but disney movies are the worst

Why lgbt people are mad about Le Fou in case it wasn’t obvious
  • The first gay Disney character is literally named The Fool
  • He’s unrequitedly in love with a straight man
  • A straight man who bullies and abuses him
  • Le Fou will 99% likely NOT get a happy ending
  • He’s being played by someone known to be straight
  • His sexuality is basically a joke
  • His sexuality is likely to be the butt of a joke the entire movie
  • We already know the character will be the butt of the joke even if his sexuality itself isn’t
  • His entire role in the movie is to be evil and stupid comic relief and boost Gaston’s self-esteem 
  • He’s described as “confused” 
  • Queercoding villains and Disney go together like peanut butter and jelly 
  • Disney is patting itself on the back for all of this
  • His character description is stereotypical
  • Le Fou being gay for Gaston is already something of a cultural joke
  • He’s barely in the movie
  • He’s the only gay person in a love story, he will end up alone and evil
  • People have been saying how you could improve the story by making it gay for years and of all the ideas this is the worst possible option for picking a gay character
  • We coulda had lesbian Beast
  • Kids will have this as their first gay Disney character
  • For some kids this will be their first gay character period
  • It will be their ONLY gay Disney character
  • They chose to make a shot for shot remake of the animated movie with the most whitebread actors and the only thing they want to change up is making the evil fool gay
  • Disney could get away with any kind of lgbt character because they are a monolith yet they choose this
20 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Pirates Of The Caribbean.

1. During the filming of On Stranger Tides, Johnny Depp spent over $60,000 out of his own pocket to buy waterproof jackets for 500 crew members to protect them from the cold, wet weather. 

2. While filming in London in October 2010, Johnny Depp received a letter from a local 9-year old schoolgirl, telling him her classmates needed help to ‘mutiny’ against her teachers. He turned up with almost no warning at the school in full Sparrow outfit, but advised against mutiny. 

3. In Curse Of The Black Pearl, Johnny Depp improvised many of his lines, including the notorious, “Bring me that horizon,” and Jack Sparrow’s catch phrase, “Savvy?" 

4. Depp and Verbinski have a funny way of describing Jack running away from danger. They both compared it to a “lizard running on water.” Looking back at pirates of the caribbean, we can totally see where they’re coming from.

5. The cast and crew walked away from filming with tons of “treasure.” When production wrapped, many of the people who worked on the film (including Johnny Depp) picked props out from the treasure cave to take home. According to Verbinski, not a single one of the cursed coins was left behind.

6. Geoffrey Rush was afraid that people wouldn’t notice him on screen when he and Keira Knightley were in the same scene. He came up with a solution, however. He thought that viewers watched films the same way they read books - from left to right - and thus, tried to be on the left side of the shot as much as possible so that people would notice him before they noticed Keira. 

7. Robert De Niro was originally offered the role of Captain Jack Sparrow. However, he turned down the role because he thought that the film would do poorly in box offices. 

8. Keira Knightley was only 17 years old when they started shooting the first Pirates Of The Caribbean. Because she was a minor, her mother had to accompany her to all of the shooting locations. 

9. Johnny Depp’s character, Captain Jack, is portrayed as having gold teeth in the film. The gold teeth were actually Depp’s idea, but he predicted that executives would want fewer gold teeth than he wanted. So Depp told his dentist to implant extra gold teeth as a bargaining tool. After negotiations with the film executives, Sparrow’s final number of gold teeth in the film was what Depp had envisioned all along. 

10. If you pay attention throughout The Curse Of The Black Pearl, there is a scab on Jack Sparrow’s chin that gradually gets bigger and bigger. Many thought that it was a mistake, but Depp revealed later that his was a prank he and his makeup artist had thought of together. 

11. Clothing and smears of charcoal were used to conceal Johnny Depp’s numerous tattoos. The "Jack Sparrow” tattoo on his arm in the movie is a fake, but he actually got a real replica after finishing the film, in honor of his son Jack. 

12. Originally, Johnny Depp wanted Jack Sparrow to have no nose and be afraid of silly things like pepper and the common cold. Disney rejected the idea.

 13. Jack Sparrow is known for his outrageous face makeup, but he didn’t start with that look. While filming in a cave, excessive makeup was added to all of the characters so they wouldn’t looked washed out on film. When the crew realised how cool the makeup looked on Johnny Depp, they continued to use it on him for the rest of the movie. 

14. The moment when Elizabeth kissed Jack Sparrow in Dead Man’s Chest was purposefully cut out of Orlando Bloom’s script so that the cameras could get a genuine, shocked reaction from him. 

15. The fourth installation, On Stranger Tides, was the most expensive film ever made at the time, not adjusted for inflation. The budget ran to $300,000,000. That’s more than the budget of all three Lord Of The Rings films combined.

