but hey we work with what we have right

A list of random dumb AUs
  • “We were all given assigned seats on our bus because shit went down too many times and now you’re my seat buddy and I don’t want the rest of the year to be awkward”
  • “I always see you in the mall I work at and you always look upset so I made you some cookies now cheer up, Mr. Grumpypants”
  • “Hey we kissed once in kindergarten but I haven’t seen you since and I couldn’t remember why you were so familiar”
  • “It’s 3am and you’re the only person in McDonald’s right now and why do I have to work the night shift”
  • “My friend is out of town and I’m supposed to be taking care of his pet fish but it died and you work at the pet store help me find one that looks the same so he won’t notice" 
  • "We’re sitting in a food court and I can see you staring at me so what’s your fucking deal- wait are you drawing me?”
  • “We’re always both in the apartments’ fitness center at 3 am”
  • “I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you”
  • “You’ve walked past the bakery I work at and stared longingly at one of the pies at least 4 times today I’ll buy it for you if you just stop”
  • “I’m not actually the person you were set up on a blind date with but I was eating alone and you asked if I was someone else and wow you’re cute so of course I said yes and now you think my name is something it isn't”
  • “My destination was actually a few blocks back but you are the most interesting uber driver I’ve had so I changed it to spend more time with you but I seriously do need to be somewhere else so can you turn around”
  • “You parked in the parking space I always use so I wrote a note and put it on your car and you put one on mine the next day and now we have been writing notes for over a week just tell me your phone number to make this easier”
  • “People used to tell us we should date and now we graduate in like two weeks and I am starting to agree with them so can I have your number before I never see you again”
  • “We both came here to buy the same movie but there is only one dvd left let’s split the cost and watch it together I have popcorn at home”
  • “I took advice from my friend and pretended to trip in front of you to get your attention except I fell harder than I thought and now my arm is broken can you drive me to the doctor please”
  • “We are both too short to see well at this concert so how about we alternate sitting on each other’s shoulders, we can switch every song or something”
  • “My friend bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn’t walk up to a random underclassman and ask them to senior prom and I’m about to be 20 dollars richer and, no, that doesn’t invalidate the question, you’re actually really cute”
  • “Somehow every time I have a dentist appointment you do too and you always sit next to me in the waiting room and ask me ‘what are you in for’ as if we are in prison and this has been happening for almost two years who are you”
  • “I play the guitar on a street corner sometimes for some extra cash and you usually give me a dollar or two but today you brought a violin and joined in? And we made almost three times what I usually do holy shit you’re talented”
  • “I’ve worked at this dollar store for 3 years and you are the first person I’ve ever had to kick out, what are you, fourteen?”
Klance Headcanons

As promised to Anon :)

  • I LIVE for Keith trying to make a move and Lance just Not Getting It 
    • “Lance, what would you do if you had a serious crush on someone?” “Well, I think I’d just be straight up about it. Just say, ‘hey, I have a crush on you. Do you think we could make this work?’” “Hey, I have a crush on you. Do you think we can make this work?” *slapping Keith on the back* “Yeah, exactly like that! So who do you have a crush on, dude?” “I can’t with you right now”
  • Trying to be Lowkey about them dating and failing miserably
    • “Lance, do you know why Keith upset?” “Why would you ask me? It’s not like he’s my boyfriend or anything! We’re not even friends! He’s my rival! He’s-” “I asked you because we’re going around the table and asking everyone if they know why Keith is upset.” “Oh.”
    • *Keith and Lance emerge from Lance’s room, hair and clothes mussed* “What were you two-” “WE WERE BAKING BROWNIES” “…..in Lance’s bedroom” “…….yes”
  • One day they’re doing their whole “we hate each other no really we do” routine and Pidge is Done and just goes “we saw you two kissing. You’re really gay. We get it. We don’t give a shit, but you should know, just for the record, that you aren’t slick and frankly I had bet that you two would make out about a week earlier than you did, so now I owe Hunk twenty bucks and I’m upset about it”
  • Horrible flirting during battle
    • “Keith, use out your sword!” “Oh I’d let Keith use his sword on me any day” *collective groaning and gagging*
  • Teaching each other little bits and phrases in their native language, and them repeating it back to each other over and over again until Lance can say “I love you” perfectly in Korean and Keith can say it perfectly in Spanish
  • WEARING EACH OTHERS CLOTHING HAPPENS OFTEN AND I THANK THE LORD EVERY DAY
  • “Pidge, let me tell you a thing or two about relationships” “Lance you have been dating Keith for about two weeks and he has threatened to dump you twelve times so literally shut the fuck up”
  • The entire team acts like they hate how lovey dovey they are, but really Hunk and Coran help Keith make cakes for Lance on anniversaries and Allura and Pidge always offer to help Lance make Keith little gifts and Shiro is a full time couples counselor and would do anything to keep the lovebirds relationship thriving
  • Fighting over stupid ass things
    • “You asked me if I was team Instinct, Keith. Instinct.” “So?” “So? So??? CLEARLY I am team VALOR jesus christ I can’t even look at you right now”
  • Lance endlessly comparing them to couples in pop culture
    • “He’s the Jay Z to my Beyonce, the Juliet O’Hara to my Shawn Spencer, the Aang to my Katara, the Miranda Lambert to my Blake Shelton-” “Wait, didn’t they get a divorce?” “Pidge I swear to fucking god”
  • Lance loves making Keith blush. Loves. It. Will do it as much as possible. It is his main source of joy in life.
  • “My type is a man who could kick my ass” -Lance probably

