Man, since you're talking about weird dreams, I had a dream 3 years ago where a group of brainwashing witches took over my neighborhood and I was the one who stopped them, shooting them all Lara Croft style. I did free my neighborhood from all the witches, so happy ending right? It would have been, if Godzilla didn't appear and start singing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On.
BEST ENDING TO A DREAM EVER
and speaking of witches i once dreamt my girlfriend and I were witches on the run from my totally-not-homophobic mom who somehow hired a lot fo men in suits to catch us. and when they had us surrounded on top of a tower by the beach we shapeshifted into birds and flew away
get rekt mom