but he's such an asshole

Sleeping next to Negan would include:

Negan can be cruel and he sure is an asshole from time to time, but there is a place he finds rest and peace.
Next to you, he’s soft as a kitten.

He would watch you.
Hours sometimes, just admiring how your chest moves and how peaceful you appeared.

Him constantly hugging you from behind, shoving himself against you, pulling you all close.

From time to time you’d be the big spoon and he’d love it, but wouldn’t ever tell you. He isn’t used to getting held at all but he is absolutely in love with it.
You would kiss the top of his head softly and he’d hum in approval.

Him tossing and turning all night long, waking up every time he hears the slightest noise. 
Negan suffers from nightmares but you never ever heard him scream or cry in the night. 
What he appreciates most about you though, is that you just know when to care for him and that you never talk to him about it, when he doesn’t want to. 
You just accept him, look at him and rest your head on his chest, caressing his cheek until he softly falls asleep again. 

You being the only one allowed to sleep in his bed every night.

Whenever he comes to his room late at night and finds you asleep, he sits next to the bed, watching you. 
It reminds him of his nights in hospital, watching Lucille. 
You looked so much like her with your soft hair scattered on the pillow. 
Whenever you woke up, finding him like this you would softly get up and settle in his lap, snuggling into his arms as he holds you.

He loved playing with your hair. 
It is a total turn on for him and would often lead to him whispering dirty little secrets into your ear, as his hand brushes down your body.

When you’re asleep he would trail your spine with his finger, all the way down until he went up again to your neck, your throat the your collarbone up your throat again and along your jaw and cheekbone until he went down your spine again.

Whenever he would catch you tossing around or mumbling in your sleep he would immediately wake up and pull you on top of him. 
He would caress your head and whisper sweet little things to calm you again. 

He loved it that you constantly kissed him during the night. 
Sometimes you were completely, sometimes half asleep - but he would get little kisses all the time. 
Sometimes his cheek, sometimes his throat or his chest.

You sang or at least hummed songs while your hand lovingly  ruffled through his hair whenever he would wake up in the night. 
He would place his head just above your breasts and listen to you. 

“Yes, Negan?”
“Just checking if your still here…”
“Sleep, my love.”, you’d chuckle.
“I love you.”, he’d mutter.

Denzel Washington blasts media for selling 'BS'

December 06, 2016 - 08:18 PM EST

He was at the center of a fake news story, but Denzel Washington says it’s the mainstream media that’s selling “BS.”

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you do read it, you’re misinformed,” Washington, the star and director behind the new film “Fences,” told ITK at the Wednesday premiere inside the National Museum of African American History and Culture.

“Fences,” based on an award-winning play of the same name, also features Viola Davis and centers on the life of a black family in 1950s Pittsburgh. It is set to be released on Christmas.

Washington was the subject of a phony story earlier this year that falsely claimed he was switching his support of then-Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton to GOP White House hopeful Donald Trump.

One of the effects of “too much information,” the 61-year-old Oscar winner says, is “the need to be first, not even to be true anymore.”

“So what a responsibility you all have — to tell the truth,” Washington exclaimed to the pack of reporters gathered on the red carpet.

“In our society, now it’s just first — who cares, get it out there. We don’t care who it hurts. We don’t care who we destroy. We don’t care if it’s true,” Washington continued.

“Just say it, sell it. Anything you practice you’ll get good at — including BS.”

Some people actually think the scene where Yurio was kicking Victor in the back was hilarious. Well it wasn’t! It was rude! If that happened in real life, no one would be laughing. I keep stressing this topic but Victor is 12 years older than Yurio! Yurio needs to learn some respect, you can’t treat people like that! You can’t mock someone’s relationship, someone’s partner! That ring probably means the world to Victor and Yurio who thinks he’s the big shit, called it trash! I was extremely angry and I still am. I also dislike it when people come up with cheap excuses like , Yurio is just a teen with raging hormones. That’s not a valid point, he’s a lil asshole

if jounouchi is a dog and dark bakura is a cat does that mean yuugi’s just been secretly running an underground animal smuggling ring

I talked a little bit about this over on my twitter but I want to talk more about Jean Jacques Leroy, or JJ from Yuri on Ice!!!

He’s a fantastic athlete, driven and ambitious, but egotistical to the point of fragility. JJ is an asshole, yes, but I also feel like he’s putting on a show at all times. 

Look at how quickly the YOI meta machine found out and disseminated the information about how gay skaters are actually treated (versus those who are not out, it’s widely available, google it I’m sleepy). Given what we know about how gay skaters irl have to be Very Careful not to be openly gay in public, and how obviously critical the show has been of opposite-sex relationships (Georgi and Michele both have really… warped views of relationships and reality), JJ is likely no different and his relationship with his girlfriend will also end. So…

…is it possible that JJ is a sleeper for real skaters? That he is performing heteronormativity the same way that he performs on the ice, and does so in order to avoid criticism of his flamboyant nature from a very conservative skating community? 

