but elvis was better

A Date With Markiplier

Just a list of my favorite things in this whole ordeal
- bonjour
- the trifecta of Markiplier personas made it in (Dark, Wilford, and the asshole, better-than-thou Markiplier)
- Tyler’s friggin Elvis costume and sideburns
- Tyler dressing up with a Mark mask not even cut out of the piece of paper it was printed on
- the fact that when you choose horror, Dark doesn’t actually give you four choices. He just gives you one that will move the story forward.
- Tyler and Ethan’s play poster
- the skeleton
-that big ass diamond that isn’t even attached to a real ring
-“close your eyes now. Bwoooop.”
- the fact that I’m pretty confident Amy was the camera person for most of this
- Chica got us all shOOk
- Ethan in a suit
- literally every time the quick transitions had to happen and it was so obvious
- I need makeup because I’m ugly
- Mark’s freaking sandwich waddle
- the fact that when you choose to eat pbj, Marks the one that dies because of peanuts
- the fact that they actually made Mark sit in front of a camera and dig for ten whole minutes
- “Just press X”
- the fact that exit doesn’t really do anything
-Mark’s extension wig in the jail cell
- the frigging pink crocs that are squeaky as everything on this green earth
- the fact that this happened. It was so good and I loved all of it


Got an ask recently about my contouring. I’m not really a makeup expert but here’s what I do.

Two shades on side of forehead, cheeks, under eyebrows to the nose, in the creases of the nose and lip, and one smooth line under the chin from ear to ear. I prefer not to look like I’m wearing makeup, just a personal preference, so I’m conservative with my contours and I always ask someone I trust to check my blending. It’s subtle, not going to stop me from looking like pretty girly man, but it helps.

What I think does the most for emphasizing masculinity is actually the hair. I darken my eyebrows and either draw in or apply crepe hair side burns. I’m only satisfied when my sideburns look fit for Elvis himself. For whatever reason that really sells “man” better than any makeup technique I’ve tried.

Experiment and see what works for you! Don’t give up!!!

Just because a modern day artist breaks a record that was set by either The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Madonna, or etc., doesn’t mean that artist is better than the greats. It just means that this generation doesn’t know where true, original music came from and won’t listen to anything else before they form an opinion.

🌹Dream Girl Playlist 1✨
  1. To Catch A Thief - Lovage
  2. Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
  3. She’ll Make You Cry - The Velvet Underground
  4. Baba O’ Riley - The Who
  5. All These Things That I’ve Done - The Killers
  6. Charlotte - Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions
  7. Come As You Are - Nirvana
  8. Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed
  9. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
  10. Hotel California - The Eagles
  11. For What It’s Worth - Buffalo Springfield
  12. Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf
  13. Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
  14. Wine - The Raveonettes
  15. If I Ever Feel Better - Phoenix
  16. Burning Love - Elvis Presley
  17. You Know I’m No Good - Amy Winehouse
  18. 1979 - The Smashing Pumpkins
  19. Alive - Pearl Jam
  20. Jenny From The Block - JLo
  21. Suga Suga - Baby Bash
  22. Stroker Ace - Lovage
  23. When You’re Around - Pity Sex
  24. More Than A Feeling - Boston
  25. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
  26. Come On Eileen - Dexy’s Midnight Runners
  27. Shut Up And Let Me Go - The Ting Tings
  28. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths (Anberlin Cover)
  29. Cool - Gwen Stefani
  30. My Neck, My Back - Khia
  31. Smoke It If You Got One - Blended Babies
  32. Tequila Sunrise - The Eagles
  33. Boyfriend- Best Coast
  34. Finding My Way - Rush
  35. Ain’t Talkin Bout Love - Van Halen
  36. Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
  37. I’m On Fire - Bruce Springsteen
  38. Bowl For Two - The Expendables
  39. Malibu - Hole
  40. Easy - Son Lux
  41. American Mourning - Bikini
  42. Movies - Class Actress
  43. Growing On Me - The Darkness
  44. I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness
  45. Head In The Ceiling Fan - Title Fight
  46. Music To Watch Boys To - Lana Del Rey
  47. Babydoll - Catpower
  48. Strawberry Weed - Caesars
  49. Milkshake - Kells
  50. My Best Friend’s Girl - The Cars
  51. All The Pretty Faces - The Killers
  52. Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine - The Killers
  53. Take A Picture - Filter
  54. Snow (Hey Oh) - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  55. Amber - 311
  56. The Killing Moon - Echo & the Bunnymen
  57. Glamorous - Fergie
  58. Phantom - The Story So Far
  59. Keep You - Class Actress
  60. Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet
  61. Whatever You Like - T.I.
  62. Blvd. Nights - Team Sleep
  63. This Is What Makes Us Girls - Lana Del Rey
  64. Gold - JAWS
  65. Pretty Girl Rock - Keri Hilson
  66. Obsessed - Mariah Carey
  67. You Only Live Once - The Strokes
  68. Toxic - Britney Spears
  69. Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
  70. Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado
  71. Lollipop - Lil Wayne
  72. Adorn - Miguel
  73. Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy
  74. All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
  75. Some Velvet Morning - Nancy Sinatra
  76. California Dreamin’ - The Mama’s & The Papa’s
  77. Why Don’t You Try - Leonard Cohen
  78. Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
  79. Jolene - Dolly Parton
  80. Lust For Life - Girls
  81. Fool In The Rain - Led Zeppelin
  82. Better - Banks
  83. Tiny Raindrop - Balance And Composure
  84. Take My Hand - Charli XCX
  85. Have A Cigar - Pink Floyd
  86. Walk This Way - Aerosmith
  87. Flesh Without Blood - Grimes
  88. Hex Girlfriend - Neon Indian
  89. Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns N’ Roses
  90. Champagne Supernova - Oasis
  91. Covet - Basement
  92. The Summer - Citizen
  93. Cutting My Fingers Off - Turnover
  94. Hanging On The Telephone - The Nerves
  95. Bambi - Tokyo Police Club
  96. My Number - Foals
  97. Animal - Neon Trees
  98. Florida Kilos - Lana Del Rey
  99. Jessie’s Girl - Rick Springfield
  100. Jump - Van Halen
Song dedications for TMI and TID characters:

