but go sign

“… well, I admit that it didn’t exactly go as planned…”


His eye twitched. “Didn’t go as planned? Your ‘pet’ killed a girl!”


“I was not aware that…a certain student would go wandering into this part of the school at that time…”


“It’s a girl’s toilet, Tom. Who do you think was more out of place there?”


“…”


- Tomarry [ Time Travel AU]

anonymous asked:

that anon really made me nervous and scared, now that I think of it those lines "I love you. But we won't ever be together. There is no happy ending for either of us." were said in the same episode where dean keeps trying to say cas that he needs to stay and that they're better together but Cas won't listen and keeps leaving without a word, please tell me this isn't a foreshadowing of their relationship and that this is not the writers telling us that dean and cas are not endgame, please no

Hi there… I think you meant this anon? Sorry, I had to go digging for it. It’s not the most recent anon post on my blog anymore, so I wanted to avoid confusion.

This is not foreshadowing of the relationship between Dean and Cas.

You can’t knock down eight years worth of buildup to a thing with one line by a suicidal side character. Narrative does not work like that.

the signs as fake quotes my weird cousin has attributed to famous authors

aries: as oscar Wilde once famously said, ‘fuck men’

taurus: i believe it was percy shelley who wrote ‘why cry over spilled milk when instead u could cry over everything

gemini: you can lead a horse to water, but u can’t make the horse drink that fucking water if it wants vodka instead. sun tzu said that.

cancer: y’know, steinbeck once screamed ‘death to capitalism’ while setting himself on fire, and i couldn’t agree more.

leo: i was trying to think of a hemingway quote, but thankfully i just remembered that i don’t give a shit about hemingway

virgo: Flintstone vitamins are for losers. William shakespeare.

libra: did you know that that nicki minaj took the lyrics “i beez in the trap” straight from jane austen’s iconic 1813 novel pride and Prejudice?

scorpio: maya angelou actually invented the acronym NSFW, did u know that? 'Not Safe From Whites’. they’re coming

sagittarius: the most inspirational thing walt whitman ever said was ‘dance like nobody’s watching’ that man was a poet

capricorn: ‘be there or be…gay! lol jk don’t be gay’ ~ the bible, chapter 5 verse 17

aquarius: honey, as Faulkner said once, ‘eat shit mark twain’. words to live by

pisces: nietzsche once said that dante was a ‘hyena that wrote poetry on tombs’ and i’m not making that shit up because nothing is funnier than that

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Self indulgent edgy dads doodle before bed // Gabriel’s inaccurate height is intentional // Try to stop me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

how the signs will die
  • aries: explosions
  • taurus: stabbed
  • gemini: only like half dies tbh
  • cancer: lava.
  • leo: clowns
  • virgo: vampirism
  • libra: dying like 2 hours after stabbing yourself somehow? you like manage to write down a lot of shit and then finally die like wow nice job
  • scorpio: a very mad robot/a very mad sister take your pick
  • sagittarius: also clowns
  • capricorn: ?????? do you even die ????????
  • aquarius: cut in half
  • pisces: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

he’s beauty….. 

i forgot to watermark this and im too lazy to add it now so pls dont use w/o permission!! anyways i love my pink father and would die for him hbu?

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Sagittarius & Pisces
  • Pisces: I love you
  • Sagittarius: Haaaaa, same
  • Pisces:
  • Pisces: Bitch, if you don't say this shit back, I swear in this ant's grave that I will kill you and your imaginary pet, Burney the Jackrabbit. There will be no witnesses and I already have both of your suicide notes written. Try me. Just fucking try me and see if I don't strike you were you stand, mother fucker.
  • Pisces: With love, ❤