If so, the way he judges and treats women like objects isn’t misogyny alone, it’s the use of women as shields from judgment. “Look at me, I’m getting married too” isn’t a grab for attention from the gays and their marriage. It’s a bid for the heterosexual charade he’s poured himself into, the parts of himself he has ignored or outright denied to make his position at the top of the podium unassailable. 

anonymous asked:

A coworker of mine (the one that laughed in my face for trusting him) constantly bangs on shit while he's bagging. Whenever I ask him to stop he starts talking about how he's such a better worker than me and I should shut up. Today he said "all you do is whine." >:/ (And before anyone goes "maybe he's autistic and he's stimming!" : I AM AUTISTIC, THAT'S WHY I CAN'T STAND THE BANGING.) I don't care how good of an employee you are (he's not), it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole.

anonymous asked:

Um I just wanted to ask what's your reaction to mini... ranting about vanoss?

Same old same old, I guess. Honestly, I just rolled my eyes and ignored it. Kudos to Tyler though for calling him out on his bullshit. Eventually Mini will grow up and see that they all help each other to grow and succeed. I still like Craig, but he acts like a spoiled, entitled asshole sometimes and it pisses me off. I guess my whole thing is that Evan didn’t do anything? Like Evan is just going about his daily life, making videos and what not, and Mini is making him out to be the villain. Or more so, making his fans the villains and he’s the victim. Which is really what pisses me off. That we are the ones being called out. Like maybe we would like you more if you weren’t such an asshole about this?? Anyway, just another day as a BBS fan. Lol.


REQUEST: wxrrenswcrthingtcn: Belligerent Sexual Tension + STEVE FUCKIN HARRINGTON PH MY GOD (prompt list can be found here)
PAIRINGS: Steve Harrington x Reader
WARNINGS: bad words whoops
LENGTH: 1,251 Words
A/N: This may or may not be based off of the photography scene from Clueless… @emmcfrxst this is to make up for all the mr. tumnus stuff

Belligerent Sexual Tension: “There’s a couple, usually a sometimes sweet, sometimes grouchy female paired with a secretly-kind jerk, who are not able to admit their feelings.” – TV Tropes

Steve Harrington was the most narcissistic, self centered, asshole you knew. Sure he had changed after Will had come home, but he still pushed your buttons and you wanted to punch him 24/7. 

“I swear to god Steve if you don’t stop touching my hair I will punch you.” you said, whipping around to face him. 

Currently you, Jonathan, Steve and Nancy were piled into Jonathan’s car, going to some field where Jonathan wanted to take photos. You had quickly slid into the shotgun seat before you possibly had the chance of getting stuck in the back with Steve. 

“You know I like it when you’re feisty.” responded Steve, winking at you. You quickly turned around before Steve could notice the pink blush that was crossing your face. 

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anonymous asked:

The thing i don't understand is how ricegum is still here and relevant and how people choose him over leafy or think that he's better than him when he's ten times worse he's the biggest piece of shit of all time

exactly? like everyone said leafy’s apology was shit but have you seen ricegum’s?? i saw everyone giving leafy shit for having one ad on his apology (which is his standard for every video he uploads..) meanwhile rice had like fucking 6 ads because he knew the apology would get a lot of traction?? plus what did leafy even do? oh okay, he undervalued some people in his life, he did some shitty things, he’s a bit of an asshole which everyone knows unless you’ve been living under a rock. at least he didn’t fucking make fun of a rape victim on livestream? also ricegum spends his money on expensive clothes to show off, and goes to parties meanwhile leafy stays home making videos and only goes out occasionally. 

plus, he jumped on that dumb trending video “OMG I MAILED MYSELF IN A BOX AHAHA 100% REAL!!!!” that was probably the worst video ever made, I intended to watch it so i could find a clip where you could tell it’s fake, but i couldn’t even sit through it. it’s so uncreative and it has 14 MILLION views. Ridiculous. like, how is he even friends with keemstar? if you watch his videos and follow him on twitter, keem is always calling out clickbaiters (and not leafy clickbait, like PRANK GONE WRONG! YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS! YOU’RE COLORBLIND! MY MOM DID WHAT? dumb clickbait like that) and those dumb trending topics that get millions of views, meanwhile the dude in his subbox is one of them lol. 

like how do people prefer him over leafy.. i don’t know

My cat is an asshole.

About 6:40 every morning he comes looking for food. This is not when I want to get up to get him food.  He does not want to wait, because cat.

He knows that he’s not supposed to claw my standing wardrobe or play with the necklaces hanging above my nightstand.

He also knows that by doing both of these things I will get up to stop him.

And so.

My cat is an asshole.

anonymous asked:

Damnit Kat. You just HAD to go and post pics of some bowlcut stringbean jerkface, and now I've spent every free moment the last 24 hours on the damn (pitifully sparse!) Hirako Shinji tag on here and AO3. I NEVER WANTED TO FALL DOWN THE BLEACH HOLE.

(I got as far as“bowlcut stringbean jerkface” and totally had to check my page to see if it was Sanji or Shinji you were talking about, whoops. It’s possible I have a type. ^^’)

Shinji is the best. I seriously adore him. As far as my top 10 favorite Bleach characters go, he ranks…3, usually. Maybe 2. Any Bleach fic I write will definitely include him, and I feel no remorse for making you love him. He is a lovable asshole, and deserves all the fic-torture.  💕

Things that are nice to find at home after a long day at work:

  • a drawing and a letter from the child you sponsor (which you can hardly read because the translator’s handwriting is horrible but hey)
  • the cat in a cuddly mood

(Let’s see how long it takes for this asshole to decide he’d rather eat my hand.)