but hey it was at 5 am

anonymous asked:

Okay regarding your last post, I don't know if you do Recs but I'm super into rarepairs (usually m/m or f/f but open to anything) and I wanted to know your too 5 'holy grail' fics for rare pairs, and maybe your too 5 for drarry? I need new pairings in my life but I also don't want to stray too far from my sweet baby sons which is why I'm asking about them too.

Hey anon :) I’m happy to take recs, absolutely (mostly because I’m not a reccer, and so don’t get flooded with them… if I suddenly get flooded with rec requests, this will likely change, just so everyone knows)

And I am MORE than happy to share the rare pair love. Just bear in mind this comes with a huge disclaimer: except for the two FF recs, I read these a few years ago. I don’t know what I think of them now, but they’re the rare pairs I saved to my computer because I enjoyed them that much. Hopefully that means you will too, and it wasn’t a case of “please god I’ll take anything”.

But I know that I did save these so I’m hoping they’re good. Sadly, FF is much harder to find holy grail fics for, for me… I don’t know if I’m looking in the wrong places? I’d love recs as well for FF. (This is largely why I write FF for my original work, tbh.)

Holy grail rare pairs:


Ron/Harry: The Darkest Recesses of your Heart by kerryblaze

Harry disappears suddenly. Ron finds him hiding out in a small American town with a new set of friends and a new life and no memory of his old one.

(I remember it being really sweet, tons and I mean TONS of pining, and pretty sexy in places, and a happy ending)

Ron/Draco: Seachange by girlcalledjane

sea change (n):  a marked transformation.

(Malfoy shows up at Grimmauld Place, or something, and I remember it being a sexy/smutty fic with an amaaazingly convincing attraction)

Harry/George: May Contain Nuts by scoradh

After Voldemort is defeated, the script for Harry’s life comes to an end. Unsure of what to do with his life, he does nothing. Only one person is on hand to show Harry that a hero is not the sum of his vanquished enemies, but he’s got problems of his own.

(I remember it being about Harry discovering his sexuality? I think? And pining? Bit of angst and humor?)

Pansy/Hermione (two fics):

Stacked

Pansy. Hermione. Bookstore horniness.

and Pave Me The Way To You

Hermione’s away on business, but she leaves Pansy a gift.

both by @lqtraintracks

(Both of these are sexy and smutty, full of love too)

Five Drarry (these are just the ones I read recently and adored. I don’t know that I could ever pick a top five?):

Touch by @bixgirl1

When Harry is referred to a professional cuddler for the soothing power of touch, he’s dubious — even more so when the Cuddler who shows up turns out to be Malfoy. But in the years since the war, Malfoy’s changed, and over the next several days Harry is confronted by how much he still doesn’t know about this new version of his old enemy — and by how much he wants to learn.

(A super sweet and intense exploration of trauma and growth and attraction. So cathartic and wonderful.)

Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop

Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right?

(Okay this would probably be a top five. The Slytherins are amazing in this fic. Sorry, I chopped the summary bc it was so long.)

Headlights in the Snow by Saras_girl

What’s big and purple and smells like tea? Harry is about to find out.

(It’s Saras_girl. Come on. Just what you want in a Christmas fic–light and loving.)

Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers

An anonymous benefactor makes a generous donation to Harry Potter’s School for Squibs in exchange for a weekly letter from the Boy Who Lived.

What begins as a chore soon becomes the only outlet Harry has to talk about the war, love, life, hope, redemption, his renewed obsession with a certain blonde nemesis and how he really, honestly, believes that this will be the year Puddlemere United reclaim the Quidditch League Cup.

(THIS FIC. It doesn’t even feel like it’s written completely in letters, the descriptions and overlay of each letter is just so perfect and so deftly done. I loved every second and laughed so hard. It also has a great Luna/Ginny, so this is a holy grail rare pair too.)

The Mispronunciations of Draco Malfoy by @callingdrarry

‘Muggle AU where Harry is a barista and bartender and keeps running into his most stuck-up customer’ aka ‘All the times Harry managed to mispronounce Draco and the one time he got it right.’

(COFFEE SHOP AU! This was so sweet and hilarious <3 Exactly what you want in a coffee shop AU.)


Let me know if the links don’t work :) Enjoy!

