but he just doesn't get things sometimes

JAMILTON HEADCANONS
  • • let's get to the point, there is // so much // angry sex
  • • they are both left with bruises all over by morning
  • • instead of "I love you" It's a lot of "Fuck you" and stupid smiling followed by things like "You imbecile" and just a thousand loving/hateful insults
  • • they don't do things like hold hands or kiss cheeks; soft stuff like that isn't their thing
  • • Alex is a fighter; he absolutley doesn't fall at Jeffersons feet, and he absolutley doesn't beg for anything from the man
  • • Alex likes to play with Thomas' hair all the time, to the point of sometimes annoying Thomas
  • • Alex blurted out "I love you" in like the second week and it's the only time he's ever seen Thomas flustered and nervous
  • • Thomas cried after saying "I love you" a month later and Alex makes fun of him for it

anonymous asked:

I told my parents I want a copy of Akira (the 80's anime) for my birthday. They thought I was asking for an Acura car and have been trying to talk me down to a smaller gift, and I can't get the idea of your Bruce Wayne making a similar mistake out of my head.

he wouldn’t even question it tbh, he just buys tim an acura, tim doesn’t even like having to drive in a non-remote-controlled context because it makes him anxious but bruce figures there must be a reason because he seemed like he really wanted it and not even in some weird ironic internet way

luluwritesthings  asked:

okay because I had a moment earlier: Shiro getting intrusive thoughts like 'what if I just broke this' bcs sometimes he truly doesn't know his strength so every once in a while somebody from the team walks in and sees Shiro like bending a spoon with his teeth and that's kind of hard to explain away

Honestly, I’ll bet he absolutely gets those kinds of thoughts a lot.  And in Shiro’s case, with no previous idea that could happen, it’d have to freak him the hell out.  Why does he suddenly want to hurt things?  What’s lurking in his head?  Was it something Haggar put in there?  

So Shiro keeps it to himself, and for the most part it’s not a huge problem.  Shiro’s always been just a bit distractable in his head anyway, with the tendency to chase after a random question when the situation isn’t dire enough to require his full concentration.  The tendency makes living with aliens a bit harder than necessary (Shiro once spent an hour in the system trying to figure out if Alteans sneezed, when Coran nearly started out of his chair when Hunk did it).  But it makes him a bit more immune to the random impulses, even when they persist.  They push at him, tug at his mind, what if what if what if, and Shiro tries to distract himself with what’s actually important.

But some days are harder than others, and there are times when Shiro just…slips.

Unfortunately, the Galra arm makes it really easy to succeed.

Shiro snaps silverware from his snacks pretty often.  Luckily, there are tons of it, made for huge royal parties, so a few missing hasn’t mattered yet.  Once, he stabbed a fork into a cutting board so hard that the had to physically climb onto the counter to get it back out.  Another time, he just snapped a pad in half in his room.  No reason, there was nothing bothering him on the screen.  Just ‘can I? can I?  What if I…?’ and it was in pieces.  

The worst impulses are ‘what would the Galra arm do to that?’.  Those, Shiro is best at keeping down, because activating the arm takes more thought and effort than just using it’s strength, so there’s a bigger hurdle to actually doing it.  But there are a few cushions on the couch that were hastily flipped upside down, and one wall in his room has a gouge that hopefully he’ll never have to explain.

Shiro managed to hide it all.  For months, no one had any idea, because Shiro desperately wanted to keep it from them.  What would they say, if they knew what Shiro really was like?  If they saw how destructive he was?  Everything that wouldn’t be missed, Shiro threw into a closet in his room.  Everything that would be was rearranged.  And he knows it’s from his time with the Galra.  He knows it.  It’s about collection weapons, it’s about knowing the destructive potential of his arm, it’s about being able to make a dent on his environment, being able to change it.  He’s vicious.  Shiro can’t let them know that.

Until he slips in front of them.

At lunch, Shiro looked at the fork in his hand and thought ‘can I?’

The thought nags, pushes at his brain, scratches his mind with urgency until Shiro gave in. His right thumb pressed against it, heating it up.  Then he jammed the fork against the edge of the table, hard enough for the red-hot tongs to twist together into one sharp point.

Shiro tilted his his head, considering, before he blinked himself back into awareness.

The whole room was staring at him.

“Was there something wrong with that fork?” Pidge asked, brow furrowed.  

Oh no.

Most of the gazes were confused, and Shiro could deal with that.  Shiro could work with that.

But he saw dawning comprehension on Hunk’s face, and Shiro’s stomach dropped to his feet.  “I’m sorry, I need to-”  He was giving up the game, he was giving himself away, he should smile and come up with some kind of distracting excuse, but the knowledge in Hunk’s eyes is killing him.  

So instead Shiro ran out.

Later, there was a knock, and Shiro opened it, already knowing it was Hunk.  This confrontation needed to happen, but at least it wasn’t in front of the others.

But it was just as well he got chewed out for it.  Rightfully.  What business did he have, acting like he wasn’t not dangerous?

Except Hunk asks something about intrusive thoughts, and Shiro has no idea what that is.

So Hunk explains, and the whole time Shiro felt like he was about to fall over.

It’s not that he’s broken, it’s not that he was reformed, it’s not any of the things Sendak said to him.  It’s part of the human brain, part of anxiety, a compulsion.  Something that it’s not just him.

It’s not just him.

Shiro nods into Hunk’s shoulder, accepts the hugs and soft reassurances, repeats to himself that he’s not wrong, he’s not twisted, he’s not bad.  He reluctantly let’s Hunk help clean out the closet full of broken items, tries not to wince too badly at every reminder.

It doesn’t really help, when the thoughts are screaming at him.

