but he just doesn't get things sometimes

My experience with the signs in my life
  • Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
  • Aries male : very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
  • Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it's true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
  • Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
  • Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
  • Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It's not that he is a dick, it's just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
  • Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
  • Cancer male: oh boy. "Nightmare dressed as a daydream". Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
  • Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
  • Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he'll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn't look like. The lonely wolf.
  • Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn't notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
  • Virgo male: cute but doesn't have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn't want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn't care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
  • Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn't already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won't forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
  • Libra male: my everything. Pretends he's a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
  • Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you'll know when she cares about you. She's like a mama bear. She'll call you if she feels you are not happy. She'll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
  • Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don't care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don't know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and sex.
  • Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can't stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She's so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
  • Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He's a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain't in the same political party as you, just don't mention politics. That's when the fire shows.
  • Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won't even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she'll call. She's absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it's hard for her to trust people completely.
  • Capricorn male: THE FUCKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he's crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
  • Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she's hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she's very honest.
  • Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it's just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
  • Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don't even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
  • Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things.

anonymous asked:

yuuri sometimes calls victor "sweetheart" and "babe" without consciously thinking about it, like when they wake up and yuuri doesn't wanna move yet so he'll cling to victor and mumble "babe no, come baaack," or when victor's coaching him and he goes, "one more time from the sit spin, yes?" and then yuuri takes a last swig of water before nonchalantly replying "sure thing, sweetheart." it gets victor right in the gut bc it's so casually affectionate, they're just a domestic pair of dorks

anonymous asked:

I saw someone headcanoning that Sero and Bakugou had this friends with benefits thing in the past in which they would make out sometimes just for fun. I really liked that idea. How would you think Kaminari and Kirishima would react to that? Do you think they'd get jealous or?

anonymous asked:

I'm not hating, Joker doesn't hate Harley, he just doesn't treat her right. But then again, I get these things that he "loves her in his own way". I don't really get that?

thatwell, it’s because joker is a complete psychopaths and people like that can’t express love like a sane person. Joker does love Harley, but he doesn’t know how to show it and it scares him. So sometimes he is cruel to her and it is awful but he is a villain he isn’t going to be prince charming.

Here are some examples of joker loving harley in his own way 

 here joker has a picture of Harley on his desk

he also has at least two pictures of harley in his cell

Joker actually carried around a napkin harley kissed and signed 

Joker wrote he loves her on this picture of them

here is joker holding harley while crying. This really shows how much he trusts her and is willing to show his vulnerable side to her 

This is joker holding Harley while crying. It’s really obvious how much he cares for her here, his facial expression is filled with sadness and almost compassion. Which is something that joker never feels, expect for when it comes to harley. He is just holding her letting her cry.

oh and i think this one speaks for itself 

This is my favorite moment between them.So here joker has his own personal reasons for wanting to destroy the universe, finishing with the revelation that in a new blank universe people like him will never come into existence. So instead of fucking with her in her last moments or being a total ass, he gently kisses her and turns her into fucking stars finally acknowledging how much she does mean to him, Omg I’m gonna cry 

 and here are some quotes from Paul Dini, mark Hamill and Arleen Sorkin 

“He loves her as much as he can.
He loves her in his way.”

-Paul Dini

“…That, to me, is kinda their private life. Joker opens up and in those moments he is whatever he is at his core and all his demons come in. And the only one he trusts with that is Harley, or Harley’s the only one who knows how to deal with him in those moments.”                           

-Paul Dini

“Expressing emotion in any way that’s real and meaningful
is alien to the Joker,
but he’s learning those parts of himself,
however unconsciously, through Harley.”

-Mark Hamill

“Everyone else sees the Joker laugh;
only Harley has ever seen him cry.”