@combeferre replied to your post “@ratheralark replied to your post: it’s 5:21 AM…”

unless they’re circling around yeah

BAHAHAHA
“Hey Courfeyrac , where are you going?”
“IDK my dude, we’re gonna put a barricade somewhere but we just passed that bakery for the third time” 
“…uh why not here”
“OKAY ACES EXCELLENT PLAN, NEW PLAN EVERYONE”

mihimortem  asked:

hey i am 5’1 and 50 kg, i want to get to 40 for christmas but my family is aware of my disordered eating (they won’t acknowledge it’s a disorder). do you think i can make it?

It all depends on your metabolism and your genes as well as your height and weight. I can’t predict how much weight you will lose, sorry! I’m very sorry that your parents wont recognize this as a serious issue and I hope that you can get help in the future. Stay safe ❤️

My favorite moment with my D&D group so far

They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, “Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?” 

Demon’s like: “Alright.” 

Five seconds later the Fighter says “Alright our deal is complete” 

???

“What do you mean our deal is complete?” said the Demon

“Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?”

The Demon is in shock, and so am I, the DM. This fighter just out-tricked a freakin’ demon deal by telling the demon to cool his heels for a moment I couldn’t believe it.

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
  • Sienna: Huh...wha? Where am I?
  • *She looks around and see's a few people sitting at a table.*
  • Summer: Welcome to the afterlife, dear. Would you like some tea?
  • Pyrrha: Hello!
  • Penny: Salutations!
  • Amber: Hey.
  • Sienna: What? Wait....I-I'm dead?
  • Summer: The sign outside the big gates said 'Heaven' not 'Haven' so, yes, you are in fact deceased.
  • *Sienna slowly moves to sit down but stops when she sees half an arm already in the chair.*
  • Summer: Ah, sorry, that's my step daughters, I'll take that.
  • Sienna: I'm going to need something stronger than tea.
Mother’s Day

pairing: luke x reader

word count: 1,176

happy mother’s day all you people !! here’s a cute fluffy imagine about daddy!luke because idk i just really thought this was realistic and dorky and cute and idk im smol leave me alone


The shrill voice was heard throughout the apartment, and thankfully Y/N didn’t wake up from it; Luke did. He blinked his eyes a few times, rubbing the sleep out of them as he realized that his child crying.

He sat up in bed, causing Y/N to start to stir, but he hushed her. “Sleep, love. I’ll get him.”

Y/N rolled onto her other side, pulling the covers closer to her to keep her warm, and Luke sighed in relief. He knew how hard she worked, raising their baby while he was at work, so he felt obligated to let her sleep in for once.

Finding his way to his son’s room, Luke saw the crying baby lying in his crib, his toes clenched just as tightly as his fists as he continued to cry. He glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, groaning that it was no later than 7 in the morning. “It’s okay, little man.” He said, gingerly taking his child up in his arms and cradling his head, trying to calm him some.

His son continued to cry. “Da-Da!”

“What’s up, Coop? You need a changing?” Nothing. Luke sighed, walking over to the changing table and lying Cooper down.

Once he was done changing Cooper, he still continued to cry, making incoherent noises as if trying to tell him something. Luke ran a hand through his hair, looking around the room for some type of answer. “Are you hungry? Mommy’s asleep, bud. We can’t wake her up.” He said, taking him in his arms again. “Let’s go see if there’s any formula in the kitchen somewhere.”

He crept down the hallway, glancing towards his door to make sure Y/N hadn’t woken up. Down the stairs he went and straight into the kitchen, opening various cabinets in search of the artificial food, which he finally found.

But, as he was grabbing a bottle from the top shelf, his eyes caught sight of a date circled on the calendar, situated in the middle of the refrigerator. Mother’s Day.

“Shit.” He cursed under his breath, placing Cooper in a highchair whilst he threw together the bottle and formula as quickly as he could. “Alright, bud. It’s Mother’s Day, and I kinda forgot.” He told the year old child, to which he just stared up into his father’s eyes as he fed him. “Which means we have to be a good family for Mommy and make her breakfast.”

He stood in the middle of the kitchen, feeding Cooper until the bottle ran dry. “You all finished?” Cooper let out a squeal of excitement. “So, should we make Mommy pancakes or French toast?”

“Cakes!” Cooper tried saying, but Luke understood him enough to know what he meant.

