imagine being one of the older people who were around to witness the heyday of the Former Extra Duo™ aka victor nikiforov and christophe giacometti. you probably still have a clear imprint of you palm on the side of your face from facepalming so much. imagine that beautiful feeling of relief because okay, while vitya will never stop being Extra™, he’s obviously settling down with the love of his life (who seems like a pretty calm person thank god) and chris… well, he’s still doing his mature eros butt thing but let’s be real you’re pretty much used to it by now and he’ll most likely retire in a few years.
so things are looking pretty nice and peaceful compared to what they were some years back! right?
now imagine hearing the first notes of welcome to the madness and feeling that familiar dread creeping back in. oh dear god no. not again. there’s heavy metal!
sunglasses flying into the audience! is that the 15yo gold medalist stripping on the ice?! gloves are being ripped of! with teeth! and what’s up with the finger guns??
you fit your palm into it’s familiar position on you face and sigh.
Me:*has lots of on going au’s that need updates*
Brain: ok you finished exams time to update everything.
Me: but what about a Danny phantom au?
Brain: what no! Don’t start another au! Finish your current ones!
Me: *starts writing new au* sure I’ll get to it… eventually
a little old lady today asked me how i’m so confident and good interacting with kids and i thought about the interactions she witnessed between me and children
she saw a 4-year-old walk up to me and say “i am a robot” in a robot voice and i responded by moving my arms in a robot motion and responding “beep boop beep bop”
she saw me ask an 8-year-old where she got her dress because i wanted it because pineapples on clothing is “so in right now”
she saw me high five a 6-year-old who wouldn’t move her hand while i high-fived it, but then balled her hand into a fist against my palm without saying anything and maintaining eye contact the entire time and i said “alright so i guess this is some new thing i’m too old to understand”
just call me the kid whisperer i’m so cool and confident with kids
i think its funny yall wanna talk about very selective things in the bible but don't want to stop eating pork lol
“Leviticus chapter 11 lists the dietary restrictions God gave to the nation of Israel. The dietary laws included prohibitions against eating pork, shrimp, shellfish and many types of seafood, most insects, scavenger birds, and various other animals. The dietary rules were never intended to apply to anyone other than the Israelites. The purpose of the food laws was to make the Israelites distinct from all other nations. After this purpose had ended, Jesus declared all foods clean (Mark 7:19). God gave the apostle Peter a vision in which He declared that formerly unclean animals could be eaten: “Do not call anything impure that God has made clean” (Acts 10:15). When Jesus died on the cross, He fulfilled the Old Testament law (Romans 10:4; Galatians 3:24-26; Ephesians 2:15). This includes the laws regarding clean and unclean foods.”