but he's quoted tumblr before directly

Dating Erik Durm would include...

•constant jokes about his rosy cheeks
•like his girlfriend would say cheesy or cringe stuff just to see the colour rush to his cheeks because she found it cute
•i feel like at first erik can be really closed off because he wants to make sure people have good intentions
•but once he trusts you he is one of the loudest, sweetest and bubbly people you’ve ever met
•he’s constantly cracking jokes or giving people compliments
•he showers his teammates with compliments so much his girlfriend has become convinced that he secretly fancies Burki
•(not that she can blame him)
•he constantly references embarrassing moments of hers
•particularly from her 2014 relatable tumblr, one direction and bieber phase, which is oh so detailedly documented on her twitter
•like why did she not think to delete her tweets before she started dating a literal Greek god???
•'babe, why won’t you talk to me?’
•'soz, ur not harry styles lol’
•(referencing a literal tweet of hers that kills her with embarrassment)
•'really erik, really?’
•'sorry, i just can’t help it. i’m so stressed, well dressed and justin bieber obsessed’
•(yet again, another directly quoted tweet)
•regardless of how much he teases her, he’s still a massive sap towards her
•i’m talking tulips delivered to work, because she hates roses, and fancy dinner dates to the best restaurants dortmund has to offer, regardless of how much she insists that mcdonalds is completely fine
•all in all erik durm is a literal sappy asshole to his girlfriend