but good god i really missed this


I love when you are on the last Tube and everybody is really drunk. There are people singing, people eating McDonald’s, people sleeping. I always forget that, and when I go back I am reminded. I love the energy. London is my home. I miss my family so much, it’s hard being away. And I miss salt and vinegar crisps. And Marmite. And good fudge. Oh my God. Clotted cream fudge…

ok but i feel like we’re underappreciating Yoongi’s dancing skills a lot, like god damn son, you move fine af and you wanted to be a producer? bless whoever decided on him becoming an idol tbh. we keep thirsting over the dance line’s dancing skills and we praise Namjoon and Seokjin on how much they’ve improved but we’re missing out on the background silent killer hero that Yoongi is. like really, why aren’t we talking about this????? and i don’t mean that Yoongi is a good dancer ‘for a rapper’, i mean that he can actually dance really well, maybe he isn’t a born dancer with the feel like Jimin or Hoseok but holy shit he has the MOVES. he is so good seriously smh wake up america

Cheating - Reggie Mantle

SOOOOOO guess who does Riverdale stuff now. Me. Because when I get a new fandom, it’s all I think about for like two weeks.

Originally posted by rcggiemantle

In which the reader has the locker next to Archie, her best friend since kindergarten.

Words: 871

Warnings: None

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So about last night…

What occurred after a blunt, one glass of Mascato Champagne and 4 months of no sex is worth talking about…

30 mins of the infamous #pawg2323 sloppy toppy, over an hour of my pussy getting beat up (me cumming 6 different times) then… Wait…I’m not done…Was full blown ANAL sex (like in pornos) in my TIGHT VIRGIN ASS. Omg!!!
So while this mf'er was RAMMING it into my asshole from behind and his balls were slappin against my phat pussy, he reached around, starting massaging my clit and shit was OVER!! I’ve never NUT so hard in my life. It felt SOOOOO GOOD. Like this is what I’ve been missing all this time???!! And to top it all off, he cream-pied in my bootyhole. GLORIOUS!!

Anal has never really been my thing, it’s been attempted once or twice with barely the head going in…But this my friends means I have surpassed another milestone (jus like when I learned how to squirt).

GOD BLESS AMERICA and my now non-virgin asshole 😂😉😘


At the end of another day, another shift, she looks down at her husband, lost to his cursed slumber, and she feels the weariness right down to her soul.

She hadn’t known she could feel so tired, so… she doesn’t want to think ‘defeated’, but Gods…

It’s time for her to kiss him awake, to take his place, his turn in their shared-but-not life, and she just doesn’t want to.

He’s just as worn out to the very heart of him, she knows. Just as done. He needs her every bit as much as she needs him, maybe even more.

The Evil Queen could not have cursed them better if she tried. 

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Based on this post by @vikturi-katsforov

Ok now, I’m sorry I swear I didn’t know what was I doing, or maybe yes, just for to do something but study. Aaaaand that post inspired me really hard… lol

  • I’m the one who taught you how to love. 
  • No need for goodbye. I’ll see you on the flip side.
  • Do you like who I am or do you miss who I was?
  • I’m the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.
  • Cold, manipulative, good hair. You really are my daughter.
  • How’s my dress? It screams safe and predictable. Am I right? Or am I right?
  • I don’t deserve to be loved.
  • Great. Then my work here is done
  • God, you’re hot… now go away.
  • I couldn’t miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I would love to just… 
  • I know not to pet one. 
  • No rules,____. Don’t you remember? No rules. 
  • Yeah… based on your choice in women, I’d say otherwise. 
  • Stop. I already know the question and it’s answer…
  • We’re gonna have so much fun together. 
  • I win, what`s my prize? 
  • You hate me, huh? That sounds like the beginning of a love story, ____, not the end of one.
  • The truth is I`ve never loved you
  • You loved me once, you can love me again
  • Why did you keep this picture?
  • Love, hate, such a fine line. I can wait
  • I guess you don’t hate me as much as you thought you did.
  • I will kill everyone that she loves, while she watches, and then I will kill her while you watch.
  • I love you, ____. We will be together again. I promise.
  • Do you honestly believe that I don`t have a plan B? And if that fails a plan C and a plan D. You know how the alphabet works don`t you. 
  • I will always look out for myself. If you`re smart, you`ll do the same
  • Better you die than I
  • Don`t be such a grump. We`re here together. We might as well make the best out of it. 
  • You can hate me, but we both want the same thing. And you know..I always get what I want. 
  • If it’s any consolation, I’m glad you’re not dead.
  • I don’t know. You kidnapped me remember, I’m kind of out of the loop.
  • Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love, why would you want to live? 
  • me yesterday: I feel really happy! God, I can't kill myself yet. I'm going to miss out on so many amazing experiences - I haven't even graduated yet! I want to live. I can do this.
  • me this morning: Can somebody hand me some hardcore drugs and a gun so I can leave this godforsaken place already? I can't fucking do this anymore.
“Weird Place”