- Arleen Sorkin

So yes Joker loves Harley, but sometimes he is too much of a monster to show it but he does love harley in his own way 

  • • let's get to the point, there is // so much // angry sex
  • • they are both left with bruises all over by morning
  • • instead of "I love you" It's a lot of "Fuck you" and stupid smiling followed by things like "You imbecile" and just a thousand loving/hateful insults
  • • they don't do things like hold hands or kiss cheeks; soft stuff like that isn't their thing
  • • Alex is a fighter; he absolutley doesn't fall at Jeffersons feet, and he absolutley doesn't beg for anything from the man
  • • Alex likes to play with Thomas' hair all the time, to the point of sometimes annoying Thomas
  • • Alex blurted out "I love you" in like the second week and it's the only time he's ever seen Thomas flustered and nervous
  • • Thomas cried after saying "I love you" a month later and Alex makes fun of him for it
NCT playing Monopoly
  • Taeil: Thinks he know how to play. Buying properties left and right. Doesn't know how to play. Gets tricked by others to "share his wealth" of $200 with them. Is two bad turns away from being bankrupt.
  • Hansol: Spends most of the time in jail so half of his money goes on leaving the said jail because never did it happen that he got the same numbers on the dices for a free pass. When he gets out of jail, most likely to land on Community Chest or Chance and pay for hospital fees of $100, or, if not, go to jail once again.
  • Johnny: Furrows his eyebrows Johnny-way each time you land on his property and asks you for the money with an annoying voice and his hand outstretched: "$2 please!" Every time he rolls the dice he snaps his fingers and goes "yEAH BABY!!" as if that's exactly the number he wanted. Most of the times it's somebody else's property. With a hotel.
  • Taeyong: Makes sure all the pieces are neatly arranged. Fixes the houses' position every roll because "the kids just can't roll the dice away from the board". The rest of the group gets annoyed by him after some time of having the money they owe him being announced to them within a nanosecond of landing on the property. Sworn enemies with Ten.
  • Yuta: Says he isn't the best player of Monopoly but boi, he be lyin'. Owns all the best places and quickly gets hotels on them with who-knows-whose-money. Always offers to move your pieces for you when they know you will land on their expensive property, announcing each number with a certain emphasis, then finally slamming your piece onto the property (usually Mayfair with a hotel). Leads more than three players to utter destruction, but apparently ends up losing as well by the hands of WinWin?
  • Kun: Doesn't play but is the banker. Always has his cat sitting in his lap which makes the others annoyed because "Kun the fur is getting on the game board" and "Kun the cat is playing with my houses". Sometimes struggles with the numbers and gives Yuta more money than he should have (or it's just his cat doing things), to which Yuta doesn't say anything.
  • Doyoung: Always finds a way to whine about Kun's cat. Has a rainbow of colours within the pile of money he keeps in front of him. Somehow always ends up only with $500 bills and annoys others when he hands them a $500 bill for $12 rent. You land on a property and for some reason think it's yours? No, it's Doyoung's.
  • Ten: Puts all the money under the game board and everyone thinks he's close to bankrupting. Everything changes when he starts pulling out those $100 bills out of nowhere, causing all the houses and pieces landslide to the middle of the board so that everybody else has to fix them. Taeyong doesn't like him for some reason.
  • Jaehyun: Jinxed from the very first roll when he lands on "income tax". Has a total of three properties which never get landed on, so he eventually gives up and leaves all his money and cards to WinWin. Spends the rest of the game munching on that really delicious, but really,,,noisy sandwich, leaving crumbs all over the game board and annoying Taeyong.
  • WinWin: Only agreed to play so Yuta and Taeyong would stop pestering him. Doesn't really care about the game, only here for the drama. Owns a few good places but nothing special. Continuously receives help from Yuta and other hyungs he didn't ask for and escapes bankrupting a few times. Apparently the one winning??
  • Jungwoo: In charge of bringing snacks. Never gets to sit down because the moment he brings chips, popcorn is gone, the moment he brings popcorn, there's no chips. After 10 minutes of going to and back from the kitchen, decides to put all the snacks in the room Monopoly is being played at. Taeyong gives him dirty looks whenever there are crumbs on the game board.
  • Lucas: Doesn't play the game, but plays with the pieces when nobody uses them so he sometimes places them back on the wrong place and causes chaos between the members because "you landed on my property, why didn't you pay me the rent then". Too afraid to say it's his fault and hopes nobody saw what he did. Jungwoo gives him suspicious glances.
  • Mark: Isn't really interested in playing the game but playing it anyways to humour the hyungs. As the game progresses, gains more and more enthusiasm as he manages to land on Park Place enough times to put up hotels. Tragically loses all money when he lands on Mayfair owned by Yuta and is forced to give up both on the game and playing Monopoly ever again.
  • Renjun: Doesn't play but watches the game alongside Jeno and Jisung. Falls asleep in the 10th minute of the game and isn't there when the major downfalls happen. Is rather confused the next morning when only Jaehyun and Johnny talk to each other and nobody wants to even be in the same room as Yuta.
  • Jeno: Not too into the game, so he spends the night observing the match. At some point Renjun falls asleep on his shoulder which only transfers the sleepiness to him, so he only stays awake to see Taeil go bankrupt. Contrary to Renjun, isn't surprised at all when he sees the group falling apart the morning after.
  • Haechan: Only playing because Mark is playing. His goal isn't to win, but to find a way to make the said member lose, or make new ways as opportunities arise. Always adds 2 extra dollars to the rents others have to pay him and gets rich rather quickly?? Is disheartened when Mark loses by the hands of Yuta and swears he'll get his revenge, only to end up the same way Mark did.
  • Jaemin: Eats all the snacks. Is put in timeout after he,,,accidentally knocked down the board. Rubs into everyone's face when they land on his property and earns a smack from Renjun at some point. Contrary to his successes at taking the money from others, loses disgracefully after one landing on Yuta's Mayfair.
  • Chenle: Insists he plays with the hyungs even though he doesn't really get the game rules. Makes "vroom vroom" sounds every roll with his car piece which strangely makes Doyoung very proud each and every time. Bankrupts first even with all the help Doyoung offers him as "the only one who understands him".
  • Jisung: Isn't interested in the game, but the worst it will bring out of the members. Will probably use events from the night of playing Monopoly to blackmail others into cooking him three-course meals or letting him not do the housework when it's his turn.

