but hey at least i tried lol

HetaTube: Lang with Dan
  • Denmark: heya guys, today we're going to learn how to pronounce and translate words into Danish asked by my lovely subscribers! And helping me today will be... Ice!
  • Iceland: what, why did you pick me-
  • Denmark: okay, let's get started! 'DarkStar23' asked "How do you pronounce wheat flour in Danish?" Ooh, that's a toughie! Ice, what do you think?
  • Iceland: what? Um... Is it... h-hvede... m-mel?
  • Denmark: correct, it's hevedemel! Now, 'inkysquid63452458605873' asked-
  • Iceland: is that username necessary??
  • Denmark: Ice, be nice! Anyways, this person asked "How do you pronounce these insanely difficult words: rødgrød med fløde???" Okay Ice, show your knowledge of my amazing language!
  • Iceland: ...you're kidding right?
  • Denmark: haha, why would I be?
  • Iceland: um... it's... ughh... *pronounces it horribly a couple of times*
  • Denmark: hey, at least you tried your best! Now onto the next one-
  • Iceland: hey, why didn't you try??? Hey, don't cut me-
  • Denmark: A person named 'Norisbestnordic'... um, untrue. Anyways, this person asked "I want to hear your helper pronounce the word 'storebror'".
  • Iceland: oh, that one's easier. Stor-... wait a minute... NORWAY!!
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You’ll be eating your own words once he hits puberty…[AU]

Sometimes I forget that Kaiba is 3-4 years younger than Ishizu.

OK SO STEVEN JUST GAVE HIMSELF UP AND LARS IS ALSO ON THE SHIP. SO HEAR ME OUT:

WHAT IF: THEY FUSE TO HELP EACH OTHER ESCAPE?

“Oh come on you can tell me anything! I spent a day in your body!

I know I know, a lot of people hate Lars, and lars doesn’t like steven so much but hey they had some kind of a moment here but heck, I dunno. I like the idea!

unlike many, I dont hate Lars. sure he disappoints you by not saving Sadie but i give him a few “you tried” points for at least trying to face his utter terror by reaching towards her. (I dont blame him though. topaz would have made a Lars pancake if he tried lol.)

Its most likely not happening, but its a fun thought imo. XD

anonymous asked:

hey mimi, i'm fairly new to bts and i was wondering if you could answer what is probably a really dumb question? What do "syub" and "bwi" refer to? i see them in a lot of urls and tags and i've tried to find the answers on my own but i still have... no idea............

Welcome to the fandom dear <3 and it’s not a dumb question at all, there are too many nicknames for the members and even the group itself have at least 5 names lol so it can be confusing ^^ 

  • Syub is one of Yoongi’s nicknames. Suga used it a lot in tweets so fans started calling him like that. 
  • Bwi is one of Taehyung’s nicknames. Bwi is the way V is written in hangul. So V end up sounding like bwi when you read it in Korean (corrected this because it wasn’t clear, hope it makes better sense now). 

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anonymous asked:

I was stuck between day 8... a nice, fun silly lil thing... and day 28 which is dEATH... So whatever you're in the mood for if you do this, either of these would be chill!!! :D with otp of ur choice :3

I’m super predictable, so you know my ship of choice is gonna be dirkdave lmao. But anywho, day 8 seemed pretty interesting so i gave it a shot!


[30 Day OTP Challenge- Day 8: Building an IKEA cabinet]

Okay, well dirk is a cryptid and decides to try assembling some godawful ikea cabinet at midnight, so by the time the two finally get it all put together its five a.m and they both just kinda want to die. But hey, at least they want to die together. Now that’s some Grade A romance for ya.

Blunt talk

ISFJ: hey ENFP, have you ever tried marijuana?

ENFP: nope, but I totally would

ISFJ: knew it

INFP: HIT ME WITH THE GOOD SHIT

ENFP: where did you come from? You weren’t in the group for… dunno, at least 3 or 4 days

ISFJ: blunts are her batsignal lol

ENFP: lol but honestly you wouldn’t know the difference if i hit the blunt or didn’t would ya

ISFJ & INFP: …true.

Digimon Adventure tri. - Chapter 5: Symbiosis | Thoughts

This was supposed to be Meiko and Hikari’s film? But it was more like Meiko and Taichi’s film – with a small side of Hikari? This was also the first tri. film I didn’t watch as soon as it was online … I just finished watching it, so here are my thoughts! (Spoiler: I liked it.)

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I started this like a month ago inspired by this really amazing photo by @kickthepj. I tried turning him into some sort of wizard who’s exploring another dimension, but as you can see i have no idea how to draw backgrounds so it’s all very bland. But hey at least I tried! 

