but for youall

Realest Fucking Panic! Lyrics Ever
  • i need a little sympathy to sore my insecurities
  • our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos, i set my expectations high so nothing ever comes out right
  • should’ve known right from the start you can’t predict the end
  • and being blue is better than being over it
  • you could tell me secrets that i’ll probably repeat; i’m not trying to hurt you, i just love to speak
  • fought resistance nearly my entire life
  • it’s better to burn than to fade away, it’s better to leave than be replaced
  • girls love girls and boys and love is not a choice
  • i want to complicate you, don’t let me do this to myself
  • in the sickness of you, i’m just a white blood cell fighting like hell for you
  • all of trade mistakes
  • you are taking me apart like bad glue on a get well card
  • all of the calendar lmao that whole song’s a masterpiece
  • how does a heart love if no one has noticed its presence and where does it go
  • wake up to despise a world i once loved
  • if i wake in the morning i only need two more miracles to be a saint, everything i promised everyone i’d be well i just ain’t
  • can’t take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid; sit back, relax, sit back, relapse again
  • talk to the mirror, oh choke back tears
  • im cutting my mind off, feels like my heart is going to burst
  • things have changed for me and that’s ok

We’ve been making shades of purple out of red and blue
Sickeningly sweet like honey, don’t need money
All I need is you
All I need is you, you.

Shout out to all my aces in relationships

Whether it be long-term, short-term, polyamorous, monogamous, and/or a qpp

You are valid <3

All my sapphic aces, you are valid

All my gay aces, you are valid

Aroaces? You’re valid

My straight aces? Hell yeah you’re valid

Trans aces, you are SO valid

NB aces of any sort are super valid

All those ace men, look at you, you’re valid

And my ace women, rock that validity

Aces whose relationships involve sex? Still ace, still valid

Aces whose relationships don’t involve sex? Valid

Aces whose relationships are romantic are valid and aces whose relationships aren’t romantic are valid

Sex repulsed or romance repulsed aces are valid and can have valid relationships

Engaged or married aces? Brilliantly valid

Never settling down aces? Guess what, you’re valid

And to all my aces out there who want any sort of relationship but aren’t in one, don’t despair. Your ace-ness is beautiful and good things will come to you

All of you in whatever type of relationship works for you, remember that your relationship is between you and your partner(s) and don’t let other people’s view of what a relationship should be come in between what is working for you

And to all my aces that don’t want a relationship and will never want a relationship, you’re valid too. Keep being you, and be you unapologetically. 

All aces are valid. And all of our ways of living and loving are valid too.

so i accidentally typed “breadway” instead of “broadway” and i’m laughing can you imagine:

the bread of mormon

yeastus crust superstar

how to succeed in baking without really frying

jersey buns


the poundcake of music

we will bake you

all cook up

calamity scone

thoroughly modern muffin

spring abakening

Dating Park Chanyeol Would Include

Note: Is Chanyeol your bias? Do you like reading fan fiction? if yes to both, why don’t you check out my new Park Chanyeol fan fiction? You can find it here -> Taming the Virus. 

Huang Zitao/ Tao| Kim Jongdae/ Chen| Park Chanyeol| Kim Junmyeon/ Suho| Kim Minseok/ Xiumin| Oh Sehun| Kim Jongin/ Kai| Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.| Byun Baekhyun| Zhang Yixing/ Lay| Lu Han| Wu Yifan/ Kris| Mafia!EXO|