Will to Tessa (before they become a couple) : Nothing by The Script
(After) I’m yours by The Script

Jem and Tessa: I’m in love with my best friend by Hollywood Anderson

Jace to Clary : Clarity by Zedd feat foxes
JK Can’t help falling in love with by Elvis Presley

Simon to Clary : Treat you better by Shawn Mendes

Simon to Izzy : Troublemaker by Olly Murs

Magnus to Alec : I think I’m in love again by Kat Dahlia

Luke to Jocelyn : Benediction by Luke Sital Singh


Magnus to Isabelle : Best Friends Brother by Victoria Justice

Isabelle to herself : No broken hearts in the club by Bebe Rexha

nuggetemily replied to your post “Every so often I get a reminder I’m not totally gay and that reminder…”

it has a lot to do with racism (elvis ripped off black musicians/actors wholesale)

Yes, I’m aware. It was addressed in the show. Sam Phillips wanted a white boy who could sing like “the negroes on the radio” because that was the music teens were into and you couldn’t sell records to respectable white families featuring a black person on the cover. He found it in Elvis. And it worked and Elvis rolled with it, for better or worse. 

So yeah, racism is very probably why men didn’t pick up the moves at the time even though they worked so well for Elvis. My question was less a question and more of a lament that men still don’t dance. Why don’t I see men at the club shaking their asses like women do? It’s a damn shame.


Talib Kweli and Iggy Azalea clash over Macklemore’s “White Privilege II”

On his new song “White Privilege II,” Macklemore raps about appropriation, “The culture was never yours to make better/ You’re Miley, you’re Elvis, you’re Iggy Azalea.” Iggy was not happy, but when she took her discontent public, Talib Kweli stepped up to shut her down. 

Despite all this, we may want to take a deeper look at Macklemore’s meditation on privilege. In fact, it’s OK to like the song.

Halloween Week, Day 2 : Marauders group Halloween costume, for @lionofadifferentkind

“Now,” James exclaimed, clapping both of his hands together. “Let’s take things a little more seriously. How are we going to dress up for Halloween?”

“There better not be any Elvis out there, otherwise I really am going to Azkaban before the end of this year.” Sirius said lazily from where he lied on the couch, examining his nails.

“You’re going to Azkaban anyway, asshole,” Peter said, his mouth full of candies.

“True.” He replied, smirking. 

They all laughed, when James suddenly noticed something.

“Where’s Moony?”

“He’s probably off wanking or something, he haven’t shagged in ages.”

“You two rabbits shagged last night and the whole boys’ dormitory can witness it.” James said, cringing at the memory of the sounds he had heard.

“Yeah, that’s what i’m saying!” Sirius replied dramatically, throwing his hands to the air.

“How about we dress up as the Beatles?” Peter proposed, trying to change the subject as he felt the candies slowly make their way up his stomach.

“I’m McCartney and no one will tell me otherwise. They won’t have time anyway, I’ll have punched them first.” Sirius laughed to himself.

“I don’t think it’ll be necessary, Padfoot.” James said, turning pale.

“Oh yes i’m sorry, I forgot you were my body guard. My bad.”

James swallowed hard, his eyes fixed somewhere behind the couch where Sirius had sat up.

“What?” Sirius asked, unaware of the presence behind him.

Slowly, he turned around, only to find himself nose to nose with a tall white ghost. He was about to scream when the ghost bent down and pressed its “lips” against Sirius’, shutting him up. James and Petter both exploded in laughter when Remus emerged from the white sheets, smiling crookedly.

“How dare you?” Sirius breahted.

“You’ll get over it, eventually.” Remus replied, bending down once more to capture Sirius’ lips.

i hate those things that are like “so and so’s lyrics from 1974 vs nicki minaj’s stupid hoe lyrics in 2012″ bc in all honesty Stupid Hoe is better than any fucking song the beatles or elvis or whoever the fuck else could have ever made in their entire careers