16. Johnny Depp based his performance on Keith Richards because he thought that pirates were just 18th century versions of rockstars. 

17. The names of the three main characters are all related to birds: Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, and William Turner, who was a famous ornithologist. 

18. The scene where Orlando Bloom impersonates Johnny Depp’s performance was devised by Bloom who asked producer Jerry Bruckheimer if he could put it into the movie. 

19. According to the screenwriters’ commentary on the DVD, Will Turner is actually the best swordsman in the film, Barbossa and Commodore Norrington are evenly matched, and Jack Sparrow is the worst. 

20. During filming of On Stranger Tides in London a 'Jack Sparrow’ impersonator just walked onto the set. The guards did not think to ask for any ID as he looked so much like the character. 

Some Hella Cool Asks
  • 1: Marvel or DC?
  • 2: Do you have any siblings?
  • 3: Do you watch anime subbed or dubbed?
  • 4: How old are you?
  • 5: What is your favorite sport?
  • 6: Favorite soda/beverage?
  • 7: What is your favorite tv show?
  • 8: Do you marathon shows or watch a few episodes at a time?
  • 9: How often do you exercise?
  • 10: Do you wear makeup? How often?
  • 11: Favorite Disney movie?
  • 12: Would you rather watch a movie or a tv show?
  • 13: Do you have your driver’s license?
  • 14: What is your favorite animal?
  • 15: Black widow or Catwoman?
  • 16: favorite youtuber?
  • 17: What is your earliest memory?
  • 18: Favorite video game?
  • 19: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • 20: Dinosaurs or dragons?
  • 21: What is the worst injury you have ever had?
  • 22: What piercings do you have/want?
  • 23: Any tattoos? if not, would you get any?
  • 24: Sexual orientation?
  • 25: What is your best subject in school?
  • 26: What is your favorite book series?
  • 27: Do you have a crush on anyone currently?
  • 28: Single or in a relationship?
  • 29: What character would you most like to cosplay?
  • 30: Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
  • 31: Cats or dogs?
  • 32: What is the most embarassing thing to ever happen to you?
  • 33: Tell me a story.
  • 34: What is the strangest thing you've ever seen someone wear?
  • 35: Where in the world would you most like to travel?
  • 36: Favorite Pokemon?
  • 37: favorite color?
  • 38: Are you religious?
  • 39: Post a selfie
  • 40: Have you ever left your home country/state?
  • 41: Do you prefer to travel by car or airplane?
  • 42: Are you a fan of rollercoasters?
  • 43: What is your favorite OTP?
  • 44: Who is your favorite Disney princess?
  • 45: Who is your favorite Disney prince?
  • 46: Who is your favorite Disney villain?
  • 47: Do you sing along to the radio?
  • 48: Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?
  • 49: Any headcanons?
  • 50: If you could have one of the Deathly Hallows (cloak of invisibility, Elder Wand, or Resurrection Stone), which would it be?
  • 51: What house would you be in Hogwarts?
  • 52: When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  • 53: Do you have any weird habits?
  • 54: What do you do when you're bored?
  • 55: What is the strangest thing you've seen at Walmart?
  • 56: What color are your eyes?
  • 57: What is your natural hair color?
  • 58: Have you ever broken a bone? How?
  • 59: What is your favorite food?
  • 60: What do you look for in a relationship?
  • 61: If you could live in any era, which would it be and why?
  • 62: How late do you usually stay up?
  • 63: What is your favorite website?
  • 64: Have you been to any concerts?
  • 65: Are you involved in any extracurriculars at school?
  • 66: If you could be the opposite gender for a day, what would you do?
  • 67: What are you most proud of?
  • 68: Do you have any big regrets?
  • 69: What was the best day of your life?
  • 70: Do you crack your knuckles?
  • 71: Do you play any instruments?
  • 72: First kiss story?
  • 73: Do you like hot or cold weather?
  • 74: What is your favorite song of all time?
  • 75: Any weird talents?
jungkook scenario | butterflies

🦋 We’ve had this tradition as besties to have a sleepover once a year but this year….it feels different…were your pajamas always this cute??…did I always have butterflies???

💌 requested by @imshalida // 700 words // fluff

Originally posted by bottomkookie

Jungkook can’t ignore it. The butterflies are back. They clutter his stomach, they clog his chest, and he wishes they would just let him sleep.

But it’s three in the morning, and he’s lying awake, and lying to himself that he isn’t in love with you.

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Lol. Pardon my french here but… I get called an asshole and no offense right? Everything is fine


But I use the retard word and is like freaking disney droped the F bomb on a movie.

Guys lmfao, I’m from chile. My latinamerican fellas will understand here AND will back me up. We call eachother names all the time I guess the problem here, is how each country sees a word. Is a matter of culture.

Nobody, around here in this country finds any inch of offense in the that word some of you put in such high place like it’s a god you can’t look at.

