but he has been known to wrestle tanks with his body

I accidentally wrote a thing because I feel very strongly about how Magnus reacted during the newest episode of The Stolen Century and what Travis said on twitter.

Spoilers for the stolen century arc, obvs.


Magnus Burnsides doesn’t think he’s dumb. In his own right, he’s actually pretty fucking brilliant if he has to be honest, but the thing about this mission and this particular crew is that they’re so much more.

He stands at the edge of the platform, carved wooden duck clutched tightly in his hands, and Magnus hesitates.

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Butterflies ~7

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

Part 6

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Note: This is just a filler, I’m in college. Thought I post something, I’m all day in classes till 8 something p.m. Thought I give you something <3


You slept in most of the day, not believing what Finn had told you. Was he really that mad? You hadn’t slept with Enzo or anyone. How could he say something like that? You wondered how many times your phone rang by the beside table as you laid in bed staring at the ceiling. 

It played a familiar tune over and over again, Sami kept calling you so many times you lost count. Reaching for your phone, you unlocked it looking at the screen seeing 32 missed calls from him, 12 text from him and two face time calls from him. 

You scrolled down seeing Enzo had called you as well, 21 missed calls and 15 text messages from him. They both asked you if you were asking and asking were you were.

 You didn’t answer them, putting them on read. They would know that you were ignoring them but for what? This wasn’t their faults, it was Finn’s. He disrespected you making you run to your hotel room and cry. He no longer cared about you, you could tell from the look in his eye. He was hurt but he hid it well with spiteful words, you never heard him call you such names. Sami is probably looking for him and asking him if he talked to you at all. Enzo and Finn were probably at each other throats once more, singing you sat up in bed throwing your phone next to you rubbing your face. 

Shaking your head, if Finn was going to treat you like you were the last person he wanted to talk to then he’d get a taste of his own medicine. You weren’t going to cry over him anymore, he didn’t deserve your smile or the way you looked at him anymore. He didn’t even deserve anything from you. If he was going to be an asshole, well your going to be the biggest bitch he came across.
  

Texting Sami back that everything was okay, that you’d come see him. He texted back right away that you should come to his room and have a movie night. You agreed, getting ready in a pair of sweat pants, tank top with a sweat shirt over it. Putting your hair up in a messy bun, you had no make up on your face. 

All natural look, it’s not like Sami hasn’t seen you without make up before. He had, he always was traveling with you or staying over. He was like family to you, when he was concerned about you there was no lying to him. Knocking on his door, it opened in seconds as a worried Sami pulled you in.

“ What happened to you?” your lips formed into a thin line, sighing looking away from him. He placed a hand on your shoulder, looking around your face for any sign that he should be worry about. 

Your silence worried him. 

“ Y/N?” 

“ Look Sami don’t worry about it, I can handle it on my own” 

“ Doesn’t look like it. You didn’t answer my calls or texts. I thought something happened to you”

“ No, I’m fine. I just needed alone time”

The bathroom door opened and someone emerged from it walking into the room. You could clearly see who it was from the back of his head, the familiar hair. Looking away, not even bothering to greet him.

 Sami noticed the change of things in the air as he looked from you to Finn who sat on his bed. His head turned seeing you in the room, he sees your averting gaze else where. Usually you greeted him but not this time.

 This time it was different, he was sorry for what he called you earlier but he had no choice. He was hurt and this was his way of telling you. Even if it meant to hurt you and to spite you, he knew it angered you from the way you were taking things. 

“ I have to go Rami” you spoke, catching Sami’s attention back to you when you used his real name. “But, you just got here” “ There are some things I need to handle” “ At this time?” you shrugged turning around to walk out the door when his voice stopped you.

“ It’s the only thing she know is to walk away or run away” your hand formed in fist as you turned around. 

“ The only thing he knows is to know is to throw bullshit around”  

Finn’s nose flared, his gaze harden turning his body towards you as he pointed a finger at you, “You only know how to use those legs, open and close them for anyone that walks with a pulse or even say something to you to catch your attention” 

“ STOP!” Sami shouted adding, “ Both of you. What is going on?” 

