re: poly farm au. after being forced to marathon all of holster's shows with him, which is jack's favorite? how did bitty and ransom start dating? or jack and holster for that matter? what do the zimmerparents think of the farm? has holster ever tried to convince jack they need a mini horse named lil sebastian?
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jack’s favorite show, to holster’s complete and utter surprise, is actually Arrested Development. he loves seeing awkward family dynamics become funny rather than stressful and the way michael always comes back home is actually pretty inspiring to him? he also loves Buster and every now and again will hand holster something random (usually a baby goat tbqh) and he’ll say, completely deadpan, “Would a coward have this?” and Holster immediately gets the reference and says “What the hell is that?” to which Jack replies, “These are my awards, Mother. From army. The goat is for marksmanship.” He never finishes the quote because Holster’s laughing way, way too hard.