but his movies are just so good

Update to the 18+ storytime (HE TOOK MY VIRGINTIY)

(This one 18+too) Ok so Your girl selena is back or whatever I would just like to start off by saying this story 10x more juicier and funnier than the last bruh Istg this shit was hectic too though.

So after I submitted that storytime I started to text Q again and we eventually started hanging out right. Like from January 3rd to now me and mans have just been chillin all the time…. He took me to the movies, to eat ,I even kicked it at his house a few times but this aint the juicy stuff so imma just skip to the goods.

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anonymous asked:

I recently watched The Incredibles for the first time since I was a child, when I loved it! But now I see it in a new light and I saw your review where you gave it 2.5, but I would give it a 1. What do you think of Violet's last few lines in film, where she is she noticed by a guy because she is "different" (i.e. she changed the way she looked), and then she asks him whether she is "good different?" - as in, she is looking for his approval?

I just re-watched the ending and that felt disjointed haha… maybe it’s just me being used to newer animation styles! 

I had to re-read my own review to answer this because it’s been so long since I saw the entire movie. I think in the context of the whole film, I’m still not a big fan of how so much of her characterization is focused on “I want the guy to like me!” And maybe the dialogue could have been a bit tighter. 

To be fair to the film, though, she ties it back explicitly to her internal character growth. 

“You look different” 

“I feel different.” 

I think it’s just maybe a bit unfortunate that “becoming yourself” means decked out in pink; since she was very gloomy/hair covering eyes before, the contrast of simply color and a ponytail would have been fine. And obviously, there’s nothing wrong with wearing all pink, but in animation it’s fairly synonymous for “traditionally feminine” which I don’t think is the point of her character’s growth or what they were really attempting to convey.

And the scene does show personal growth; instead of literally becoming invisible, she’s more confident in herself and actually makes the suggestion of the date, more or less, rather than waiting for him to.

On Halloween Costumes

S: I’d like to dress up as a Marvel character. Like Deadpool or more likely Wonder Woman. (laugh) If it’s the same as someone else, it’s over. If it’s the same you have to at least make it more real. For example, if you do Spider-man you don’t wear a tight costume but instead do body paint. So when people look closeer they’d go “He’s in nothing but his underwear!

T: Movie characters are good. Like Terminator or Star Wars or Harry Potter. Right now my ringtone is Harry Potter theme song.

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Wow, I’m shocked. You’d think Shige would know WW is DC. Already looking forward to the next Halloween fest. Although Shige just keeps teasing various revealing costumes and ends up very dressed. But Tegoshi could do slutty Hermione or something.

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Jeremy: And despite all of their bitching they sung along to all the songs anyway.

Christine: Yeah and then you and Mike were making bedroom eyes at each other during “Love Will Find A Way”.

Rich: Not to mention you wouldn’t shut up about how much you loved Kovu for the entire movie lol

Jeremy: Wha? Hey!!

Michael: Yeah we know you’re a furry but do you have to make it so obvious?

Jeremy: I AM NOT–

Michael: Saying that you have a crush on Kovu immediately results in classifying you as a furry, Jer.

Jeremy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


Bonus:

ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS A KYLO REN/BEN SOLO SMILE IN A SW MOVIE

This is literally my dying wish. ANAKIN SMILED ALL THE FREAKING TIME AND WAS SUCH A FLIRT. I KNOW KYLO IS DAMAGED AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACT AROUND REY BUT UGHHHHH IF HE JUST SMILESSSSS I HAVE NO DOUBT SHE WILL FALL INTO HIS ARMS. I NEED THIS SO BAD. WE NEED THIS.

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LOOK HOW GOOD AND PURE AND HAPPY AND UGHHHHH HES SO CUTE HES LIKE A LITTLE KID I LOVE THE INNOCENCE IN HIS BIG CHEESY SMILES

My 10 yr old nephew’s thoughts on Reylo while watching The Last Jedi

SPOILERS AHEAD!

I took my 10 year old nephew to see The Last Jedi and he is s very fun and vocal little boy. When explosions happen in movies, he yells with excitement, when the bad guys are on screen, he says “That guy is MEAN!” making the whole theater giggle. So suffice it to say he had a lot of things to say during The Last Jedi. Mostly about Kylo Ren. And you’ll note he really likes saying “Oh snap!” LOL!

It was a blast watching Star Wars with a kid. And it’s proof Star Wars really is for kids and understood best and most simply by their little minds!

Here is what he had to say!

When Kylo Ren goes to kills Leai:

Nephew: “Is he gonna kill her? That’s his mom? Oh he’s a bad guy.”

When Kylo doesn’t kill Leia:

Nephew: “Oh no he’s a good guy!”

About Snoke’s first scene with Kylo Ren:

Nephew: “Why is he so mean to that guy.”

Me: “That’s the guy that didn’t kill his mom. Kylo Ren”

Nephew: “Why is he so sad?”

About the second force bond scene between Rey and Kylo:

Nephew: “Do they like eachother?”

Me: “ya.”

Nephew: “Gross.”