Alright this is getting long so I’m gonna end it here! I hope this is what you were looking for, Anon!

  • what they say: hey! so sorry to bother you, i just wanted to say that we'll be closing in 10 minutes, but please don't feel rushed! thank you SO much for stopping in today. we always appreciate wonderful customers like you. have a marvelous rest of your night :)
  • what they mean: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING STORE RIGHT NOW. I'M DONE. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS AND I'M FED UP WITH YOUR SHIT. DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT.
  • Gray: (holds Natsu’s left wrist) Stop, Natsu! Even if we fight, we should have a plan…or we can do Unison Raid, right?
  • Natsu: Your hand is shaking.
  • Gray: Well…after what we just saw…
  • Natsu: If you’ve lost your nerve, Unison Raid won’t work. Well, we’ll manage somehow!
  • Gray: (speechless)
  • Natsu: Hey, don’t say anything more, please. It’d just mess me up. We won’t lose. We’ll never lose!
Sheith: Interruptions

Shiro and Keith just want to have some alone but everybody on the team keeps interrupting them.

Lance

Shiro: Keith do you realize that we are alone right now

Keith:yes do you know what that means 😏

(Keith and Shiro start making out and Keith straddles onto Shiro and almost removes his shirt until Lance comes into the room)

Lance: Hey guys allura wants to…oh god what the hell is going on?

Keith: DAMN IT LANCE YOU RUINED THE MOMENT😡

Hunk

Shiro: Keith have you seen the others anywhere?

Keith: Pidge is working on something on her computer,Lance went somewhere doing who knows what, and I don’t where Hunk is?

Shiro: So then we are alone right now?

Keith:Looks that way how about we do something about it.

(Shiro gets the hint and walks over to Keith’s bed and start removing each other’s clothes until Hunk walks in)

Hunk: Hey guys just want to let you know dinner is almost read-OH MY GOD
(Hunk suddenly runs out of the room)

Keith:SON OF A BITCH!

Pidge

Shiro: Come on Keith everybody is sleeping,nobody is going to walk in here and no one is going to disturb us.

Keith: I am just making sure, I swear to god if one more person comes walking in here and ruins our night I am going to loose my shit.

Shiro: Calm down I know we both want to have our own time together,especially me…and I am sure no one will interrupt us tonight.

(Keith breathes to calms himself down and walks over to the bed and gives him a seduction look in his eyes)

Keith: Okay, now come over and show me what you got Mr. Champion.

(Shiro and Keith start having sex and things are going great or so they thought they did)

Keith:Oh Shiro don’t stop, please don’t stop

Shiro: Oh my god Keith I love you so much right now!

(Then out of nowhere the door opens and Shiro turns around and starts to covering himself and Keith with the blanket and sees Pidge and stairs at the horror she has in her eyes.)

Pidge: OH MY GOD MY POOR VIRGIN EYES I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!

(Pidge then runs away screaming down the hallway, meanwhile Keith has a look in his eyes like he’s going to murder someone)

Keith: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN I JUST HAVE ONE DAY TO HAVE SOME ALONE TIME AND HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND WITHOUT ANY INTERRUPTIONS IS THAT ALL I ASK FOR!

The next day everybody has learned their lesson to never interrupt Keith and Shiro ever again and have never been more scared of Keith in their entire life.