Imagine taking care of Dean when he’s drunk, only for him to say things he really shouldn’t. (Part 3)

(At least in this gif he looks pretty drunk lol. Also these keep getting longer but-  READ IT I PROMISE IT’S WORTH IT!!!)

Part 1 l Part 2

His words kept running and running through your mind non-stop. You tried to desperately to not let them get to you but oh they did. You wanted to curse at yourself and sometimes you did, for real, only to be cut off by a-

“Hey!” a very drunk Dan exclaiming from the backseat “That’s my beautiful (Y/n) you’re talking about! Stop calling yourself stupid!”

And then back again on cursing at yourself for feeling your heart skip a beat, although this time on your mind. Who knew what else he was going to say?

Not to mention how you were not willing to blush even more than you already were. Because that would mean Dean noticing it and who knew what more he could say than-

“Oh gosh she’s blushiiiiing” he giggled to himself in the backseat “Blushin beauty, yes yes bluchin beauty” he’d end up mumbling to himself and then went on with whatever was going through his mind at the moment.

You really didn’t want to try to pay attetnion to it because who knew what worse could come out of his mouth at that moment!

You let an almost sigh of relief as you parked the car outside the bunker. Soon you’d be able to put him to sleep and above all not have to hear any more which also meant blush anymore.

“Come on, Dean” you popped “Time to get you to bed” you got out of the car and straight in the backseat to open the door.

“Whaaaah? No” he pouted visibly, his eyes hald open half closed “I don’t wanna go to beeeed!”

“I’m sorry but you’ll have to” you tried to rag him even a little out.

“But it’s really comfortable here. Why don’t ya check it out?” he smirked grabbing your wrist, making you lose your balance and fall on top of him.

You huffed but rolled your eyes “No means no mister” you said stubbornly, managing to take your hand off his grip - pretty difficult with his kind of grip, for someone drunk off his ass anyway.

“Come on now” you struggled to take hold of him - anywhere - to at least get him out of the car. Which also meant you just held on the waistband of his bants and belt. But it actually worked so that mattered.

“Whoa whooooa there (Y/n/n)!” he exclaimed with a grin “If you wanted to get in my pants all this time ya should have told me!”

You rolled your eyes scoffing, but continuing to drag him out anyway.

“Shut up Dean”

“Psss bossy! I like it!” he winked at you.

“I’ll show you bossy” you groaned, taking hold of his shirt and literally dragging him out of bed.

Dean in the meantime managed to stand a little on his feet, swaying a little. As he was about to fall though you swang his arm over your shoulders and at least managed to keep him standing.

“Come on now Dean, think you can walk a few steps?”

“Ps of course I can! I am a man!”

“Whatever you say” you rolled your eyes.

Luckily silence had fallen between the two of you as Dean dragged his feet on the ground, supposedly walking, and you supported him until-

“Hey (Y/n)” his voice poped up and you rolled your eyes. You didn’t like this. You knew very well that the chances of you ended up blushing like a mad and your heart wanting to jump out of your chest because of the man you loved for so long and was currently drunk off his ass were very very high.

“Nice jeans” he smirked and you sighed for a second.

“Thank you De-”

“Mind if I test the zipper?” he grinned widely and you groaned.

Of course.

“But you know-” of course he kept going “I see a few wrinkles”

“Of course they have wrinkles Dean, it’s normal.”

“No, no I don’t mean that. I mean your lips. They are wrinkled. Mind if I press them on?” he looked up at you with a quiet innocent and adorable look that you would definitely have a hard time saying no to.

“Hey (Y/n)” he was looking down at your shoes and you sighed again.

“What?” there was no chance he could say something-

“Can I tie your shoes better? I can’t have you falling for anyone else”

A dark pink rose on your cheeks “I think it’s a little late”

“Huh!?” he exclaimed, his voice a little high pitched “Who? Who do I need to fight with for your feelings? Who dares take you from me!!”

You would have laughed at how funny and at the same time adorable he was. You actually were about to but then his words- his words got the best of you and you felt your heart beat wildly inside your chest. All air got caught in your lungs and you tried our best to not let yourself believe him. Even if it was what you’d been longing for for so long.

“Bloody jackass” he grumbled, a small pout on his lips “See? That’s what you get for being so- so perfect!”

You laughed slightly, shaking yoru head “You know I’m not”

“Pfff” he scoffed “Are you kidding me? Sometimes I am seriously thinking of calling you Google”

You snickered a little “Google? Why?” quiet honestly it was a little fun talkign with Dean like this.