Maybe tacos is an offensive word in… freaking… Qatar. And people there will look at you like the worst person ever like “DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOM TACOS?”

And hey! Is similar case here! We have WAY more tolerance towards these words.. oh excuse me, “OFFENSIVE WORDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!” Amd we call eachother that and other words that might be considered offensive and we don’t give a simple crap about it.

If by any chance your tolerance towards chilean people like me who treat words like these daily without any offense taken. Dude, wth man? I don’t have time to deal with your idiotic small brain that can’t process and or understand that there are people outside your country with different opinions on language….

Are you new to the internet? There are other countries aside from Muricaland, with people that think and speak differently. If you can’t respect that then at least have the decency to NOT call me an “ASSHOLE” for it. That’s a pretty strong word in the english language as far as I’m concerned. So… piss off will ya?

Random questions
  • 1. Do you bite or lick ice cream?
  • 2. What is home to you?
  • 3. What was the last lie you told?
  • 4. Does everyone deserve the truth?
  • 5. What is the creepiest toy ever made?
  • 6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation.
  • 7. List two things that are more easily done than said. (No, I didn't mix them up.)
  • 8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something?
  • 9. How many all nighters have you pulled?
  • 10. If humans didn't evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead?
  • 11. How many romantic "things" or "flings" have you had?
  • 12. What is your paradise?
  • 13. What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.)
  • 14. How many hearts do you think you have broken?
  • 15. What is the most important thing about electronics? What does this say about you?
  • 16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities?
  • 17. What is the most annoying thing someone can do to you?
  • 18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this?
  • 19. Have you played any instruments before? Which instruments?
  • 20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not?
  • 21. List 3 things you like about yourself?
  • 22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?
  • 23. Do you have what it takes to raise a child? Why or why not?
  • 24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day?
  • 25. When was the last time you felt awkward?
  • 26. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both?
  • 27. What constitutes a good friend?
  • 28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend?
  • 29. In a regular day, what do you not want to hear?
  • 30. What is your dream job?
  • 31. Is it better to be lazy but smart or hardworking but unintelligent?
  • 32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe?
  • 33. What have you always wondered about the other gender?
  • 34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most?
  • 35. Describe the worst friend you have ever befriended.
  • 36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don't know. You can't switch back. What do you do?
  • 37. If you found the recipe for immortality, would you sell it or would you burn it?
  • 38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken?
  • 39. Name the last book you read.
  • 40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world?
  • 41. When was the last time you made the first move?
  • 42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap?
  • 43. What was the last movie you watched?
  • 44. Do you like and appreciate your life?
  • 45. Do you like and appreciate yourself?
  • 46. When was the last time you cried?
  • 47. What are you scared of?
  • 48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done?
  • 49. What are some of your hobbies?
  • 50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make?
  • 51. Are you a good friend? What makes you a good friend? If not, what makes you a bad friend?
  • 52. Do you honestly learn from your mistakes?
  • 53. What have you learned the hard way?
  • 54. What is the most important thing to have in order to attain happiness?
  • 55. Which medium do you use for expressing your artistic emotions? (Singing, writing, etc.)
  • 56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker?
  • 57. What is the smartest thing you have ever done?
  • 58. What is your ideal meal?
  • 59. What is the worst thing someone could do on a date?
  • 60. Do you like animals? Which kind is your favorite?
  • 61. If you could turn one legal thing illegal, what would it be?
  • 62. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
  • 63. What is the best thing that the internet has ever created?
  • 64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games?
  • 65. What is your opinion on beauty in today's society?
  • 66. Are you a morning person? When do you usually wake up?
  • 67. Do you have a favorite Disney movie? Character?
  • 68. Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside?
  • 69. Would you rather live near the ocean or in the mountains?
  • 70. What are the best things about winter?
  • 71. What scares you most about the future?
  • 72. What makes you feel old?
  • 73. How many hours do you spend on the computer or phone on average?
  • 74. What are some of your New Year's resolutions?
  • 75. What is your life story in 6 words?
  • 76. Describe yourself in one word.
  • 77. What bad habits do you do?
  • 78. What genre of music do you listen to?
  • 79. Most prominent childhood memory?
  • 80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don't, how would this change your life?
  • 81. Spirit animal?
  • 82. Do you believe in horoscopes?
  • 83. What is the worst advice you've ever been given?
  • 84. List the 3 most important people in your life right now.
  • 85. Favorite memory of your family.
  • 86. What do you look for in a relationship?
  • 87. Do you have a role model? Why or why not?
  • 88. What is your opinion on social media?
  • 89. Are you a pessimist or an optimist?
  • 90. List some things that you think are overpriced?
  • 91. What is your worst memory or creepiest experience?
  • 92. What superpower would ruin the world?
  • 93. What is something you swore you would never do when you grew up, but you did anyway?
  • 94. What lessons have you learned from movies and which movies were they?
  • 95. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
  • 96. How do you approach people?
  • 97. What is your opinion on first impressions?
  • 98. What are some things you did as a child that you no longer do?
  • 99. What languages can you speak?
  • 100. What do you think society will be like in 30 years?
  • 101. What do you do on your lazy days?
  • 102. What ended your last relationship?
  • 103. Favorite food?
  • 104. What is the most terrifying dream you've ever had?
  • 105. When was the last time you got seriously angry?
  • 106. What was the last friendship you broke?
  • 107. Do you have any pet peeves?
  • 108. Who was the last person you gave a hug to?
  • 109. When was the last time you got seriously stressed?
  • 110. What part of your personality do you want to change?
  • 111. Who is the most positively influential person in your life right now?
  • 112. What is your biggest motivation?
  • 113. What did you want to be when you were little?
  • 114. What are some things that you are good at?
  • 115. What is one thing you want to be good at?
  • 116. What distracts you the most, especially when you're trying to work?
  • 117. How important is privacy to you?
  • 118. If you could create one social norm, what would it be?
  • 119. What's the craziest lie you've ever told?
  • 120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties?
  • 121. What is the lamest thing that you have seen someone do?
  • 122. What is the stupidest thing you've done to impress someone?
  • 123. What is your morning routine?
  • 124. What's the last thing you did that is worth remembering?
  • 125. If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?
  • 126. What is your opinion on playing "hard to get?"
  • 127. What are the pros and cons of straightforward?
  • 128. What do you consider "leading" someone on?
  • 129. Are you the friendzoner or the friendzoned?
  • 130. What do you admire most about your friends?
  • 131. What do you admire most about your family?
  • 132. What is your opinion on "going with the flow?"
  • 133. Do you enjoy talking or listening?
  • 134. When is it time to end a friendship?
  • 135. What is the worst excuse you've ever come up with?
  • 136. If GPA didn't matter, what courses would you have taken?
  • 137. What are your favorite baby names?
  • 138. When was the last time you had a deep conversation with someone?
  • 139. What instantly ruins a conversation?
  • 140. Biggest turn ons and turn on offs.
  • 141. Biggest disappointment.
  • 142. Do you have any self-restraint?
  • 143. When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone?
  • 144. Prized possession(s)?
  • 145. What is your opinion on second chances?
  • 146. Text or call?
  • 147. What do you like about the 21st century?
  • 148. What advice would you give to yourself 5 years ago?
  • 149. How organized are you?
  • 150. Favorite mode of transportation.

