but he's such an asshole

Gaston being lefou’s needy bff like showing up in the middle of the night like “lefou I had the dream again”

“The one where you find a grey hair? I told you even going grey no ones handsomer than gaston. I wrote a poem man…”

“No the other one!” Gaston shouts, throwing himself onto lefou’s bed. “The pockmark one”

Lefou sighs. “Even with pockmarks you’d be the most handsome gaston, no one carries the ravages of disease like gaston”

Gaston sniffles. Manfully. Very manfully. Then smiles. “I am very handsome aren’t I”

I just watched the new beauty and the beast and I am a member of the school of thought that gaston was probably the one who made lefou realize he was gay but also lefou probably recognized gaston would be a shit boyfriend and preferred to be friends but also hey gaston is hot, lefou isn’t blind ok.

Also I am also a member of the school that thinks gaston and lefou are super close friends and if this was a modern world au gaston would be supportive of lefou’s love life but also sad that lefou can never date the hottest man in the world aka gaston bc gaston is tragically only attracted to belle. Sorry lefou. Gaston still loves you. (Lefou on his beanbag like “no one loves lefou like gaston” they’re bros ok)

Lefou lounging on a beanbag with an iPad like “I’ll probably survive” while gaston manfully mourns his buddy having to settle for less.

Also I have a headcanon that were gaston less of a butt head, he’d regret being such a huge butt head to lefou.

Okay, even if we’re talking about pre-flash Killer!Snart, he was never this much of a horrible asshole. Especially not to the people he cared about. Lisa AND Mick are his family.

Past!Mick was crazy as hell! He watched Mick’s back because at times Mick was seriously unhinged and needed to be controlled or reined in for his own sake, but he never would have called Mick a dog.

It would be tactically idiotic to be this much of an asshole to Mick while trying to get Mick to do what he wants. Leonard is not this stupid. His behavior is reminiscent of his father’s towards him and his sister. If Leonard isn’t brainwashed then this is some OOC bullshit.

They found her in the woods. Pt 2

Thank you for all the love for the first part. I hope you enjoy!
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It was times like these that Negan wondered why he bothered. 

He had gone to all the trouble of organising every last thing, delegating to Simon and Wade so that the bunch of babies that worked under him could get by without him having to hold their hand for one fucking day. And yet there he was, in the middle of a pretty fucking important job being interrupted by some asshole who thought he knew better. He wasn’t sure exactly when he became a babysitter but he sure wasn’t being paid enough for that shit.

Negan had been rather enjoying himself too, in the company of a woman who might just end up dead by the end of the day, watching everyone run around – there was nothing like the threat of death to set a fire up everyone’s ass. He thrived on the tension and fear in the air. Despite the setback with the kid with the man sized balls, and this ‘mix up’ with the guns, he could tell today was going to be another win. 

“Negan?”

Stopping mid-monologue, he turned to Arat and frowned. “What is it Arat? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a god damn conversation? It is rude to interrupt someone when they’re in the middle of a fucking conversation you know that.”

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lexiegreykin  asked:

disney in general whats the WORST disney chara

time for me to BITCH ( send me a series for my least fave character )

the horned king can also fuck off, hes pointless, ugly ass skeleton bitch, what does he do successfully, fuckin sans undertale looking asshole whats the point in him riddle me that 

AND MOTHER GOTHEL TOO, god fuck her so much shes vile too and the worst and she fills me w absolute hatred so basically all these can fuck off because id fight them in a car park if i had to

anonymous asked:

How does Silver feel about his father's relationship with Cyrus? Do they get along?

Oow well, silver was about to give a damn and start to act like the litte asshole he is, until he saw cyrus’ weavile, and silver was like hey your weavile looks strong and cyrus started to explain how he trains him and then they had a little battle and silver was like wow teach me the arts of weavile! And of fucking course he show him the arts of the little rascals. And all was weavile this and weavile that and they both completely ignored giovanni that day… and many other days. So yeah, they are weavile buddies :> (silver gets along better with cyrus than gio, and he gets so fucking jealous)

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Or, How Bucky Barnes Nearly Ruined His Tough-Guy Rep

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The trail mix was gone. 

The nice, expensive trail mix, with twelve kinds of nuts and the big sunflower seeds and dried fruits, the kind Tony only rarely left sitting on the common floors for everyone to get at, was gone. 

Clint had been looking forward to that stuff all morning

All the way through a hellish morning “jog” with Steve, all through Nat handing him his ass on the training mats, all through firing the same batch of misweighted arrows over and over so Tony could take scans and fix the design, he’d been thinking, when this is done I get to go upstairs and hang out on the couch and watch Dog Cops and eat the good trail mix, guilt-free. 

And it was gone.

Clint was gonna shoot somebody.

Just as soon as he figured out who’d taken the trail mix.


kingofmemes posted:

yesterday i saw a sad duck in the park who kept getting picked on by the other ducks so today i brought some trail mix and we had a nice lunch together. also i think he might be the duck who pooped on sam last week. if so, he is officially my new best friend. 

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