but for one jeremy was already a hunter

Imagine immortal Spooky Scary Fake AH Jeremy

Imagine him first meeting the rest of the crew, he’s on T.V for robbing a bank, the news reports that he is shot dead by police. The crew hears about this, and finds it funny, they call him “that poor bastard” and continue on with their lives. Then Jeremy shows up at the HQ (Geoff’s apartment) asking for a position in the crew. Everyone is confused, “didn’t this guy get shot?” It is determined that he faked his death and they let him join because, how fucking good is he at faking his death?

Imagine the crew first finding out about his immortality, during a heist he’s killed. Everyone is devastated and about ready to bury him, when he wakes up and asks what that hole in the patch of grass near Geoff’s house is for. They don’t tell him.

Imagine him being disappointed in being human, while the rest of the crew are demons, ghosts, zombies, vampires, monsters and angels he’s the only one whos in any danger during heists. The rest of the crew don’t have the heart to tell him that he’s not mortal, they fear he’d fall into a form of existential self loathing, but he already thinks he’s going to die and the rest of the crew will live on.

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“Hey” you chimed as you made your way into the Salvatore’s living room. Jeremy looked up from what he was doing, his eyes landing on you as he smiled brightly. “Hey, what are you doing here?” he asked happy to see you. “I needed to talk to you” you said, biting your lip as you walked over to him. “Then why am I here darling?” you heard a voice ask from behind. You looked over your shoulder to see Kol standing there. “Why’s he here?” Jeremy whispered, his hand moving to gently hold your arm to keep you next to him. Not wanting you to get to close to Kol, for fear of what he might do. “I told him to come over” you explained, you nodded at Jeremy assuring him it was okay. And so he reluctantly released your arm. You walked to stand in the middle of both guys. “I needed to tell you that, I love you…. both of you” you sighed, looking between them. Both smiled momentarily, but then realised exactly what you said. “You love him?” they said in sync pointing at one another. You nodded in response as you fiddled with your fingers. “Darling, surely you can’t love this… hunter more than me” Kol smiled as he walked towards you. Jeremy quickly moved to stand in front of you. “One more step and you’re dead” Jeremy said protectively him a firm grip on the stake in his hand. You hadn’t even noticed that he’d been sorting the weapons out on his desk when you came in. “Jer… it’s okay… Kol wouldn’t hurt me” you said, stepping out from behind him. “You I might” Kol said, narrowing his eyes at Jeremy. You already knew that they weren’t going to get along ever, but now that they knew one another both loved you things would certainly be hectic

Uno

Pairing: Jeremy Dooley x Reader

Word Count: 479

Warnings: Cursing

Everyone but you Geoff, Jeremy, Gavin and yourself had left the achievement hunter office. Unfortunately a game of Uno had broken out and no one was even close to winning.

At first it was funny, making people pick up eight cards, listening to the bird noises Gavin made when he got fucked over by someone else.

You had been the closest to winning and were fairly confident that you could end it if you won this next hand. “Can someone just end this already?” Geoff groaned from his desk. “I’m working on it Geoff” you said having been down to just two cards left.

Then Gavin switched with you causing you to have his absolute monstrosity of a hand. “Motherfucker” you groaned looking through all the cards he had and now had given to you.

Jeremy giggling next to you. “It’s not funny Jeremy, ya know the cats probably think we’re dead by now” you sighed reaching for some of the chips on your desk as your stomach started to rumble.

“We haven’t been gone that long” he said chuckling as switching cards with Geoff as you worked to get rid of some of the cards you had.

“We’ve been playing this for like 3 years, just because someone had to set it to five hundred” you sent Gavin a playful glare. “We’ve gotta keep it interesting!” He argued back at you. “This is the least interesting video I think we’re ever gonna put out” you said sarcastically laughing.

After another thirty minutes but felt like an eternity, you were down to one card calling Uno and hoping no one would change it from green.

All you could think about was going home making something to eat, and snuggling up in bed. You were so caught up in your thoughts you didn’t even realize when it happened.

“I’m not cuddling with you for a week…not after you made me draw six" you said looking at Jeremy trying to keep a straight face. “Hey someone’s gotta win this thing and it’s gonna be me” he said back to you playfully. You just rolled your eyes and continued to play.

Eventually you leaned over and rested your head in Jeremy’s shoulder. “You better not be cheating (Y/n)!” He scolded you. Sighing you went to sit back up. “I was just joking here” he said sliding his chair slightly more towards yours so you could get comfortable again.

“Finally that’s over” you said yawning as you turned your Xbox off. “C'mon it wasn’t THAT bad” Jeremy countered slipping his jacket on. You just turned to him and gave him a ‘you’ve gotta be kidding me’ look. Causing him to laugh.

“Can we just agree to not play UNO for a year please?” You asked slipping your hand into his as you walked out of the office. “Nothing would make me happier.”

Off Topic #24
  • Jeremy: Get a Dumbledore lumpy wand.
  • Michael: What does that mean?
  • Jeremy: Doesn't Dumbledore's wand have - isn't it all lumpy?
  • Michael: Well it's not lumpy for god sakes, it's the fucking Elder wand. Okay. Is what you're referring to. And I already own that one.
  • Gavin: Your point there was like, 'well first, you're an idiot, and two, you're a moron.'

anonymous asked:

Hello! Have you seen Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, yet? It's not a great movie by any stretch but I LOVE it so much. And it's mostly because of the shipping aspect, I can't even lie. Their relationship is so adorable and tragic and unexpectedly layered and they're a perfect team. I just wish there was more of it to watch! If you have seen it I would love to read your thoughts on it. If you haven't, I hope you do because I would love to read your thoughts on it :D

I finally did see Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, and actually it was long enough ago that I’m already starting to forget things. It’s really too bad that it wasn’t a better movie but liking movies/shows for the shipping is TOTALLY valid in my opinion. I mean, who is to tell you why you should like something? As long as you enjoy it what does it really  matter?

Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton make such a good-looking pair. They obviously had great chemistry. I’m sure they’re at least partially responsible for all the shippers, especially the ones (unlike me) who didn’t go into the movie expecting to ship it.

But I think everyone has got to admit that a lot of the shippability of Hansel and Gretel comes from the writing. It’s like you said - they have this complicated relationship that based on the tragedy in their history, but they also have a very simple relationship because they understand each other so well and it has just been the two of them for so long. The best part is really how they’re the perfect team. Not just their success, but the ease with which they work together. So much goes unsaid because it doesn’t need to be said.


But they also have some fun banter and exchanges, like when she tells him that she hates him and he says she looks like shit, or when she hits him over the head. That all just makes them that much more adorable. I think it shows there’s enough energy in the relationship for a romantic/sexual side of it to be realistic.

And then let’s not forget shipper witch who writes fics between spells. I mean, this was probably an attempt on the part of the filmmakers to lampshade any accidental incest vibes but I feel like it only drew attention to this latent sexual tension between them.

And how about this:

I mean, come on!

And this:

And yes, they were sleeping on bunks, but they were sharing a room. And she reaches down and he takes her hand and tucks it under his arm! It’s just so sweet but at the same time a little suggestive.

I was disappointed that they ended up spending so much time apart, but the fact that Hansel’s love interest died really made up for that. Nothing against her, of course, but since most incest ships will never be canon, “competition elimination” is really the best we can hope for. It ends with just the two of them, once again.

I wish I had more to say, but it just feels so unncecessary, you know? It’s like it’s just all right there for everyone to see.

Prompt: Imagine being in love and having feelings for both Kol and Jeremy which they also feel the same towards you

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You stood outside the door fiddling with your fingers. You let a light exhale leave your lips, before biting your lower lip. To say you were nervous was an understatement. You had been standing outside the door for about five minutes, just trying to work up the nerve to enter the house. Though some people would have said it wasn’t necessary for you to go in, you couldn’t let these unsaid feelings linger any longer. With that in mind you stopped fiddling with your fingers, taking one last breath before opening the door and walking inside. As you entered you could practically feel your heart in your throat. But then you turned the corner and there he stood. Jeremy Gilbert as soon as you saw any residing nerves were totally demolished. “Hey” you chimed as you made your way into the Salvatore’s living room. Jeremy looked up from what he was doing, his eyes landing on you as he smiled brightly. “Hey, what are you doing here?” he asked happy to see you. “I needed to talk to you” you said, biting your lip as you walked over to him. “Then why am I here darling?” you heard a voice ask from behind. You looked over your shoulder to see Kol standing there. “Why’s he here?” Jeremy whispered, his hand moving to gently hold your arm to keep you next to him. Not wanting you to get to close to Kol, for fear of what he might do. “I told him to come over” you explained, you nodded at Jeremy assuring him it was okay. And so he reluctantly released your arm. You walked to stand in the middle of both guys. “I needed to tell you that, I love you…. both of you” you sighed, looking between them. Both smiled momentarily, but then realised exactly what you said. “You love him?” they said in sync pointing at one another. You nodded in response as you fiddled with your fingers. “Darling, surely you can’t love this… hunter more than me” Kol smiled as he walked towards you. Jeremy quickly moved to stand in front of you. “One more step and you’re dead” Jeremy said protectively him a firm grip on the stake in his hand. You hadn’t even noticed that he’d been sorting the weapons out on his desk when you came in. “Jer… it’s okay… Kol wouldn’t hurt me” you said, stepping out from behind him. “You, I might” Kol said, narrowing his eyes at Jeremy. You already knew that they weren’t going to get along ever, but now that they knew one another both loved you things would certainly be hectic. “Kol, don’t say that” you said shaking your head. He pursed his lips lightly as he took your hand. “Apologies darling” he nodded. “Get your hand off her” Jeremy said stalking over to where you and Kol stood. You turned and placed your hand on his chest. “Jer, relax” you said as you looked up at him smiling softly. You knew he was only doing this because he was worried for you and a little threatened by Kol. “Remember that while I love him, I love you just as much” you said reaching up and kissing his cheek. “I highly doubt that’s fair love” Kol said, putting on a fake frown. You rolled your eyes playfully as you spun and kissed his cheek as well. “I know you don’t like each other, but please try to get along. Don’t make things more complicated than they already are, I have to try work this out” you sighed. “And we’ll be here for you” Jeremy smiled. “All the way” Kol nodded. 

Non spoiler review:

This movie is Dc Comics heaven!
Go to a theatre near you to see how cheerful and excited the audiences are watching Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

This is the first adult superhero film.
The greatest superhero film you’ll ever see. The only thing that can beat this is the Justice League when it comes out.
The film has several easter eggs and lives up to its title.

Since we are a very easy community to be part of. You’ll want to be part of the excitement. If you have doubts after watching this film or felt it was average. It means you didn’t understand some parts of it. Just talk to your friends who are dc comic book readers or hardcore dc fans and we’ll tell you what you missed.

The pen is not mightier than laser vision or batarang or the lasso of truth. Publications who have decided to stoop low and write negative reviews remember it just takes your cheap notepad, shit tab and discount glasses of supermarket liquor.
It took thousands of hardworking filmmakers to make this beautiful film. And you can’t make one. So don’t write rubbish to get hits to your websites because your hardcopies are decaying on store shelves.

Fans are already proving publications and their reviews wrong. Way to go fans!

Spoiler review coming soon on The Hollywood Guys