saw beauty and the beast. and tbh. emma watson is a terrible bell. everyone else is great. lefou was both the best AND worst part of the movie, because it was so obvious that he was gay, but was the butt of every damn joke. and disney’s FIRST EXCLUSIVELY GAY MOMENT!!!!!111!!!!1!!! is literally a 2 second insert of a shot where lefou and some nameless guy touch hands during a dance. that’s literally it 

fuck disney for patting themselves on the back for that like it was some big progressive moment in disney history

Musical Theatre Themed Ask

Some musical theatre related questions I often find mylsef thinking about:

1. What was the first musical you saw?

2. What musical got you really  into theatre?

3. Who was your first Broadway crush?

4. Name three of your current Broadway crushes.

5. Name four of your dream roles.

6. Favourite off-broadway show:

7. Favourite cast recording.

8. 2013 Tony opening number or 2016 Tony opening number?

9. Favourite show currently on Broadway.

10. A musical that closed and you’re still bitter about. Rant a bit.

11. Best stage to screen adaptation?

12. Worst  stage to screen adaptation?

13. Favourite #ham4ham?

14. A musical you would love to see produced by Deaf West?

15. If you could revive any musical, which one would it be and who would you cast in it?

16. If you could go to a concert at the 54 below, who’s would it be?

17. Do you watch broadway.com vlogs? Which one is your favourite?

18. Make a broadway related confession.

19. What do musicals mean to you?

20. Express some love for understudies and swings!

21. Best Disney musical:

22. Which Disney movie should be made into a musical?

23. Which musical fandom has the funniest memes?

24. Name a character from a musical you would sort into your Hogwarts house.

25. Name a Broadway star you would sort into your Hogwarts house.

26. Best on stage chemistry?

27. A Broadway duo you love.

28. What book, tv show, movie, biography, video game, etc. should be turned into a musical?

29. If you could make a jukebox musical, what artist or genre would you pick?

30. Favourite role played by _________________?

31. What musical has made you cry the most?

32. What musical has made you laugh the most?

33. Current showtune stuck in you head:

34. A musical that has left you thinking about life for a long time or deeply inspired you.

35. If you could perform any ensemble number , which one would you pick?

36. Name a musical you didn’t like at first but ended up loving.

37. What are some customes you’d love to try on?

38. Favourite dance break.

39. Favourite Starkid musical:

40. What’s a musical more people should know about?

41. What are some lines from musicals you really like?

42. Name a Tony performance you rewatch and rewatch.

Disney films that are *actually* underrated

Treasure Plant

If you already know me, you could probably guess that this would be on the list considering I never shut up about it.