“Tanuma isn’t the kind of person who would come to a place like this. He’s not like me. He’s cautious and thoughtful. It’s just him and his dad, so he never does anything that would worry him. When he’s with me, sometimes he wants to say things but holds back for my sake.”


film noir duo doodles

and takenaka thought he could never be overwhelmed again

anonymous asked:

I told my parents I want a copy of Akira (the 80's anime) for my birthday. They thought I was asking for an Acura car and have been trying to talk me down to a smaller gift, and I can't get the idea of your Bruce Wayne making a similar mistake out of my head.

he wouldn’t even question it tbh, he just buys tim an acura, tim doesn’t even like having to drive in a non-remote-controlled context because it makes him anxious but bruce figures there must be a reason because he seemed like he really wanted it and not even in some weird ironic internet way

anonymous asked:

What really makes me wanna cry about the rice cake thing is that when he first says he doesn't like rice cakes, Jimin's face drops a lil and he gets ready to say something but then yoongs is just like basically, "you're an exception" and Jimin just smiles so big! They are just too much sometimes I love them 🤧. They don't even have to do much but still we /see/ and I love that about them~

right the whole vibe of this was so good their eye contact was wild it literally felt like the entire room was on pause

anonymous asked:

Honestly I'm tired of the bullshit, first L posted that bathtub video while in NY, then we saw C with fans that same afternoon and then she went mia. Next day L on tumblr "Don't let a man tell you twice that he doesn't want you", C left NY right after Fallon, L went mia, that same day C followed that hardcore camren acc @/cryingincamren, next day she listened to "Where Did You Sleep Last Night" by Nirvana, like how fucking random is that? (she didn't use sportify for 2 days after that) +

