but he's not a real person characters aren't real

  • What he says: I love Pantherlily.
  • What he means: Pantherlily could've just been another flying cat, man. He could've just been one more Happy or Lector, someone about ankle-deep with a bare minimum of reason to hang around. He could've been this comic relief kinda shit with no real reason to be involved in dangerous and tense situations. Instead, he's a rich character with his own complete story before he even joins the heroes, a relatable person, and a badass warrior who can go toe-to-toe with the likes of Gajeel and Erza to boot. We know that if Pantherlily were to be separated from Gajeel, he'd be just fine on his own. And we also appreciate when he is around Gajeel, because it's a real platonic bond between two characters that aren't drawn together through any sort of romantic attachment for a change. When you see Pantherlily covered in armor and wielding a 30-foot-long sword and held up in the sky by ten-foot wings, you know full-fucking-well that he is not some chump that will get taken out by the Power of Friendship™ and a Nakama Punch, and you also know that he's the perfect partner for Gajeel Redfox. Have I mentioned I want to bury my face in his fuzzy pecs? I'm not a furry. Always love Pantherlily.

anonymous asked:

Real relationships head cannons please

I think i’ve done this for every character but Frank so far which is like, wow about damn time though. 

  • Francis is the guy who’ll call you at four in the morning just to talk. He’s a night owl on a whole and likes talking, a lot. 
  • You like dates at 3am? You’ll get them, oh definitely. 
  • Now he’s not the most tactful person so don’t expect him to pick up on you being upset over something, you need to tell him. 
  • He might accidentally roast you once or twice but you just tell him he’s being an ass before he gets too far. You could always smack him if he doesn’t hear you the first time. 
  • He’s filthy frank (motherfucker) so you might want to carry some wet wipes with you whenever you go to see him. I doubt he’d care. 
  • He might ask you to show up in a few vids to prove he’s a pussy master. It doesn’t matter if you have a pussy or not, he’ll keep calling himself that, it’s his brand. 
  • Hmm, he’s not a bad s.o, a bit of a narcissist but you know, he loves you and he’s willing to work through his own shit if it bothers you. 
  • Baby, he’ll fight anybody who gives you shit. Pooh Bear will think twice before fucking with his boo. 
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“I don’t know about the baby,” Duchovny smiles, admitting he’s not sure it’s his. “But that’s it for me – the kiss – that’s it.”

“They’ll have to resolve me while I’m gone, and I’ll be interested in that – have a baby with me, kiss me, and now he left.”

Zap2it, June 2001