rule-oriented household, Jae-ha’s very much a “fuck da rules” parent & it aggravates Kija to no end.  Meanwhile Jae-ha hates how Kija is seemingly trying to “tie down” their kid with useless lessons & back-breaking rules.  But, at the end of the day, when they see each other with the kid, all arguments are forgotten because they are just. So happy.  They’re so happy to be with each other and to have this strange little family together.  No matter what, they want to cherish this time.

smolfandomcat  asked:

So I tried to draw a baby centaur today. And failed horribly. It's freaking terrifying. And I was wondering, do baby centaurs have human baby chub or horse baby scrawnyness when they're born?? And like where are their organs??? Are they all in the horse part and their top half is like a wet noodle or something or do they have twice the organs? And when a female centaur is pregnant, is the womb in like the horse part or the human part?? And also, ever noticed how tiny a baby torso is on a horse?

Haha! I’m sorry you’ve been having trouble with das bebens! I think making them work together is having the belly(that in real foals is actually primarily their proportionally large ribcages) that visually connects the scrawny little foal bodies to chubby human baby parts. 

You guys can decide if it actually succeeds or not, but I think they’re pretty cute little monstrosities. 

See the sciency ask a while back for some of my thoughts on centaur biology in regards to organ placement but the main point is, Why not two? Except breathing. Still haven’t figured out the breathing. The whole eating thing I have some no doubt interesting and wierd ideas I’ll probably throw at you lovely nerds sometime to ponder with me.

Definitely gestating babies in the horse half. Waaay more room for foalby development which allows for a sturdier baby half at birth and easier birthing, not to mention access to the exit. Which is important for all parties involved.

And eeeehhhhh centaurs proportions between human half and horse half you can play with sooo much. Just look at a rider on an icelandic ponies vs racehorses.

IDK about you guys but with all the “Credence being rasied by Newt” AUs I can’t believe we skipped MODESTY being raised by TINA and QUEENIE.

I mean, modern AU.

Tina and Modesty watching Star Wars.

Tina crying her eyes out.

Modesty being puzzled because witches never cry, right???

Modesty saying that out loud.

Queenie laughing and saying “”Wait ‘till Teenie shows you Titanic, she cries like a baby”

Tina denying, then blowing her nose loudly.

Then Tina shows Modesty Titanic and they both cry really hard and Queenie hugs them both and they cuddle up together and

AGH

Queenie making herself and Tina custard-colored sweaters with the letters T (on Tina’s) and Q (on Queenie’s) cause “they’re sisters!” and Modesty feeling left out and then Queenie reveals: “ta-da! An M sweater, ‘cause you’re an honorary Goldstein sister!” and Modesty not even hiding her joy

And the three of them walking outside in those sweaters and people commenting on how cute they are as sisters and Modesty is thrilled

and just

Dammit, my heart hurts

littleshyprince03  asked:

Hello, Again! Can I please have Pentagon and Astro? I have blue eyes, short brown hair and a lot of freckles. I'm very short, around 5-6 feet. I'm very shy around people I've just met, and even my friends/family, but I just need to warm up to people. I mess around with my words a lot, and get flustered pretty easily. I'm quite self-conscious and I've been told I have a motherly nature. I love video games, cooking, baking, singing, drawing and animals! Especially Cats and Otters. Thanks you! :)))

Of course! ^^ I get so happy to see when people request Pentagon!! They’re my babies :’)) <3

Pentagon: Yuto (da) XD

Yuto wouldn’t mind your shyness, in fact, he’d probably find it cute. Would try to be as easygoing as he could around you so that you would warm up to him and feel comfortable. Would love how flustered you were around him and would occasionally try to be like *gif* to make you even more so. Would like your motherly nature and how much you like animals. Dates would include playing video games together and cooking/eating. 

Astro: Rocky

Rocky is a bit reserved himself so at first things would be a little awkward (lol cute) but when you got to know each other, it’d be all warm and fluffy. He’d love your motherly, shy personality and would always be buying you things like stuffed animal plushies. He’d always try to make you feel good about yourself and not be self conscious. Dates would include baking and cooking together and him taking you to a zoo ^^

I hope you like!   

BobbyWatch: The Mighty Celt Part 3

Kit and O are cute, guys. Like so sweetly awkward and flirty and just aaawwww.

*raises hand* I never learned to drive standard transmission. Will you teach me?

Oh, man, O slowly pulling himself together after the harrowing experience of being driven by Kit - poor scared baby. “How’d I do?” “…Fine.” “….You’re lyin’.“

“This isn’t a date.” Come on Kit, why not? He’s so cute and sweet and he likes your son!

Still laughing at Kit’s awful driving.

Yay Celt! Joe is so fucking shady.

Kit: What is this shite? O: Classical. Me: *throws panties at screen*

Wait - he’s Donal’s dad? Holy shit.

Donal: Well, Da. Pleased to meet you. O: …………. Me: LOLOLOL

Ok but when she kisses him he looks wrecked, like he can’t believe this is actually happening, but he was so hoping it would but she’s still there and she still wants him and now he’s got a kid and holy shit what is his life all of a sudden?

Father/son bonding I can’t handle the cute.

So there are 18 minutes left for this movie to destroy me. Let’s get it over with.