Straight away, Luke searched online how to make pancakes, and went digging through even more cabinets to find all the supplies he needed. One by one, the ingredients were added—having Cooper on his hip the entire time. “Okay, we need a pan to cook the pancakes on. Where does Mommy keep the pots and pans, bud?” His son’s tiny hands reached behind his back, gesturing towards the cabinet beside the sink. “In there?” Luke asked, raising an eyebrow at how he knew the location of the elusive pan he needed.

Cooper was right. He picked out a suitable pan, putting it on the stove and lighting it. Pouring out the batter was a bit difficult with only one hand, but having Cooper in his arm was like he was helping him. And after all, it was Mother’s Day; Cooper had to participate and help since Y/N was his mom.

Luke leant up against the counter, watching the pancake intently as it cooked. He began to think. “Do you think she wants something else to go with it? Like fruit or something?” He asked; Cooper just stared at him, sucking on his thumb. “She probably does.” Luke made up his mind, turning his back and rummaging through the fridge. “Do we not have any fruit? No oranges? I could’ve sworn she just bought oranges or clementines or something like—”

“Da-Da!” Cooper yelled, giggling loudly into Luke’s ear.

He turned his head and looked at the boy quizzically. “What’s so funny, Coop?” The boy put all his weight on Luke’s shoulder, facing behind him and trying to get out of his grip. Luke turned around to see what the boy’s fidgeting was all about, to only see the pan in flames.

“Fuck!” He shouted, running and putting Cooper in the highchair. “Shit shit shit this isn’t good” He said, taking the pan and throwing it into the sink with a loud clatter, turning the water on and watching the flames die down. “Every fucking time.” He said, breathing a sigh of relief and looking over at Cooper. “You saved my ass, bud. Thanks for that.”

The child beamed at him, breaking into a fit of giggles. Luke couldn’t help but laugh along with him, walking over to him and picking him up again, kissing his head. Cooper’s tiny hands grabbed either side of Luke’s face, squeezing his cheeks and giggling at how funny he looked. “Having fun there, bud?” Luke chuckled. He lifted Cooper high above his head, blowing hot air onto his stomach and making him laugh even harder. “Guess who loves you! Daddy loves you!” He said, kissing all over Cooper’s face, finding so much joy in seeing his little boy love being showered with admiration.

“You two are so cute it makes me sick.” Y/N teased, emerging from the staircase and rubbing her tired eyes.

“Mama!” Cooper said excitedly at the sight of his mom.

“Fuck, babe, you were supposed to be asleep and we were supposed to bring you breakfast in bed like a good family would.” Luke said, annoyed that his genius plan for Mother’s Day was now ruined.

Y/N rolled her eyes, taking Cooper up in her arms and whispering a quiet, “Good morning, handsome” to her son. She looked up at Luke. “Do you actually think I care about that stupid Mother’s Day stuff? All I care about is you and this little guy. That’s all I need to have a good Mother’s Day.”

Luke walked towards her, pressing a loving kiss on her lips. “You are amazing.”

“Yeah, I know.” She joked, looking down at her baby’s blue eyes, identical to Luke’s. “We make pretty adorable kids.”

“The adorablest.” He agreed, running his fingers along the little boy’s arms. Cooper gripped Luke’s pointer finger with both hands, bringing it up to his mouth to try and gnaw on it, but Luke retracted his hand. “Whoa there, bud. You don’t know where that’s been.”

Y/N nudged his side, a look of disbelief crossing her face. “You’re disgusting.”

“You say that now,” Luke said, kissing her temple once and grinning cheekily at his wife. “But tonight, it’ll be a whole different story.”

Somehow 18 - Full ENG Sub

Well ladies, it took me a month, 3 korean textbooks, and a complete overestimation of my own abilities, but it is done. Complete. Fully subbed.

