“I’ve seen him, on tour, drinks for days and days and you’ll see him in the hotel lobby and he looks like he’s just got back off holiday. I’d be in fucking tears. He’s got that force of nature thing. But he can’t get his head round the fact that it wouldn’t be Oasis without him. End of story. If he wasn’t the singer, I’d have written all those songs regardless. I might have been a singer in a band, but it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as exciting or big without him, but he doesn’t see that. He constantly needs to reassure himself that he’s vital to what Oasis is. When we’re doing these big standium gigs and there’s 60,000 people chanting, ‘Lee-um! Lee-um!’ I’m like, ‘Is that not enough for you?’ So I just put it down to… he’s a fucking idiot. But he’s my idiot, I guess.”
Does penny know anything about applying make-up or do you think it apply itself when he shapeshifts? :3
Oh my gosh,, so this dopey idiot applied his own makeup for about five months before he realized “shit,, I’m wasting my time I could literally just not have to do this”
So it’s really safe to say he’s great at makeup, he had to watch tutorials and stuff to figure out how to do it so basically what I’m saying is,,, he’d do your makeup and you’d look bomb af
What do you think of JARVIS? Can he get inside your arm? Has he ever done so? Are you ever concerned about him taking over the world?
i like jarvis. hes everything nickel science fiction novels promised back when i was a kid.
jarvis–and anyone else for that matter–cant get inside my arm because my arm has no ability to transmit or receive data, except for an internal data port under the armor plates which has to be accessed with a unique cable. so if you can get at it and you have the necessary equipment you can mess with my arm, but it’s impossible to hack while im out doing stuff.
not that tony or i told anyone that for the first few months. i managed to knock steves glass out of his hands four times, throw things at clint six times, and smack sam upside the head twice before they realized that my arm was not being remotely controlled by ‘the evil Dr Dextrous.’
im not concerned about jarvis taking over the world because probably hed be a lot better at keeping things running smoothly that current management. jarvis has managed to keep tony stark mostly alive without actually having hands for like. several decades now. which probably qualifies him for sainthood, or at least a really nice retirement package. i figure after all that chaos managing a few billion non-geniuses without access to flying tanks is basically a cakewalk.
but since jarvis has more sense than–well. basically any avenger–he knows that taking over the world would be way more stress than its worth.
jarvis is smart like that.