When Luke walks in on Rey and Kylo:

Nephew: “Are Skywalkers good or bad?”

Me: “What do you think?”

Nephew: “I don’t know.”

When Rey attacks Luke:

Nephew: “Oh Snap! SHE’S MAD.”

When Rey and Kylo are in the elevator:

Nephew: *loudly* “Oh great! They’re gonna kiss! Gross!”

Me: “ SHHH

Theater: *laughing*

When Snoke is torturing Rey:

Nephew: “Oh no! Why is he hurting her? Is she going to die?”

Me: “Just watch.”

Nephew: “I can’t! Kylo! Help!”

*theater laughs again*

When Kylo kills Snoke and saves Rey:

Nephew: “OH SNAP! I knew it! I knew it! He’s a good guy!” *eyes glued to the screen jumping and cheering as Kylo and Rey work together*

When Kylo reaches his hand out to Rey asking her to join him:

Nephew: “Awwww. He’s just lonely.”

Me: “So is she.”

Nephew: “Ya.”

When Luke dies:

Nephew: “He’s not dead. He went into those suns!”

Last force bond scene when Rey closes the door on Kylo:

Nephew: “That’s sad.”

End of movie:

Nephew: “That was awesome!!!”

Me: “Who was your fave?”

Nephew: “BB! And Kylo Ren.”

Me: “Do you think he’s evil?”

Nephew: “No he’s just sad.”

Me: “The girl made him happy.”

Nephew: “Ya because they like eachother.”

My 10 year old nephew gets Kylo Ren. Gets Reylo.

Kylo’s not evil, he’s just lonely. He’s just sad. And Rey makes him happy.

My work is done here.

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“Learning the trumpet. That thing is tough! It’s not an easy instrument. Initially I wanted to actually play but man, it is not easy getting that instrument to sound good and he’s [Nick] obviously supposed to be a very accomplished musician. So we filmed the guy playing all the melodies that I play in the movie, just filming his fingering. I just memorized the fingering. So technically in the movie all my fingering is accurate. I’m just not blowing into the thing because it sounded like a dying animal.” –  Chris Evans about playing the trumpet in Before We Go

Ok, so, the gang is listening to Shag ‘n’ Scoob’s radio broadcast,

–when suddenly, oh noes! 

Crazy shenanigans are going down!

 They send a distress call, and board up the weather station…

…run screaming from a snow monster…

…try to hide inside a bunch of snowmen…

…pretend to be a running a fancy French restaurant…

…create and serve a meal made entirely of ice…

…have a… wait, a boxing match?

Because there just happened to be a boxing ring out in the middle of the Himalayas? 

And the snow monster was totally on board with the situation?

This movie just keeps getting better.

Anyway, Shaggy stuffs a Q-tip behind his ear…

…Scooby Roadrunners himself into a snowblower…

…they run…

…and run a whole lot more…

…try to escape up a tower…

…get trapped on said tower, because locations with only one exit/entrance are always good escape routes…

…and finally, they yell for help once more.

Which… wait, is broadcasted to the gang’s radio? 

Velma, right after: “Jinkies, we’ve lost them!”

…wait, so they’ve been listening this whole time?!

…despite Shaggy having been in 7 different locations, all several hundred feet from the microphone?

Fred: “We’ve got to get to that weather station, and fast!”

So… for the first 3 minutes and 17 seconds of you guys listening to Shaggy and Scooby’s distress call and panicked life-or-death chase, 

you were all like “Yeah, naw, it’s cool. We should just stand here, listening and doing absolutely nothing.”

…but once it’s already most-likely too late, then you decide you ought to go help?

#scoobydoobyconspiracy

No matter what your opinions on the Last Jedi, you’ve gotta admit that some of the funniest interactions are taking place because of it.

For example: my parents just had a 30 minute argument/flirtation about the whole Rey/Kylo thing. Bear in mind that my parents are in their 60′s and grew up with the original trilogy and are fairly mild mannered 99.999% of the time.

“HAN WOULD’VE APPROVED IN HIS CHOICE OF WOMEN LYNN!

“They have such chemistry, and the skype thing was interesting, but he’s an emo. She’s too good for him Tom”

“So he’ll get his act together in the next movie and make powerful grey jedi babies. You’ve read Pride and Prejudice. You know how this works”

“THERE’S NO SEX IN SPACE THOMAS”

“Course there is, you gotta kill time somehow”

“It’s a kids movie!”

“If that was us would you grab my thigh in the middle of a back to back fight if there was no sex in space? WOULD YOU?” 

So rey/los aren’t getting why so many factions of the fandom are upset and are just labeling them under the broad scope of “antis” which is…exactly what you should expect. But I think it’s worth looking who this movie honestly does shit on every single fan besides specific people in the reylo fan: 

Let’s start with the big one: Luke Skywalker. Luke Skywalker is not just some random character that you can wave away in Star Wars. He is the beginning of Star Wars, the great everyman who both inspired many pieces of fantasy and sci-fi media beyond him and subverted what we’d call common notions of those genres. Unlike Han Solo, for example, Luke Skywalker’s main weapon at the end of the Original Trilogy is his kindness, compassion, and bravery. He doesn’t defeat the Emperor and the Dark Side by swinging his lightsaber but through deciding to love his father and believe in the goodness inside of him. 