This film flopped at the box office, but I’m honestly not sure why? It has absolutely gorgeous animation. Like, they could have gone with a palette of grays and blues like most scifi films do, but Treasure Planet actually has a large color palette, especially when it comes to the scenery. It shows off all the beautiful colors of space instead of making everything chrome against a dark backdrop. There are likable characters, including a an anti-hero, disabled pirate, a female Naval Captain that’s a total no-nonsense badass, and a sulky teenager. Arguably one of the darkest films Disney has done in the last twenty years. Disabled main character with only one eye, one arm, and one leg. Literally all of the character designs are gorgeous. The plot is a little boring at times, but it’s fairly easy to get lost in the world that’s been created.

Plus, we get visuals like this!

Brother Bear

Brother Bear was another box office flop but this one also had rather negative reviews. The early 2000′s was not kind to Disney animation. 

Yes, it does have a transformation plot, which I know is kind of iffy depending on the person, but overall it’s a great film. The music is amazing, bless Phil Collins signing onto another Disney project. The characters are great, I don’t think there were any I didn’t like except maybe the moose (because as an adult I don’t find them as funny as I did as a child, but I don’t really dislike them either). The relationship between the brothers was amazingly done. Usually when people want to talk about animated sibling relationships, they mention Lilo and Stitch, which is also great, but I really like how the brothers interact in Brother bear. They’re all closer in age (which is like my sister and me, so I can connect with it more), and I think that worked well when they added in the anger and grief and self-blame in the story.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

There’s not really much I can say about this one, because truthfully I’ve only seen it a handful of times. Something about it kind of freaked me out as a child (I think it was that giant leviathan creature that attacked their submarine thing????), and I only recently found my old VHS player and haven’t had the time to watch it again.

Atlantis has it all. A beautiful world. Well-rounded, interesting characters. A romance that didn’t feel ridiculously forced. The voice talents of Michael J. Fox, Cree Summer, and Leonard Nimoy. A balances of a more adult plotline, while still retaining a kid friendly atmosphere.

Unfortunately, it does lack some coherency in the plot, and because of it’s fast-paced nature, there isn’t a lot of time for character development. The creators also borrowed a lot of elements from the Ghibli film castle in the Sky, but ultimately it’s still a great film visually speaking.

(PS: it was hard to pick a screencap that shows how visually stunning this film is. So much blue.)

The Black Cauldron

Honestly, The Black Cauldron is one of my favorite Disney films, but I can recognize that it has a lot of problems story wise. As in, they tried to stick the contents of two full length novels into an 80 minute film. Yeah, it didn’t work. The characters are interesting, albeit under-developed, visually it’s very beautiful, and it has just the right amount of creepy to give 5 year old me nightmares as a child (the Horned King was a brilliant concept). The author of the book series the Chronicles of Prydain, which the film is based on, found the film enjoyable on its own, but admitted it didn’t follow the books well. It was also another box office flop, making $21.3 million in revenue, which was less than half of the budget to make the film. This is the film that Disney pretends they didn’t make and is frequently referred to as the “worst Disney film” however we all know that that right belongs to films like Home on the Range, Chicken Little, and Mars Needs Moms.

There is speculation that Disney has plans to make a live action series based on the original books, so fingers crossed!

Robin Hood

It’s underrated, but I can kind of tell why. Everyone already knows the story of Robin Hood, because there’s at least ten different films and TV series about the guy. He’s been on OUaT, and there was a parody movie with Cary Elwes!

The animation is, decent, but not great, but the budged was only 5 million, so??? Meaning that a lot of the characters action were redrawn from previous films such as The Jungle Book and Aristocats. However, this was pretty common in old Disney films because the animators were paid for shit and it’s not plagiarism if you’re ripping off yourself. It is a little sloppy though.

Either way, it’s still a decent film. The songs were fun and had a delightfully folk sound to them, if you’re into that! The characters are pretty cute, the story is straight forward, and there’s not actually anything to really dislike about the film. It’s just a silly comedy that has it’s ups and downs.

Dinosaur

I don’t even know what to say about this film other than it’s gorgeous and no one ever talks about it. Like, this is the first true Disney film that relies entirely on CGI. No Pixar involvement. Just Disney and CGI. This is the most successful film of 2000 and I’ve never heard people talk about it even though it has great characters, an interesting story, and great visuals.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

While I personally don’t believe Hunchback is all that underrated (I usually see it in just about every top 10 or 20 list), it’s still a great film that deserves more praise than it gets.