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

In the Daytime

Originally posted by sehunsi

  • Him being the best boyfriend in the world world.
  • But before asking you out he would be the flirtiest and kindest man.
  • Always bringing you hot drinks whenever he comes over to your house from the local cafe he passes every time he comes to see you.
  • Him giving you cute nicknames.
  • “Princess? No… hm, maybe honey? No, that makes us sound like an old married couple. Oh! I know, I’m going to call you love! Actually no, that’ll make me sound like your grandma. Uh… I know, I’m going to call you sweetheart!”
  • Him always offering to help you even though you’re trying to convince him not to. Like, you could be arguing over this for ages and he isn’t going to let up.
  • “Come on {y/n} just open the door for me. Let me carry the washing just this once”
  • “Fine.”
  • “Thank god you finally agreed, my triceps are killing me.”
  • Him hugging you
  • All the time
  • And will use any excuse for PDA
  • “Hold my hand {y/n} I don’t want to lose you in the crowd!”
  • “There’s like ten people, Chanyeol.”
  • You having to share Chanyeol with Baekhyun and Kyungsoo the majority of the time.
  • Kyungsoo coming over to cook for you and Chanyeol because he fears both of your safety if Chanyeol is let near the oven.
  • Chanyeol teasing you on a day to day basis because he can.
  • But teasing you in more ways than one ;)
  • Feeling you up underneath the table in public places while you blush and tell him to stop.
  • Him being warned by management on multiple occasions because he finds it really hard to keep your relationship on the down low.
  • Chanyeol talking about you
  • All the time
  • “{y/n} can do that, you know.”
  • “Yeah chanyeol, you’ve only reminded us eight thousand times.”
  • Chanyeol being the happy virus in your life and gives you a reason to smile every single day even on your worst days.
  • But he has his bad days sometimes,
  • And he loves having you around to comfort him.
  • Unless you two have had a fight
  • He’ll sit in his music studio room and make music until he falls asleep in the most uncomfortable positions.
  • “Aish, how does he sleep like this?” *puts a blanket over him before leaving him there*
  • Fighting with you is his literal worst nightmares brought to life
  • He hates it
  • So it’s a good job it doesn’t happen often.
  • Chanyeol is pretty chilled back when it comes to a lot of things.
  • But hates being away from you for a long time
  • On tour he turns into a puppy
  • Looking at photos of you on his phone when he’s lonely, and if it’s not a stupid time to call then he will.
  • The sound of your voice will soothe him and make him feel so safe in more ways than you’ll ever know.
  • Him reminding you that he loves you every single day.
  • He loves cuddling you on the couch
  • Especially when he’s lying with his head in your lap and you’re running your fingers through your hair
  • Or he’s leaning with his head on your chest
  • Not in a dirty way, just in one of those comforting ways
  • But he also loves holding you close into his chest too
  • He can’t get enough of cuddling
  • He always talks about the future with you, and always has big ideas for how he wants to live with you even after his contract ends with EXO.
  • “I want a red front door to our house. And a pretty garden where I can write songs on hot days. And I want a big bedroom for us, we can cover it in photos. Ah I can’t wait to buy our house, we’re going to make so many memories.”
  • “Hold your horses, Chanyeol. We’ve still got a few years yet.”
  • Him falling in love with you more and more every single day
  • Him writing songs for you all the time
  • Him wanting you to listen to his songs before anyone else because your opinion matters to him the most.
  • So many kisses
  • Him kissing you on he forehead and cheeks all the time
  • Pecks on the mouth
  • Or full on make out sessions
  • There isn’t much in between
  • Chanyeol being in love with you and showing that every single day

At nighttime

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

  • Him always looking after you afterwards every time.
  • Him constantly wanting to be the big spoon because he’s tall and you’re smol and he loves that about you
  • He also just loves the feeling of you in his arms where he can hold you and protect you from harm
  • After a long day of working he’s probably going to be tired
  • But that isn’t going to stop him from getting physical
  • Lazy sex
  • Unless he’s really in the mood
  • In which case, be careful
  • This man may look cute but he is basically the embodiment of a sex god
  • Him being dominant
  • Even when you’re on top, you and he both know who is really in charge
  • Round two
  • Three
  • Four
  • Him not really being very kinky but is up to try anything that you want to try
  • Him doing it basically anywhere in the bedroom
  • Skinship
  • Neck kisses
  • Love marks in discrete places
  • Him not caring that the stylists and makeup artists constantly tell him off for receiving all these marks because it just feels so good getting them
  • Him being rough
  • But always passionate 
Drag Race Asks