Luke Skywalker is the heart and soul of Star Wars: period

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Snowflakes and Mistletoes

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Words: 5050

Warnings: Fluff to Smut. NSFW gifs.

Prompt: christmas tree

Summary: You and Bucky spend Christmas by yourselves when the rest of the Avengers go on a “last minute” mission. Complaining about how you never put up a Christmas tree, Bucky surprises you. 

A/N: Not edited. I procrastinated so much on this one I don’t even know why. But I made it. Even though it’s a few days late. Sorry. Congrats @lovelynemesis for the one year anniversary and the 4K :) I live for your fics!!! They’re out of this world. Bucky taglist and permanent taglist are closed.

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I noticed not a lot of people have been talking about the ending scene with Luke and Kylo. How Kylo looks at Luke and says how he’ll “destroy the girl,” and Luke just looks him dead in the eye and says “No you won’t.” Because it’s true, he won’t, and Kylo knows this. He cares to much for Rey. His bond with her is to strong for him to WANT to kill her. He not only turned on the First Order but KILLED his master who he has followed for years just to save her, and then turned to Rey, not asking, but pleading for her to leave with him and forget the past. Luke knows of their connection and how his nephew feels about her, and in turn is rubbing it all in Ben’s face.

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yes hello I love Hector IM HERE TO JUMP ON THE HECTOR-REDRAW TRAIN
I usually never do these kinds of memes but I too wanted to check out just how well Hectors human form fits over his dead skeleton form. His cheekbones are a bit ridiculous, had to tone it down a notch :’D
inspired by @dizylizy‘s awesome post

Ernesto De La Cruz is one of the most interesting Human villains in Disney, right up there with Clayton and Cruella.

(Warning Spoilers ahead. Read at your own risk)

Let me start this by saying that I define human Villains as characters that don’t use magic or powers to do evil, they’re being bad on their own volition using things that every day people can use, and that’s what makes them scarier in my opinion then most of the other characters in the Disney/Pixar Staple of Villains.

The reason I’m starting to think that Ernesto is by far and away a great villain is because he is human in nature. It’s an interesting situation here in Coco with how he’s presented. Unlike other villains, who don’t have a claim to fame in the same sense as he does in world, Ernesto oozes the whole issue of what we see on screen vs. who the actor/actress truly is. We’ve seen in recent years that people equate a person’s character on screen to who they are off screen. Which leads to some very awkward moments for fans and actors alike. Ernesto has that going for him. He’s a person that shows himself to be one way but ultimately is not as he appears. On top of that he died young, making him a character that has the added mystique of people putting their own views and spins on his history, and making him a tragic figure.

In Coco, we are painted a picture through Miguel’s point of view on Ernesto. He’s being forced to not play music and so becomes infatuated by Ernesto and sees him as a larger than life person. What’s interesting about this is that, while the town embraces him, they also seem to be using him as a tool for their own revenue stream. We see with his monument that there are marigolds in there, but they are limited unlike the other grave sites. Clearly, while the town does respect him as one of their “favorite” sons, they also only see him as someone at a distance, an image on screen, a character and not the real person. Miguel ups that, wanting to be like the image that Ernesto shows the public in interviews and movies, and we see that Miguel is infatuated with Ernesto the character that he plays and not the real person who he is.

When we finally do get to the land of the dead, again, we see Ernesto the celebrity, and not the person. People seem to adore him as a musician, but also are using him for their own push forward. To play at his party is a big thing, and Ernesto seems to revel in that celebrity as we see at the party he likes to smooze (to ingratiate himself) with some of the bigger people in Mexican (and Spanish) history. He employees a number of people for his event, much like he probably did in real life, and creates an event where he makes it seem like they are important but he’s clearly the star of the show. This much like the whole town using him for the contest and other events happening during Day of the Dead.

But how much of this image is a cultivated thing and how much is the real Ernesto. I propose it’s half and half. 

Ernesto diving into the water to save Miguel was a legit thing, he wasn’t doing this for fan fair and for the audience it sets him up as a decent person, which, he at first, seems to be. Now does this make him a good person, no by no means, but it does paint him as more human, as we see that he can be capable of doing the right thing. However, this only adds more to the whole fact that he is, in fact, not a good person, but a very narcissistic, cowardly, criminal one.

Taking a look at his actions in film we can see a very different Ernesto in regard to the real person based on his actions and what we have to look back on after the revelation of his murderous act. So where do we even start with finding the real Ernesto, well we have to start off at the beginning of his career with Hector. We know both men grew up in the same town, and given how Hector calls him his friend and such, we have to assume they are about the same age, so likely boy hood friends, or at the very least they knew one another growing up. If not growing up, then at least when they were teens or older.

