but f r e d

braveotabek  asked:

ooooooh, how about headcanons for otabek meeting yuri's cat?

(This is adorable and so pure™ omg I love)

•Otabek would be absolutely t e r r i f i e d to meet Yuri’s cat
•Hes freaking out like “what if his cat doesn’t like me?? If his cat doesn’t like me how is he gonna like me his cat means everything to him”
•He’s so worried Yuri won’t like him if his cat doesn’t like him
•Like by the time they get to Yuri’s house he can hardly breathe he’s so nervous
•He just has such a big crush on Yuri and wants to be friends with him so bad
•He wants to impress him in any and all ways possible
•Yuri on the other hand is so excited
•His best friend finally gets to meet his cat that’s his pride and joy
•His cat can be extremely moody sometimes tho
•So he’s kinda expecting his cat not to like Otabek
•They eventually get to his house and go to hang out in Yuri’s room aka where his cat spends most of her time
•Turns out Otabek had absolutely n o t h i n g to worry about
•This cat absolutely loves him
•By the end of it his cat is on Otabek’s lap purring
•Otabek wants to cry he’s so relieved
•If Yuri said he wasn’t jealous of his cat right then and there he would be lying

-Mod Jess
(I decided to come back to Tumblr for a few days and do a bunch of these headcanons, hope you enjoy!!!)

  • BPD: I want attention!! I want A t t e n t i o n!!!! gimme dat validation and love!!!
  • Also BPD: is what I would say if anyone loved you. i bet no one has even thought about you all day. Everyone is forgetting about you and no one needs you like you need them.
  • Still BPD: also pretending you don't have a fp isn't gonna make it stop hurting when you see they've gone a whole day without talking to you and are 100% fine.
  • BPD: GIVE ME LOVE AND ATTENTION I NEED ATTENTION OR I'LL S E L F D E S T R U C T
  • My Avpd: you can't ask for attention what will you do when everyone's worried about you that's manipulation™ you can't make everyone worried abt you you're problems aren't as bad as theirs you can't be the center of attention what if everyone is looking at you what if someone is depending on you to be the strong one Y O U C A N T T E L L A N Y O N E abt how bad you are rn just don't talk to anyone until someone notices something's off
  • BPD, showing up again 3.2 seconds after I start isolating: wow look no one is concerned guess they all hate you and everyone is actually just pretending to like you and-
  • Me: okay wtf it's been ten minutes clam urself me

BALANCING CHARACTER TRAITS.

Conformist ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆☆ Rebel
Naive ☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆☆☆ Cynical
Compromising ☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆☆☆ Inflexible
Selfish ☆☆☆★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Self-sacrificing
Apathetic ☆☆☆☆★☆☆☆☆ Emotional
Fearful ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆☆ Reckless
Childish ☆☆☆★☆☆☆☆☆☆ Humorless
Dependent ☆☆☆★☆☆☆☆☆☆ Loner
Passive ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★☆☆ Aggressive

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i watched the dragon maid anime for a laugh and spoiler alert i loved it and it broke almost all my expectations

its also super fuckin gay

if u wanna buy that lesbian dragon on a t shirt here it is

A veces me gustaría que cada uno de nosotros dijéramos lo que tanto nos ha dado miedo decir, tal vez "Oye, realmente no me gusta cuando haces eso" o "Hey, yo realmente estoy enamorado de usted" o incluso, "Hola, yo te extraño y pienso en ti todo el tiempo" sin sonar desesperado. ¿Por qué todo el mundo no puede ser dolorosamente honesto?
The McElroy Pantheon

PANTHEON OF DESTRUCTION

The Final Pam: The World Un-Maker

The Blob + The Hunger + The Dark Orb: The Vore Trinity

Busto 2.0: The Orange Destroyer

PANTHEON OF CREATION

Busto 1.0: The Ascendant One

Nick Griffinbone: God of Furries

G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D.: God of Cyborgs, Dragons, and Lasagna JPEGs

Susan Crushbone: Goddess of (Consensual) Sex and Minecraft

DEMIGODS 

Turbovicki: She Whose Arms Were Too Short To Box With God

OVO: The Protector

Bone Dogg: The Flood That Consumed The World

Trüllbus: The Crime-Eater, Patron Saint of Dairy Queen

D-Bomb: The Anticipation of Final Pam

Ball: The One Lost From Time