Watch Somehow 18 with full English subtitles

Enjoy xx

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[ hey y’all! I had to move very unexpectedly, so i wanted to make a new post saying i’m still taking commissions!! i’m open to drawing pretty much anything, and I am now accepting nsfw stuff, tho I won’t draw underage character smut or anything non-consensual, sorry!

prices are as followed:
sketch- $5 (+$3 per additional character)
lineart- $10 (+$4 per additional character)
flat color- $15+ (+$5 per additional character)
complex- $20+ (+$ varied per additional character)

send me a pm or ask if interested! only accepting payments through paypal! I’m more than happy to discuss stuff and am very flexible and willing to work with y’all. if you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to contact me!

thank you for reading!!(*´▽`*)

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ik davids not crying but hey I’m a sucker for making it more dramatic. I spent like 5 to 6 hours on this and I am still not really satisfied with it, but ah well. I saw ppl doing like screenshot art thingies so I decided to do that with my favorite scene in camp camp, and I’m positive someone has probably done a screenshot thing for this scene as well. eh oh well. heeree it iss .. (btw my captions are gold, fyi)

speedsterunlimited  asked:

Wow! The top 10 outfits for Minako were crazy! I love your comments Audrey XD Could you do a 10 ten for Makoto please? 💚💚💚💚

I hope you’re ready for the high waisted pants appreciation post, because that’s what it’s going to be. 

10. This is the ultimate Mom Friend look. She is just going out to run some errands and wants to know if you want anything from the grocery store while she’s out. 

9. Mom Friend: Summer Edition, a very similar look but for warmer weather. The loosely tucked shirt says “oh this old thing I just threw it on very casually” but is actually meticulously crafted. 

8. Serving up ice cream but also serving up LOOKS, correct? 

7. Wholeheartedly accepting her color motif into her heart and wardrobe. This ensemble screams “I am the reincarnated guardian of the planet Jupiter, born on this earth as a human.” 

6.  A lot of Mako’s look trend toward the femme side of things, but this one outfit is the tomboy within saying “hey today is the day we wear a hooded jersey with a baseball cap” and Makoto (who has learned to accept herself with the help of Usagi) says “hell yes it is.”

5. This might possibly be an outfit of Miss Haruna’s, but truly this outfit belongs to anyone who can pull it off. It’s like the Excalibur of clothing. 

4. The shorts are layered over the shirt, which is layered over the jacket, which is layered over the shorts. All is layered, and layers over all else. It’s beautiful, is what it is. 

3. Speaking of layers. Sometimes you want to take off all those cute but uncomfortable clothes and slip into something cozy and even cuter than before. 

2. I was already a huge fan of the green turtleneck, the high waisted shorts with matching hair tie, and the crisp white vest with a bow in the back. This is already the perfect outfit. But as soon as you add sunglasses, it just becomes….. transcendent. It’s greater than any of us could have imagined. It’s beyond us now. 

1. You knew what number one was before this list was ever even made. 

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Hey guys. Would any of you be interested in commissioning me? I’m having surgery and need some extra cash to help us get by and pay the bills (including Lotta’s vet bill which is currently the biggest by far).
I do high quality digital drawings of dogs and cats. Due to it being kind of an emergency (5 days till surgery and each drawing takes its sweet time oops??) I will be selling them for a steal at 60-70 dollars a piece (depending on difficulty) with a 45% discount for any additional orders. I am willing to take orders and start the commission without pay if anyone needs to wait for next months paycheck as long as it is 100% confirmed that it can be paid off. 
I don’t know how many commissions I can squeeze in but feel free to contact me.
TIA.

MOVIE BUNDLE GIVEAWAY!!!

Hey everyone, this blog just passed 200 followers which is an excuse for me to give away more bundles again! This time I am going to be giving away 5 OG Creampuff Bundles because I love you all and I am getting paid soon so that’s exciting. 

RULES:

1. You do not have to be following me! If you want to, that’s great. If not, cool. Live your life. 

2. Likes and Reblogs count! Want to be counted again after you reblog it? Like it. Multiple reblogs will still count for entry things. I’m going to randomly select 5 people from the notes. So reblog! Tell me stories in the tags! Have fun!

3. If you already have a bundle please tag as “#signal boost” or something similar so that I don’t count you. 

4. When I select people on 9/24 I am going to privately message you to get your email address! Please, if you enter, have a way for me to privately message you. If your messages or ask isn’t open, you can’t win.

When I was a baby gay I was terrified of buying anything or doing anything that could out me to my parents or my friends if I didn’t know how people would react. I want everyone to be able to see this movie and the representation it provides WHILE staying safe in their spaces. Stay strong, creampuffs. And most importantly, stay gay as hell. 

Originally posted by braidsandblades