RuPaul: What’s your greatest strength – charisma, uniqueness, nerve or talent?
Sharon Needles:  Do you like scary movies, Sidney?  What’s your favourite?
Chad Michaels:  Is there someone you can impersonate to perfection?
Untucked:  What’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever said?
Available On iTunes!:  The first five songs that come into your head.
Michelle Visage: Are you a tough critic or a sweet little pussycat?
Bianca Del Rio:  Stone, gold, glass… What’s your heart made of?
Bob The Drag Queen:  Tell us a joke, funny girl!
Santino Rice:  Describe the strangest outfit you’ve ever worn, Amadeus.
Guest Judges:  Name three people, alive or dead, whose opinions really matter to you
All-Stars:  Ever had a brush with fame?
Absolut Vodka:  Favourite drink?
Bebe Zahara Benet:  Do you represent your hometown or not?
Raja:  Did you roll with the cool kids at school?  Or, if you weren’t a Heather, Heather, what clique did you fit with, Heather?
Willam:  A choice of questions – either tell us about a time you were thrown out of somewhere, or tell us about the sickest you’ve ever felt…
Jinkx Monsoon:  Trouble sleeping?  Or trouble staying awake?
Mimi Imfurst:  How far would you go to grab people’s attention?
Drag U:  Condragulations!  You’ve won a fabulous free makeover!  What sickening style icon will it be based on?
Max:  What colour is your hair today, and what’s your favourite colour it’s ever been?
Alyssa + Coco:  Can you hold a grudge?  (Extra points if you tell us all about it)
Tyra Sanchez:   Give us an unpopular opinion.
Katya:  If you could live in any country in all the world, where would you go?
Ongina:  Would you ever shave your head?  (If you already have, we want pics!)
PhiPhi O’Hara:  Is it better to be loved or feared?
Latrice Royale:  Tell us about a time you picked yourself up after a fall (and know that we’re so proud of you, hon!)
Shangela:  If at first you don’t succeed…  Is there something in life where you keep on try-trying-again?
Nina Flowers:  Does your look match your personality?
Violet Chachki:  What’s your favourite physical feature?
Naomi Smalls:  Take the first name of one of your personal idols, and the last name from another.  This makes the name of your brand new persona – now tell us all about your gorgeous self!
Jiggly Caliente: May I call you Jiggly?

Karasuno as Fathers



  • Suga has a look that gets him absolute, instantaneous obedience 
  • his kids also pretty much form a fan club for him because while he is definitely their father and must be listened to, they all know that he’s the coolest person ever, they can come to him with anything, they can confide in him, but he’s also really funny and makes the best food – and can crack really lame jokes 
  • honestly, he also raises his kids to be sneaky little masterminds because they should definitely learn how to control people early on – he knows their friends’ dads, they’re going to need this skill


  • from the moment he finds out that he’s going to be a father he starts panicking because something is definitely going to go wrong
  • but the moment they’re born, he ends up becoming a whole lot more of a stout-heart – try to mess with his kid, he dares you
  • all his kids know that they always have daddy’s support


  • the dad who tosses his toddlers up as high as they can go before catching them
  • all his children are raised to be pretty fearless
  • his and Nishinoya’s kids will be best friends obviously


  • when he reads stories he’ll do the different voices
  • his kids are all little imps that everyone in the neighborhood simultaneously love and hate
  • do not mess with their friends – their daddy taught them that loyalty will never be punished and that friends stick together


  • doesn’t actually teach his kids volleyball right after they learn to walk – sure they know how to play, but he never pressures them into doing it, because he wants them to make their own choices and he doesn’t want them to end up like how he was before Karasuno
  • as a result, even though he finds it incredibly hard because he’s still not super social, he’ll be right there with his spouse going to the park, making play dates, throwing parties, and making sure that his kids are out there making friends


  • Hinata’s kids are the ones that will be signed up for volleyball teams by the time their eight
  • spends as much time as he can with his kids, takes them for runs with him (okay slow jogs for him, but runs for them), watches cartoons with them, reads books, tries to take them for a tandem bike ride…learns not to do that pretty quickly
  • family outing once a month no exceptions


  • all his kids are going to end up being big, giant, nerds – no doubt about it
  • by the time they’re two they’ll be telling you their favorite dinosaurs
  • they’re also raised to find something to be passionate about because he knows what it’s like to not care about anything and he’s not letting it happen to his kids


  • is one who makes all the dad jokes – seriously, he probably starts writing ones down when he gets married
  • trolls Tsukishima with his kids – “You know what Uncle Tsukki likes??  CUDDLES!!!”
  • tries to impart on them the wisdom of never giving up early on – perseverance is the thing he rewards the most
Soonyoung as Your Boyfriend

Originally posted by gyuhan-17

Request: Hellooooo^^ can you do seventeen hoshi as a boyfriend? Thanksss

A/N: Omg okay pardon me if I like die half way through this I just love my little bias so much okay enjoy and thank you for requesting!

