but he's such an asshole

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I haven’t finished all the dad’s arcs yet, but Robert has definitely been the most fun so far.

All his dialogue just had me laughing so hard (except for when shit got real), and then I would start laughing even harder because I would realise that I was romancing badass robert as a skinny, pretty dad with a kitten shirt and long turquoise hair. 

What must the neighbours think?

anonymous asked:

I know that we don't know much about ashkore but could you write some headcanons about how do you think he looks like or personality wise?

ok i wouldn’t call these headcanons, i just wrote some random ideas to feed my self indulgent ass lol. don’t expect any accuracy with this because as you said, we don’t really know anything about him.

i’m so going to regret this post if he turns out to be some old half lizard dude lmao

- I know that dragons no longer exist in the world of Eldarya but I’d be pretty cool if he was one of them, (or at least half-dragon or something) and it might show in some of his features.

- Almond shaped, crimson eyes that you could actually catch fire if you stared at them long enough.

- At least one tattoo: in his back, arm, i don’t care just give him some tattoos.

- Definitely has some scars in his body.

- It’s canon that he’s actually pretty tall (188 cm I think?), so he’s almost as big as Valkyon. He doesn’t seem as brawny but then again we haven’t see him without his armor.

- Red hair (or just some red hair please)

- Smirks A LOT. It’s almost his signature facial expression and it makes him look quite mischievous at times.

- Goes from 0 to 100 real quick. He could be all his nonchalant, smug self one minute and then his attitude could take a turn completely if you piss him off.

- We’ve seen in later episodes that he’s pretty smug and he might be a bigger sassy shit than Ezarel. Ashkore seems like is the master of the backhanded compliment and just straight-up sassafras.

- I think that he might be able to manipulate people easily. He’s been using Gardienne to mess with the guard until now

- I’ve said this already but If Ashkore belonged to any Guard it would definitely be Shadow. The people in this guard are very agile and discreet and excel in secret incursions and espionage. Ashkore’s been able to get into the GQ and steal goods from the laboratory and the kitchen right under the guard’s noses. He’s smart and fast and not even Nevra can keep up with him (which pisses him off greatly lmao).

- He’s quite the badass and he probably prefers  knives or daggers or a frying pan as his weapon of choice.

- He’s just fabulous tbh

Bonus: I’m actually so in love with @velvet-black-cherry‘s idea of Ashkore that I’ll actually be disappointed the moment they’ll reveal his appereance and it turns out that he looks nothing like this.

look. if the writers wanted us to hate robert, they’d make him do something irredeemable. he’s just a bit of a shady asshole and it makes him all the more interesting when ~~ dramatic plots ~~ like the end of home farm get going

anyways. i loved carl king until the bitter end so it’s all good, the morally grey ones are my favs regardless

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Hi I literally don’t want to leave Zora’s Domain for more than like two minutes and I’ll give you three guesses why

(I’m not content with hylian(?)sidon yet his hair looks like a dr pepper but I’ll keep workin on it)

anonymous asked:

What would Connor's laugh sound like? *Can* he laugh???

I MEAN he’s definitely capable of laughing just as much as anyone else is, i just dont think he does it often. the closest he gets is probs a snort/scoff, considering even smiling is rare for him. the kid doesnt really have much to laugh about

i feel like when he does laugh its pretty soft? he’s not a loud laugher, its probs fairly quiet and airy, maybe a little melodic, but for the most part can be easily unheard. he doesnt laugh hard but when he does i imagine hes rly a sight to behold

Listen, Lily and James Potter were killed “less than a week” after Peter was made their secret keeper, and there’s no way he kept that secret for more than an hour so……basically what I’m telling u is that Voldemort waited a few days until it was Halloween night just to be that dramatic cloak-wearing a-hole 

Fun fact!! cishet male survivors of abuse are just as deserving of love, comfort, understanding, and recovery as the rest of us. Privilege doesn’t negate trauma.