“ Ask asshole over there” you pointed to Finn. 

“ Asshole? Who are you calling an asshole when your the slut sleeping from every guy in the locker room” your mouth dropped open hearing the lies coming from his mouth. Eyes blinking with tears, you screamed, “ FUCK YOU BALOR!” with that you walk out the door slamming it. 

“ Way to go Fergal. She never did anything to piss you off. She didn’t sleep with anyone, that night she went out with the girls. Enzo didn’t touch her in that way. He respects her unlike you. You disappoint me, you better fix this before it gets ugly. That girl” he points to the door where you walked out off. “ She’s been through much worse imaginable things that you ever known. I don’t know how she survived for so long but she’s here, she’s the better person right now”

“ What do you mean been through worse imaginable things?” 

“ Ask her, I’m not going to tell you. It’s not my place to say. You apologize to her and tell her how much she means to you before someone takes her away from you” 

“ You’re right, fuck…” Finn mutters hanging his head down. He had to fix things quick before things gets worse between the two of you. 

You couldn’t believe him, he had the nerve to say something like that. Make up some lies about you, where did he even get that idea? You never slept with anyone from the locker room. 

Maybe flirted here and there but nothing like that. Your blood boiled. If he wanted to throw rumors around and start something, well he has another thing coming.

anonymous asked:

Tell us about modern Caleb

You got it. 

If ask someone to describe Modern Caleb they’ll tell you all of the following. 

  • A total disaster. 
  • A mess. 
  • The GREATEST guy you will ever meet. 

I will explain. 

High School.

  • A total disaster.
  • So many tank tops.
  • So many graphic t-shirts. Mostly with 90s tv references. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The X-Files. Nickelodeon Logo. Bart Simpson.
  • So many slogan t-shirts. 
  • SO. MUCH. TIE DIE. 
  • Not afraid of color. Has shirts and pants in every color of rainbow (also has rainbow colored shift and pants) and wears them all in rotation. 
  • Crop tops. 
  • Not afraid to shop in the girls department because fuck you and your gender roles. 
  • Wears the same tank top with skinny straps as some girl and when the administration calls her to the principles office Caleb is right behind her because if you have to send her home then I guess you have to send me home too because both of our shoulders must be so distracting. She gets sent back to class. Caleb gets detention. It’s worth it. 
  • Ripped jeans and basketball shorts.
  • Sneakers that squeak against the linoleum.
  • The biggest, clunkiest, combat boots paired with a bright pink shirt with a smiley cloud on it.  
  • Nothing ever matches and he doesn’t care.
  • Did you have that kid that came to school in a banana costume and no one said anything because it totally made sense? I did and it was Caleb Brewster. 
  • No one gives him shit about anything he wears because he’s Caleb Brewster. 
  • He has the best/worst pictures in the yearbook. 
  • Freshman year: Bright yellow shirt with just the tops of the eyes on the smiley face showing.
  • Sophomore Year: An actual tube top. He looks naked. The whole school loves it, teachers hate it and work to get it banned but are quickly overthrown by the students who refuse to buy a yearbook if it’s taken out. 
  • Junior Year: Goes shirtless. Yolo. 
  • Senior Year: Ben wrestles him into a black polo shirt in the bathroom right before he gets it taken and tells him he can have his tank top with a hamburger on it after he’s done. Caleb agrees but outruns him when he comes at him with a comb. 
  • Ben plays baseball so Caleb wears short shorts and paints his whole body school color and paints Ben’s number on his chest. 
  • When he finds out Ben gets into Yale he drives up to the book store on campus and buys two of everything, one in his size and one in his own. Blows all the money he was saving. Ben gets a little misty eyed when he sees all of it. 

Greenland.

