but figured screw it

The Signs As Things I Hate About Life

Aries: When you feel like you’ve achieved nothing in your life.
Taurus: When you become so stressed out that you feel like you want to scream and cry at the same time.
Gemini: When you lose a really close friend and you have no idea how so you just rack your brain trying to figure put where you screwed up; even if it wasn’t your fault.
Cancer: When you blame yourself for everything and feel as if you’re a terrible person.
Leo: When you feel like no one listens to you or cares about you.
Virgo: When your heart gets broken over and over again.
Libra: When someone takes advantage of you, yet you still stay their friend because you don’t want to be alone. 
Scorpio: When you worry about being forgotten by everyone you know/knew.
Sagittarius: When you’re happy for a long period of time, but then you just become sad for no apparent reason.
Capricorn: When you feel like life is no longer a blessing, but now a curse.
Aquarius: When you lock yourself away and begin to normalize it.
Pisces: Feeling alone, even when you’re not alone.

3

“we can track anything that’s happening in the city.”

Au idea where

Person A is known school wide for being a player/manwhore/ insert-label-here-that-means-dates-five-people-in-one-month. They decide to ask person B out, who promptly rejects them. Person B tells person A that they know how A is like, so sorry but no thanks. They can be friends though?

And so begins the start of a beautiful friendship. Person a encourages person b, often too much so, and wingmans for them. Person b calls person a out on their bullshit. They get to be surprisingly close friends.

And then one day person b wakes up and realizes:

Oh shit.

I like my player/manwhore/insert-label-here-that-means-dates-five-people-in-one-month best friend.

Cue glorious pining

(Of course, person A has slowly fallen in love with person b too over the course of their friendship. Except they’ve been rejected before by person a, and they do realize their own reputation of being a player, even if they actually want something more with person b. So they’ve been quiet on their end, but were they too obvious? Because person a has been acting kinda strange lately; maybe they figured out person a likes them? dID THEY SCREW UP EvERyT hI n G??!?!?!?)

5

It just occurred to me that Arturia and Mordred’s wishes match.  Arturia wishes someone else had pulled the sword from the stone, Mordred wishes for a chance to pull the sword from the stone.

Father and son are more alike than they’d like to admit.  I wish Fate would give them a chance to reconcile.  

who doesn’t love modern royalty aus :~)

“i’m a prince(ss) & you’re the daughter/son of the royal head of security but i didn’t know that until after we hooked up one night oops” au

 “i can’t believe i get to interview the royal family this is my big break but oH MY GOD why is the prince(ss) looking at me like that fml s/he’s hot” au

“we’re both royalty & our parents are pushing us into marriage & even though we’re lowkey into each other we don’t wanna give them the satisfaction” au

“i undertook a false identity to get an american college education but someone figured out my secret am i screwed or what” au

“i’m a commoner who ended up in a relationship with a prince(ss) but the queen hates m oh god will i be sentenced to death i’m too young to die” au

“how did i end up sleeping with my hot bodyguard” au

"one day i’m on a class trip & the next i’m sneaking away from the rest of the group to hang out with a member of the royal family lol no biggie” au

2

‘The Columbine High School class of 1999 had it’s picture taken on the bleachers of the gymnasium, with close to four hundred kids packed together like one big, happy family. Up in the far left-hand corner of that picture were Eric, Dylan, and me.

Zach Heckler and Robyn Anderson were up there with us. We learned we would be doing two different poses: an “official” or serious class photo and a silly one. Since he was offering us the chance to do a “silly” picture, the photographer figured we wouldn’t do anything to screw up the serious one. We were instructed to hold still for the extended exposure of the picture, so all of us gave our best “serious looks” to the camera. 

When it came time for the “silly shot,” Eric donned his KMFDM hat, and he and Dylan both put on shades. Eric suggested that, since we were having a camera pointed at us, it would be cool to point imaginary guns back. So the five of us pantomimed doing exactly that.

It seemed like a funny thing to do. I never thought twice about it.’

- No Easy Answers: The Truth Behind Death at Columbine by Brooks Brown and Rob Merritt

BTS Reaction - wearing their shirt because they ruined yours

You wanted to go out after you met them that day, but ofc they ruined your shirt and you had no other choice but to wear their shirt instead, but they found you more than hot..

Namjoon

He was shook as he saw what he had done. Again. Namjoon had ruined your shirt the second time this month and knew what you’d suggest as your eyes drifted over the big strain on your boobs.

