but god i'm so turned on

I bet...

I bet Bucky loves it when you wear his dog tags during sex. Like just seeing the tags right between your breasts as they bounce from how hard he’s fucking you *sweats profusely* he’d love that shit so much! And imagine all the pictures he’d take of you afterwards. Just a picture of your boobs and the tags, I bet he’d have an entire secret folder in his phone dedicated just for them. ;) Maybe he’s got a video or two of him drilling you into the mattress and it zooms in right on your boobs.

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Shiro wanted something big and Keith did not disappoint. Keith gave him the biggest sunflower he could find and Shiro died laughing. How can he possibly love this guy even more? So pure, too good for this world. ಥ_ಥ Redbubble  

Husband was looking for me all round the house so he could show me something he’d made but he couldn’t find me so he just shouted really loudly, “Fantasy and Sci-fi are the same genre!” and the rational part of my brain doing laundry was like “I’m not responding to a meme, wait where am I going—” as I ascended up the basements stairs like the wrath of god, and he just turned like “there you are” and I’m SO MAD THAT IT WORKED

  • like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you're about to experience the wrath of a god
  • me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of a voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i'm so sorry dude, shit
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a little story of how Yuuri and Viktor met at the ball in St. Petersburg
and here’s their dance 
they were around 11 (Y) and 15 (V) when they first met. Viktor was on his trip to Japan and then came to Hasetsu where he met Katsuki family. Young Katsuki heir was too afraid to speak with this charming silver-haired foreigner (thou he knew Viktor was a prince), but anyway they friendship started from “what’s this flower” conversation. It turned out that Yuuri was obsessed with botany, like, he even wanted to become a botanist to study flowers, so they promised each other to meet in St. Petersburg when Yuuri would become a scientist and after being apart for more than 10 years they’d finally met and stayed with each other forever.
i guess i should make some more parts to make the story clear lmao

  • Pidge: C'mon, just say it!
  • Keith, confused: No??? I don't understand why it's so important to you two....
  • Lance: Keith, my buddy, just do us this one favor.
  • Keith: .....
  • Keith: Fine.
  • Keith, while sprouting fluffy ears and turning purple: I'm going Galra???
  • Pidge: oh my god oh my god oh my go-
  • Lance: holy shit I can't believe he did it
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All Forbidden Art goes into the Box™ to be hidden forever

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@chewbaccafarms asked for pidge in e3 and lance in a2 from this post !!!

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wanted to do a color study of a scene from princess and the frog because this movie is beautiful and i need to draw more

voltron squad as quotes from my discord server
  • lance: bask in my homosexual presence
  • keith: wait did i just challenge myself to a fight
  • hunk: oh my god I just drop my chip into the toilet I'm so sad
  • pidge: I hear you die when you turn 16
  • shiro: MCFUCKMYENTIREEXISTENCE
  • allura: Sendick
  • coran: in a little bit I'm gonna drink pickle juice from a tea cup
OK BUT IMAGINE THIS
  • Sirius and Remus in the common room, lying on the couch, next to the fireplace, relaxing after finishing doing their homework️️️️

  •  Sirius leaning against Remus’ legs while Remus is reading a book️️ ️️

  • Remus unconsciously stroking Sirius’s hair because damn it’s so soft️️️️️

  •  His hand involuntary slipping behind Sirius’ ear ️️

  •  Sirius (half asleep) doing the you-just-touched-my-ear-i-have-to-scratch hysterical, canine-like leg movement️️️️ ️️️️

  •  Remus being fascinated by it and continuing stroking️️️️ ️️

  •  Sirius wriggling and kicking so badly, he falls off the couch️️️️ ️️

  •  Remus laughing his ass off so much his face turns blue️️

  •   Sirius giving Remus The Face Of Betrayal™
    (“how could you offend my pride in such brutal way you heartless bastard”)️️️️ ️️

  •  Sirius probably being mad at Remus for the next two days️️️ ️️

  •  Remus bursting into laugh every. fucking. time he recalls it ️️️ ️️

  •  James (after hearing the story from Remus) mocking Sirius at every opportunity, trying to scratch his ears during transfiguration class and calls him little pups casually️️️ ️️

  • And Sirius just being sincerely done with these two️️ ️️

  •  But he loves them both sO MUCH, GOD DAMMIT he can’t do nothing but just accepting it

Jin isn’t gonna start cooking until he talks about his special Pink Puma shoes:

He’s so proud of them, it’s adorable x 

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movie dates! i love how all of these pairings have completely different dynamics, it’s ridiculous and beautiful

i really really want a bonding moment between keith and lance that starts with some serious topic (like lance comforting keith about shiro’s disappearance and stuff) but then turns into them talking shit about the professors they didn’t like at the garrison, the subject they hated, stuff they’ve done there and shit like that.

“God I really hated *insert subject name* everytime the professor walked in the class I used to snort so loud everyone would turn to look at me.”

keith, with a fond smile on his face: yep i remember

lance: what…wha….what did you just say?

keith: uhhhh….it’s getting really late at night goodbye!

lance lets him run away anyways because otherwise he would have to admit how long he stared at keith back at the garrison.

*every destiel fic ever*
  • Dean: I'm so straight
  • Dean: such a ladies man. so many girls. look, boobs
  • Dean: a big hetero hello to all of you
  • Sam: *rolls eyes*
  • Castiel: *enters scene*
  • Dean: ohhh look at them eyes, look at them lips. hot damn
  • Dean: I'm not gay. what kind of sorcery?
  • Castiel: *glances at Dean*
  • Dean: *cheeks turn red*
  • Castiel: *approaches Dean*
  • Dean: *internal existential crisis*
  • Castiel: "hello"
  • Dean: *ends up being such a needy bottom*
Monsta X as Dads
  • Wonho: Son if you don't stop this inst-- o-oh I'm sorry, n-no please don't cry *panics and starts tearing up*
  • Shownu: *refer to Monsta X Ray episode 5*
  • Minhyuk: Here, come to daddy, princess. *picks her up* Aww, my baby is so cute just like me~
  • Kihyun: I swear to God, I'll turn that wifi shit off if you don't stop this right NOW
  • Hyungwon: *doesn't say anything, just craddling his daughter to his chest*
  • Jooheon: Liked my rap, son? Well, you gotta be like dad then. High five, buddy.
  • I.M: *is the baby*
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Hooray, I finally finished! This is based on @russianfeya‘s Neon Pink Motorcycle fic. It’s a soulmate AU where people have a mark that changes color depending on the soulmate’s mood. Yuri no longer has a mark (due to Reasons) and it just hit me in the most recent chapter that when Otabek asks “How are you feeling?” he’s actually…you know, comparing notes. :D
Anyway, if that sounds like something you’d like to read, I highly recommend it!