We know that Ernesto can sing and play on his own, this much is clear from the movies and his actions during the party. This is important as it puts a rather big mark on his reasoning. Ernesto is a good singer and player, but he can’t write his own songs. He can perform Hector’s works but can’t write them himself. Meaning that he was never trained in creating music, just playing and possibly reading it. 

This puts Hector as someone very important to Ernesto’s goals, and he sees his friend much more as a tool and something that he needs with him at all times. During the moment of Hector’s death, we pretty much get that from Ernesto as he pleads with him to stay.

The thing is I think that the fact that Ernesto was good looking, could play, and sing, probably got the attention of a lot of people in town. Unlike Hector who, let’s be honest, while good looking, is still skinny, tall and during the time period that they were alive, would have been seen as gangly and unattractive for a movie star. Ernesto probably, being fed from a young age, that he was good looking, and gifted, became more narcissistic and probably became heavily interested in becoming a star at a young age.

From the look of the flashbacks and the films that we see, we can assume that Ernesto got his start during the 30s and 40s, maybe into the 50s of cinema. It’s clear that the movie style is based on the period of time of black and white cinema, but not so far back that it’s the Silent Movies. 

This means that Ernesto more than likely had the goal, early on, of becoming famous as he felt that he could never just sing for one person, that he had to have the world love him, and that he wasn’t about to let anyone get in his way. This adds a lot to how he is as a person. He’s determined to the point of murder, he’s so determined to be seen as someone great and amazing and loved by all that he’s willing to kill to get to that point and his Ego is beyond the pale.

Which brings us to his actions with Hector. Again, assuming that the two knew one another and were probably good friends, Ernesto more than likely saw talent in Hector and realized how useful to him he could be. If he were to sing Hector’s songs he could become well known, as the songs were amazingly beautiful and meaningful. So the plan more than likely was for Hector and Ernesto to travel to Mexico City or the surrounding area where a good percentage of Mexican movies were being in the 1930s and 1940s. Ernesto most likely didn’t care that much about Imelda and her relationship with Hector outside of the fact that it could throw a wrench in his plans. We get the impression that Imelda probably was not too keen on Hector leaving with Ernesto, who undoubtedly made a plea to Hector about making a lot of money if they became famous to help fund his family.

In the moment when Hector was leaving Ernesto we saw that they were nearly at the goal that Ernesto was looking for. The duo more than likely had traveled for quite some time, as evidence from Mama Coco’s letters. So this wasn’t a simple case of a year or so, this was possibly a number of year that they were on the road preforming. Eventually the fact that Hector was home sick and realized that it was not going to happen for him and Ernesto in regard to getting well known for their music made him want to go home. This is where I think Ernesto’s fears and desires trumped his moral code.

We know for fact that Ernesto pleaded with Hector not to go. Not because he was going to miss his friend, but because without Hector’s music and skills, he was going to not have a way to make it big for himself. It became evident to Ernesto that he didn’t need Hector if he had his song book. So that became the obvious thing to him. Get the book from him at all costs. We clearly see he’s willing to poison his friend, but, what makes it so much worse, is what he does after.

He took the guitar, something that had significance to probably Imelda, Coco and Hector. The fact that he was willing to take the guitar, use the Guitar, and clearly care for it brings to light some info about Ernesto that either makes him out to be a real scumbag even more, or someone that has some semblance of guilt, no matter how small. We know the Guitar was taken well care of. If Ernesto truly hated Hector, he probably wouldn’t have taken it and still took care of it. However, the issue becomes why. The more reasonable thought could be that there was a bit of guilt on his part for killing his friend and keeping the guitar with him was a way of both keeping Hector with him and dealing with that guilt. It was, in some subconscious way, a way for him to say “I’m guilty of a crime” since Imelda, if she saw the movies, probably would have recognized the guitar and, being a clever woman, possibly would have put two and two together as Hector more than likely wouldn’t have given away a guitar like that willingly. We also know that it was put in the tomb for Ernesto, so clearly he did make sure that it was kept safe.

On the other hand, we’ve seen later how much of a jerk he can really be, and that brings us to the fact that he possibly took the guitar because it was worth a lot as a gimmick and had no regret of really killing his friend. I’m more inclined to think it’s the later seeing how cowardly he becomes when Imelda and the others go after him to get the picture. There’s also the fact that his reputation trumps everything else and we also see this in how he talks to Miguel after the big reveal and even before that.

When Ernesto first discovers that he has a grandson, his reaction is interesting. He doesn’t deny it, and embraces it, but the look on his face says that he both doesn’t understand and at the same time is freaking out mentally. It’s pretty clear, given the ladies in the movies, he’s known as a romantic lead, and it wouldn’t be that hard to believe in that period of time that he willingly went to bed with a few different women. This means he’s probably wondering which one he got pregnant, so clearly he probably does have some unknown kids or a child running around if he’s willing to buy Miguel’s story without any proof of who the woman was. He doesn’t even ask about his grandmother. He just goes with it.

Later when he was going to give Miguel a pass back to the land of the living, he points out that he doesn’t want people to know that Miguel is his grandson, as if that would ruin his reputation. It’s made more blatant that Ernesto doesn’t seem to care about anyone but himself, since, rather than sharing all the “love” that his fans gave him, he hoards it and shows it off to Miguel.