+ some of those things aren’t just coincidences, I don’t buy that no matter how delusional I am. But I do thing camren is over so I don’t get why would Camila (especially) be so blunt about camren, sometimes I feel she wants us to be delusional 🤔

Of course she wants us to be delusional! Gaymila loves to play games, it’s like a treasure hunt, and we have to find the gay.

luluwritesthings  asked:

okay because I had a moment earlier: Shiro getting intrusive thoughts like 'what if I just broke this' bcs sometimes he truly doesn't know his strength so every once in a while somebody from the team walks in and sees Shiro like bending a spoon with his teeth and that's kind of hard to explain away

Honestly, I’ll bet he absolutely gets those kinds of thoughts a lot.  And in Shiro’s case, with no previous idea that could happen, it’d have to freak him the hell out.  Why does he suddenly want to hurt things?  What’s lurking in his head?  Was it something Haggar put in there?  

So Shiro keeps it to himself, and for the most part it’s not a huge problem.  Shiro’s always been just a bit distractable in his head anyway, with the tendency to chase after a random question when the situation isn’t dire enough to require his full concentration.  The tendency makes living with aliens a bit harder than necessary (Shiro once spent an hour in the system trying to figure out if Alteans sneezed, when Coran nearly started out of his chair when Hunk did it).  But it makes him a bit more immune to the random impulses, even when they persist.  They push at him, tug at his mind, what if what if what if, and Shiro tries to distract himself with what’s actually important.

But some days are harder than others, and there are times when Shiro just…slips.

Unfortunately, the Galra arm makes it really easy to succeed.

Shiro snaps silverware from his snacks pretty often.  Luckily, there are tons of it, made for huge royal parties, so a few missing hasn’t mattered yet.  Once, he stabbed a fork into a cutting board so hard that the had to physically climb onto the counter to get it back out.  Another time, he just snapped a pad in half in his room.  No reason, there was nothing bothering him on the screen.  Just ‘can I? can I?  What if I…?’ and it was in pieces.  

The worst impulses are ‘what would the Galra arm do to that?’.  Those, Shiro is best at keeping down, because activating the arm takes more thought and effort than just using it’s strength, so there’s a bigger hurdle to actually doing it.  But there are a few cushions on the couch that were hastily flipped upside down, and one wall in his room has a gouge that hopefully he’ll never have to explain.

Shiro managed to hide it all.  For months, no one had any idea, because Shiro desperately wanted to keep it from them.  What would they say, if they knew what Shiro really was like?  If they saw how destructive he was?  Everything that wouldn’t be missed, Shiro threw into a closet in his room.  Everything that would be was rearranged.  And he knows it’s from his time with the Galra.  He knows it.  It’s about collection weapons, it’s about knowing the destructive potential of his arm, it’s about being able to make a dent on his environment, being able to change it.  He’s vicious.  Shiro can’t let them know that.

Until he slips in front of them.

At lunch, Shiro looked at the fork in his hand and thought ‘can I?’

The thought nags, pushes at his brain, scratches his mind with urgency until Shiro gave in. His right thumb pressed against it, heating it up.  Then he jammed the fork against the edge of the table, hard enough for the red-hot tongs to twist together into one sharp point.

Shiro tilted his his head, considering, before he blinked himself back into awareness.

The whole room was staring at him.

“Was there something wrong with that fork?” Pidge asked, brow furrowed.  

Oh no.

Most of the gazes were confused, and Shiro could deal with that.  Shiro could work with that.

But he saw dawning comprehension on Hunk’s face, and Shiro’s stomach dropped to his feet.  “I’m sorry, I need to-”  He was giving up the game, he was giving himself away, he should smile and come up with some kind of distracting excuse, but the knowledge in Hunk’s eyes is killing him.  

So instead Shiro ran out.

Later, there was a knock, and Shiro opened it, already knowing it was Hunk.  This confrontation needed to happen, but at least it wasn’t in front of the others.

But it was just as well he got chewed out for it.  Rightfully.  What business did he have, acting like he wasn’t not dangerous?

