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f.r.i.e.n.d.s meet world [5]

Friends / Girl Meets World Crossover: Rachel never got off the plane, instead she raises her daughter Emma Maya in Paris and sends her to the states for the summer, Ross’s son Ben Lucas moves in with him, Phoebe and Mike have a son named Farkle and all of them, of course, are best friends with Monica and Chandler’s twins Erica and Jack. Oh, and Joey ends up having a daughter he never knew about: Riley.
Previous Chapters: Prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
Word Count: 4,200
Chapter: 5

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Riley sat on the sofa chair across from Chandler, watching as Joey paced his apartment with a script in his hand. He found out a week earlier that he’d gotten the part in this new sitcom on CBS and ever since it’s all he’s been able to talk or think about. Although, Riley completely understood his hesitancy. He has spent the majority of his career acting in soap operas and romantic drama block buster’s so it was no surprise that the thought of acting in a comedy, let alone a sitcom, was a bit out of his element.  

He studied his lines relentlessly, asking anyone who’d listen to provide him with some feedback. Was his comedic timing okay? Were his lines falling flat? Was his part believable? He had a hundred questions and no response was ever good enough to calm his nerves. Not to mention he refused to talk about who he’d be playing in the first place. Everything was kept very hush hush and Riley couldn’t help but wonder if that was due to him and not the execs of the show like he wanted them to believe.  

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anonymous asked:

Did someone say matchups?? I'm a 5'2, dirty minded aggressive lil academic(science and English ftw), and I'm fiercely loyal to my friends. My sense of humour comprises of innapropriate innuendos, dad jokes and puns. I'm a bit of a softie and kinda anxious when you get past my bubbly rough exterior, and I care way more than people think, and I enjoy the creative arts even though my career focus is on the sciences. Aries, ENFP, Slytherpuff. Thanks 😊 xx

I said Matchups! *raises hand*

G L O R F I N D E L

He enjoys dad jokes and innuendos even if he’s thousands of years old. The years kind of blur at a point so he’s not old and stale. He’s actually pretty fucking hilarious, lowkey, which is even funnier because of how subtle his jokes are. He uses deadpan humor. You probably couldn’t keep yourself together 😂

He’s not much for science but he can teach you a lot more than you know about the creative arts, in return, you can teach him sciences and rattle on about it for hours. He’ll always listen and try to retain.

Glorfindel would see right through your exterior, sensing your anxiety and selfless nature. He would help you with it because he’s quite confident in himself. He’d give you a few lessons 👏

Originally posted by blazepress

(Glorfindel trying to science) 

5tanuris  asked:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT DO READER INSERTS KATE HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU HAVEN’T TOLD US THIS F O U R H U N D R E D F U C K I N G T I M E S

JORDAN YOU’RE RIGHT MAYBE I NEED TO JUST SAY IT ONE MOR E TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

I DONT DO READER INSERTS
I DONT WRITE HUMAN!PENNY
I DONT WRITE BILL SKARSGARD 
I DONT WRITE F L U F F
I DONT WRITE MALE!READER
(because I’m not a guy and am just inexperienced writing it) 

I DONT 

I DONT

I DONT

I DONT WRITE FLUFFFFFFF

AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TURN DOWN ANY REQUEST I DESIRE CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? IM THE WRITER. 

GO FLOAT YOURSELF

A veces me gustaría que cada uno de nosotros dijéramos lo que tanto nos ha dado miedo decir, tal vez "Oye, realmente no me gusta cuando haces eso" o "Hey, yo realmente estoy enamorado de usted" o incluso, "Hola, yo te extraño y pienso en ti todo el tiempo" sin sonar desesperado. ¿Por qué todo el mundo no puede ser dolorosamente honesto?

i watched the dragon maid anime for a laugh and spoiler alert i loved it and it broke almost all my expectations

its also super fuckin gay

if u wanna buy that lesbian dragon on a t shirt here it is