The end

All of us were at a cabin for Smosh Winter Games! Wes and I have been married for a year now and we want to add onto our family. We’ve tried several times and nothing has worked. That was until one day. I woke up feeling super sick. I threw up my guts and I was just tired. I went to bed early last night as well. This is weird. My stomach is also very sensitive right now. Sarah pulled me to the side and talked to me. “Hey, I think you should get a pregnancy test.” “What why?” “Why do you think?! You’re having all the symptoms of a pregnancy!” I think for a minute and I gasp. “Oh my god. I am.” She smiles and nods. “Okay, I’m going to get you a pregnancy test and if it’s positive, you’re going to the doctor!” I squeal happily and she goes to get me the test. “Oh. My. God. It’s positive! Sarah!” I yell. “What? Is it positive?!” She says as she rushes into the bathroom. I nod as my eyes fill with tears. She squeals and calls a doctor. “They squeezed you in. You’re going to get an ultrasound!” I cry tears of joy. This is actually happening. I’m having Wes’s baby. On the way home from the doctor, I think of a cute way to tell everyone including Wes. “Sarah, stop at a bakery.” “Why? Cravings?” “No. I thought of a cute way to tell everyone.” She smiled widely and stops. I get 2 dozen donuts and I tape the ultrasound picture to it and write the words, “Eat up everyone. My mommy can’t be the only one with a belly!” Sarah laughs. “That’s great!” We walk in and gather everyone into the living area. “Okay guys! Sit!” Everyone does and I smile. “Alright. Read.” I open the box and all the girls squeal and the boys mouths drop. Wes stands up, crying. “No way. Are you serious?” I set the box down and nod. He smiled and scoops me into a huge hug. He laughs and kisses me passionately. Everyone claps and some are crying as well. Wes places his large hands on my stomach and he whispers, “Hey, baby. It’s me. Your daddy. I’m going to try to be the best daddy okay? I promise.”

Originally posted by notsogrumpy-curls

anonymous asked:

hey, i just saw your norbury post and i will definitely tune in tomorrow. my question though is, don't you find it a bit sad that we have to beg and shout to get what is right and what we deserve? i just don't see why it is us that have to do this whole work, to play a game that most ppl didn't want, solely to get something that is ultimately canon&always has been, especially after everyone turned their backs on us. i truly Believe i am just a bit bitter with having to play along. any thoughts?

we will play their game, but we’ll do it on our terms. perhaps they can’t announce sherlock as being cancelled until they get our uproar

What's been up

Hey everyone, checking in to update you on what’s been new. Thanks for everyone who was patient in getting their records and everyone who supported us. We are officially on hiatus, who knows what we’ll do in the future but right now we’re all working on our new projects.

Maryjane has been doing CC Dust parallel to vexx for a while. It’s amazing. She and I (Ian) play in a band called gen pop that just released a demo and have a 7" coming out on Upset the Rhythm this year.

Mike our guitarist has been playing guitar in Rik and the Pigs and bass in soft cheek over the past year or so, check out the new Soft Cheek 7" put on Lumpy Records and the Rik and the Pigs records out on lumpy and total punk records.

Corey and I are working on a new band and she is currently working on a solo electronic project that is fire if u ask me, keep an eye out for it.

I also finished the vexx 2015 tour blog and am releasing it as a photo/ illustrated zine this summer.

Well that’s all folks, I’ll be posting links of our new/newish projects I’ve mentioned above to cut down on any more clicking and typing. It’s been good. We love you, vexx ala mode.

anonymous asked:

hello i requested a vampire prompt and was not was not answered i was rly looking forward to seeing my vision come to life,,i would appreciate it if you made this story,,i would be the highlight of my life!! thank you xD ❤️ p.s i still love your work!! keep doing what you do!

Lol hey bloodthirsty anon!

Pocket-ARMY writers are going through a bit of a tough time right now with school/work/writer’s block and we haven’t been able to do any of the requests that have come in recently :(( so unfortunately, it may be a little while before your scenario comes out, but pls keep checking back when you can! We’ll tag your scenario with “bloodthirsty anon” to make it easier for you to search for whenever you drop by to visit :)

♡Admin K

Double or Nothin: Day 5!!! TGIM!!!

Hey TGIM right? Yep Monday is just another day for us to do what we do. I hope everyone had a great Easter and rest day! We are jumping right back in, and it’s getting more challenging, but we got this!!! So let’s handle it! 

Tag #JeanteFit and help me spread the word peeps. I appreciate it mucho. Motivate yourself to give a little more! Hit me up and let me know how you’re doing, or if you have any questions.