  • He’s so squishy around you
  • All of the gifts
  • He would notice you looking at a necklace or some shoes or whatever and buy them behind your back
  • Cuddles.
  • So much cuddles
  • Extremely comfortable with pda in front of everyone
  • Almost too comfortable
  • And you’re like?????? Don’t you have an image to keep up?????? 
  • He gives no shits about that
  • Because he loves you
  • Honestly your relationship would move really fast from the beginning
  • I assume he would be comfortable admitting he loves you within the first few months
  • But that’s only because he’d be 100% sure you’re the one before even confessing in the first place
  • Dancing and screaming singing to their songs at 4 am in the dorms because you can’t sleep
  • Promptly being kicked out by Jihoon and the others
  • Fun dates where you can’t help but smile because that is his favorite thing ever
  • Lazy dates where you just stuff yourself with food and cuddle some more
  • Watching him choreograph at crazy hours because ‘it has to be perfect’
  • But he can’t focus without you in the room tbh
  • So you end up having to be at all of their photoshoots and mv shootings and live shows and just everything because he needs you there
  • Lame jokes
  • Lame pick-up lines
  • sorry
  • “10:10″
  • “Naega Hosh”
  • “Soonyoung shut up I’m trying to sleep”
  • He’d definitely get really emotional when he has to leave you for a long time
  • Long skype calls so he can see your face
  • Spamming you on every social media outlet you have so he’s the first thing on your mind when you wake up
  • not that he isn’t already
  • Being the honorary 4th part of the gag trio
  • Being really close with all of Seventeen honestly
  • And he just gets so happy when you get along with them because they’re his second family
  • But lowkey gets jealous when you’re too touchy with a member
  • Jealousy is a very uncommon thing for him
  • He would never admit to being jealous though
  • But you can tell because he gets less clingy than usual
  • Him being a little ball of sunshine and hope 99.9% of the time
  • But then all of a sudden BOOM he’s literally sex on legs
  • He’d just grab your waist and kiss you really passionately out of nowhere
  • And you’re again just like??????? Well damn
  • But no one in their right mind would complain
  • Because dancer hips
  • *wink wonk*
  • OKAY
  • He dresses really nice for you
  • And cleans up really well tbvh
  • like just look at the gif damn boi
  • So many
  • You can’t even keep track of the cheesy names he calls you
  • “Attempting” to cook for you
  • That leading to Mingyu storming in and making you food instead
  • Literally has so much adoration for you
  • JUST
  • I’M DEAD

-Admin Yeonie

All I Want for Christmas (Part 3/5)

Bucky x Reader AU

Summary – You’ve put your career ahead of everything else in life. Then you meet a guy that makes you want to believe in love again, but he’s not interested in you.  What happens when Fate decides you deserve a second chance?  

Warnings – Fire, allusions to death

Word Count – 2,009

Notes –   We’ve got some major character development in this part!  She’s getting closer to figuring out what she needs to do.  I hope you enjoy!  Merry Christmas!!  As always, please feel free to leave me comments or asks to let me know what you thought!


Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5


Christmas Fic Masterlist

Originally posted by sssmcdlove



I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside my door

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is you

All I want for Christmas is you, baby

You rolled over and looked at the clock, groaning. This wasn’t happening to you again! There was no way this was happening! You screamed into your pillow as Rick and Lola started talking about last minute Christmas shopping again.


You sat up in bed and check your phone.  Sure enough, it’s still Christmas Eve.  You bury your face in your hands, completely at a loss.  Why was this happening to you?  No one else seemed to realize that the day was stuck on repeat.  You decided to take matters into your own hands today.  You grabbed your phone and called Tony.