“Because you had everything I am looking for” he grinned a lopsided smile at you and you felt your heart skip a beat.

You shook your head “Dork” you mumbled and he chuckled along with you.

“But it still got you to laugh so that’s what matters. You know I would be willing to throw all my cassetes as long as I got to hear you laugh”

You bit your lower lip, sighing “Dean”

“You know-” he licked his lower lip “If kisses were snowflakes I’d send you a blizzard” he grinned widely at you and you shook your head.

“De-”

“Do you have a map?” he looked at you with big bright green eyes “Because I am getting lost in your eyes” he smiled softly and you immediately avoided eye contact.

“Ok I think that’s eno-”

“You know-” he looked down as you both walked, a little serious “I tried my best to not feel anything for you” he sighed “Guess what?… I failed” he looked up at you in the eyes and you stopped for a second on your tracks along with him. He was smiling sadly at you. As if he truly meant it and truth was you could picture him actually doing that.

You looked him fully in the eyes, your breathing was slow and deep. It felt as if you were struggling to breathe, your heart beating so fast in fact made it hard. It felt as if your entire body was heating up. Never in all those years you knew Dean had you imagined he’d be here, saying these things to you.

you wanted to attribute it to drinking but then again- Didn’t people just spill out things when they were drunk? Didn’t they only say the truth?

You shook your head at your own wishful thinking. It was just your heart wanting to believe he felt the same way.

You sighed looking away from him “No Dean, no. You-” you swallowed the lump on your throat “You don’t know what you’re saying. you’re drunk”

He scoffed “I’m not drunk…. I am just intoxicated by you” he smirked and you laughed - although a little forced - shaking your head.

“Hey!” he exclaimed “All I am looking for here is some directions”

“To where?”

“Your heart” he shrugged innocently and you shook your own head.

“You are not going to stop, are you?”

“Nope!” he popped, smirking at you “Not at least until I’ve made sure you believe me”

“I do believe you Dean” you sighed. It was best if you stopped him from taking somehow because you wanted to sleep tonight.

Yes truth was that after that first night he had spoken to you this way you had not slept at all. Thoughts would keep running through your mind all night.

“No” he said stubbornly “No you don’t” he stopped suddenly.

You frowned deeply but soon a gasp left your lips. Dean tried to steady himself and when he was sure he grabbed your shoulders and pressed you flush against the wall. His body was pressed to your as well, maybe as if he was trying to stable himself. Making sure he would not fall entirely.

“You’re such a stubborn ass you don’t get it. Hell you wouldn’t get it even if a truck hit you with bright red words written all over it saying ‘Dean has feelings for you!’” his face was so close that you could feel his warm breath mixing with yours - and your face burning hot didn’t help - and he continued “But I’m not going to give up, ok?” he tried to say firmly “I. Am. Not. You- you will see it. You will be there to see it. We-” he grinned to himself - a drunk grin anyway - “We will be like all thoe couples you see at those stupid movies you deny liking. I will- I will hold you close at nights, with a blanket in front of the fireplace a-and it doesn’t matter we don’t have one. I will built one for you. Hell I could built a skyscraper for you! And you- you will snuggle closer to me and we will cuddle. And Sam will come to ruin the moment but you will- you will be able to shoo him away the way you only know and we’ll got back to hugging, and whispering those cheesy stuff you say you hate- But I know you will like coming from me, just like I love it when you say them to me- when they slip I mean-” he chuckled “And you- you try to deny it. You try to deny ever saying anything just like I pretend I didn’t hear you but I always do. I aaaalways do and gosh you have no idea how it makes me feel. Damn…” he breathed out, resting his forehead against yours.

“You-” he swallowed hard, looking at you in the eyes “You have no idea how you make me feel (Y/n)”

Your heart beat like crazy, matching that of his you noticed, your face was burning hot.

He laughed very softly that it soon faded out “You have no idea how this blush makes me feel” he breathed out, his one hand coming up to cup your cheek, brushing over the few strands.

“Gosh why are you so clueless hm?”

And his eyes began to close as he leaned in closer and closer.

Part 4

Character Meme

Character Meme

Full Name:
Noche Nightfuse

Gender and Sexuality:
Male, Heterosexual

Pronouns:
He/His

Ethnicity/Species:
Seeker

Birthplace and Birthdate:
Limsa Lominsa

Guilty Pleasures:
And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed
Just to get it all out what’s in my head

Phobias:
And I am feeling (feeling) a little peculiar

What They Would Be Famous For :
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside

What Have They / Would They Gotten Arrested For:
And I take a deep breath and get real high and I

OC(s) You Ship Them With:
Scream from

OC Most Likely To Murder Them:
The top of my lungs

Favorite Book Genre:
What’s goin’ on?