Hunchback is beautiful, inspiring, dark, has excellent morals, amazing characters amazing music.It’s basically the complete package of everything you could want in a Disney film and it’s enjoyable for all ages.

The only thing I didn’t like about this film was the gargoyles and it’s kind of implied that they’re more like imaginary friends instead of real creatures, so they get a pass.

I don't want to reblog that long ass BoL vs Coco post

But the amount of misinformation on it is astounding. When Gutierrez opted his movie at Pixar, he was turned down because Pixar was already optioning Coco, they noted similar themes, and while in the past they’ve completely cancelled movies to allow similar sounding projects from other studios a chance to flourish (the whole Newt/Rio thing), I’m guessing they didn’t cancel Coco here because at this point neither project had been totally green lit. Part of the reason BoL eventually DID get greenlit was because Fox saw the whole trademark debacle go down, prior to Coco being formally announced (remember the first rumblings of the project started spreading when Toy Story 3 hit theaters) and Fox saw it as an opportunity to get a movie made that could beat Coco to the box office and establish mindshare specifically so that when Coco did finally get announced this exact dumb comparison stuff would happen. You guys are doing exactly what Fox hoped would happen. And speaking of the trademark debacle…

Disney/Pixar did not try to trademark Dia De Los Muertos as a way to own the holiday and merchandising and distribution rights etc. It was to register the then working title of Coco, and start the ball rolling on all the work and contracts necessary to get everything from trailers to posters to yes merchandise made. The backlash to the whole misunderstanding delayed the project and made them have to wait until it’s final title was nailed down to officially announce anything. Keep in mind that other holidays and yes even Dia De Los Muertos have already/since been trademarked for the purposes of film and short projects, just as Disney was attempting to do 5 years ago. It doesn’t mean any of the distributors of those films can sue someone for celebrating or that they can commodify the holiday in any way.

Also, in what way is Coco existing a bad thing? The Book of Life is great, I like it, but it’s not a transcendental film that means there’s no room for similar concepts to be explored ever again. It was forced to include a marketable but relatively inauthentic cast, referenced to contemporary music and humor that could make for a sellable trailer. It’s frame narrative is heavy handed and clunky. Visually it’s absolutely ace though, and frankly, I think Coco looks beautiful too from what little we’ve been given. The casting for Coco is promising, the crew is promising, the intent and the amount of research has been promising. Disney/Pixar also has the capital and the reach to make this a film that will be seen by a far wider audience than The Book of Life was able to, and that’s important! We should be encouraging this! Assuming the movie doesn’t turn out to be a terrible and offensive garbage heap, which even given Pixar’s worst output, seems highly unlikely, how is it a bad thing for this movie to be made? Oh, I guess because in 120 seconds of broad strokes the teaser seemed too similar to The Book of Life? Why not give this movie a chance to come out, see it, and THEN make your comparisons? I know a lot of people feel that whatever came first cannot be topped and should remain unchallenged, but as a Mexican, I whole heartedly welcome attempts to introduce audiences to stories and themes I grew up with. A movie like this taking off opens the door for more, and more stories about my family’s culture, about different aspects of that culture, beyond DotD. DotD is mainly the go to because the core of the celebration is universal and we encourage EVERYONE to participate. It’s an aspect of our culture that we openly share already, but here’s another chance for it to be presented with a voice that can reach further. I’m stoked, to be completely honest.

Plus, while a lot of people on here are trying to be scorned on behalf of Gutierrez, and pit these two films against each other instead of letting them complement each other, Gutierrez was tweeting how excited he is to see Coco.

i can’t help but think home on the range would be a decent movie if it wasn’t about cows

like imagine three girls who learn their foster mother is going to lose her home and decide to try to save it themselves. they go into town intent on entering the county fair only to learn its too far away to do them any good.

i mean three girls capturing a cattle rustler is less of a stretch than three cows doing it

Te Fiti was my enemy. But, it turns out, Te Fiti is also her own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Te Fiti is actually my friend….. But, because she’s her own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So, actually, Te Fiti is my enemy….. But…
—  Maui explaining his relationship with Te Fiti

Some headcanons about film and Even because god forbid I actually write what I’m supposed to be writing