 It’s an interesting moment because you realize how alone Ernesto really is since if you go back to the town, while he has a lovely tomb, there is no food or drink or wine on his alter, meaning that there was no one there other than the locals to tend to it. So clearly the town even knew of his attitude if they were not willing to put up more offerings on the alter.

This brings us to the point about his actions with Hector, Miguel and the family during the ending. We see that he is willing to throw both Hector and Miguel into a hole to hide the truth. This begs the question of, who else did he get rid of to keep his face? If he’s willing to kill Hector, then it’s not that big a shock that he could be willing to steal and kill to get other roles and get rid of people he doesn’t want in his life. He throws Miguel off the roof, and pretty much threatens the family due to, what he believes, is his power and influence in this world. Now while I would love to believe that he would be punished for his actions by fading. The problem is that, while there is proof of him being a thief of music, there’s no proof of him killing Hector. This means that there are probably people out there that either don’t buy the idea that Ernesto stole the music, or they don’t care as he went on to become the singer of their favorite songs.

This brings me back to the point that as far as Villains come, Ernesto is probably one of the best human ones that Disney has had in a long while, and I hope that people really do support him in that sense. We need more nuanced villains in stories, and Ernesto probably will be a good start to that.

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well, it’s definitely…A Look™

ALL FINNPOE MOMENTS IN TLJ

MAJOR MAJOR SPOILERS SO DON’T FUCKING READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE GODDAMNIT

I just wanted to create a list of all the finnpoe moments I remember from the movie, so we can all relish those moments and keep repeating them in our heads and make our hearts flutter ❤️❤️❤️ I’ll probably miss a bunch because it’s been 24 hours, so after my second viewing I’ll add more. Or if you remember more please comment!!

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1) Finn woke up and BB-8 told Poe that he’s awake and naked (like BB-8 good job cuz it was very significant to mention that to your papa) and Poe RAN to him with all the care in his eyes omg I literally died cuz that was the first scene of them together

2) Finn just genuinely looked lost with his sad puppy eyes and Poe just holding onto his arms, grounding him and making sure that he’s okay even though he’s literally squirting

3) maybe it was me imagining it but like Poe totally SCANNED his naked boyfriend in his white briefs (thirsty Poe yas)

4) Poe offering Finn his clothes

5) the hanger exploded and Poe flew backwards, Finn immediately ran to his side to check that he’s okay, because clearly he was already following Poe when he ran off cuz he’s so worried about his boyfriend going to blow something up

6) Finn going to Poe first thing when he has a plan

7) Poe getting SO JEALOUS, LIKE VISIBLY ANNOYED when he asked how Finn and Rose met (because how did Finn already make new friends and HOW DID HE NOT KNOW ABOUT IT)

8) Finn passing the beacon to Poe, and their hands lingered onto each other long enough to cross from the bro zone into the flirt zone (thanks @solisev for this!)

9) Poe looking out the window and whispering “…Finn.” like he’s so worried about his lover it’s gut-wrenching (guys I can’t remember where this was from in the movie but I saw multiple people mentioning it so I will update when I rewatch)

9) Finn and Rose were on their mission, and Finn contacted Poe to update him, and there wasn’t much fuel left, Poe ended the conversation with the softest, worrying “…hurry.” My heart literally fluttered so hard because he’s so worried about Finn

10) Poe heard Finn and Rose got captured and his life literally got drained out of his eyes for a second (okay maybe he just lost hope because the plan failed, but let a girl imagine k thanks)

11) Finn and Rose made it back, and Poe literally went “FINN!!!!! … And Rose…!” (dude had to act equally happy to see Rose like good save bro, good save 😂)

12) Finn gave his powerful, inspirational speech, and Poe looked at him with so much admiration and love and he will ask Finn to marry him after they escape for sure (thanks @unlikely-alliance for this!)

13) Poe screamed for Finn to pull back because he cannot lose Finn, they can fight the first order another time but Finn cannot die

14) Finn tried to go outside to help Luke, and Poe put one hand in front of Finn’s chest to stop him because he has to shield his boy from all harm

15) Finn looking at Poe with all the love in the world because his boyfriend is becoming a great leader and he cannot be happier

16) Rey came to rescue what’s left of the resistance crew from the cave, and Finn held onto Poe’s arm then sliding it down and could they be holding hands? THEY TOTALLY COULD BE AND IN MY HEART THEY ARE (the screen cuts it off but from arm angles and how Poe’s arm moves backwards to meet Finn’s hand I think they are) like there’s no valid reason for them to be touching arms in that scene other than gay so, if that’s not love I don’t know what is (thanks @beerevenge for this!)

