but don't rain on my parade

me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

The signs as songs from Broadway Musicals

Aries: Don’t Rain on My Parade- Funny Girl

“Don’t tell me not to fly. I’ve simply got to.”

“I’ve gotta fly once, I’ve gotta try once. Only can die once. Right, sir?”

“Life is juicy, juicy and you see, I’ve gotta have my bite, sir.”

“I’ve simply gotta march, my heart’s a drummer!”

Taurus: For Forever- Dear Evan Hansen

“We pick a spot and shoot the breeze, like buddies do.”

“…Wondering how the world might look from up so high.”

“All we see is sky, for forever.”

“I climb ‘til the entire sun shines on my face.”

Gemini: Good Kid- Percy Jackson the Musical: The Lightning Thief

“Everything I ever do is wrong, never find where I belong, everybody on my case.”

“The same old story, the same old song. Don’t act up, don’t act down, be strong.”

 “I swear that I’m a good kid. Yes, I’m good for nothing at all.”

“I never try to do anything, I never mean to hurt anyone.”

Cancer: What I Did For Love- A Chorus Line

“Kiss today goodbye, the sweetness and the sorrow. Wish me luck, the same to you”

“Love is never gone. As we travel on love’s what we’ll remember.”

“Look, my eyes are dry. The gift was ours to borrow.”

“…Point me toward tomorrow. We did what we had to do. Won’t forget, can’t regret what I did for love.”

Leo: I’ve Gotta Crow- Peter Pan

“Conceited? Not me. It’s just that I am what I am, and that’s me.”

“I’m just the cleverest fella ‘twas ever my fortune to know.”

“If I were a very ordinary, every day thing, I’d never be heard cock-a-doodling ‘round like a bird.”

“When I discover the cleverness of a remarkable me, how can I hide it?”

Virgo: Pure Imagination- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

“Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination.”

“We’ll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my creation.”

“There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.”

“Want to be a dreamer, be one anytime you please and please save me one.”

Libra: The Phantom of the Opera- The Phantom of the Opera

“I sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came, that voice which calls to me and speaks my name.”

“Sing once again with me, our strange duet. My power over you grows stronger yet.”

“I am the mask you wear, (it’s me they hear)”

“In all your fantasies, you always knew that man and mystery (were both in you)”

Scorpio: There Are Worse Things I Could Do- Grease

“Even though the neighborhood thinks I’m trashy and no good, I suppose it could be true. But there are worse things I could do”

“Make them think they stand a chance, then refuse to see it through. That’s a thing I’d never do.”

“…Throw my life away on a dream that won’t come true.”

“I could hurt someone like me out of spite or jealousy. I don’t steal and I don’t lie, but I can feel and I can cry.”

Sagittarius: Tomorrow- Annie

“The sun’ll come out tomorrow, so ya gotta hang on ‘til tomorrow, come what may!”

“Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow, ‘til there’s none.”

“When I’m stuck with a day that’s gray, and lonely, I just stick out my chin and grin.”

“I love ya, tomorrow! You’re always a day away.”

Capricorn: My Shot- Hamilton

“I’m young, scrappy and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot.”

“The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish.”

“Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me.”

“I’m past patiently waitin’ I’m passionately mashin’ every expectation.”

Aquarius: Maybe This Time- Cabaret

“Maybe this time, I’ll be lucky. Maybe this time he’ll stay.”

“Not a loser anymore, like the last time and the time before.”

“'Lady Peaceful, ’ ‘Lady Happy, ’ that’s what I long to be.”

“All the odds are in my favor, something’s bound to begin!”

Pisces: For Good- Wicked

“We are led to those who help us most to grow.”

“Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.”

“I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done, you blame me for.”

“I’ve heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason.”

The writers knew Nina was leaving TVD early season 6, if they really wanted to build Stelena to be endgame they could’ve done it when Elena got Alaric to compel her memories away and Damon was trapped in the prison world (while simultaneously building Bamon. 😒). So that interview where they said that Stelena could’ve been endgame but wasn’t because Nina left sounds like bullshit to me and I don’t believe it for a minute. Don’t blame the actress for your bad writing and planning.

i just feel like today something will happen. if taylor wants to release a new single on a friday, this friday is very likely, and we all know taylor loves to give us hints and likes to be a bit dramatic to see how we react. i don’t see her giving us a new song today but most likely promo, for friday!! 

