Yuuri, on a trip, who has encountered a string of bad luck- missing a flight, losing his luggage in the process, and then getting robbed of everything else and stranded in a Very Small Town, standing at the door of a Quaint Bed and Breakfast in a pair of scandalously short cut-offs and a a faded and threadbare Britney Spears concert tour t-shirt cut in to a crop top that the owner of the local thrift shop gave to him to wear:
okay listen I have had a REALLY bad 24 hours and I have like, three bucks to my name right now but I just really need somewhere to stay until I can get this sorted out with the police and find a way to get home and then I SWEAR I'll be able to pay and I was told you might be able to help me out-
Viktor, owner of said Quaint Bed and Breakfast, and also Very Sad, Very Lonely, & Very Very Gay:
*looks off in to The Distance* thank you, God.
…Anyways, I’m out of school at 3 today Need my assistance? What is Tony up to? Tell him I say hi! 😎 Hey Happy! Just checking in again. Really miss our missions, hoping to do one again soon! You think you’ll need me today? Out of school at 2:45 PM Ready when you are! Hey Happy Just updating you on the latest! Helped clear the road for an ambulance Stopped a guy trying to mug an old man Just being me, cleaning up Queens! School is so boring Wish I could be doing more Just let me know! This is your number, right? Happy? Press 1 if yes, 2 if no How’s Black Widow? or should I say, “Natasha” Big News! Quit Band Practice Now I have more time for crime-fighting Pretty big sacrifice but I am completely committed Hey Happy just checking in. I’m out of school at 2:45 PM 👊 Ready for my next mission! It’s Peter BTW. Parker
i saw an art that called lance 'shark boy' so then of I thought 'sharkboy and lavagirl but lance and keith' and then i had to come ask you if youve ever thought about that because idk i feel like thats something you would like to think about
Very much so… :) I hope you don’t mind the redesigns though!