but his hair was perfect

Hello cuties!

I got a lot of messages from you guys asking me who the father of my baby is.  

The guy I met is nearly as handsome as my dad with his full beard, his broad shoulders, his dark hair all over his body, his big calloused hands, his perfect beer tummy and his fat uncut cock.

I met him trough my uncle. We talked a lot trough kik and then he asked if I was interested in a date with him. 

We went out and he was a perfect gentleman until it was time to say goodbye. He gave me one of the dirtiest kisses I ever got and had me wet and begging for more by the time he had pushed me against the wall with his big body. 

I let him fuck me on the first date and I don’t regret it. He loves it when I call him daddy and he has fun teasing my tits when we are outside so that everyone can see my erect nipples.

Galra Keith Head Cannons

Since galra and human genes kinda don’t mix, Keith’s height suffered. He’s super short for a galra and super short for his ridiculously tall human side of his family.

At 12 he reached his full height and hasn’t grown since (it really sucked)

Since humans don’t have much hair on any part of their body expect for their head and galrans rely on their thick fur, Keith somehow ended up completely hairless

His eyebrows are basically non existent so he draws them on to get the perfect eyebrows

Nobody except Shiro knows this

Even though everywhere else Keith’s hairless, his actual hair on his head is super super thick like damn. It gets very hot and it grows very fast (it’s basically torture)

On the plus side it’s really soft (kinda like cat fur???)

If you look at the right angle in the perfect light, his hair has a purple sheen to it

This also applies to his eyes (which have flecks of gold in them)

He has super good night vision

His eyes do that cat glow-in-the-dark thing and it scares the hell out of everybody

Keith can hear really good. you can be two rooms away and if he hears you mention him he’ll just running

Okay it’s not weird for people to be able to wiggle their ears a bit but Keith can do it really good??? Definitely not a human trait

He has big ears???and they’re pointed slightly

Very very sharp teeth. He’ll chew on his lip slightly and start bleeding a lot

His nails are super strong, grow fast and grow to a point. It kinda hurts to cut them, especially if he cuts them too short, but he deals with it

Galra are based off of felines almost and so their muscle mass in mostly in their legs while humans are a climbing species and have more muscle mass in their arms than galra do. So Keith has an advantage over both galra and humans because of this

Jumps very high and is able to climb

Because galra are almost feline like he is able to stretch and bend like crazy

More muscle mass in legs = thick thighs and defined af calves

This boi has big feet to balance out his weight

Galra have both reproductive organs so Keith has both
All galra are inherently pack animals more so than humans and are protective in nature

Read as: Keith is very aggressive to those who oppose his “pack” (the voltron team)

But because of humans nature of being critical and doing what is best for the team, Keith is torn between his galra instincts and human critical thinking

He ends up trying to do what’s right for the team but only if it protects those who he cares about most

If not well, there goes his impulse

Makes inhuman noises at times

Team Voltron: is sitting around, enjoying each other’s company
Keith, out of fucking nowhere for no apparent reason: azdefknlrtgjw;
The rest of the team: what. the. FUCK.

Galra have developed their space travel tech centuries before humans so they evolved with natural instincts for that (it explains reasons why Keith has so much instinct for flying)

Keith always looked to the stars because when his mom left, his dad always said whenever he wanted to find her, he just had to look up, right past Jupiter

(When his dad left to find his mom, his hobby for star gazing became an obsession)

Now that he’s up with the stars, he doesn’t know where to look anymore

I always love the idea of Carlos doing normal shit and Cecil freaking out.

“Carlos what is that”
“It’s a pen”
“CARLOS THATS ILLEGAL”
“What am I meant to make notes with then Ceec?”

“Hey Ceec, want a sandwich?”
“W h a t”
“I’m making sandwiches. Or I can do pasta if you want?”
“CARLOS THOSE ARE WHEAT OR WHEAT BY-PRODUCTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING??”

“Happy Valentine’s Day Ceec!”
“CARLOS ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED???”

thehouseofthebrave  asked:

My favorite thing about the gif with hair floof in the wind is how content Shiro is in wind that is gusting hard enough to blow another person away and to force Lance to brace himself behind Hunk. That kind of wind /hurts/ and Shiro is just so happy and content.

Fellow friends of tumblr, here it is: definitive proof that Shiro embodies the qualities of the Guardian of Air and Sky.

Originally posted by robotsandramblings