Warm Up: 20 high knees, 20 jumping jacks 20 high knees

20 crunches with alternating twist at the top (essentially 10 each side)

12 squat jumps

20 side plank dips (10 each side)

12 moving planks (plank position and move shoulders forward over hands and back)

30 sec wall sit

8 push ups

12 burpees

****************Grab some water. Mentally prepare. It’s double time*************

40 crunches with alternating twist at the top (essentially 20 each side)

24 squat jumps

40 side plank dips (20 each side)

24 moving planks (plank position and move shoulders forward over hands and back)

1 min wall sit

16 push ups

24 burpees (YOU CAN DO IT… you know who you are.. LOL)

****BANG FOR YOUR BUCK REP…. (MOTIVATE YOURSELF TOREPEAT ONE EXERCISE FROM THE SECOND SET TO ACTUALLY COMPLETE THE DAY* I know you can do it. Motivate YOURSELF to get it DONE!!

Stretch/ Cool down of your choice.

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Hey guys, Elzee (Character artist) here xD 

Our tumblr looks painfully empty, so I thought I’ll post a couple of pre-production pieces that I’d done previously. Here are 2 quick coloured preliminary design sketches of Charming, our Main Character. Which do you prefer?

I’m working on the character designs for all the sprites right now, and really hope I won’t disappoint. The interest that we’ve had on our LSF thread so far has been very encouraging! All of us are really excited and can’t wait to show you what we have in store. Just to highlight, the final Charming sprite will look different from the 2 sketches above. 

Keep on posted for more updates, WIPs and itty bitty stuff!

Undertale Characters Described Through Quotes

Undyne: “ This isn’t just about monsters anymore, is it…? If you get past me you’ll… you’ll destroy them all, wont you? Monsters… Humans… Everyone… Everyone’s hopes. Everyone’s dreams. Vanquished in an instant.  But I WON’T let you do that! Right now everyone in the world. I can feel their hearts beating as one, and we all have ONE goal! To DEFEAT you! Human… no WHATEVER you are! For the sake of the whole world… I, UNDYNE, WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!“

Flowey: “In this world its kill or BE killed”

Papyrus: “I have no idea what to do with my life. But, that’s okay! Because I’m still working hard! Even if it’s on nothing at all!

Sans: “so, uh, hey… if we’re not giving up down here… don’t give up wherever you are, ok?”

Asriel: “Be careful in the outside world, OK? Despite what everyone thinks, it’s not nice as it is here. There are a lot of Floweys out there. And not everything can be resolved by just being nice. Frisk… Don’t kill,  and don’t be killed, alright? That’s the best you can strive for. Well, see you.”

Napstablook: “after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage…”

Mettaton: “A… arms?Wh… who needs arms with legs like these?”

Toriel: “Do not be afraid, my child… No mater what happens… We will always be there to protect to you!”

Asgore: “Truthfully.. I do not want power. I do not want to hurt anyone. I just wanted everyone to have hope… But… I cannot take this any longer. I just want to see my wife. I just want to see my child.”

Alphys: "B-fefore I met you I d-didn’t really… I didn’t really like myself very much. For a long time, I f-felt like a total screw-up. L-like I couldn’t do a-anything w-without… W-without ending up letting everyone down.”

Frisk: “…”

A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table
  • MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
  • DAD: O.K.
  • GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
  • DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
  • UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
  • DAD: We all are.
  • MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
  • DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
  • MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
  • FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
  • DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
  • MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
  • DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
  • MOM: Now everything is fine.
  • DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
  • MOM: There was a big sex.
  • FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
  • (Everybody laughs.)
  • MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
  • GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
  • ALL: Yes.
  • GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'm the girl who sent in complaints about manipulative guys/guy she might have liked. You were right!!!! I talked to him about what he was doing and we hardly talk anymore!!! I feel so free and happy! As for the amazing guy I'm still not sure if I like him but we have a potential date this week!! So here goes!!

i’m glad you confronted him and everything worked out!! and good luck on your potencial date!!

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Hey, Justin Theroux, it’s a good thing we like you so much, because otherwise we’d be shipping a what-could-have-been romance between Jennifer Aniston and Jake Gyllenhaal so hard right now.

It turns out that Jake had a major crush on his former co-star, and it wasn’t just for superficial reasons, either. In an interview with People’s Jess Cagle, the 35-year-old actor seemed almost a little flustered when talking about working with Jen on 2002’s The Good Girl.

“She’s a rough one, you know, not likable. So hard to compliment,” he joked. “I will say, I had a crush on her for years. And working with her was not easy…I was–um, yeah. That’s all I’m going to say. It was lovely. It wasn’t hard, that’s what I would say.” x

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Hey kids! As of May 27, I’m open for commissions. That’s right, I’m ready to draw for you!