Except Hunk asks something about intrusive thoughts, and Shiro has no idea what that is.

So Hunk explains, and the whole time Shiro felt like he was about to fall over.

It’s not that he’s broken, it’s not that he was reformed, it’s not any of the things Sendak said to him.  It’s part of the human brain, part of anxiety, a compulsion.  Something that it’s not just him.

It’s not just him.

Shiro nods into Hunk’s shoulder, accepts the hugs and soft reassurances, repeats to himself that he’s not wrong, he’s not twisted, he’s not bad.  He reluctantly let’s Hunk help clean out the closet full of broken items, tries not to wince too badly at every reminder.

It doesn’t really help, when the thoughts are screaming at him.

It does help when he’s picking up the pieces after.


you know how i prepare for the holidays? writing more shitty comics about my ‘diego as dio’s brother’ AU. the sum of the AU is they are a bit explosive when in the same room, but instead of alternate selves exploding literally in front of each other, they just sort of explode metaphorically

but sometimes things are okay. siblings can just be jerks occasionally, especially if they’re brandos.

(there are captions if you click! if tumblr makes the comics look unreadable, here’s an off site link. the new york salt was provided by my friend who lives there, and told me immediately what borough would be the least exciting one to receive from your all-powerful immortal brother for christmas)

Miraculous Ladybug Ships?

Okay, so I really love this show! It’s so cute! I really hope that Marinette and Adrien will end up together, but the only way that I can see this working out is if it’s Marichat.

Marinette is obviously in love with Adrien, but only the side of him that his father allows him to present. She’s only in love with half of him. Chat is the side of Adrien that he isn’t allowed to let out with his father watching. He really does love making puns and goofing around a bit. The good thing is that Marinette still likes Chat, the only thing in between them is Adrien.

Adrien is completely devoted to Ladybug. He’s so wrapped up in her though, that he doesn't realize that she has another side to her too. Marinette is shy, clumsy, kind, and creative. She’s not just the confident superhero that fights evil with a determined look on her face. Adrien doesn’t notice Mari because the only person he can imagine himself with is Ladybug.

Both of them have two sides to themselves. Marinette is still determined and Confident when it matters most, but she does get anxious sometimes. She loves to design things and help out in her parent’s bakery. She’s more than her Ladybug persona. Chat, while still kind like Adrien, love to make puns/jokes. He enjoys running about the city and feeling free. He isn’t just the studious model that his father has forced him to be. (And someone need to give him some more food. Seriously.)

Marinette and Adrien both want someone to fall in love with the sides of themselves that they feel are most important. For Marinette, it’s her civilian self. For Adrien, it’s Chat. The only way that their relationship will work out completely is if they open their eyes and see what the other person is truly like.

Thank you for reading! If anyone wants to discuss opinions with me I’d love it! :)

anonymous asked:

What I get from songs like Just a Little Bit of Your Heart, Happily, Woman and now his interpretation of Girl Crush is not that in his /reality/ he feels this way, but in the perception of his and Louis' reality from the outside. That Louis loves and adores someone else. He does have the man he loves but the world doesn't know it. And he wishes things were easier, sometimes even being a girl, because as they are now, being openly together would only do more damage than good.

I think this is true, if I understand you correctly. Louis isn’t really with a girl irl; it’s just his narrative, and what the public sees. Harry isn’t really jealous of Louis’ girlfriend(s) or vice versa. But the difficulty of living with these charades does take a psychological toll.

betts47  asked:

I know this is random but I have no one else to tell. It just dawned on me that Ciel might be a bad dancer because he doesn't have half of his vision. Vision helps with balance. And I was imagining Ciel dancing with Sebastian without his eyepatch and being good and very charming. That's it thanks

An interesting thought! Losing half your vision has to interfere with a lot of things and Ciel usually handles his shit so well that it’s hard to take that into account sometimes. I just looked it up and apparently you can strain the one eye from tasks like reading and you get lots of headaches from it. Also, people that lose vision in one eye have ‘declines in their abilities to accurately track moving objects, to judge distances, and to perceive depth’. No wonder Ciel struggles with dancing!