I’m kinda in a “weird place” right now so your prayers would be greatly appreciated. My relationship with God has been really distant. I can’t even remember the last time I opened up my bible..it’s currently collecting dust as we speak. I just don’t know what is gong on with me…I just don’t have a desire for God. Which I know is wrong and I should have a desire, but I don’t. I talk to him once and awhile, but not consistently. I hit him up when I need something or if I told someone I would pray for them and then I feel guilty if I don’t do it. I hate being in this “weird place” because I know how good God is and I know I am really missing out, but I don’t want him. WOW…that sounds really bad, but I’m just trying to keep it 100 with y’all. I mean I’m not just a computer…I’m a human with feelings lol I hurt, I have pain, I cry, I sin…even though my blog depicts a perfect, single christian girl (sidenote: i emphasize the single because fellas, y’all be sleeping on your girl)…but to get back what I was saying that’s definitely not me behind on the screen. I think my blog reflects who I really want to be lol Alright sorry back to what I was saying my relationship with God is super dry right now like chapped lips on a snowy day. Yeah that bad…ya girl needs pray right now or encouragement or advice or a friend that will encourage me but at the same time challenge me and put me in my place…anything will help really. I love you guys and I’m sorry I’m not on here as often as usual, but I’m here if you ever need anything. 

“I hope you’re going to regret the way you ended things between us one day,” I held the phone to my ear and waited for him to break the silence. I knew he wasn’t going to. I always set my excpectations too high with him.

“Alright, I just want you to know that I really hope you’re doing good, and I hope you’re happy. I miss you.” I said and looked out the window.

“But God.. It has been 4 months, and I’ve been waiting for you since the day I lost you. But I’m tired of waiting. And I’m broken. I’m tired and broken because of what you did to me, and I know you’re not sorry, so please don’t act like it. After 4 months of pain and screaming and crying, I need to move on with life. So I need you to stop contacting me. Don’t call me saying you miss me. Don’t send me late night texts when you’re drunk and lonely, because I won’t answer.” I waited for a response that I was positive never came.

“I need to go.” And I did. I needed to go before I changed my mind.

“I really need to go now, but it was nice hearing from you. But from now on, I need you to let me live my life. Without you.

“I love you,” he said. In a cold way, sending shivers through my body.

“I know.” I pressed the red button and heard the sound of an ended call. That’s the last time I spoke to him. And after that? I moved on.

—  F.F. // Our last phone call.
Missing Trains at 2am (m)

Word Count: 5,739

Warning: Jimin Smut

A Christmas special based on an anon request I got~

You swung your backpack onto your back, staring up at the green digits that jumped around the grey screen stressfully. Names appeared where others vanished, some turning red as if to spread panic when your eyes checked them. Out of a nervous habit, you chewed on your lower lip, trying to find the specific name you were looking for between the sea of moving letters.

Right then, you found it, and your body froze.


You started running, your feet dragging you forward through the slim crowd of people as fast as they could. Heads turned as your feet collided with the ground like stones, your breath so irregular that you sounded like you were gasping for air. The voices of people you bumped into, their shoulders crashing into yours, chased after you as you kept moving forward, counting the numbers by the staircases like crazy. Nine, ten, eleven, far from the twenty-one you were looking for. Still, time was not showing any mercy to you. As you ran, you could almost feel the seconds pass by, nearing the finish line much too quickly.

Dammit, why had you postponed it until so late at night?