A single character piece starts at $25.
Get it in color for $10 more!
Gotta have more characters? $15 per additional character!
Need a background? Hit me with your ideas and we’ll work out something fair!

Questions? Already know what you want? Hit up my askbox or email me at mykenbomb [at] gmail dot com, and we can start this thing! I accept Paypal.

*Prices are estimates in USD and subject to vary based on specific requests. Before confirming your order, a full & accurate quote will be provided for your approval.

ETA June 14 – I’m still accepting commissions, but new clients will be waitlisted til July. Thanks for all the interest!

Hey guys, my friend got into a car accident this morning while on his way to work and hasn’t woken up since. The doctors have been working on him since then and so far all we know is that he has damaged his spine and has severe brain swelling. From what we’re being told things don’t really look too good but we’re keeping faith and standing by his mom during these trying times.

Currently we are trying to cover the rest of the medical bills that are steadily piling up for them, as of right now we’ve covered a major portion and need about $200 and change. If you can spare a few dollars or maybe even a prayer, his family and friends would greatly appreciate it.

We set up his mom with a google wallet account, her email is elleblack13@gmail.com

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*** if you can reblog this post as well I would greatly appreciate it.
reblog changes

Hey everyone. In case you haven’t seen yet, today Tumblr announced major changes to how reblogging will look and work.

This is obviously a very fundamental change, and although details are obviously very scarce right now, its almost guaranteed that Editable Reblogs in its current form will stop working. Most likely, Tumblr will have changed their code enough to make editing reblogs impossible to do.

And while we can’t say anything for certain before we see what the new code is going to look like, we’ll probably be able to make an extension that hides old reblogs in long chains on your dashboard, and it’s less likely but still possible that we’ll be able to make an extension that restores an old “look” to reblogs.

Unfortunately, unlike Editable Reblogs, neither of these (possible) extensions will be able to change anything for people viewing your blog that don’t have XKit installed. In the worst case scenario, that’s all we’ll be able to do. However we’ll definitely investigate every avenue possible in trying to help you curate your own blog content—something Tumblr seems to have forgotten in their push to “modernize” how reblogs work.

Anonymous said: Hey Steve and Tony, are you guys proud to be each others husbands? I mean, you kind of belong to your other partner now officially-how does it feel? :)

“It feels right. I love seeing the wedding ring on Tony’s finger.”

“I just realized something..”

“What?”

“Now, seeing that we are married, I don’t have to take care of myself anymore, because no matter what, you’re stuck with me!!”

“It doesn’t work like that, Tony. And I will take care of you now, I want you to be with me the longest possible time.”

“Yhm, good luck with that. For now, we have some leftover wedding cake and I’m not sharing!”

“HEY! Give me a piece, this cake is as much yours as mine!”

“Sorry, I only promised to love and protect and be faithful to you, I never promised to share food with you. Get your own cake.”

The zodiacs at Coachella
  • Aries: *screams at the drummer: GIVE ME YOUR GENITALS!!?/?*
  • Taurus: *waits for the concert to be over because they're horrified by everyone's dancing* omg guys please stop do they not know how to fucking dance jesus help these poor souls
  • Gemini: *bargained with the ticket dealer so they could get tix for free* (psst, it didnt work, imagine someone horribly flirting) hey u have really nice hair, hahahhaha, can we get free tix- no gtfo
  • Cancer: *dances like a white dad to rap* this is what all those kids are into now, right? i love these funky fresh beats, man! JUST HOLD ON WE'RE GOING- on my mixtape!!
  • Leo: *charges through the crowd to get better spots* MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
  • Virgo: *judges everyone's outfits silently*
  • Libra: *bitches at gemini bc it wouldn't be fair if they DID get tix for free*
  • Scorpio: *got taken by security because they climbed on stage and humped all the band members*
  • Sagittarious: *all tix are sold out* Its okay guys! we can still go, I know we can... *starts sobbing* FUCK OPTIMISM I CANT
  • Capricorn: *everyone falls to the ground at their presence bc they know capricorn is gonna slam everyone down to get to the front row*
  • Aquarius: *holds up a sign that says ALIENS ARE REAL. WAKE UP AMERICA.*
  • Pisces: UgHhhGHH SHOULD WE GO TO DRAKE'S OR ARCTIC MONKEYS??? FUCK I DONT KNOW PLEASE GOD