  • Studies abroad. 
  • Learns about conservation and spends a lot of time on boats or cleaning beaches and scrubbing oil off of ducks and seagulls like you see in those Dawn commercials and is first introduced to waders.
  • He gets them in bright yellow and is in love with them.
  • Quickly takes to wearing them everywhere, not just on the beach or on the boat but to the grocery store to pick up things for dinner with his host family.
  • They’re amazing. You don’t even need to wash them just hose them off which the kids of the host family love doing.  
  • Calls Ben just to tell him about them.
  • “They’re great. Spilled coffee the other day and it just ran right off. You should get yourself a pair. Surprisingly comfortable too. I don’t even need to wear underwear with them.” “You could say that about any piece of clothing.” “Yeah.” “……..” 
  • GOES COMMANDO.
  • Tries to talk Ben into it.
  • “It’s so freeing. It’s natural. It’s how god intended us to be.” “I’m okay.” “The breeze Benjamin.” “I’m going to hang up now.”
  • Spends months on a boat in the open waters and doesn’t cut his hair or shave once. Kind of likes it. Keeps the look until it’s time for him to go home. 
  • Buys three more waders and jams them in his bag to take with him. His suitcase barely shuts. 

The Navy. 

  • Decides to join after college.
  • He’s feeling a little lost without a clear direction and Ben has had a five year plan since he was five and Caleb is not part of it. Not that he thought he would be but he kind of always thought he would be. He thought they’d have it together by now. He thought the distance put between them from Ben being at Yale and Caleb being in Greenland would bring them closer together but it hasn’t. 
  • The only hint of interest from Ben has been one really weird Skype conversation where Caleb said he needed to sign off early because he was going to dinner with Holger and he didn’t want to be late to meet him and Ben got really pissy and passive aggressive and Caleb didn’t tell him that Holger was the 47 year old friend of the host family that was extremely straight with a beautiful wife and four kids and is also the professor at the local university who is going to tell Caleb all he can about marine biology.
  • So Caleb gets home and Ben has a job lined up in a new city and Caleb has no idea what to do with his degree and his uncle mentions that he was in the Navy and that’s all it takes. 
  • Ben finds him right before he’s about to ship out standing in his childhood bedroom in his dress whites. 
  • The same childhood bedroom where they had countless sleepovers and studied for vocab tests and the SATS and got high (Caleb for the first time and Ben for the first and last time) and fooled around but never talked about it again and Ben stares at him for a full minute before he speaks. 
  • “You look good.” “Is the uniform doin’ it for ya?” “Kind of.” “Well if I had known that I would have joined a lot sooner. Christ. Think of how many Halloweens I could have been dressing like this?” 
  • They sits on his twin bed for a long time waiting for the other to speak first. 
  • Caleb wares Ben down and finally he reaches out and traces the outline of a button on Caleb’s uniform. Then palms his beard free face which is odd. 
  • “Be safe. Come back.” “I was planning on it, Tallboy.” “No. Come back….to me. I’ll be here. I’ll be waiting. Just come back.” 
  • Caleb’s uniform is wrinkled by the time he has to leave. 
  • Caleb gets very lucky and is stationed in Hawaii so Ben gets photo after photo of Caleb looking very tan in a tacky Hawaiian shirt. 
  • “When I see you again it’s going to be like An Officer and a Gentlemen.” “Right so I watched that scene and I just don’t think you can lift me.” “I’m gonna try though.”
  • Caleb cannot lift Ben. They end up in a heap on the ground with couples reuniting all around them and Caleb kisses Ben for the first time in years and it’s exactly like the movie in all the ways that counts. Caleb makes sure that hat ends up on his head. 

Post Navy Life.

  • He gets out as soon as he can. 
  • Moves in with Ben. 
  • Resumes dressing like a mess but everyone looks like a mess when they stand next to Ben.
  • Caleb thinks its hilarious to look at the closet and see all of Ben’s fine dress shirts and and jackets next to Caleb’s flannels and over-sized sweaters and those one pair of overalls that Ben keeps threatening to throw out but they never actually make it to the trash.
  • Caleb is white Hanes T-shirts that he buys at Walmart. 
  • He’s worn in boots he picks up at thrift stores. 
  • Dollar Store Sunglasses. 
  • Grows his beard back and his hair out a little. 
  • The beard itches like crazy and he spends a week scratching his face on Ben’s shirt between his shoulder blades while he’s standing at the kitchen island reading the newspaper, or while he has the fridge door open looking for something to eat, or while he’s typing away at his laptop in his office. 
  • Donates a lot of his time to local charities both because it feels good to give back and because he usually gets a free t-shirt out of it. His favorite is the one he got from the humane society with the cartoon puppy on it. 
  • He gets a motorcycle so he has to get a leather jacket and all his jeans have grease stains on them because it’s not a new motorcycle and he spends a lot of time in garage fixing it. 
  • He only wears a helmet when Ben makes him. 