“My shirt?”, Namjoon’s eyes slowly darkened as he lifted his. Pulling it over his head he saw you standing their in nothing but a bra, his hands throwing the cloth on the floor. You were breathtaking, the problem could wait even though he knew how hot you were in one of his clothes. “I guess you have to take care of something else beside your shirt now.”

Jin

Eating together before you had to go to meet your friends he wanted to hastily bring the soup, tripping and drowning your dress. Shook he immediately suggested to give you his shirt accompanied with the shorts you had brought for the night. His shirt reached over your knees, softly playing around them.

“Why is your outfit turning me on?”, he’d say and turn you around as he witnessed you in his way too big t-shirt. “Don’t you think lunch can wait?”

Hoseok

“I’m sorry, babe!”, Hoseok panicked as he saw your expression, your feet coming to a halt. “Wait here!” Rushing in his room, fishing for the best shirt that might fit your body he ran back, pulling your ruined one over your head in an attempt to help you as fast as possible as you were on your way to your parents..but after the cloth fell to the ground he saw your flushed cheeks, his hands letting go of the one he brought you to touch your warm, bare sides. “You can’t go, y/n. Not now.”

Yoongi

Yoongi was low-key annoyed as he tripped over your bag, the semi hot coffee he had forgotten spilling over you. “Damn, y/n, why is your bag standing in the way?” “You wanted to go? Now you can’t, not like that.” He was pulling out an old shirt from the shelf, handing it to you and as you changed his eyes started to fill with another emotion besides annoyance. The wide material made you look vulnerable and cute, a sight he witnessed mostly during sex. His fingers locked the door and as he saw your confused expression he leaned down to push you on the floor. “Leave it on, got it?”

Taehyung

Tae and you had some fun while having dinner and he accidentally spilled the cream over your blouse. Wide eyed he reached for a tissue, but it was no use, the shirt ruined although you had plans afterwards. He saw no other choice but to strip off his own shirt, handing you the way too big buttoned one. And while you closed it in the front he could still see through the gap down your breasts, the material not even covering them completely. “Y/n? How about you get yourself some dessert first?”, unzipping his pants he motioned down his lap.

Jimin

Sweaterpaws. His own hoodies too big for his body he lent you one after he had ruined your blouse, the length of it too much for Jimin. “You look to fucking cute, princess.” With reddened cheeks he saw you pulling down the hem, the skirt you had underneath not showing anymore and at that point he didn’t find you cute. His hoodie with no damn pants. Without another word he couldn’t help himself how fast you were able to turn his head, his ring covered fingers tracing over your bare leg. “You should wear my clothes more often..without such useless pants, skirts or whatever..”

Jungkook

“My shirt?”, Jungkook’s doe eyes shot wide as you requested to wear his shirt, no more time till you had to go and because he was the one straining it with milk, his elbow spilling it over you. Nodding at him, he slowly undressed, his lean body showing while you yourself changed into it. It was way too long, too damn big for your small figure, and he knew we was screwed. His member betrayed him as he witnessed your previously confident demand being erased by the way you looked in his shirt, his possessiveness taking over. With a swift movement he lifted you up, “You won’t go anywhere, not before I had you, y/n.”

Oh man, this one is a classic!

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SSLL: Ch 21
*The Most Magnificent Date
By Organization for Transformative Works

It’s time for Blueberry’s date!  

(*I’m looking at you, Helen~ )

Also, I put this at the end of the latest chapter, but lemme put it here, too:

You’ll notice that I finally figured out that I can approve “Inspired by” works so they end up on a list at the end of the fic. Cool, right? I know there’s more than just the ones listed, so if your fic was inspired by mine, be sure to put it in the “Inspired by” section. The list of fics is automatically generated when I click approve, so unless you’ve got me in that section, it won’t show up. I just don’t want anyone to think I’m forgetting them or excluding them, because I can assure you, I’m not. 

Sugar? Yes, Please (M)

Summary: SugarDaddy!Yoongi AU. You’re a college student with an aspiration for journalism, but the traumatic experience of being broke and lonely gives you an opportunity to try out something new: become a Sugar Baby.
Genre: Smut 
Words: 8,216
Warnings: Daddy kink, age difference
A/N: This was originally supposed to be separated into two parts, but I figured just screw it; we’re all thirsty for Yoongi, so I’ll keep it all in one. Please enjoy this monster of a fic because it took me literal days and I am so done with myself.

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