but hoes

Movie Night with the Hoe Bros
  • (Watching the scene in Hyung where the older brother is scrubbing Kyungsoo's back and he's naked)
  • Gil: *talking about the movie*
  • Jae: Oh god I just want to bend my ass in front of him and let him pound me into oblivion.
  • Gil: Jae..Jae! Pause, I'm buffering.
  • Jae: Oh okay. *pause*...wait what were they talking about?
  • Gil: You weren't paying attention were you?
  • Jae: Nah, I was thinking about getting that d i c k.

minmoonyoongi  asked:

BINCH SPILL THE BEANS ON CYPHER GIVE ME THE DETAILS

My soul ascended the second these boys came out in their robes and velour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kind of leaned on my friends for support a few times a bunch of times!!! so there are some moments I zoned because it was so intense, but daaaaamn that shit is too much live.

Namjoon DABBED!!!!!!
HAS HE DABBED BEFORE!?!?!
HE’S DONE IT NOW!!!!

I loved his attitude so much, he was so cool and cute and cocky at the same time I really yyeeeeesssss

Hoseok was lubejvdh;qfbwch;dsbfh;bfi;ebewf;db; !!!!
I can’t even go into this, he owns my soul, he owns it, he just possesses the stage so well when he’s doing sexy rap and !!!!! >.> lots of hip moving, riding the beat and grinding it  *still not okay*

Yoongi was….
I love his voice….he just…..I fell at this point….
Like, I literally fell down, my friends had to hold me up !
He always does that dang counting on his fingers thing and I may as well just fling myself into the sun because my ears heated up.

The rap line always gets the job DONE, Namjoon is such a great hype man and so dang good at balancing everything out in a rap group and I neeed to emphasize how much he really guided/owned that whole stage YEEEEEESSSSSSS~~~!!!!

!!!!!!!  K    I    N   G   S !!!!!!!

Oh wow hello

- lemme ramble for a minute, skip further down if you’re not interested in what happened and why I went awol -

A little while ago (I’m actually not sure when it was now), I logged off tumblr and most of my social media linked to this, deleting friends left and right just because.

Well, the reason was my deteriorating mental health, but I didn’t realise that until I went to see a doctor.

It wasn’t even exam season and I was so overwhelmed with people and attention and expectations that I felt that friends I had made here hated me, didn’t need me despite anything they said and I lied to make them feel that I was the bitch who was going to leave for no reason. Well, I mean I was and I guess I still am, but the no reason was a lie.

I didn’t want pity or people offering help. I’m independent and I like taking care of myself in the way that I don’t need others to help me. I decided that was what would be best for me.

I’m sure you’re familiar with my pack.

I am the heartless piece of shit who just up and left without a goodbye, who decided that I needed a break and didn’t consult with anyone.

On top of that, my phone also broke so even if I wanted to I couldn’t come back on here or anything.

I love every single person I just left, I just couldn’t understand what was going on with me and fight or flight kicked in and flight it was. I’m so sorry to everyone. Especially the pack.

- real talk, stuff you need to read -

I disappeared because of mental health issues but I am back on a part time basis.

I am going to be answering questions and stuff, all asks in my inbox, and I will try to reconnect with you all as possible.

I apologise for disappearing without a word. However, I will not be as active as I once was, I am going to finish my last year of school and then gonna start all over again. I will finish the Halsey series finally, BUT

I AM AFRAID I WILL BE ABANDONING ANY PAST REQUESTS. PLEASE SEND THEM IN TO TALENTED WRITERS SUCH AS ELLIE OR ANYONE PART OF THE PACK OR WHOEVER I DO NOT MIND BUT IF YOU SENT ME A REQUEST THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN I WILL NOT BE WRITING IT.

I will post a full list of all requests I will e abandoning this week sometime.

I am going to university in September, and I am going to start another blog, which will be multi-fandom. I will leave this blog up with a link to my master list and to my new blog.

I just need to start this cluttered mess again tbh.

Once again, I apologise for leaving, I don’t care what I get in my inbox tbh, but I will be restarting things to clear my plate. I’ll keep you updated.

Halsey series will hopefully be finished by May, but I cannot say for sure. I have so many deadlines I’m quite dead rn tbh, I just missed having you all here tbh.

I love you all, thank you for sticking with me, there are things coming soon I promise.