17) any time the two of them stood next to each other BECAUSE THEY CAN

Let me know what I missed!!! I’ll keep adding it to the list, will try my best to keep it in chronological order :)

bts | firsts

author’s note: okay so i got a couple of requests for bts reacting to you having a thigh riding kink and i was down, but no matter how hard i tried, i couldn’t come up with seven distinct scenarios for that, so i’m combining that with another request i had for either you or bts teaching the boys how to give head and ofc i had to expand on that too, so enjoy disssss haha i’m really gonna need some feedback on this it’s my first time publishing something like this in a whileee
warnings: nsfw; smut
disclaimer: gif is credited below as cr.; none of the gifs used here are my own, they are cropped for uniformity and easy reading


KIM SEOKJIN
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“Fuck, why is this so hot?” Jin mumbles out loud as you continue to rock back and forth on him.

When you’d first proposed the idea, Jin was admittedly very confused. Although seemingly self-explanatory, he wasn’t quite too sure what thigh riding entailed. More specifically, why you’d want to get off on his lap and how, exactly.

But now that Jin can feel the wet heat of your core rubbing against his jeans, he swears its one of the most erotic things he’s ever witnessed. The thought of you getting off on him, but without his doing anything, arouses him.

“Ah, fuck, it feels good, Jin,” you moan, gripping his shoulders for support.

“Yeah? I want you to get yourself off, baby, nice and good for me, okay?” he encourages, resting his left hand on the small of your back.

You let him kiss you sloppily, not bothering to slow your movements as he lets his tongue slip into your mouth and explore as he pleases. He squeezes your waist when you moan into him, pressing you down further, increasing the friction between your heat and the denim of his jeans.

“Such, a good girl,” Jin whispers, words dance over your kiss-swollen lips. “You gonna come soon, baby? All over my lap?”

He continues the kissing, this time at your ear, your jaw, down your neck. He adores the way you rock into his kisses, like your body’s coming back for more. And he knows he’ll love the aftermath of it all; know he’ll love the way his mouth stains your skin in the morning.

“Fuck—yes, yes.”

Jin presses a single kiss to your collar and mumbles into you, “Good girl.”

He can tell you’re on the verge of an orgasm by the way your body quivers, and your hands claw at his shoulders. He hears you moan, sees you screw your eyes shut, but he won’t have any of that—his hand quickly grabs at your jaw, forcing you to face him. And with a single phrase he gives you both permission and the command that pushes you over the edge.

“Look at me when you come.”

MIN YOONGI
cr.

“Nuh uh,” Yoongi shakes his head through shallow breaths, his words prompting you to stop your movements.

The way you look at him is sinful—neck craned obediently, eyes twinkling through your lashes. It makes him want to kiss you or choke you or something in between. He has to take a couple of breaths before speaking, afraid he could come right there.

“Did I do something wrong?” your breath ghosts over the tip of his cock as you speak, and the genuine innocence behind your words only serves as a reminder to Yoongi about the extremely compromising situation he’s in at the moment.

Because really, who agrees to teach their best friend how to suck dick? A really fucking good friend, was your argument. And Min Yoongi was nothing, if not a good friend.

“Not at all,” he reassures you, hand reaching to you head to slowly tangle itself in your hair, gently guiding your face closer to his dick.

But the more comfortable you got with your hands, the more restless Yoongi became; until a fiery possessiveness bubbled in the pit of his stomach. So, no, Yoongi wasn’t here to teach you how to give head. He was here to teach you how he liked getting head; he was going to fine tune you just enough to wreck you properly when this was all over.

“But you’re being a little too neat for me,” he grins when he sees the shy smile, possibly even a light blush paint over your features. It lights that same fire in his stomach, and Yoongi doesn’t think twice before tugging on your hair, making you look at him directly.

“Be a good girl for me, yeah?” he bites his lip when you nod your head, “Open your mouth. I wanna see how much you can take.”

JUNG HOSEOK
cr.

Having you suddenly straddle his lap and kiss up and down his neck was not something Hoseok envisioned in his Friday afternoon movie-watching plans, but he wasn’t necessarily complaining.

“Hobiiiii,” you whine against his neck, continuing to pepper kisses as he leans to the side to give you more access, “I missed you.”

Hobi chuckles and snakes an arm around your waist, “I can tell, sweetheart.” He finds your pouting cute and goes in to give you a quick peck.

But you’ve barely seen your boyfriend all week; a peck will not suffice. Instead, you use your hands to cup his face, and deepen your kiss, letting your lips mold together. Hobi loves the sounds you make, the little moans that slip between your lips, and he tightens his grip on your waist. He savors the meshed closed-mouth kisses you share, because the moment you let your tongue snake past your lips, he pulls away with a cutest blush on his face.

“I, uh, I’ve never done that,” he admits shyly, scratching the back of his head.

“Never done what?” you question, genuinely perplexed, because the two of you have kissed plenty of times before—and he’s pretty damn good at it, if you do say so yourself.

“Just, made out with someone before, you know?” he shrugs, “Like with tongues and all that.”

“Oh,” you let out, taking note of the tone of his voice, “That’s a shame. Making out on a couch in-front of a movie is, like, the best part of dating someone.”