It does help when he’s picking up the pieces after.

mob. you heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on mob. just you and me, and sometimes your brother and sometimes serizawa. but never dimple you wanna know why morty? because he crossed me. (ok take it easy shishou, tha-that’s dark). oh it gets darker mob, welcome to the darkest years of our adventures. first thing that’s different, no more dimple mob he threatened to turn me into government so i made him and the government go away. (ohhhh fuck). i’ve re-BURP-laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if i came home without you and your brother, so now you know the real reason i rescued you. i just took over the family mob! and if you tell your mom or brother i said any of this i’ll deny it and they’ll take my side because im a hero mob. and now you’re gonna have to go do everything i say mob. forever! and i-i’ll-i’ll go out and find some more of that mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce morty! anb-because that’s what this is all about mob! tha that’s my one armed man. i’m not driven by avenging my dead family mob, that was fake, i-i-im driven by finding that mcnugget sauce! i want the mulan mcnugget sauce morty! that’s my series arc mob! if it takes 9 seasons, i want my mcnugget. dipping sauce szechuan sauce mob! (what are you talking about shishou ?) that’s wha-that’s what (what are you talking about??) gonna take us all the way to the end mob! season 9 9 more seasons until i get that dipping szechuan sauce. (what is that?!) for 97 more years mob (what are you talking about!?). i want that mcnugget dipping sauce mob

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you know how i prepare for the holidays? writing more shitty comics about my ‘diego as dio’s brother’ AU. the sum of the AU is they are a bit explosive when in the same room, but instead of alternate selves exploding literally in front of each other, they just sort of explode metaphorically

but sometimes things are okay. siblings can just be jerks occasionally, especially if they’re brandos.

(there are captions if you click! if tumblr makes the comics look unreadable, here’s an off site link. the new york salt was provided by my friend who lives there, and told me immediately what borough would be the least exciting one to receive from your all-powerful immortal brother for christmas)

anonymous asked:

Your tags give me LIFE omg the one about seb + harry potter had me rolling

i have a lot of feelings about sebastian stan and harry potter. it’s just mind boggling to me that there are grown ass people out there who haven’t ever seen harry potter. or read the books. if i’d known when i’d met him, things would’ve been COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. i would’ve made him act out a scene from the movie with me, or i would’ve spent the 15 seconds i had with him getting him sorted. my life would be completely different right now. 

i just want everyone to love harry potter as much as i do. as much as tom felton does.

soranokuma  asked:

I feel like there will be days when Damian is just with his pets all around him. He's just reading by himself while resting against Titus' flank. His pets are either napping or enjoying the sun. Tim often finds Damian doing it and joins him. Damian doesn't say a thing. Tim reads together with Damian and about the same speed as Dami. Sometimes, Dami just falls asleep and Tim hugs him during their naps. If Tim wakes up first, he'll carry Dami to bed and lingers there prob. thinking to nap or not

When he’s surrounded by his pets is the only time Tim can get within distance without getting his hand chopped off for anything. Damian’s pets make him polite, practically. And it’s still such a crazy concept to Tim.

It takes him ages to ask to join Damian, because obviously there’s some magic or shit going on in these animals to mellow the kid out this much. Damian allows him to, and Tim just absently asks him what he’s reading, and Damian actually tells him, and they have discussions or read it together, because Tim’s read it before and liked it, so likes to know what part Damian is on and gage his reaction to each part. 

It turns into maybe listening to music or podcasts together, or watching movies. And then one day, they’re watching some film, and Tim’s munching popcorn and feels something slump against his shoulder and sees it’s Damian sleeping and just.

He’s so flabbergasted, he looks up at Titus who’s staring at him incredibly expectantly and Tim just guesses, “I should…go tuck him into bed?” And Titus chuffs in approval, and he and Alfred-cat stay with both boys the whole way.

And Tim’s always called Damian his brother, but he’s never felt it until he’s pulling the blankets up to Damian’s neck, and really looking at his face and how peaceful he is. 

anonymous asked:

Help! I woke up today thinking about Harry desperately begging to come inside you. (& not because he doesn't have a condom or whatever) but simply based on his primal urge that he's normally able to control but you've somehow managed to unleash it during a nail raking, lip biting, hair pulling, sweaty skin to skin sticking fuck. (Probably induced by a heated argument sparked by jealousy or maybe just from being away from you so long that he's actually gone mad with missing you? 😭😭😭

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS ANYWHERE!

This wasn’t a request, but I held onto it, cause sometimes you get a thing and you just… know… that the wheels are turning and things are clicking. 

Tonight the wheels clicked, against my better judgment. It’s short, it’s PWP, it’s… it is what it is. Enjoy! x

Gentle Reminder: Requests are closed! New requests will be posted immediately and catalogued. 

056. Primal

The first thing Harry notices is that he’s hard. 

He’s not even opened his eyes yet and he can feel himself, full and warm, against his belly. His brow furrows and he lifts a heavy arm, sore from how tense he’d been supporting himself above you the night before and the gratuitous bite marks you’d inflicted on his tattooed bicep, to creep down in search of… what, exactly? Proof? Confirmation that he’s not been fucked out of his mind and he’s having a phantom erection?

When his hand, clumsy from sleep, collides unexpectedly suddenly with his not at all phantom erection, his stomach clenches while he bucks up and he hisses, eyes flying open and squinting promptly against the early morning sun.

You’d fucked him good last night, and he likes to think he’d given as good as he’d gotten, but apparently he wants more.

And why wouldn’t he?

Your voice had been hoarse by the final time you two had disconnected from each other and your breaths had been infused with faint whines of disbelief.

Harry wraps his hand around his dick and pulls up with a slight twisting motion of his wrist and he watches the end of him disappear under skin, the tip leaking just a bit.