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memes of 2k16

yes. i saw someone last year doing a memes of 2k15 compilation so i decided to do one for this year!! this year was really memeful. ik this is kinda weird for this blog but im a meme lover and i can’t help it,, hit me up if i missed some!! oh boi here we go

  • would a dog wear pants like this or liek this ? (asking the real questions)
  • god: i have made mankind
    angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety
  • that one star wars NOPE gif with the clones
  • tag yourself i’m slime dragn
  • mario 64
  • daamn daniel back at it again with those white vans
  • nanalan (ooo das a Peepo)
  • Leo DiCaprio winning an Oscar
  • rip no oscar for leo memes
  • ted cruz is the zodiac killer
  • *does the Pacha pose* when you do a thing juust right
  • the marge pose meme
  • the history of japan
  • that shook mr. krabs picture
  • don’t talk to me or my son ever again
  • get u a man who can do both
  • civil war
  • here come dat boi!!!!!!
  • o shit waddup!
  • caveman spongebob
  • are you a mango or pineapple person… are you a rose or lavender person… are you a bubble baths or hot showers person
  • tom from tom and jerry creepily sneaking out behind the door
  • does bruno mars is gay
  • characters or shows as spongebob
  • fholy shit spongebob is basically taking over the memes this year
  • BREAKING NEWS (doing fake news reports of stuff)
  • agressively smashing the nut button
  • people 👏 talking 👏 like 👏 this 👏
  • the stranger things font
  • arthur’s clenching fist
  • dicks out 4 harambe
  • userboxes
  • you:
    me, an intellectual:
  • moodboards
  • retro vaporwave font
  • the crying jordan face
  • i arrive at the panera
  •    bagel: toasted
  •    cheese: creamed
  •    dick: out
       I am forcibly escorted out of the panera
  • robbie rotten and the others from lazy town
  • we are number one
  • kermit talking to dark kermit
  • a pic with the word ‘perfection’ smudged + a pic with glasses being cleaned and then adding a pic of ur fave thing
  • the melania trump saying hello meme
  • bone app the teeth
  • zoomed in pics of rlly fat cats saying just BODE
  • take a fucking sip babes
  • different versions of the bee movie
  • no airbags we die like men
  • dramatic youtubers
Exo Reaction To When You Kiss For The First Time


“Can I have one more, just one more?”

*You kiss again*

“One more!”

*He kisses you”

*Keeps kissing you*


“I know! Okey, last one!”

Originally posted by ethereal-baek


*Smiles like an idiot*

Originally posted by xinq


*Blushes like heeell*

Y/n don’t look at me..”

*Hides in your neck and huggs you*

“Why do I react like this?” 

Originally posted by chanshine


*You kissed him first*

“..Oh Y/n”

Originally posted by chenrrerorocher


“Why are such a good kisser?!”

“I thought I was your first kiss?”

“Explain miss”

Originally posted by illegalkai




“You ate an pear just now right?”


“I don’t like pears”

Originally posted by bemineinseoul


“I like you”

“I like you too”

“That’s really good”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind


*You blush and look down*

“Hey, look at me..”

“God you’re so cute!”

Originally posted by xiumsk


“It was good for your first kiss”


Originally posted by xehun


*Looks at you and starts to play with your hands*

“I really like it when you’re here”

Originally posted by wendeer

(I do NOT own any of the GIF’s, all rights to the rightful owners)

anonymous asked:

I really want to get to know the Lord. I have been agnostic, but I feel recently like I'm being guided or pulled towards the bible. My problem is: There are certain parts of my lifestyle that may be considered sinful that I can't change at the moment (living situation, finances). I feel like a fraud. How can I worship god and knowingly sin at the same time? I don't want to wait till I'm more "perfect".

Well that’s a good thing, because God doesn’t ask us to come to Him only once we are “perfect.” He wants us come to him as we are, broken. If we waited to purse God only once we figure out how to be “perfect”, we would be missing the point of Christianity - that we NEED God. As humans, we all sin. Being able to recognize your sin is a really good start (and a sign of the Holy Spirit working in your life). However, if you are feeling conviction about something in your life, eventually something’s gotta give. Even though we are going to sin as humans (because becoming a Christian doesn’t make us “perfect”), we should do everything we can to run from our sin and run to God. We might not realize it in the moment, but continuing to choose our sin will harden our hearts and work as a barrier to us growing in our faith. But again, running away from our sin is a process and we need God’s help. If you don’t have a church family already, my advice to you would be to find one. If you feel stuck in a sinful situation, your church family may have the resources to get you out of it. God made us to desire relationships - with him and with others. You don’t need to go through life alone.

(If this didn’t fully answer your question, please feel free to come off anon and we can talk more. It’s hard to give the best advice without knowing specifics.)