“Is it now?” Hobi raises an eyebrow, closing the gap between your faces. He loves the way you bite you lip and nod your head in reply and he can’t remember a time in his life when he’s ever wanted to kiss anybody this badly, “Looks like I’m in the right place at the right time, then. I guess you’re gonna have to teach me.”

KIM NAMJOON
cr.

“Baby, are you sure?”

You roll your eyes, because this is about the twentieth time he’s asked this tonight, “Namjoon, of course I’m sure.”

He looks into your eyes deeply, searching for even the slightest twinge of doubt. It’s not that Namjoon hasn’t been thinking about this, dreaming of this—because he one hundred percent has, several times actually, even while you’ve been doing it—but he wants to make you sure that you’re sure about this. About the potential consequences of this.

“Namjoon, for the fucking love of god, if you don’t do this right now I’m going to strangle you.”

A smile washes over his features and he kisses you, deeply, slowly as he enters you the same way, taking time to feel you around him everywhere. “Fuck,” he pulls away, forehead resting on yours as he tries to gain control of his feelings.

It’s better than any fantasy he’s ever cooked up. The feeling of you around him, raw, no rubber condom barrier, is heavenly. You’re so warm and wet and Namjoon swears you fit like a glove around him, like you’re made for him.

“You okay, Joon?” you asked, gently wiping his sweat-stuck hair from his forehead.

He chuckles through half-lidded eyes and kisses you softly, “Yeah. You just feel so fucking good, baby. I could have blown my load right there.”

You laugh and kiss him back, “Well don’t okay, you feel so good too, I want this to last.”

Namjoon smiles lazily, begins to thrust shallowly, slowly, sure to take in every moment of this. And fuck, he doesn’t think he can ever go back from this. You’ve ruined him for you and only you.

“Fuck, I love you so much.”

PARK JIMIN
cr.

“Chim?” you question as your blonde boyfriend pulls away from your lips, and tightly wraps his hand around your wrist, preventing you from further unbuckling his belt. “I, um, sorry, am I going too quickly—”

“No, no, baby, you’re fine, it’s just, I’ve never—nobody’s ever,” he sighs in frustration, using his free hand to push his hair back, “I’ve never gotten head from anyone before.”

A big, red, question mark pops up in your brain and you look at Jimin’s face for a couple of seconds to properly process the information. Of course, it’s completely okay if he’s been waiting or hasn’t want to do this in the past. It’s just not exactly what you expecting from someone who… well, someone who looks like him.

“Do you want me to?” you ask lowly, looking up for an answer.

Jimin blushes, and runs his hand through his hair again, partially out of habit, partially out of nervousness, “I mean, yeah. Only if you want to, though, you totally don’t have—”

You shut him up with a kiss and pull away with a giggle, “You’re too cute, Jiminie. Of course I want to,” you gently shake off his hand and continue to unbuckle his belt.

“Tell me what feels good, okay?” You say, taking his cock out of his underwear and stroking it slowly. Jimin’s breathing immediately slows down and his eyes are trained on you as you lick a stripe from the base to the top.

“That, that—ah, fuck,” he nearly yells when he feels the tip of his dick enter your mouth, “Fuck, that feels good already.”

With no instructions, one of his hands is already threading through your hair. Jimin’s eyes dare not look away as you continue to tease him. When you look up at him while stroking his cock, Jimin doesn’t think he’s ever been this turned on before. That is, until you speak again.

“Then you’re gonna, love this, Jiminie.”

KIM TAEHYUNG
cr.

“You’re joking, right?” you ask, arms crossed, hoping (praying) that Taehyung would burst out laughing and tell you his scheme was just that—a joke, and that he was not at all, in the slightest, serious about this.

“I should be asking you that,” he counters, “It’s fucking ridiculous.”

“It’s ridiculous that I’m a little hesitant on whether or not my best friend was serious about asking me to sit on his face?”

“No, it’s ridiculous that no one’s ever gone down on you before.”

“I’m flattered, Tae, really, but you don’t have to do this. In fact, I won’t let you do this, so why don’t we—”

Tae reaches an arm out to pull you in by the waist, leaving virtually no space between his chest and yours. You roll your eyes at Taehyung’s overdramatic, overplayed gestures and attempt to push him away (keyword: attempt). “Tae, really, can we just—”

“Look,” he cuts you off. When he’s certain he has your undivided attention, he lets the other hand rest on your waist, tilts his head down a bit to look you square in the eye. “I’ll drop it if it makes you uncomfortable. But if you really wanna know what it feels like, I’ll do it to you—for you. Besides, it’s a win-win for the both of us.”

“How so?”

Taehyung licks his lips and lets a hand venture up your spine to cup the back of your head gently. “We both get our fantasies fulfilled,” his grins. “So, you in?”

The image of Taehyung, your Taehyung, fantasizing about you is one too tempting not to explore and entrances you into nodding your head.

“Good,” Tae hums, a gleam in his eyes, “Now, like I said before: get your ass on my face.”

JEON JUNGKOOK
cr.

“Please, noona,” Jungkook begs, doe-eyed and far too innocent for the favor he’s begging of you.