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Hetalia Characters Playing Cards Against Humanity
  • Italy: Always laughing, plays cards that don't necessarily makes sense but then always picks the weirdest, nastiest, most sexual ones when he's czar.
  • Germany: Everyone expect him to be nasty but he's actually just a little embarrassed the whole time. He gets suspiciously awkward when someone plays the "German Dungeon Porn" card.
  • Japan: Calm, collected, actually pretty serious about wanting to win the game. When someone doesn't know what something is he's always the one to just casually explain it while other people are like 'OH GOD DON'T GO ON GOOGLE IMAGES'
  • America: Such a teenage boy about it. Constantly making comments about how fucked up things are. Also he's always laughing, sometimes so hard it gets difficult for him to actually keep playing.
  • England: Ready to fight if he thinks his card was better but it didn't get picked, especially if France was the czar.
  • France: Actually not as much of a fan of the game as you might think. A lot of the cards remind him of something that happened one time. The other players usually do not let him tell his story.
  • China: Constantly surprised by how inappropriate the cards are. He ends up holding all of those ones in his hand and tries to play the clean ones first. When he eventually has nothing but offensive cards left he'll play one, but insist that he's just throwing a card away. Usually that's the first time he wins a round.
  • Russia: The cards he plays range from the kinds of fucked up that make everyone in the game worry, to cards that are actually... cute. But when he's czar he undoubtedly picks ones that he finds "funny", which are almost always the gory or violent ones.
  • Canada: Never admits which card was his. If he wins, and his card was messed up, it usually takes everyone else saying that wasn't theirs and America finally remembering he exists for them to figure out who played the winning card. His turn for czar often accidentally gets skipped
  • Prussia: Plays to win, strategizes about how to adjust his card choices based on who the czar is, but also has a really good time and is always laughing his ass off at the card choices. He takes forever to pick when he's the czar.
  • Austria: Has really bad luck, plays his best card that he's been saving and then doesn't win, always manages to pick the card that the person with way more points than anyone else played when he's czar, pouts about it.
  • Spain: Is the one that people have to explain cards to. He totally doesn't care about winning and just wants to have a good time.
  • Romano: Gets flustered about the sexual cards, especially when Spain asks what they are, because he always asks him first. If he played a good card and it didn't get picked he'll complain about it loudly.

Life would be so much easier if I could hate Furuya you know?

BUT THEN HE PULLS STUFF LIKE THIS AND IM JUST!?!?!?

HOW?!??!?

His intentions are so pure and straightforward and what the hell he’s come a long way from that kid from the start who couldn’t even fathom that there are actual people he can trust when he’s on the mound

What the fuck this made me emotional :( Polar bear just wants to be the best for this team. 

Goddamit Terajima, WHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO CONFLICTED ABOUT THE ACE POSITION AGAIN I HATELOVE U SO MUCH UGH

Okay but I think here lies Furuya’s mistakes lately? He’s trying to shoulder everything? Am I right? Am I wrong? WHO KNOWS, ALL I KNOW IS T-SENSEI WANTS TO RIP ME APART _(」∠ 、ン、)_

nct as otome game characters
  • taeyong: incredibly handsome and charismatic-but-intimidating type. very talented, but can appear very cold at a first glance, which is why people who don't know him are scared of him. actually soft and doting, and cares for the mc a lot in all of the routes. usually referred to as mother by the other members because he likes to give a lot of advice and usually scolds them when they do something wrong and/or unhealthy.
  • ten: youthful and carefree type. reputed as a bit of a playboy due to his popularity with girls, but he's actually quite innocent (despite being fairly playful and sometimes inappropriate) and shy, although he knows a lot of people. flirts with the mc occasionally, although he reveals his more abstract and dreamer-like side to the mc in his route.
  • jaehyun: all rounder type. studies well, is athletic, has many friends, and is popular with girls due to his good looks and sweet personality. has quite a bit of dating experience and can occasionally be a little perverted, but he's actually quite sensitive and wants the mc (and the other members) to be happy. will go to the ends of the earth to make sure the mc is happy and content in his route.
  • doyoung: scrupulous and studious type. can be quite awkward and occasionally has trouble understanding emotions, but he knows for a fact that he feels something for the mc that's different from everyone else. has a clear and gentle singing voice that charms everyone. will send the mc long texts asking them if they're okay and telling them to take care of themself. tends to be a little sassy, but to be honest, in his route, he'll do whatever the mc asks of him if it's within his grasp.
  • taeil: smart but awkward type. has trouble expressing his feelings and is constantly teased by the younger members. wants to tell the mc how he feels about them, but he's so bad at showing his emotions that really, he seems to almost distance himself from them. in his route, he's surprisingly tender and will not hesitate to sing/serenade the mc to sleep if they can't rest. actually, if the mc asks him to sing, there's a 99% chance he will.
  • hansol: silent and strong type. generally reserved and doesn't talk much, but he keeps a silent and watchful eye over the mc in case they need help, in which he'll be there. the kind of interest that'll quietly protect and sacrifice for the mc without them knowing. a little curt and taciturn, but he makes a greater effort to be more expressive and talkative around the mc. secretly gets upset and pouty when ignored by the mc when he wants their attention.
  • kun: shy and quiet type. usually found in quiet areas (ex. the library) because he doesn't like loud noises or rowdy people. good friends with winwin. once warming up to the mc, he's actually surprisingly humorous and playful, but is noticeably very sweet to the mc and makes sure to fulfill their needs, although he doesn't mind pranking them once in a while. a cutie who cares a lot for everyone.
  • johnny: sarcastic and troll type. always joking around and mentioning his beautifully well crafted looks (which, admittedly is true), and he likes to make people laugh and therefore plays quite a few pranks and makes lots of jokes. the type to say really cheesy one liners and pickup lines to the mc in his route, although, really, he'll do that in all of them. is and will be sassy when he wants to be.
  • yuta: manly and independent type. adapts well to new environments, and is quite smart. has trouble controlling his emotions (especially his temper) at times, and although he doesn't like to admit it, he cries a little too easily when emotional. can become irritable when disrespected or around people who have no respect, but once he realizes the mc is a genuine and respectable person, he becomes very protective, even possessive, of them. the type to make mild threats when the mc disobeys him (ex. "If you don't come over, I'll bite you.").
  • winwin: gentle and pure type. very charming smile, practices diligently to make up for any communication issues. can be surprisingly childish/innocent at times, and becomes a little--very--attached to the mc in his route. the type to ask the mc where they're going or what they're doing that day, or if they want anything. very gentle, but when anyone messes with the mc or the members, he can lose his temper quickly.
  • mark: cute, naive, and innocent sunshine who gets really nervous around mc and is a stuttering mess because he just wants the mc to love him and give him their attention. adorable but lowkey mess that everyone secretly loves. even if you don't choose his route you probably still love him. actually very talented and diligent, but tends to lack confidence in himself.
  • renjun: studious type who always likes to patiently explain things to the mc whenever they ask because honestly, he wants to help them in any way he can. pure and will take care of and look out for the mc, even if he's not the main love interest. can be either a big brother figure (in other routes) or a cute and considerate boyfriend (in his route).
  • haechan: sassy tsundere who appears to simply view the mc as a toy or a person to constantly tease; however, he grows to love them when he recognizes their kindness and bright personality. quite protective of the mc, doesn't like it when the other characters tease the mc too much in his route (he turns up the sass), and he likes to tease mark a lot.
  • jaemin: flirty aegyo type who is constantly asking the mc if he's cute and if they like him (even if they say they don't, they know they're lying~). the type to use lots of emojis and just wants the mc to relax and trust him. will get jealous fairly easily, can and will become clingy to the mc in pretty much all the routes. very playful, likes teasing the other characters, but knows not to cross any boundaries.
  • jeno: calm and mature prince type with a killer eyesmile. the type to be very popular with girls despite not trying particularly hard to become that way. sometimes referred to as a straight arrow and, occasionally, a stiff board (courtesy of jaemin) because he's really considerate and therefore doesn't like teasing people that much (although jokes are another thing). gentleman to mc, very gentle and soft despite the rare sass and smart-alecky responses.
  • chenle: very talented and peaceful love interest who is usually quite busy but still manages to be cheerful. the idol type who at first suffered from communication issues, but when he grew more comfortable, he turns out to be quite mischievous but also clever and excitable. the type to always talk to the mc and show them something he's done or finds cool.
  • jisung: mature and intelligent type who appears very shy before warming up. passionate about dancing, tends to act cool, but because of his young age and pretty face, he's called cute. doesn't voice his thoughts, and is quite patient. falls for the mc when they listen to him and support him, and becomes a bit of a timid, lovesick type. respects the mc despite fooling around with his hyungs.