Don’t Rain On My Parade - Winn Schott


Pairing: Winn Schott x Reader

Word Count: 738

Warnings: None


Your phone went off letting you know you had a notification. You begrudgingly roll over, reaching over to the nightstand beside you and snatching your phone from it. As you try to keep your eyes open and adjust them to the bright screen another ping emits from the small device in your hands and the familiar name flashes across your screen.

Winnie The Pooh: y/n I know you’re probably still in bed, even though its 1:00 in the afternoon, but text me when you get up.

You scoff and roll your eyes at the text, taking a moment to type a response.

You: For your information Winn, I have been up for several hours and am very busy right now.

It doesn’t take long for him to answer you back.

Winnie The Pooh: y/n you and I both know that you’ve been laying in bed all morning and haven’t moved an inch until I texted you. Now come down to the DEO and we’ll hang out, we can watch a movie.

You’re not surprised that he didn’t believe your lie, Winn was your best friend and he knew you very well. You stand up, typing back to him before heading into the bathroom to get ready.

You: I’ll be there in a bit.

It’s 2 o’clock by the time you get out of your apartment and head over to the DEO. When you get there Winn is already waiting for you, DVD case in hand. As you near closer to him you get a better look at the case in his hands and your jaw drops. Winn gives you a strange look as your eyes begin to light up and a small squeal leaves your mouth. “Funny Girl! That’s my favorite musical, how did you know?” You ask in pure awe. He gives you a nonchalant shrug, “It’s one of my favorites” he says with a smile.

You give him a doubtful look, Winn has never mentioned a liking of musicals before, “Kara told you didn’t she?” You question, “She told you this was my favorite musical?” You continued to question, “What, no way.” He defends, “Kara never told me a thing, this was my choice.” He admits, “Yeah right, like you know funny girl Winn.” You scoff, he looks at you with mock hurt, “I can’t believe you’d doubt my knowledge of funny girl. I’ll have you know Barbra Streisand is my idol.” He snaps his fingers as he finishes that sentence.

You chuckle at your friend, seriously doubting he was telling the truth.

Winn started mumbling some incoherent words, gradually growing louder making you finally be able to hear him. 

Don’t tell me not to live, just sit and putter, life’s candy and the sun’s a ball of butter.” 

His words were low enough that only you could hear them, but you knew right away what he was singing.

Don’t bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.”

You smile, and he smiles back at you as you join in on the song.

Don’t tell me not to fly– I’ve simply got to. If someone takes a spill, it’s me and not you. Who told you you’re allowed to rain on my parade!

The two of your voices mold together nicely, and as you get carried away in the song the two of you sing dramatically and your voices grow louder, which draws attention to the two of you. Agents that are going on their way stop to listen to your performance Broadway worthy performance, dancing and all. Kara and Alex even stop to chuckle at the pair of you.

It wasn’t until J’onn came out of his office that you noticed the crowd that once surrounded you had diminished, and the only people left standing there were you, Winn, and J’onn. 

“Can the two of you keep it down, you’re in a workplace, not Broadway. I don’t need my agents slacking off to listen to your show tunes.” J’onn demanded. After he had vanished back into his office Winn looked at you before breaking out into a fit of uncontrollable giggles. You yourself couldn’t help but to join in. 

Winn’s laugh was contagious, you could be down in the dumps having the worst day of your life, but once you heard that boys laugh it was as if nothing else effected you. 

You could always count on Winn Schott to make you smile.

Chuck Playing The Sims
  • Sam: Hey, what are you doing?
  • Chuck: Panicking, my wife is having triplets.
  • Dean: Wife?! You don't have a wife.
  • Chuck: Course not, I have four.
  • Sam looks at Dean who throws his hands up in confusion.
  • Sam: What?
  • Dean: Dude, I'm not sure that's even legal.
  • Chuck: Stop raining on my parade Winchester, I can be whatever I want in The Sims.
  • ...
  • Chuck: For example, you and Cas are gay for each other.
  • Dean: Who is what for who?
  • Chuck sighs loudly and breaths out: It's okay. Your secret is safe with me.
  • From somewhere in the bunker you can hear an amuse Sam laughing his heart out.