Nothing is ever too random, thanks for the message! Here’s a random drabble for the hell of it:

“They do say practice makes perfect, Young Master, but in your case -”

“Shut up! I don’t want to hear it!”

This should be the height of simplicity, Sebastian thought, since they were only practicing the box step - nothing too ambitious. Still, regardless of all his patient teachings Ciel still couldn’t seem to help stepping on his toes at every available opportunity.

“Are you quite sure your actions aren’t intentional?” The demon asked after a particularly hard stomp.

The young Earl huffed and nearly overbalanced as they moved backwards together.

“Argh! I wasn’t ready!”

“Might I remind you that you are supposed to take the lead?”

It was too much for Ciel. He ripped his arms away from his butlers and pushed his eyepatch up over his head without even bothering to undo it and let it flutter to the floor.

“Again!” He said, breathing hard.

The demon simply smiled and allowed his arms to be taken up once more. What he didn’t expect was the perfect box step - suddenly the child had rhythm, he stepped at the exact same time as Sebastian and his toes remained unscathed this time.

“Very well, let’s move on to a chasse. Begin from promenade position”.

This step had Ciel’s brow wrinkling in concentration since he was forced to take a more dominant stance of leadership. Despite it all he did a fine job, pausing at all the right moments and guiding Sebastian to turn into their movements.

“All right, and now the spin. We’ll use the box step again with perhaps a quarter rotation”.

Ciel executed it perfectly, holding his arm aloft with elegance and raising his chin to make the movements appear noble and effortless. Where was the flailing mess from a moment ago? Sebastian decided he must be a genius.

“Excellent, though please allow me to fix your attire once more. You’ll be dancing with Lady Elizabeth, after all”.

The eyepatch was tied neatly behind Ciel’s head and adjusted, eclipsing the Earls peripheral vision completely.

“There now, Young Master. Let us try a reverse turn, this time”.

The demon’s toes were trampled on immediately, all grace lost as coltish legs struggled to find the right places to step. All that proficiency seemed to disappear completely as the Earl stumbled and cursed. Of course, Sebastian thought, far be it for his job to suddenly become easy.

Still, he couldn’t complain about the view - Ciel always did look so good with his cheeks flushed, hair mussed and a scowl on his face.

kixboxer  asked:

descend fully into cubicle hell imagine with me viktor pulling yuuri out of a meeting he doesn't want or need to be in by asking the person running it what *viktor* can do to help *that person* get their job done properly


Whenever I read any installment of Cubical Gods, all I can think about is the obviously deleted scene where Yuuri is doing that thing he sometimes does after hours which is Hide From His Priorities Under His Desk and and he’s considering whether he should actually cry or just kind of let Existential Dread consume him for the next half hour while he sits in complete stillness and stares at the dust under his power strip.

And Viktor takes a wander by and pokes his head underneath the desk and is like “YUURI! :D” 

And Yuuri is startled and also kind of wants Viktor not to see him like this so his body’s reactions kind of go in ten directions at once and he ends up KICKING HIS DESK CHAIR INTO VIKTOR’S GUT while shrieking “I’M FINE!”

“Oh,” Viktor wheezes, and sits down on the floor. He crawls partially under the desk with him. “That’s good. Okay, let’s just–hey, let’s sit here for a few minutes and not move.”

“I was already doing that,” Yuuri hisses, and pulls his knees up to his chest to make more room for Viktor. He tugs him under the desk with him like they’re in the zombie apocalypse and Viktor has been wounded and Yuuri has found them a hideout in the sewers.

Viktor glances around under the desk and says, “I love what you’ve done with the place” and Yuuri pulls out a box of Sadness Twinkies and tells Viktor he can have one if he doesn’t, just doesn’t.

There is a security camera that gets a really good shot of Viktor Nikiforov’s legs sticking out from under Yuuri’s desk for the next twenty minutes and the next day they get called into Celestino’s office.