Least Favorite Book Cliche:
And I say

Talents and/or Powers:
- Heey heey [Hey Stud]
- Heey heey [LOL j/k]
- Heey heey [Hey]
- Heey heey [What’s going on??]
- And I say: [Not much, brb.]

Why Someone Might Love Them:
Heey heey heey heeeeey heey heeeey heey heey heeey heey heey heeey heey heeey heeeey What’s goin on?

Why Someone Might Hate Them:
And he tries Oh my God I do try I try all the time

How They Change:

In this institution And he prays Oh my God I do pray I pray every single day MYAAH FOR REVOLUTION

Why You Love Them:

And I say Heey heey heey I say Hey? What’s goin on? Heey heey heey heey heey heey I say Hey (Just keep it inside) Learn how to hide your feelings YEAH YEAH


I’ll come up with an actual one soon. I apologize for making you read this with your own two eyes. You can thank @tengri-xiv for the dare.

anonymous asked:

Hey story of how I came out to one of my friends as bi: in art I tried to draw a straight line and she was like "lol that line isn't straight at all" and I just had to make a joke so I said "that lines straighter than I am" and she just laughed and said same and that's how we came out to eachother as bisexual lol

I make this joke all the time in so many variations. “You didn’t park the car straight.” “Well, I’m not exactly straight either!” I like to think I’m funny. 

A+ from me, at least!
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llamanorthwest replied to your post: Hey all I’m saying is if you dated Rick Sanchez…

so was smashing my uncle’s car lot a ‘warning’?

“Ugggh. This again.”

“Anger management classes cost money and are probably a waste of time, anyway. Besides, that’s really no worse than what I’ve done to some of the Mystery Shack’s competitors. It’s not like I tried to murder him or frame him for a crime he didn’t commit or anything.”

your heart’s desire

inspired by new girl and the lack of any cute cs scenes in the house. its like 1am so all mistakes are mine:)


“Swan.” Killian says, coming to stand beside her as he waits patiently for her to look up from where she’s mixing the pancake batter.  

“Hm?” She checks the batter for any lumps before she tilts her head to look at him, “What’s up?”

“This color is absolutely horrendous.” He holds the little palette up, his eyebrows twitching together in a frown.

Her mouth hangs open and she drops the spatula into the bowl, turning to face him with a hand settled on her hip, “Excuse me?”

“Wood should be a dark shade, love.” He throws the palette of paper that she had given him this morning, telling him that this is gonna be the colour of our wooden floors.

Despite the Evil Queen running around town, Killian and Emma had decided that they will find their quiet moments, that they will live out their normal domestic lives, and one of them included renovating this house which is home now in every sense of the word, but is just so…white.

“Okay, I agree that this place is too bright right now, but if we get really dark wooden floors then it’ll look weird cause the kitchen cabinets are all white.”

“Then we’ll change the kitchen cabinets.” He shrugs as if it’s the most obvious thing ever, his eyes doing a weird (adorable) thing.

She holds up her fingers as she counts them with every word, “We agreed on changing the floor, changing the bathtub to a bigger one wide enough for two people, and to turn the fourth bedroom into a library. We’re not renovating a perfect kitchen.”

“Wouldn’t this steel cold storage thing look better surrounded with darker shades?” He points towards the fridge, raising an eyebrow.

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anonymous asked:

Hey i'm kinda curious; what do you actually think of mickey mouse himself?

Umh, let’s see…

The answer it’s actually trickier than I had anticipated lol. Anyway.

If during my childhood, being the little shit fueled by nothing but blind hatred I used to be, I would have gladly welcomed the opportunity to make the mouse suffer for no apparent reason but to please my devotion to the Phantom, these days I’m more likely to just accept his existence and deal with it with a more passive attitude that can be summarised in the motto “Live and let live unless he touches the bae”.

Does this mean I like him now? Not really.

I have nothing against him (except he tried to shoot my man, punched him in the face and made fun of him several times) but I can’t say I’d enjoy spending some time alone with him probably because of his smug know-it-all attitude. Unless he wants to buy me a coffee, in that case I might even tolerate his company. Also, I’d be an hypocrite if I denied Mickey has saved my man’s life on more than one occasion, so I guess I maybe owe him one afterall… maybe.

B uT, since my husbando wants his head on a silver plate, given the chance I won’t hesitate not just to do the job but I’ll also make a fucking masterpiece out of it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_