“Jungkook, I don’t think you understand what you’re asking me to—”

“Yes I do!” he interjects, but shies away immediately afterwards. The faint blush on his cheeks paints the apology he dares not say aloud. “I trust you.”

You look at him and sigh, mulling over the pros and cons of his proposal. God, he’s cute, you think, taking a good look at him. You watch his eyes dart back and forth between you and floor and smile softly. Yeah, he’s really fucking cute.

“Okay—”

Jungkook doesn’t give you time to say anything else before he’s hugging you tightly and chanting thank yous into your ear.

“You’re the best, noona,” Jungkook gleams, finally pulling away and looking down at you in close proximity.

“Alright, Jungkooke,” you say, lifting you right hand to reach the nape of his neck and raking your hands through his hair. His eyes twinkle slightly at your actions, and you smirk, “Rule number one of eating pussy is that you do everything I say, got it?”

Jungkook nods obediently and licks his lips in nervous anticipation. “Got it.”

“Yeah?” you smile, tugging on his hair harder, “You’re gonna be a good boy for me, right Kook?”

Just as you presumed, the praise goes straight to his head; his eyes are something darker and you’d be a damned liar to say the way Jungkook nods and quietly says “yes, noona,” doesn’t affect you.

Something about having this usually arrogant, out-spoken, nearly six-foot tall boy at your command is powerful, sensual. Jungkook is usually one to figure things out himself, master them quietly then show everyone what he’s made of. But he came to you, asking for your help. Tonight he’s under your control. 

“I’m going to have so much fun with you.”

lazy days in w the boys would include:

tom:

  • he’s really cuddly, like you can just tell
  • he’d want to hold you all day, he’d complain when you got up to do anything
  • “no,” he’d whine, trying to grab onto you and pull you back onto him, “don’t leave me” he’d pout.
  • you’d give into him but if you had to pee he’d have to suffer being lonely for a lil bit
  • you’d wear pajamas all day 
  • you’d lay on top of him, your hands in his hair, or holding either side of his face, his arms around your waist, grabbing your ass
  • lazy makeout sessions
  • or he’d lay in between your legs, his head on your chest, while you played with his hair
  • sometimes it’d be a problem tho if he was horny
  • you’d be pulling on his hair every once in a while, a littler harder each time
  • he’d ask you stop, you’d ask why and he wouldn’t answer so you continued, then soon enough he’d let out a soft moan, you’d be distracted so you wouldn’t notice
  • you’d still be pulling on his hair so he lifts his head and holds your hand so you stop, you finally look up at him, confused until you see the look of lust and need in his eyes
  • if you’re too lazy then you just makeout and grind on each other lol
  • if not then slow and passionate you k n o w
  • you’d stay in and watch movies, do live streams, makeout some more
  • you just enjoy each others company :)
  • you would fall asleep in each other’s arms

Originally posted by peter-and-mj

harrison:

  • you’d chill on the couch
  • make pANcAkes together
  • watch tv
  • harrison would get handsy tho and he’d probably end up fingering u tho while you lay underneath him
  • i feel like he’d wanna hook up a lot
  • he’d spoon you and trace random figures on your exposed waist/stomach
  • if you’re ticklish, he’d do it on purpose just to see you laugh
  • tickle fights
  • while his hand was on your waist it’d slip a little lower.. making you turn slightly, “harrison …”
  • he’d just shush you and whisper to “relax and watch the movie, darling.”
  • he’d be a tease tbh
  • tom would call in the middle of all that and instead of declining he fuckin answers and you’re like ??
  • and he tells you to be quiet or else he’ll stop and you’ll get caught
  • so that happens and he has like a full conversation w tom
  • but he’d cuddle you after and praise you for being so good

Originally posted by harrison-osterfield-appreciation

harry:

~ well harry is a photographer so you would have small photoshoots

~ either in lingerie, naked or in normal clothes when he just wanted to capture your natural beauty when you’re being yourself

~ you’d both be on the couch, your legs on his lap, while you watch something you’ve watched a million times before

~ you’d listen to music together, you’d help him edit his photos, suggest things

~ you’d have long deep chats about anything and everything

~ you’d order takeout

~ and probably take a shower together after you ate

Originally posted by trasholland


sam:

+ you’d sit on him for the majority of the day tbh

+ if not he’d have to be touching/holding you in some way cause he loved it so much

+ you’d listen to music, sing together, he’d play the piano for you as you held him from behind and kissed him, distracting him

+ “love, i won’t be able to get through the song if you keep doing that”

+ “do you want me to stop?”

+ “you know i don’t”

+ you’d makeout btw … on the piano jkjkjk maybe not

+ asdfghjkl

+ you’d cook together

+ you’d lay on top of him on the couch, tracing every curve on his face, he’d just be staring at you, wondering how he got so lucky

+ you’d talk for a long time

+ he always wants to know how your day was and you the same for him

+ a day in w sam would be so cute and cozy

+ you’d wear his sweaters or his shirts, he’d love it so m u c h

+ you’d have a lot of lazy days in

Originally posted by tomandharrisongifs