  • Got into film when he was really young because of Disney. He watched Mulan so many times that his mum still shudders at it. Though his favourite Disney film is actually Tangled.
  • Realised he was bisexual when he watched Mr. and Mrs Smith when he was thirteen and couldn’t pick between Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie.
  • Accidentally watched Requiem for a Dream straight after he watched The Shining because he didn’t know what it was about, and thought nothing could be worse than The Shining. He was wrong.
  • He has never given up on a movie half way through. Will watch even the worst film ever to its bitter end
    • He’s seen Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” more than once. It still makes him laugh.
  • Sometimes walks into the cinema and picks a random movie to watch. He doesn’t like to watch movie trailers or anything that explains what the film is going to be about, he’s there for the whole Experience™. Sometimes he ends up seeing amazing things because of it, sometimes the only reason he stays awake is because he hates to waste money.
    • Takes Isak with him once on one of these trips. Isak spends the whole time trying to distract Even with kisses.
    • (It totally works. Even sees none of the movie)
    • (Isak is banned from coming with Even to the cinema ever again.)
  • Has watched every Brat Pack film and is simultaneously so proud and also kind of horrified. Some of them were Not Good Movies.  
  • Once tried to calculate how many hours of his life he’s spent watching movies but had to stop because he’s terrible at maths and it was also giving him an existential crisis.
  • Still can’t get into French cinema even though he tries so hard.
    • Isak walks in when he’s watching one on his laptop once, stays for twenty minutes and then walks out muttering about how it’s all nonsense.
    • Even sniffs and says, “Clearly you just don’t get it, Isak.”
    • (Even doesn’t get it either.)
  • Has a massive soft spot for Japanese animated films. Isak says, “What, like, that one where the people turn into pigs?” Even rolls his eyes, but he’s also so relieved that Isak has seen at least one (1) film in his life.
  • His favourite Studio Ghibli film is Porco Rosso, because he loves the ambiguous ending. Isak hates it.
  • Spoiling a movie for him is like, The Worst thing you can do. Eskild did it once accidentally and Even literally didn’t speak to him for the rest of the day.
  • Refuses to watch any dubbed version of a foreign film, just watches it with subtitles because, “The voices are so wrong, Isak!”
  • He was top of his year for English for so long because of the amount of movies he’s watched.
  • Stupid soft spot for musicals. Knows all the words to all the songs. His favourites – after Moulin Rouge, of course - are Chicago and Grease
  • Frequently complains about toxic masculinity affecting the way satirical works are supposed to be viewed. Can be found on any given day yelling about it.
    • “Oh my god, you’re not supposed to think Tyler Durden is cool. That literally defeats the whole purpose of the film? Why would you watch Fight Club and start your own fight club? WHY?
    • “What do you mean you think that V is the main character in V for Vendetta? It is obviously Evie. Watch the film again!”
  • Is yet to make it through a Baz Luhrmann film without crying.
Unpopular Opinions about Disney movies bc i'm a pos

-The Little Mermaid is one of the worst movies and I cringe every time i see it.
-Tangled is WAY better than Frozen and most Disney movies honestly
-The Princess and the Frog is so underrated and needs more appreciation because that movie is a masterpiece.
-Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty are AWFUL for young girls as well as Snow White. They are terrible role models.
-The Lion King is overrated. It’s a great movie don’t get me wrong but I just don’t see what all the hype is from.
-I prefer Tarzan over Pocahontas
-I despise Aladdin, it’s just not my type of movie.
-While this isn’t a Disney movie, Anastasia is better than most Disney movies and The Prince of Egypt as well. Those movies are masterpieces that don’t get enough credit.
-I think Pocahontas has great songs and animation but I don’t like the actual story. I feel like a strong female character gets diminished to a girl who has a crush.
-THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE CHANGED MY LIFE AND I STILL WATCH IT WHENEVER ITS ON TV
-Frozen is not even that good there i said it

Okay carry on.

“When I was small, The Three Caballeros was my absolute *favorite* movie. And then it went missing one day and my cousins had a “new” copy next time I visited. My mom told me when I was older that my junkie grandma had stolen my VHS and gave it to her favorite grandkids. This was a regular thing with my toys and movies when my grandma visited, but that one was the worst. My husband got me a copy for Christmas, but let me tell you 15 years is too long to go without your favorite Disney movie.”

A lil hurt comfort for a friend

This is for @the-sanders-sides bc they have a lovely voice and was responsible for this idea. It’s not my best, (I’m kinda running on fumes atm and this was hard to write for some reason haha) but it is finished! so that’s something.

INCLUDES SPOILERS FOR THE LATEST VIDEO
If someone asks, I can probably edit it to be spoiler free!