anonymous asked:

I'm not hating, Joker doesn't hate Harley, he just doesn't treat her right. But then again, I get these things that he "loves her in his own way". I don't really get that?

thatwell, it’s because joker is a complete psychopaths and people like that can’t express love like a sane person. Joker does love Harley, but he doesn’t know how to show it and it scares him. So sometimes he is cruel to her and it is awful but he is a villain he isn’t going to be prince charming.

Here are some examples of joker loving harley in his own way 

 here joker has a picture of Harley on his desk

he also has at least two pictures of harley in his cell

Joker actually carried around a napkin harley kissed and signed 

Joker wrote he loves her on this picture of them

here is joker holding harley while crying. This really shows how much he trusts her and is willing to show his vulnerable side to her 

This is joker holding Harley while crying. It’s really obvious how much he cares for her here, his facial expression is filled with sadness and almost compassion. Which is something that joker never feels, expect for when it comes to harley. He is just holding her letting her cry.

oh and i think this one speaks for itself 

This is my favorite moment between them.So here joker has his own personal reasons for wanting to destroy the universe, finishing with the revelation that in a new blank universe people like him will never come into existence. So instead of fucking with her in her last moments or being a total ass, he gently kisses her and turns her into fucking stars finally acknowledging how much she does mean to him, Omg I’m gonna cry 

 and here are some quotes from Paul Dini, mark Hamill and Arleen Sorkin 

“He loves her as much as he can.
He loves her in his way.”

-Paul Dini

“…That, to me, is kinda their private life. Joker opens up and in those moments he is whatever he is at his core and all his demons come in. And the only one he trusts with that is Harley, or Harley’s the only one who knows how to deal with him in those moments.”                           

-Paul Dini

“Expressing emotion in any way that’s real and meaningful
is alien to the Joker,
but he’s learning those parts of himself,
however unconsciously, through Harley.”

-Mark Hamill

“Everyone else sees the Joker laugh;
only Harley has ever seen him cry.”

- Arleen Sorkin

So yes Joker loves Harley, but sometimes he is too much of a monster to show it but he does love harley in his own way 