Hanging Around the House

  • THE CROCS. 
  • He orders them online and Ben finds the box on the front porch.
  • “These must have shipped to the wrong address because I know these things are not going to be in the same house that I am going to be sleeping in.” 
  • Caleb lifts them out of the box and raises them over his head like Simba in The Lion King and hums The Circle of Life while doing it. 
  • They’re bright orange and offensive and also the most comfortable things he’s ever put on his feet. 
  • He wears them while gardening and working on the pool and over dinner he tells Ben he’s going to order a pair for him as well. Ben chews slowly, swallows, and puts down his fork and says “I am going to leave you.”
  • He doesn’t order a pair but he does get Ben just drunk enough to try them on and takes a picture of him on his phone.
  • “Delete that.” “I’m setting it as my background.” “God, you’re so lucky I am in love with you.”
  • Has a Speedo
  • Ben forbids him from wearing it in public but the pool in their backyard ain’t in public so yeah, he gets plenty of use out of it. 
  • When he’s not in THE CROCS he’s rocking flip flops. The cheapest kind he can get. Zero support. Cannot sneak up on Ben because of the sound they make against the hardwood. 
  • CARGO SHORTS.
  • Loves them, lives in them. 
  • So many pockets. 
  • When they go to concerts and stuff he holds everyone’s shit. Mary, Anna, and Abigail don’t have to bring a bag with them they just shove all their belongings, phone, keys, license, in his pockets. 
  • Caleb puts cool things he finds around the house in there. Interesting looking rocks he finds in the yard, an odd nail he finds in the garage, shopping lists, a golf pencil, pennies. 
  • CARGO SHORTS seriously fuck him over because every morning he puts a little black box in one of the pockets because he’s so ready to ask Ben to marry him and he’s only waiting for the perfect moment and who knows when that will be but he’s always prepared. The Perfect Moment will happen and he’ll drop down on one knee and whip out that ring box from one of the pockets and there ya have it. 
  • But he forgets it’s in there one night and Ben does the laundry and as he rooting through the pockets and taking out stones and bolts and a matchbox car that looks like it’s from the 70s and rolling his eyes because how did he end up with a boyfriend that’s also ten years old he finds the box and knows what it is immediately. 
  • Caleb finds him standing in front of the washing machine looking down at the ring and Caleb’s ready to throw out all his cargo shorts because they have betrayed him but then Ben turns to him and nods and Caleb has never been happier so the cargo shorts get to stay. 

What He Wears To Bed. 

  • Boxers and a t-shirt. 
  • Not opposed to sleeping in the nude. 
  • Ben isn’t either but begs him to remember to put on pants before coming down for breakfast when Ben’s father comes to visit.
  • Remembers only half of the time. 
  • Has holiday themed boxers. Does not wear them with the corresponding holiday. 
  • Heart Boxers on The 4th of July. Santa Boxers on Halloween. Turkey’s on Easters.

When He Has To Clean Up.

