but he is cool john!

in all honesty.
i always say mercury or Apollo were the first gods i ever played but.
when I first got smite, john told me to look over the gods and hed tell me a little bit about each one, what they do, how they play, where they go in lane, etc.
so naturally im looking over all of them and who do i fuckin stop on?
Loki.
And so I’m all “hey john whos Loki? what does he do he looks cool”
And in this serious fuckin voice, almost panicked. “nO dont play loki don’t even consider him I’ll disown you if you play him. everyone hates him because he’s annoying. it’s like a community joke”
so, i sit there, and im going over his skins and all and i decide, i fuckin like Loki.
so John takes me into a custom game and bc all the gods were free that week, i had access to everyone. nice.
i didn’t tell John who I planned on playing, so when i chose Loki and locked in he just. lost all hope and he was so glad I’d never played a moba like smite before so i didn’t know how anything worked and had to stick with a slightly easier character like apollo.
BUT RECENTLY john got me into league of legends and naturally, when it opens, i look at everyone and my first question was, “who is known for being toxic and who does everybody fucking hate”
obviously it seemed like there was one dude john did not want me finding so he named some others. well, i found the forbidden character.
i fucking found shaco, motherfuckers.
so i asked John what shaco does and i swear you could just hear him die inside when he said “…hes literally leagues version of loki”
and obviously if you tell me that im just gonna go straight to “SHIT BOI HES MY MAIN”
Then i got shot down bc idk how jungling in league works but.
just you wait, motherfuckers. im maining the most obnoxious characters in every fucking game and nobody’s stopping me.

  • John: Sherlock and Rosie aren't as cute as everyone seems to think they are
  • Also John: ...and this is a photo of when Rosie was helping Sherlock with an experiment. And this one is when they fell asleep on that couch together, that was adorable. And this one...
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Because I finally have free time and I decided to spend it in AzaleasDolls Sherlock is the most beautiful merman of the five oceans  and merpeople bring him gifts hoping they will steal his heart.

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Famous musicians talk about Queen and Freddie Mercury.

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Happy Birthday Tre Cool

Frank Edwin Wright III (born December 9, 1972), known professionally as Tré Cool, is a German-born American drummer, best known as the drummer for the American punk rock/pop punk band Green Day. He replaced the band’s former drummer, John Kiffmeyer, in 1990.Cool has also played in The Lookouts, Samiam and the Green Day side-projects The Network and the Foxboro Hot Tubs”

“You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.”

he …. he actually sai d this!!??!?!!!?john, son, you are notstraight™

man remember that time i met an airforce guy called john on tinder in tokyo and we met up a few times and bonded over our love for pokemon and other various things and it was chill and nice and nothing ever happened but it was a good time?? 

i was thinking about it last night and i more specifically remembered the time we met up to go to the zoo and (because i had been complaining that it was difficult to find malibu to buy) he brought me 2 bottles of malibu AND a mew plushie he had won in a ufo catcher a few days previous?? what a babe

like. i feel like i should have appreciated that more than i did at the time. i appreciated it but not enough. that was truly a well put together gift for me and it was very much out of the blue. shout out to john

consider: hot teacher paul meets single dad john at a parent teacher conference to discuss julian and they live in like some tiny little british country town and they find out they’re both from liverpool and it’s like casually bumping into each other or like seeing each other at the school’s play and paul wears sweater vests and jeans and he’s SO COOL all the kids love him and john is like this disgruntled chain smoking artist who lurks around by the playground gates to pick up julian and when paul waves john just like glares and he probably wears a cape