texts with SVT (your boyfriend)
  • seungcheol/s.coups: texts you all day. will send you good morning texts and good night texts. will message you about every little thing throughout the day because he can't help but tell his most important person about it. will surprise you by talking about things you thought he forgot about. "this made me think of you" texts. sends you pictures of him being lonely without you. will take pictures hugging other members with captions like "this should be you." woozi tries to call him out on always being on his phone but that never seems to stop him, so you constantly have to remind him to work hard and that you'll text him after practice.
  • jeonghan: texts when exciting things happen, which for jeonghan is luckily all the time. "MINGYU JUST SPIT ALL OVE R THR FOROL LMAO" When the group has a little bit of rest time, you're the first person he wants to talk to. he likes hearing your stories, so he's always asking you about your day. will also ask you very personal things through text, and sometimes you have to tell him (in the sweetest way) to find his chill. expect a lot of selfies because your reactions are priceless and he loves teasing you. He's actually very laid back when it comes to texting though, and he doesn't mind when you forget to text back. Often sends texts meant for you to other members on accident and vice versa.
  • jihoon/woozi: is always worrying about you so he surprisingly texts quite often, but his texts are always straight to the point. "wear a sweater. it's cold out now." you two are always arguing over text (never anything serious just little stuff), and just when you're about to win, he'll bring up conversations from long ago that you don't even remember. on the off chance you do win, you don't let him forget it and he'll respond by sending you a really gross aegyo pic that kills you inside. But you also feel special because he trusts you enough not to show anybody else. He also likes to talk about the other members with you because sometimes this boy just needs to vent, but you know he writes those things with a good heart because he loves them. will send you pics of him working late at night and gets mad when you won't send him one back.
  • soonyoung/hoshi: is the biggest spam texter. sometimes you wonder how this boy can type so fast. It's like rapid fire, but it's okay because you'll reciprocate the speed. you two have at least three conversations going at once at all times, and what's amazing is how you both can talk about anything. He's the type to love every little detail and will text you when so much as a leaf falls to the ground, and when you text him about the smallest things he gets so happy. He likes to show the group your texts when they're funny and members are always wondering why you two talk about such nonsense, but it's like your own language that nobody else can understand, and you both love it for that reason. When things do get serious, you sometimes wonder if it's the same boy texting you because it's like a completely different aura, and you're surprised that you like it so much.
  • joshua: is most likely to emoji text. Sometimes conversations are had using JUST emojis. Joshua is always fun to text because he's such a funny and awkward person. Usually you'll talk about some weird anime he found, or Joshua will send you funny memes. Joshua texts less frequently on days he knows you're busy because he doesn't want to bother you and feels bad when he does, so you're constantly reminding him that he's never a bother. His favorite thing to do is send you random texts full of heart emojis and explaining how much he cares about you because he knows it'll make you smile. He also sends little reminders for things he thinks you might forget. "Remember to bring your flash drive to school today. Good luck on your speech! ♥♥♥"
  • junhui/jun: texts you a fair amount. He loves to send you greasy lines because he loves your reactions to them, but when you send the occasional one back he gets so flustered and kind of happy. Sometimes he'll show the other members. He especially loves to send greasy lines when he's sitting right next to you because he loves to watch how flustered you get when you read them. you both actually text the most when you're sitting right next to each other. when you both go out with the other members, you both text in a secret code only you two know and use code names when you're teasing the other members for their weird antics. when you both are apart, you're usually just talking to about your shared interests. Jun loves knowing things about you, so he's always trying to surprise you with research he did on that one subject you talked about for 5 minutes that one time.
  • seungkwan: is the most fun to text in seventeen because he always has so much to say. He's another spam texter but not as intense as hoshi. Seungkwan is only a spam texter because he separates his texts for dramatic effect. You and Seungkwan actually text a lot of mean things to each other and look like you're arguing all the time, but its how you both show you care. "Your face looks so silly in this picture, why are you making that face?" "Because I was thinking about your bad breath in the morning." "Next time I'm going to breathe right into your face." The others wonder how you both can be in a relationship like that, but it works for you both. On a sunny day when you're feeling generous, you'll tell him how cute he looks on tv, and seungkwan will almost burst into tears because you were watching him, but he'll never admit it. That's what you love about him.
  • hansol/vernon: a lot of one word responses. You often get a lot of "kk" and "lol" but that's only because you keep sending him memes. (Why are you doing that to him? He doesn't deserve this.) He actually does find them funny, and sometimes he'll show the other members when it's something he can't help but laugh out loud at. Once you guys get deeper into the relationship, Vernon opens up a lot more. When you surprise him with the occasional thoughtful message, Vernon gets to be his really shy and sweet self, and that's when he'll feel inspired and type an essays worth of stuff. Sometimes he'll make you happy cry because he actually really does have a way with words. He'll start messaging you more often too. He'll start your morning and end your nights with thoughtful messages. You'll see the real gem in him and he'll make you fall for him even more just through text.
  • seokmin/DK: always wants to give you a reason to smile so he's constantly sending cute pictures or memes or fluffy messages or funny messages. Other members will ask him why he's staring so hard at his phone. It's because he's trying really hard to send you quality material. Sometimes when he sends you stuff, you overreact because you want to make sure he knows you appreciate it. You are also always pestering him to send clips of him singing and deep down it makes him feel really happy and special that you like hearing him that much. Even if he pretends that he doesn't want to, he'll do it and your praise afterwards sends him to the moon and back. There is not a moment when this boy's texts don't make you smile. Please keep him safe.
  • mingyu: gives such an oppa vibe in his texts. He's always trying to take care of you and pretends like he's so much older than you when that's not really the case. "Let's go get some coffee tonight so you can work on your essay, but I'm not letting you stay up too late because you need rest." Which is funny because it's him that really needs to rest, but when you tell him that, he just texts back silly emojis. You get a lot of links to food tutorials with an excited Mingyu saying "Let's try making this!" He also keeps you updated on his career and likes to run his ideas through you first because he values your opinion a lot. You often send him pictures you find of him because you want to praise him but he thinks you're making fun of him so he pretends to be sad. That's when you start over-praising him and telling him he looks so good, and that just feeds his ego more.
  • wonwoo: There is so much fluff with this boy. he loves showering you with praise and supports everything you do. "Fighting!" Sometimes when you send him sweet messages telling him how cute he is, he won't respond for a few hours because he's so shy about it and doesn't know how to express that you literally just made his heart beat out of his chest. The truth is you both don't text each other too much because you both like to talk about your lives face to face. You'll spend whole nights talking instead of on your phones. Occasionally he'll send you a video message because he wants to make sure his words reach you in the best possible way.
  • minghao/the8: is the biggest victim of autocorrect. sometimes you wonder why he doesn't just turn it off. "I've got a long practice today, but the thought of our first kill last night is getting me through it." "First kill? Did we do something I'm not aware of?" "Kiss***" This is followed by a bunch of texts about how embarrassed he is. Despite this, his texts are the kind that make you smile during a bad day. The thing that will surprise you most is how funny he can be. He can say really weird things sometimes. He'll text you something weird, and you can tell from the way he typed how confident he was sending it. He'll talk a lot about the weird things the other members are doing, and sometimes he'll text you about things deep in his heart because he trusts you so much. It's very rare that minghao spam texts, but each time was because something major happened. The texts were the most precious things you've ever received. You enjoyed it so much that you have them screencapped and saved and archived on your computer.
  • chan/dino: is actually the most confident through text. Words seem to come much easier when he's texting you because he can look over it a thousand times before sending it. Often consults the other members around him before he sends fluffy stuff. Probably the member that gets his phone stolen a lot which means you get a lot of weird texts that make you think 'there's no way chan would write this.' Can sometimes be a little cocky through text but in a charming way that makes you smile. "You're so cute, but you would look much cuter next to me. Let's take a photo together next time." His favorite thing is to send you pictures of the other members when they don't look their best because since he's the maknae and they do it to him all the time. Is actually another member on the spam text list but he can't help that he's so excited, "I'm dating you after all, why shouldn't I be happy?"
Double Agent Vader fic: Decryption Codes