  • Nice. 
  • Niiiiice.
  • Has to accompany Ben to some work thing (maybe it’s something political, maybe he’s up for Teacher of the Year, whatever) and he has to wear a suit.
  • Bitches and moans about it for weeks.
  • He’s seriously afraid Caleb is going to he’s going to mutiny and walk out of the bedroom in a bright orange suit like the one Lloyd wore in Dumb & Dumber.
  • Instead he walks out in a perfect Three Piece Suit and Ben straight up dies.
  • “How do I look? Your tailor says hi, by the way.”
  • Ben is speechless but quick enough on his feet that he’s across the room to Caleb and unbuttoning his jacket as he kisses him really hard. Caleb gives in for a few minutes but before he can get too excited he gently pushes Ben away and straightens his shirt. 
  • “Nope.” “Nope?” “No, I bought this thing so you could show me off and you’re going to show me off so lets get going before we’re late. You can take it off of me later but people are going to look at me in his suit. People are going to take pictures of me.” He pats Ben’s face and grabs the keys and Ben follows after.
  • The event would be boring if it wasn’t for the way Ben keeps looking at him and it’s so empowering knowing that he has Ben wrapped around his little finger like this and after a few hours he finally takes a little pity on him and follows Ben into the bathroom where they make out. 
  • “Lets go home.” “We can’t leave so early.” “How am I supposed to keep my hands off of you?” Caleb puts a hand over Ben’s heart and pushes him back. “I don’t know but I’m able to control myself around you all the time so dig deep, take a deep breath, get yourself together, and rejoin the party when you’re ready.” 
  • They leave an hour before the thing is supposed to end because Caleb is both ready to get out of the suit for himself and he’s ready to let Ben get him out of the suit. 
  • They barely make it into the house. 
  • Ben pops the buttons off his shirt.
  • “It’s going to wrinkle if you take it off like that, Ben.” “I don’t care.” “You don’t care if an expensive dress shirt wrinkles? Who the hell are you and what have you done to my fiance?” 
  • Ben puts his left hand on the side of his face so Caleb can feel the cool band around his finger against the skin. Caleb turns his face, kisses his palm and tells Ben to get on with it. 
Serenade Me #9

Summary: The conclusion of Gangster John Winchester.
Characters in this chapter: Female Reader, John Winchester, Dean Winchester, & Sam Winchester
Word Count: Around 1.4K
Warnings: Angst, suspense, language, blood, injury & fluff.
Author’s Note: I want to thank @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog for granting her permission to use Gangster Dean and Sam. H/N - Her Name ||<—PREVIOUS||

Originally posted by jesusomaiorpsicologoquejaexistiu

The heat of the flames intensified against your back and the smoke thickened with each passing second. You tried to pull your legs free, but they were pinned between the seat and the floor. Your panicked gaze fell to Johnny. There was blood seeping from a gash by his right eye and he wasn’t moving. Choking on a thick sob, you grabbed his limp, bloody hand. With a prayer on your lips, black began to eat at your vision as the smoke filled your lungs when you heard shouts.

God knows you tried to cry out for help as one last surge of adrenaline pushed away the beckoning darkness. You tried looking through the broken windows, but the smoke was too thick to see anything. All you knew was that men were shouting and fighting. Just when it felt like all hope of a rescue might be lost, two shots rang through the dark. Moments later hands fumbled under your arms and pulled. You cried out as the seat dug deeper into your legs, holding you hostage inside the burning car.

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Damn Hot- Jack Gilinsky

FEEDBACK PLEASE. FEEDBACK WILL GET YOU MORE PARTS.

            People always asked you and your best friend, Zoe, what it was like to be the girl versions of Jack Johnson and too be quite honest you guys never knew how to answer it. You guys would look at each other, smile and then turned back to the person that asked and just say it’s odd because you guys grew up with them, and that was the honest truth. You both had known Jack and Johnson since you guys were kids, and only ever crossed paths during parties because you four went to different high schools and only ran in the same group of friends on odd occasion. Between you two girls, Zoe spat out the words in a quick manner while you belted out the chorus’ and because of that you guys got thrown in with Jack & Jack and it was comforting to know that Jack & Jack were behind you guys supporting you both, they were the guys you would call and play the track then asked them what they would say; Johnson was capable of saying more than ‘You Killed it!’ like Jack, and offer you guys more advice, and for the most part, because of Johnson your songs turned out amazing.

            The only problem you ever had with being who you guys are was the making music videos aspect, including the music video you guys were making at the moment, but luckily both the Jacks, Sammy and Nate were there to calm you down. It wasn’t like you couldn’t look into the camera while lipsyncing the words, you had done that so many times in the past years, it was the fact that the song you and Zoe were covering had a steady beat and caused your hips to move in a sexy way, it was more of a song that should be left to be done by Iggy Azalea because it was her song and she could be sexy, you on the other hand didn’t feel like you would do it justice.