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HOW ABOUT WE EXORCISE SOME DEMONS that we created ourselves

How to get @therealjacksepticeye back:

  • Fill #jacksepticeye with happy pictures of him (tip by @septicnomey)
  • Ignore Anti, cause attention makes him stronger OR
  • Compliment Anti, kill him with kindness (tip by @markiplierswhatifs)
  • Probably saying booper dooper in front of a mirror will help

  • all the way (keep on a-dancin’) all the way (keep on flyin’) all the way keep goin’ (keep on) keep goin’ (keep on)

#StopAnti #ComebackJack (tag by @huzzahandfancypants​) 

Originally posted by asmion

The Signs as Vampire Weekend Songs

Aries: The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance

“You criticize the practice
By murdering their plants
Ignoring all the history
Denying them romance”

Taurus: Step

“I feel it in my bones, I feel it in my bones
I’m stronger now, I’m ready for the house”

Gemini: Oxford Comma

Why would you speak to me that way
Especially when I always say that I
Haven’t got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain”

Cancer: A-Punk

Half of the ring lies here with me
But the other half’s at the bottom of the sea”

Leo: Horchata

“Oh you had it but oh no you lost it
Looking back you shouldn’t have fought it”

Virgo: Giving Up The Gun

But in the years that passed
Since I saw you last
You haven’t moved an inch”

Libra: Campus

“How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?”

Scorpio: Diane Young

“Live my life in self-defense 
You know I love the past, ‘cause I hate suspense”

Sagittarius: Run

“She said, ‘You know, there’s nowhere else to go.’
But changing roles
It struck me that the two of us could run”

Capricorn: Obvious Bicycle

“You ought to spare the world your labor
It’s been twenty years and no one’s told the truth”

Aquarius: Unbelievers

“Girl you and I will die unbelievers 
Bound to the tracks of the train”

Pisces: Holiday

“But if I wait for a holiday
Could it stop my fears?

Headcanons for McCree, Hanzo, and Soldier out for a drink when they meet reader

Jesse McCree

  • Found at a hole in the wall dive bar
  • Dust covered jukebox playing some no name country tune
  • Room is filled with smoke and regret
  • Women of ill repute hang on the bar as if it were a lifeboat
  • Bartender makes ‘em strong and always has McCree topped off
  • Drinks himself into a stupor and passes out at the bar unless…
  • You come sauntering over to his corner
  • He wastes no time getting to know you
  • All hands on deck
  • He tastes like tobacco and gunpowder
  • Things move back to your place fairly quickly
  • A night of sloppy sex and drunken laughter
  • Lots of biting and pulling
  • Neither of you remember anything, not even names
  • He leaves before you wake up
  • Your panties are no where to be found
  • You’ve got a half smoked cigar to remember him by
  • Hot pot of coffee waiting for you in the kitchen
  • Thank you note on the counter
  • Thanks for the memories or for your panties?
  • Probably both…

Hanzo Shimada

  • He’s out with the clan at some high brow gentleman’s club
  • Classy as fuck
  • Girls wearing gemstones and pearls and little else
  • Live music on stage playing big band hits
  • Lots of girlish laughter from Hanzo’s table
  • The boys are having fun but Hanzo looks bored and disinterested
  • You’re working there as a server
  • Round of sake for the large party in the back
  • Don’t fuck this up
  • 2 trays of drinks and you’re having trouble snaking your way around the languid guests
  • One of the clan members sticks his leg out as a joke
  • You trip and try to maintain balance
  • First tray makes it okay, second one falls on the floor
  • A roar of laughter alerts your manager
  • Oh shit
  • Boss rushes over to berate and apologize
  • Hanzo stops him before he can begin, explains it was their fault
  • He has his men clean up the mess and asks you to join them
  • You don’t say much but Hanzo doesn’t seem to mind
  • He pours your drink and speaks only when you do
  • Says goodnight to you alone and bows when it’s time to go
  • He’ll definitely be back tomorrow