This one is technically the prequel to the previous two: Leia’s first meeting with Vader…and her first meeting with Ekkreth.

Leia is 16 in this fic, and sometimes it shows. (Teenage Rebel princess, fighting the man with encrypted information and embarrassing doodles of the Emperor.)

Decryption Codes

Leia Organa, newly appointed Imperial Senator for Alderaan, had been quite thoroughly briefed before her arrival on Coruscant.

There’d been the private meeting with the Queen (which was really just a chat over breakfast – it was hard to maintain formality when the Queen was also your mother). There’d been the official briefing with the Queen’s Council, and the extensive reading she’d been given on the history of her position, her role and responsibilities as a representative of Alderaan, and a good deal of background material on the history of the Imperial Senate and its various members. There’d been the official welcome packet from Coruscant (which she found much less useful, but which she read through anyway).

And there had been the other briefing. This one was conducted secretly, in a room swept three times for bugs, and no records of the meeting were ever made. She left it with codes, names, and numbers committed to memory, and the knowledge that she held a world’s fate in her hands.

None of those briefings had prepared her for meeting Darth Vader.

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31. What is one thing you love the most about each member? 
Oh boy, this is going to be a long post….maybe lmao.

Shownu:
I mean honestly what isn’t there to love about this precious teddy bear. I adore his smile and his personality. Yes, he’s awkward but its endearing but its actually one of his unique traits i think. it makes him so loveable. He’s also a huge dork - like honestly sometimes I’m just swefrgt haha! i don’t get people who think he’s not hilarious, because he’s fkn hilarious and i had legit cried from laughing so hard at some of the shit he says. lmao maybe its because I’m biased but whatever.. also as a side note I have noticed that he has become more open and comfortable with being in the spotlight? he is over all more smiley and happy, which makes my heart soon happy. 

Wonho:
Wonho, he's such a soft baby. I love the love he has for his members. he honestly always has such kind words to say about all his members? I see him as an encourager? also he’s hella talented and I’m so glad he got to produce 3 songs on the album this time around. I also love his lisp hahaha he’s precious! he’s also a giant dork. But over all i love his kind and loving heart. 

Minhyuk:
Minhyuk is smilar to wonho i think in that they are natural encouragers. I love the love he has for his members as well. He has such a bright personality and it makes you want to smile. I also love how much thought he puts into the things he does. I remember watching the video where minhyuk was putting in so much thought and work into the photo/art show they did for monbebe. It left such a strong impression on me just the amount of love and care he has. hbtnjrfme lmao I'm getting emo. he’s precious.

Kihyun:
hahaha kihyun vnrjdem he reminds me of me in some ways. the mom of the group. I love his passion. You know we joke about how kihyun has a smelly dance and all but like, he works so hard to dance and sing well, and he’s amazing at it?? that also another thing, I love his voice, but duh who doesn’t haha! i still remember his performance for heya during no.mercy i fucking cried. lmaooo ngrfe he has so much passion. and i love it.

Hyungwon:
swdfgh hyungwon, my diva frog prince. god what don’t I love about this boy. I love his idgaf attitude, like he’s an idol and hella good looking, but he fucking pulls the most meme ass faces and couldnt give less of a shit and i love him for it. He’s such an easy going guy. I feel like his personality is very much like mine. I’m shy and awks at first also i tend to be quiet …most of the time lmaoo. but around those I’m closest with I’m a gong show. I also love hyungwons interaction with his fans. he so incredibly sweet always patting their heads and holding their hands. vhjnrfmde 

Jooheon:
AHHHHHHH Joojoobear. theres so much to love about jooheon too. Firstly i love his dimple-y smile. His smile could save the world tbh. haha but for real jooheon is hella talented, he can do everything??? he dances well, he raps well, and i don’t know if y'all have heard him sing, but he’s good at that too, like gtfo how can someone be that perfect. Jooheon like kihyun is very passionate. I love his passion and dedication to the things he loves. he’s a hard working person and that makes him so charming. besides his OBVIOUS visuals ;D

Changkyun:
MAKNAE. Hes so sweet. I love changkyun honestly. he’s one of the best maknaes imo. he also has a idgaf attitude like hyungwon. Like have you seen some of the shit he’s done?? lmaooo he’s super funny. I still die over their dance for that episode of mx ray where he put the wig in his pits. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, HES A GENIUS. lmao also his voice is fucking honey to my ears. 

hbrvjngkm, well there you have it. IM TERRIBLE AT EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS SO IM SURE I DIDNT DO A GOOD JOB AT DOING THAT HERE, SO I APOLOGIZE. but just know that i love and appreciate every single member of monsta x. they are all precious and need love, so love them <3