            You were standing in the back room of the club that you guys had rented out for the video of your cover ‘Beg For It’ and ran your hands over your hips. The washed out high waisted shorts with a flimsy white tank top with the words ‘Ain’t No Wifey’ in black, the shirt that a low back so you had put on a black bandeau with straps on your back, so it didn’t look like you weren’t wearing anything underneath. You had your favorite black scuffed wedge sneakers and your hair was pin straight, your makeup absolutely perfect.

            “What’s going on, Y/N?” You heard behind you and whipped around, feeling your heart jump at the sudden voice.

            “Jesus, Jack, what the fuck is wrong with you?” You breathed, putting your hand over your heart as if that would help you calm down your heart.

            Jack laughed and shut the door behind him, “Sorry, Y/N, I didn’t think I’d scare you.”

            “Yeah, well,” You said and rested against the counter. “What’re you doing in here?”

            “Checking up on you,” Jack answered, his dark eyes scanning your outfit, his jaw doing that thing where it tensed and sent your knees wobbling. You and Jack had been friends for a while, but it had always been strictly just friends because it always seemed like he had a girlfriend, but that never stopped the sexual tension from thickening between you guys whenever you were around him, it also never stopped his eyes from wandering over your long legs and full chest. You always ignored the wandering eyes and jaw clenching because you didn’t want to be that girl, but you had to admit it, the older you two got the harder it was to turn away from the close, sexual positions you guys sometimes found yourselves’ in. Like the time he was dating Leigh and you somehow ended up straddling him after he insulted you about your video gaming skills and you wrestled about it, his heavy and warm hands fanned out on your thighs, just shy of the curve of your ass, and your hands keeping you up right next to his head. His eyes had darkened and looked down at your lips, staring at them for a couple seconds before they dragged up to your lips. You had felt the pull, his eyes and plump lips drawing you in, and you let it until his lips had just ghosted over yours and you remembered his girlfriend, to say you shot off his lap and all but ran out the door was an understatement, and since then you had kept your distance. But Jack has been single for a couple months now, and he was trying to break down the wall you had put up that night.

            “Zoe sent you in here to check up on me,” You clarified, folding your arms over your chest.

            “Well, she said you were freaking out about not being sexy enough so I took it upon myself to come see you before we started.” Jack said.

            “She even told you!” You exclaimed, feeling your cheeks redden with embarrassment.

            “Yeah,” Jack smiled. “But how the hell can you think you aren’t sexy enough for this video? I’ve seen you dance, Y/N, there isnt anything ugly about that.”

            You took in a deep breath and shrugged, you watched as Jack walked towards you and turn you to face the mirror. Jack stared at your reflection and you found yourself giving in to his heavy eyes, “Everything about you is sexy, your thighs, your hips, everything.” He said, and you felt his heavy hand go to touch your back, making a shiver start from your shoulders and rack through your body, all the way down to your toes.

            “Jack,” You whispered, but the only answer you got was Jack turning you to face him.

            “Close your eyes,” His voice grumbled and you did as told, letting him walk until his hips were pressed against yours, you could feel his hot breath fanning over your face and making you relax, his fingers pulled up your top only slightly so he could feel your skin. “It’s all about confidence, and I know you have it. There isnt anything you have done around me that doesn’t give me a raging hard on, the way your hips move take my breath away. We’re at a  club, act like the cameras aren’t around, and move those hips for me, pretend its only us.” He whispered, moving his lips from your ear, to the corner of your mouth, one of his hands coming up to slide up your neck, cradling the back of your head as you dipped it back, letting the fog take over and just wanting to feel his lips against yours. “Fuck, Y/N, I’m so damn hot for you, I can barely breath around you,” He groaned.

            Just like always, something broke apart the sexual tension that Jack was acting upon, this time is was Nate. “Come on, you fuck bunnies, we’ve got a video to shoot,” Nate said and walked out as if he hadn’t just caught you two nearly kissing.

