in all honesty.
i always say mercury or Apollo were the first gods i ever played but.
when I first got smite, john told me to look over the gods and hed tell me a little bit about each one, what they do, how they play, where they go in lane, etc.
so naturally im looking over all of them and who do i fuckin stop on?
And so I’m all “hey john whos Loki? what does he do he looks cool”
And in this serious fuckin voice, almost panicked. “nO dont play loki don’t even consider him I’ll disown you if you play him. everyone hates him because he’s annoying. it’s like a community joke”
so, i sit there, and im going over his skins and all and i decide, i fuckin like Loki.
so John takes me into a custom game and bc all the gods were free that week, i had access to everyone. nice.
i didn’t tell John who I planned on playing, so when i chose Loki and locked in he just. lost all hope and he was so glad I’d never played a moba like smite before so i didn’t know how anything worked and had to stick with a slightly easier character like apollo.
BUT RECENTLY john got me into league of legends and naturally, when it opens, i look at everyone and my first question was, “who is known for being toxic and who does everybody fucking hate”
obviously it seemed like there was one dude john did not want me finding so he named some others. well, i found the forbidden character.
i fucking found shaco, motherfuckers.
so i asked John what shaco does and i swear you could just hear him die inside when he said “…hes literally leagues version of loki”
and obviously if you tell me that im just gonna go straight to “SHIT BOI HES MY MAIN”
Then i got shot down bc idk how jungling in league works but.
just you wait, motherfuckers. im maining the most obnoxious characters in every fucking game and nobody’s stopping me.
Would John Laurens be lohn jaurens? And Alex is hlex rite