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My take on how Riley realizes her feelings for Farkle.
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> It takes place after GM Goodbye.<p/><b>Location:</b> The Matthew's Living Room.<p/><b></b> Riley's family and friends are having a party to celebrate the good news. Everyone is dancing. Riley sits on the bench at the kitchen table. She doesn't look happy. She stares at the ground. Morgan goes to her.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Riley, why aren't you celebrating?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (looks up to Morgan) I just don't feel like celebrating at the moment.<p/><b></b> Morgan sits next to her.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Do you want to talk about it?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't want to even think about it, let alone talk about it.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> If you change your mind, I'll be over there. You can always talk to me.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Thank you, aunt Morgan.<p/><b></b> Riley gives her a hug. Morgan walks back to the rest of the group. Riley walks to her room. Farkle stops dancing with Smackle and follows Riley.<p/><b>Location:</b> Riley's bedroom.<p/><b></b> Riley is sitting at the bay window. Tears are falling on her cheeks. Farkle walks in.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Riley, are you ok?<p/><b></b> Riley wipes her face.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Yeah.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to the bay window and sits next to Riley.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Why are you crying?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm just emotional.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> It's more than that. I know you Riley. We don't lie to each other. You can talk to me about anything.<p/><b></b> Farkle puts his arm around her. She rests her head on his shoulder.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I know. But I need to figure it out on my own.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm always here for you. Now and forever.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Thank, Farkle. Same goes for me. But I need some time to think about things alone.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Ok.<p/><b></b> They both stand up and hug each other.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I love you Farkle.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> And I love you.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to the door. Riley sits down and stares at Farkle as he is leaving. Farkle looks back and smiles at Riley. Riley smiles back. Farkle leaves. Riley starts to have tears falling down. She hears a knock on her door. She wipes her face again.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Come in.<p/><b></b> Morgan walks in.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Farkle sent me to check on you. He's worried about you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I told him I'm fine.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> But obviously you're not. I'm not leaving until you tell me what's wrong.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You're gonna think I'm a bad person.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> I would never think that about you. You don't have a bad bone in your body.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Well, I think I'm a bad person.<p/><b></b> Morgan hugs Riley.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Just tell me what's wrong.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know where to start.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Just start talking.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Lately I've been confused alot. I've been confused for a while.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Confused about what?<p/><b>Riley:</b> My feelings for Lucas. My feelings for Farkle.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Ok.<p/><b>Riley:</b> When Lucas and I started to date, I was really happy. He's my first love. But it feels like something is missing. A spark or something. I can't explain it. I love him, I do. But there are times when I feel that he doesn't get me. In the past when I was going through things, he wouldn't even noticed or he'll be the last one to find out. I don't think he does it on purpose, but it hurts. Sometimes I feel we are better off as friends than a couple.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> How does Farkle fit in all of this?<p/><b></b> Riley starts walking back and forth.<p/><b>Riley:</b> That's what I'm confused about. Farkle has always been my best friend. He's always just been there. I knew him as the goofy kid who had a crush on me and Maya. He wanted to take over the world. He used to wear turtlenecks. I missed those turtlenecks. He promised me and Maya that he would love us equally. He kept his promise. But there are moments when I see him in a different way and it terrifies me.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Why does it terrify you?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Because I think I could be falling in love with him. I look back on all the memories that we have together and I don't know why I couldn't see it sooner. We have great talks. We can talk for hours. We read each other really well. He puts my happiness above his. We both can tell when the other is lying. Today is the perfect example. He knew I wasn't ok, when I told him I was. There are so many things I wished I seen sooner. If I knew how I felt sooner, I wouldn't be in this mess. I'm in a relationship with Lucas. Farkle's in a relationship with Smackle. I don't want to hurt Lucas or Smackle. Plus, Farkle doesn't feel the same way. I can't let anyone know. I have to keep it to myself.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Can't you tell Maya?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No. I was the one who started the whole triangle dilemma. If I told her about my feelings for Farkle, not only did I take Lucas from her, but also Farkle.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> That's not what happened and you know it. Maya's your best friend. She would understand that your feelings changed. Sometimes what you feel for one person can just change. It's nobody's fault. It just happens. It's how you handle it, that makes you the person you are.<p/><b>Riley:</b> But I'm supposed to stay with Lucas. He's my first love. My mom was my dad's first love and they're still together.<p/><b>Morgan:</b> Riley, I love you but you're acting stupid.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What?<p/><b>Morgan:</b> You're not your parents. Just because they fell in love at a young age, and stay together for the majority of their life, doesn't mean you have to do the same. You are your own person. You had feelings for Lucas since you were 12. You can't expect to have the same exact feelings three years later. I'm not saying he's not the one for you, only you can decide that. But it doesn't have to be now. You're only 15.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What should I do?<p/><b>Morgan:</b> In my opinion, I think you should break up with him, if you have feelings for another guy. It's not fair to him, you or even Farkle if you stay with him. You need to be honest with Lucas.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What if he doesn't want to be my friend anymore?<p/><b>Morgan:</b> It might be awkward at first, but I think eventually you two will go back to being friends. Just think about what I said. It's not right to stay with him when you love Farkle. You're not a bad person. I love you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I love you too.<p/><b></b> Morgan hugs Riley and leaves. Riley sits at the bay window. Lucas walks in.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> There you are.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Hi, Lucas.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Are you ok?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know. But we need to talk.<p/><b></b> The end.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I'm having a hard time explaining to people that Percy might be jealous of his younger sibling. Like they think it's mischaracterization, but it's not really a comment on him. Like I have a 4 yr old half brother who lives in a non abusive steady income household and as much as I love him it's hard to be around him sometimes bc i did not have any of that. I just feel like nobody is understanding that that's a pretty normal thing and it doesn't make Percy a bad brother.