Top 20 Favorite Dean Ambrose Quotes

“We’re not renegades, we’re not mercenaries, we’re not the Nexus. If you’re looking for the NWO, go buy the DVD.”

“We’re about principles, we’re about honor where honor no longer exists.”

“There will be no peace in WWE until there is justice and honor. We are The Shield. We are the most efficient, effective, and dangerous unit in this industry. And that makes a lot of people back there very uncomfortable. That’s too bad, we are here to destroy your comfort zones.”

“You should be thanking God that The Shield wasn’t around when you were in your prime, because if we were, you may not have made it to 112 years old.”

“I hate snakes. Scaly, slimy, slithery, and filthy, disgusting bed-eyed evil little creatures. I don’t know how’s it’s legal in this country to own a 10-foot Python, but somebody’s gonna pay for that. You know what kind of nightmares that gives you, having one of those things crawl all over you? You know what kind of thoughts that puts in your head? You know what that does to you, huh? You know what I would do if that snake was here right now? I would choke that snake out right in the middle of this ring. I will rip that skit’s snake right off.”

“The Shield was untouchable. And we will go down in the history books as one of the greatest groups in sports entertainment EVER. We dominated WWE, we beat everybody. Even Evolution. But we weren’t health. We had a cancer inside of us. Little did we know that cancer’s name, that cancer’s name was Seth Rollins. History is full people like you, Seth. Everybody in this building know someone like you, Seth. The kind of guy that would stab his brother in the back, a suck-up who would sell out to The Authority. Now when I get the opportunity to re-arrange your face, which I will, your nose isn’t going to be here anymore. It’s going to be over here. By your ear. I say ear ‘cause you’re only going to have one left. I’m going to rip your dirty stinking hair out by the roots, and I’m going to stuff it in your mouth. There will be plenty of room where your teeth used to be. Seth Rollins, my brother, you are scum. And we are looking forward to what that scum has to say tonight. We want you to stand out here in this ring in front of this whole world and lie through your teeth. We want you to stand out here in the middle of this ring in front of the whole world, and we want them to hear Triple H’s words coming out of your mouth. We’re gonna listen to every word of it, and then we’re gonna beat the hell out of you.”

“We’re gonna burn together, but you’re gonna perish alone”.

“When I stole that championship belt a couple of weeks ago, it was about respect. It was about taking what you feel you earned. Now life ain’t always fair, and I’m from right here in Ohio. And you people know life ain’t always fair. You can’t get a car loan ‘cause on a technicality, you don’t have a good enough credit score, so now you gotta walk to work, your children gotta walk to school on a technicality. Your boss pushes you around even though you’re better at his job than he is, and he talks to you like you’re an idiot, but he’s the boss on a technicality. So when I took that championship, it was about screw technicalities, it was about taking what’s yours, what you deserved, what you feel that you earned, what you know in your heart and your soul that you deserve, that you earned. It was about just taking it.”

“There’s three things we are good at: drinking, fighting, and making women fall in love with us.”

“If I win the WWE Championship at Survivor Series, I’m gonna turn this whole place UPSIDE DOWN! We’re throwin’ ALL the rules out the window! Ain’t gonna be no more suits, ain’t gonna be no more ties. I want more pyro! I want breakfast for dinner! We’re gonna replace Michael Cole with a fish tank! This Sunday at Survivor Series, I make the entire WWE the Ambrose Asylum!”

“Hey, dawg. At Survivor Series, if you can get through Alberto Del Rio and I get through Kevin Owens, it’s me and you in the finals for the WWE Championship. We are brothers now, but it’s on.”

“We’ve known this day was coming since the beginning. Since the first day we bulldozed into this industry three years ago at Survivor Series I’ve known I was eventually gonna be standing across the ring from Roman Reigns. Some days we’re in the entertainment business and some days we’re in the fight business and my goal it’s the same as everybody else’s goal I wanna become WWE Champion. So tonight I’m gonna fight my brother, no regrets. I love Roman Reigns. I’d give him the shirt off my back, but with all due respect, Roman Reigns ain’t gonna pay my bills, so I'mma fight him.”