2nd Month

I have being living in the Neltherlands for 2 months and I still have no friends. I had already been warned that it will be complicated to build new relationships with people in this country, but It is being even harder than what I expected and this experience is not even close to my situation as foreigner in England. I don’t know from where to start. I have joined a Dutch language course. My classmates are really nice people, but every each of them is Syrian, married with kids, and during the break they speak between each other in Arabic, and although I can read arabic alphabet and know some arabic sentences, my knowledge is not that good to socialise, so I sit silent and go through my facebook page. Maybe I should resume studying Arabic. At least I will have some people to practise it with. God, I feel so lonely. I miss my friends spread over Sicily, Italy & England. 

Alright I made one of these posts for Belarus and people really liked it so here are some canon things about Seychelles:

-she’s described as a country girl with a big heart

-she’s messy

-she’s a homebody but like. a friendly homebody. She invites people over a lot

-she cannot cook good god all she eats is dried fish

-she has some self-esteem issues?? She once described herself as useless and only good for her ability to sing, dance, and make souvenirs

-she gets forgotten a lot, even on maps of Africa

-she was raised by France and Monaco speaks to her in a very familiar way. She seems a bit bitter towards England, but they pretty much get along in the modern day

-the thing with her African friend and the butt-shaped coconuts

-one time America and Prussia had a swimming contest that America won. Seychelles called him awesome, and Prussia started saying how the match hadn’t been fair

gosh i didnt realize how much i missed jaejoong until i saw the news today he just got discharged from military service

and he looks sooo good howw

and sooo coldㅠㅠ

nothing much really just celebrating his discharge with the awesomeness god-like visual that is kim jaejoong

and look at the fans gathering like theres no tomorrowㅠㅠ

freaking boss

im gonna miss this look♡♡

and thissss asdjfhkl;;




{let me see you} a Sebastian Stan one shot

It’s smutty-ish. I’m really not that good at it.

Being apart is hard. Sometimes we go months without seeing each other. Touching, kissing. Thank God for technology.
It took her awhile to warm up to the idea. She felt shy, embarrassed. “I can’t,” she’d say quietly, covering her face. “Come on baby,” I’d tell her, “you’re not shy when we’re together,” I smiled. “It’s not the same,” she told me as I leaned in closer. “I just wanna see ya, doll,” I cooed as she gave me a small smile, “I miss seeing you, seeing your body.”
After a few times, she warmed up a little more, let me talk dirty to her, eventually undressing for me. One day I called only to connect to her being totally a naked for me, a big grin on her beautiful face. “Holy shit, frumoasa,” I whispered as I leaned in to get a better look. “Happy birthday,” she said with a smile and I laughed. “Yeah, happy fucking birthday to me,” I said quietly as she gave me a small giggle. “Since it’s your day,” she began, “you can have anything want.” God damn.
“Anything?,” I asked her with a skeptical look and she nodded. “One condition,” she said as she pointed her finger at me, “if I have to get myself off, so do you,” she finished with a wink. Oh, no problem. I nodded and slipped off my shirt and pants. “All of it,” she told me, so off the underwear went, too.
I took another long look at her, my mind racing, imagining all the things I wish I could do to her. “I need you to touch yourself, babe,” I told her, “I need to hear you.” She looked at me innocently and whispered, “yes, daddy,” as she slid her fingers to her folds and let out a loud moan. That was all it took for me to grip myself and move my hand slowly up and down my shaft, letting out a moan of my own. “Use your fingers, babe,” I panted, “pretend it’s me, say my name.” She slid her fingers inside and began to pump in and out while moaning my name, over and over, like a prayer.
I knew I wouldn’t last long, so I slowed my pace as I watched her throw her head back as she came hard, screaming my name. She came down from her high slowly and she leaned over so that she could watch me. “Faster,” she breathed as she watched me stroke myself, “come on, Seba,” she whispered, “come on, cum for me. Let me see you.” Her words pushed me over the edge as I stroked myself furiously, desperate to find a release. She kept whispering to me until I came hard, moaning her name loudly.
“Jesus, dragă,” I panted as I grabbed my underwear from the floor, “you’re fucking amazing.” She smiled at me and said, “happy birthday, Iubirea mea.”

I find myself questioning the same shit over and over. What is God or the Universe trying to show me? What am I missing? What lessons am I not learning? Why am I constantly having to deal with the same situations from the same people for years now? Like WDF, I’m actually tired. But I know myself, I always have to feel before I learn, so maybe I’m just not paying attention or deep down I know what’s really good but I don’t want to admit it, so instead of facing things head on, I’m just going with the flow and in return I’m constantly taking L’s and getting hurt. Who knows, but 2016 has been so tough. I honestly am praying for lighter, brighter and just happier days. I deserve it.