I could see that! Watching his sibling get Sally and Paul’s full attention, laughing while playing with them and feeling jealousy but also guilt! Feeling like because he’s a half blood he kind of took what should be a purely happy time away from Sally. And thinking about how she went through all the abuse with Gabe to protect him and this kid never has to know what that’s like. Also how this child will always have two loving parents around which Percy used to dream about. And it doesn’t last long for Percy, it’s mostly fleeting moments, but he feels it all the same. It’s not malicious, doesn’t make him love his sibling any less or make him any less of a devoted big brother but watching his sibling grow up goes hand in hand with Percy learning to deal with his trauma and the lasting negative feelings from his childhood.

I’m with you.

anonymous asked:

Sometimes it sounds like Zayn doesn't count Liam as one of 'the boys'. Like 'the boys like indie rock' cept he knows liam likes rnb and they rapped together. 'don't talk to the boys much' cEPT HE TALKIN TO LIAM AND LIAM IS UNDERSTANDING AND LOVELY. And liam is the one he keeps mentioning by name, like he clearly allures to louis about the pride thing but he and Liam still talk bout each other.

because him and liam have always been there for each other, he knows liam understands him… fuck he got bus1 tattooed just to get a matching tattoo with louis but whose bus did he sleep in leaving his behind? liam’s. the biggest reason for me shipping ziam is the connection zayn and liam share where they get each other, where liam encouraged him and helped him to dance, where liam always credited him and praised his talents, where liam called him endearments like sunshine and riffy and donut and zayn just smiled at him, where liam looked like something was hurting when zayn had to be suddenly engaged outta fucking nowhere, where liam knew and OPENLY TALKED ABOUT people not knowing who the real zayn was, how zayn wore his heart on his sleeve.

liam always got him. there is a reason why zayn was with him the way he was. he was himself with liam. the way zayn smiled at him like that and still cant stop fucking mentioning him. why zayn said he’d live right next to him, why its gotta be liam, why he loves liam forever and WHY HE CALLED LIAM AFTER LEAVING THE BAND. i love ziam god damn im crying. im sorry

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I’m stuck waiting for the electrician to come* so here are Les Amis as weird zazzle t-shirts

They have captions but basically the first one is for Everyone, after that they’re in Almost Historic order.

Also a nice whole-book bonus:

*to quote for replacing all of the stupid light fittings that only take CFL bulbs! Thank all that’s holy, the reign of these hideous monstrosities may be coming to an end.

#946: Comforting touches (no words).
  • Louis: You need to be distracted when you're scared -- that's the only thing that seems to work. You can't press yourself so hard and get lost in the thoughts that made you petrified in the first place, so you focus on him, and how he always twists locks of your hair around his fingers. He doesn't say anything (doesn't have to), and the only thing you put your mind out to do is concentrate on the way his fingers feel against your jaw when they slip past a piece of your hair. You listen to his breath hitting somewhere near your ear and close your eyes when he kisses the top of your head and the crown of your hair. It's soothing, peaceful, serene; everything you've wanted when you previously woke up alone in your bed, sheets drenched from your sweat. He occupies that space now. He helps you fall back asleep.
  • Niall: You like his hands. They're calloused, slightly, from the way he strums his fingers against the guitar strings. They're a little bit bigger than yours, making you feel safe, little again, protected but only when you're around him. It's the one and almost only thing you need when you're feeling a moment of despair descending upon around you. You'll just grab his hand, and he won't say anything (albeit the small "are you alright?" at first), though his thumb will begin to rub over the back of your knuckles and over the delicate skin of your fingers. He knows that sometimes you get queasy from unwanted attention, so he doesn't always stare at your face or wait for you to break, invading your privacy; he will, however, squeeze your hand tighter when he notices an intake of your breath, or when your fingers start to shake beneath his own.
  • Liam: Your shoulder blades will do this awful thing when you start to cry, when you're folded in on yourself and blindly grasping for the front of his shirt. They shake and tense up underneath his attention, nearly sticking out of your skin when you double over into him in an uncomfortable position. He can't say anything then -- you're crying too hard, almost hyperventilating, choking into his neck that smells too much like home and pine cones and... Liam. But his hand does go up to the junction in which your shoulder blades separate, smoothing his hand along those rigid lines of pent up stress and emotion. His fingers glide and knead durably into the sections of bones that have you more relaxed against him by the time you've stopped crying, and are only sniffling against him. He kisses your forehead, but still doesn't say anything.
  • Zayn: It has to be a subtle thing because you don't like it when other people notice your emotions. For the first time in a long time, he's the only person to be able to notice when your face starts to crumble. You've given him the clues, told him about what you'll do when you start to feel a panic attack coming on in the middle of a street or during your favorite song being played in a club, and his hand will brush against the small of your back to bring you down to earth. His hand is warm, solid -- an anchor keeping you still against the tidal waves that are your tears. He'll continue to focus on what someone else is saying, but you can always feel the tenseness of him, and it's always only you who notices. He'll latch onto you a little tighter, rub his hand more firmly against your back, and it's your little secret to keep. He'll protect it, too.
  • Harry: Sometimes you don't give him the chance to say anything, and that's okay. He doesn't always want to talk either, and doesn't need to, when there are places like the back of your neck for him to stroke when you're crying. You'll lean your head against his chest, scrunch your tinier fingers at the fabric against his back, and he'll whisper the occasional "shhh", but he won't say a word. His fingers loop into the hair at the base of your neck, pressing his other hand against the back of your head to keep you firmly pressed against him (you've always liked when he's done that; you've even told him that too, because it makes you feel safe, like nothing else exists outside of his arms). The back of your neck will tingle, warm up underneath his touch, and he'll hold you like that until you promise you're okay, and when he believes it.