“I will defend the Intercontinental Championship like if it was my own child! Like it was the only thing in the world that mattered to me, because that is what being champ is all about.”

“Well, I’ve never been in the lair of a beast before. It’s cozy. You know, before I came out here, I said to myself, I said, “self, this may be a really bad idea.” And despite what it may look right now, the way it may look right now, I may look crazy, but let me assure you, I ain’t crazy. And I ain’t stupid and I ain’t scared of you. But I do respect you, I have all the respect in the world for you, Brock. That’s I wanted to come out here and tell you face to face. I wanted to tell you, I wanna look into your eyes, stand eye to eye with the beast and tell you I want the title. I want the title so bad, the WWE World Heavyweight Championship so bad, I’m gonna fight my own brother for it and I’m gonna fight you for it. Do I wanna fight you? No, not really. Who would? I know the beating that you’re gonna give me at Fastlane. I know the beating Roman Reigns is gonna give me. You all ain’t gonna sell me on it, I will. Take me to Suplex City, baby. You can drop me on my head a thousand times. You can throw me through the wall and up and down all around this ring. I hope you’re prepared to give me the worst beating. A worst beating then you’ve ever given anybody in your life. And that’s gonna be pretty bad. But I’m the Iron Man of the WWE. I’ve proven every single night. And I will drag my broken body to Wrestlemania, and I will take that title from Triple H. Out of respect, I thought I’d just come out here and tell you that.“

“Hey, I am not gonna lie. I wanna be standing here tonight the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And tonight would’ve been the biggest celebration this side of Mardi Gras right here in Pittsburgh. But in life sometimes, you don’t always get what you want. I was this close to beating Triple H and my foot was this far underneath the bottom rope when I pinned him. I was this close to flipping WWE upside down. I wrestled my heart out Saturday night. I tied Triple H, jumping to pretzels. I beat him pillar to post, I put him through the ringer. In the end, I made a mistake and I came up short and that’s okay. Because I live by my sword and I die by my sword. I’ll tell you this though, ask Triple H how he’s feeling today. Go ahead, ask him. Because it ain’t gonna be good. Because, win or lose, Triple H learned what can happen when you take me lightly. Triple H learned what can happen when you underestimate me. Triple H learned what can happen when you don’t show me the proper respect which brings us to tonight and the road to Wrestlemania.”

“You put me in the hospital, Chris. So I’m gonna put you in an asylum. You see, I talked to Shane McMahon, and Shane said I can have any kind of match I want at Extreme Rules. So, welcome to the first ever Asylum Match. Yeah, you’re gonna be locked inside this cage, Chris. This cage made of twisted, rusty steel as you can see. I’ve decorated the place myself with just a few of my favorite things, could be a few more come Sunday. Now you’ve done it all here in the WWE, Chris, but you’ve never been inside this structured hell. I haven’t either. So who knows what’s gonna happen? This is international waters, baby. This is no mans land. This ain’t Extreme Rules, this is no rules. And I know what you may be thinking. You’re thinking there must be some kind of way out, maybe I can win by climbing over the top to the floor. maybe I can win by going out the door, uh-uh. No. In this asylum, baby, there is no escape. Chris Jericho, you may be the best in the world at what you do, but when you enter my world, what you do will be scream and cry and beg for mercy. When that door closes and you enter this asylum, Jericho, I promise you and believe me, you will never ever be the same again.”

“But hey, we made it, you know? It’s not me, it’s not just me. It’s all the people who supported me along the way, who helped me along the way, who stuck with me, the people who stuck with me and helped me stay alive! This is theirs, this belongs to them. They know who they are and I say ‘thank you’ to them. Everybody else, everybody who wanted to write me off, well they can all kiss the champ’s ass! We’re sitting pretty on top of the mountain tonight, boys!”

“Seth called himself The Man. Roman called himself The Guy. What does that make me? The Dude?”

“If people ask me, pretty much I just say that I was raised by wolves. I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people. Wrestling comes in and it shows you this other world where good guys can win.”

“The goal from day one with The Shield was take over the business. So, whether we’re friends or enemies, we’re gonna own the business.”