“Do I even want to know what you two were doing under Katsuki’s desk at one in the morning last night?” he asks them, rubbing his eyebrows.

“Eating Twinkies!” Viktor chirps.

The sound Celestino makes can be heard throughout the floor and Yuuri shrinks to two inches in height and tries to disappear into the pile of the carpet.

How to Deal (Savagely) With Fuck Boys Using Only Bob Ross Quotes:
  • Fuckboy: *asks how your day is going*
  • Bob Ross: Every day is a good day when you paint.
  • Fuckboy: *Talking about their dick*
  • Bob Ross: I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the ‘Mona Lisa’ with a two-inch brush.
  • Fuckboy: *says something about how he'd do anything for you*
  • Bob Ross: In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over is the garbage.
  • Fuckboy: *asks what you want to do ;) ;) ;)*
  • Bob Ross: I think each of us, sometime in our life, has wanted to paint a picture.
  • Fuckboy: *asks "Where is this going?" or "Where do we stand?"*
  • Bob Ross: We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
  • Fuckboy: *accuses you of friendzoning him*
  • Bob Ross: Gotta give him a friend. Like I always say, ‘Everyone needs a friend.’
  • Fuckboy: *gets annoyed at you for only replying with Bob Ross quotes*
  • Bob Ross: They say everything looks better with odd numbers of things. But sometimes I put even numbers — just to upset the critics.
  • Fuckboy: *sexts you*
  • Bob Ross: I like to beat the brush.
  • Bob Ross: Be so very light. Be a gentle whisper.
  • Bob Ross: If you do too much, it’s going to lose its effectiveness.
  • Fuckboy: *says he doesn't want to talk to you*
  • Bob Ross: Talk to the tree, make friends with it.
  • Fuckboy: *is mad at you for not contributing to the conversation*
  • Bob Ross: Just let go — and fall like a little waterfall.
  • Fuckboy: *asks abt your pussy/bussy/dick/whatever*
  • Bob Ross: This is happy place; little squirrels live here and play.
  • Fuckboy: *for when you lead them on with Bob Ross quotes and then let them go*
  • Bob Ross: Isn’t it fantastic that you can change your mind and create all these happy things?

laurakorra  asked:

Hi, you guys are amazing 😭💓. Could you please make a Wonho and Minhyuk scenario where their girlfriend is usually very clumsy and Clueless? Like she lost a lot of things (keys, earphones etc) or she doesn't remember important things and like that?. Thank you very much you guys are awesome, seriously 💙💗

Having a forgetful girlfriend (Wonho and Minhyuk)

It would take Hoseok quite some time to get used to you always forgetting things. In the beginning he would be very surprised at how much your forget even the most obvious things but eventually get used to it and just laugh it off. Of course he would get annoyed and aggravated sometimes if he just told you something and you forgot a few minutes later. He’d definitely use your forgetfulness to get more kisses and skinship with you. There would be some points when he would just stare at you and wonder why you are like this but nevertheless, this bundle of joy would love you no matter what. If you forgot about him, he would try everything to get you to remember him because in his mind, his girlfriend is the most precious thing to him.

Ahh really…This girl…” *chuckles and looks at you with hearts in his eyes*

Originally posted by ew-wonho

This little sunshine would find your forgetfulness kind of cute and something that he could use to his advantage. For example, if he’d definitely use this time to play with you like hide your keys or tell you something false. This joking around wouldn’t last long when he would do it though. Probably a few minutes at most and then he’d tell the truth / play it off cool. After his “jokes” he’d always pull you in for a hug and laugh. He’d constantly call you and your forgetfulness cute and comment about how it makes him want to live you even more because you go along with his pranks. (Sigh. This boy..) It would be really rare that he would get annoyed. If anything he’d sigh deeply but I feel like that’s as far as he’ll go unless if he’s really in a mood. Just like Wonho though, he loves you and doesn’t want you to change because you are you and that’s all that matters. :)

Originally posted by monstxtrash