Soldier 76

  • Blending in at the local sports bar
  • Doesn’t care about the game but like the beer and the wings
  • Looks up every time the local team scores and cheers fill the air
  • More situational awareness than interest
  • Maybe a little PTSD
  • Loud noises and sudden shocks still get to him
  • You’re there with some friends, team jersey and all
  • They score again and you look around the room with a smile
  • Soldier locks eyes with you before looking back at his drink
  • He’s handsome in that silver fox way
  • Why the fuck not
  • You trot over and take the empty stool next to him
  • “Is your team losing? You don’t seem as thrilled as these idiots are.”
  • He chuckles dryly, offers to buy you a drink
  • You buy your own and side of mozzarella sticks
  • He trades you a wing for a stick, you both laugh
  • The space between you closes over time
  • By the end of the game he’s got his arm around your waist
  • Even cheers for your team
  • You ask him if he wants to come to your place for the after party
  • He says no but takes your number, declines to give you his
  • You leave with your friends shortly thereafter
  • Your phone buzzes. It’s him!
  • Says thanks for the cheese stick, asks if you wanna go out tomorrow
  • Suggests this kitschy steak house
  • He’ll meet you there at 8
Frank Castle Headcanons

So @vintagevalentinexx and I have recently become Castle!Trash, so here is a list of the headcanons for your enjoyment…

  • frank is the kind of guy that would keep pads/tampons at his place for you because he’s thoughtful like that
  • he’d come home from a night of killing bad guys to find you curled up on the couch with his dog, all cuddled up, and he’d sit there, cleaning his guns, looking over at you every so often and smiling and like it wouldn’t be a big grin, just like a small smile, maybe he shakes his head a little looking at you
  • all his neighbors love him.  the little old lady down the hall calls him frankie boy, and he helps people carry their groceries up the stairs
  • helps little old ladies cross the street
  • and he holds doors open!
  • omg and he’d tried to offer you his jacket if you were cold, but you know it’s probably covered in blood and guts so you decline haha
  • OMG and the little old lady yells at him for “being too thin” and she leaves casseroles at his door
  • he takes his dog to parks to let the kids pet him
  • he always says ma'am no matter how many times someone tells him not too
  • Frank is nervous on your first date, like he isn’t sure what to say and is kinda quiet becasue he hasn’t done this in awhile. But you start to talk about something he loves and he talks your ear off
  • When he takes you back to your apartment, he waits until you lock your door to leave
  • FRANK IS A FEMINIST, like 100%


I write for you

I write for you
in a blizzard,
small words,
anxieties and
glasshouse love
and flat-footed reason

I write for you
all the time,
until my fingers
miss the keys,
until the rain hails
and the cab comes

Kissing (Damian Wayne headcanon)

Requested: Yes
Request: What would be kissing damian be like headcanon!!!!pleaseeee!!!

  • Great boy to kiss let me tell you
  • All his kisses seem to have a lot of love and meaning behind it 
  • Tastes like breath mints or toothpaste
  • His lips are super soft for a guy, and really never chapped
  • You often ask what lip balm he uses
  • He’ll never tell you
  • He takes his time
  • Sometimes smiles into the kiss
  • Best feeling ever, no one can make him smile like you do
  • Will kiss you first thing in the morning
  • Will kiss you on the cheek when you’re in the kitchen cooking
  • kisses you on the cheek or forehead when you’ve fallen asleep on the couch
  • Pretty much takes every chance he gets to kiss you because you mean everything to him. 
  • Kisses you in front of his brothers just to annoy them
  • Loves kissing your knuckles when you seem nervous or anxious
  • The most passionate kisses are when he’s going on patrol or a long mission
  • Never really rushes kisses
  • He show’s his love through them
  • And his love is never rushed!


With love,

Secondhand Soulmate (Stiles/Derek)

Secondhand Soulmate. Stiles/Derek. Teen. 6/6.

Not always, not even most of the time, but sometimes –  24% of the time, statistically speaking – people meet their soulmates and live happily ever after.

THIS isn’t that story.

This is the story of Stiles Stilinski, whose soulmate died before he was born.  This is the story of all the sorrows and heartache Stiles experienced, all the bullying and oppression from those who should know better but didn’t.  This is also the story of the friendships Stiles made along the way, of the battles he fought – and won – and the love that endured through it all.

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