but girlfriends on the run!!!!!!!

katasaurusvex  asked:

Man, since you're talking about weird dreams, I had a dream 3 years ago where a group of brainwashing witches took over my neighborhood and I was the one who stopped them, shooting them all Lara Croft style. I did free my neighborhood from all the witches, so happy ending right? It would have been, if Godzilla didn't appear and start singing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On.


and speaking of witches i once dreamt my girlfriend and I were witches on the run from my totally-not-homophobic mom who somehow hired a lot fo men in suits to catch us. and when they had us surrounded on top of a tower by the beach we shapeshifted into birds and flew away

get rekt mom

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.