Descrip: logxiety, background morince, they watch frozen and it’s real fluffy

Warnings: swears, insecurities

Anxiety had made an art of avoiding Disney night, if he could help it. It started out as movie night, which quickly devolved into musical night, then Disney night. Of course, they still had regular movie night at least once a night, which was fine, since it usually didn’t involve all that… singing, but disney night was hell. Not because of the movies, but because of the company.
The other sides were probably the worst people you could imagine to watch a movie with. Roman, predictably, knew every second by heart, and insisted constantly that “OH! This next bit is my favorite! Anxiety, are you watching? Are you watching it? You better be watching it-”
As if Anxiety didn’t know the movies twice as well as he did, anyways. But even worse was the singing. Constant. Singing. He was nearly convinced that Roman had choreography for every single number from the golden age to now.
Roman was the worst, but Patton was a close second. Patton… was a crier. He was also completely complicit in Romans choreography plot.
Anxiety pulled his legs up onto the couch to avoid getting twirled into by both of them. It was frozen night.
It was definitely Anxieties guilty pleasure musical, one of the ones that he sang to himself when he couldn’t sleep. Unfortunately, Patton caught him watching it. Now they HAD to have a ‘bonding experience’, apparently. They had actually made it all the way to 'Love is an open door’ before Roman actually started dancing.
(He took hans’s part, while Patton took anna’s. Anxiety would never let him live this down.)
Now he was huddled in a corner, hiding in a cave of blankets, trying to see the screen around Roman swinging Patton around the coffee table.
Thank god for Logan, the only not-dancing-idiot in the room. Logan didn’t usually come to these either, or at least he multitasked. (Annoying in its own way, but less so.) Anxiety got the feeling that Patton had given everyone the 'now, we’ve got to try to include him’ talk, which made him a little sick to his stomach.

Trying to ignore the bitter taste in his mouth, he turned to Logan. He was watching the other two dance around the room, a small smile on his face. Anxiety knew from the way he sat up a little every time Roman almost flung Patton across the room, or Patton tripped a little on the carpet, that he was trying to keep them safe, without ruining their fun. His tie was loose, his eyelids drooping. Anxiety pulled the blanket closer around him like a fuzzy fortress.
/conceal don’t feel- holy shit that’s cliche I need to stop./
His could feel his face heating up, and tried to focus back on the movie. It was almost time for the big number. He expected Roman to stay standing, but he flopped down on the other sofa, pulling a giggling Patton down with him. Watching the other two sides curl up next to each other made something deep in his chest start hurting. He ignored it, focusing on the song.

/The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a foot print to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I’m the queen/

He knew it was cliche. He knew it. But something in him really loved the song. It was… lonely. He could understand that.

/The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside. Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried./

He saw Logan turn to him out of the corner of his eye. By the time he realized he was singing, it was too late. Everyone was looking now. The song went on with out him. He sat petrified on the couch, face turning red.

/conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know./

He really hated dramatic irony.

Logan was the first to speak. “Anxiety-”

Every atom in his body was filled with nope. He was 100% nope.
He shot out of the room like a rocket, nearly tripping on his blanket. He didn’t want to stick around to hear them laughing at him. He locked the door to his room as fast as he could, and collapsed against it.
Anxiety did not sing. It wasn’t his job. If he did sing, it definitely wasn’t disney. It was like, evanescence or something. Not frozen, of all things. He burrowed further into the blanket. Someone knocked on the door.
“…Anxiety?”
Logan. Great. They had just started getting along. Now Logan hated him as much as he hated Princey. Probably more. Anxiety wiped his eyes on his sleeve.
“Did I… did we do something wrong?”
Great. Now they thought it was their fault.
“No. Go away.”
He sounded like a child. He heard something move just outside the door, and something put a gentle weight on it, like Logan was sitting on the other side. But sitting on floors was not a thing Logan did. Right?
“Look, I embarrassed myself, ok? You can all make fun of my later, for now just… leave me alone.”
He swallowed as many sobs as he could, waiting for the other side to go away. Just when he thought Logan might be asleep or something, he heard a quiet voice.
“do you want to build a snowman?”
Logan was… singing? His voice was rough, and a little off key, the words too formal for the character.
“Or. Uh, something something… halls…”
Logan cleared his throat awkwardly.
“I’ll- I’ll just go-” Anxiety whipped the door open, causing Logan to fall flat on his back into the room. “Are you making fun of me because I will not hesitate to crush your skull like a watermelon.”
Logan looked up at him, blinking. “I am not.” He said firmly, readjusting his glasses. Anxiety narrowed his eyes. “Then why’d you do it?” Logan looked… pinker than before, but it may have just been the light. “I… came to the consensus that you may have been… vulnerable when you sang. The best way to lessen vulnerability in others is to open up yourself… Was I… was I correct?” Anxiety rubbed the last of his tears off his face with his sleeve, extending the other hand out to help Logan up.
“…..Yeah. Got it in one.”
“I still don’t understand that saying-”
“Shut up and watch the rest of the movie with me.”
“…Ten-four.”
“Vocab word?”
“Vocab word.”

Random Questions

1. Do you bite or lick ice cream?
2. What is home to you?
3. What was the last lie you told?
4. Does everyone deserve the truth?
5. What is the creepiest toy ever made?
6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation.
7. List two things that are more easily done than said. (No, I didn’t mix them up.)
8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something?
9. How many all nighters have you pulled?
10. If humans didn’t evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead?
11. How many romantic “things” or “flings” have you had?
12. What is your paradise?
13. What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.)
14. How many hearts do you think you have broken?
15. What is the most important thing about electronics? What does this say about you?
16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities?
17. What is the most annoying thing someone can do to you?
18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this?
19. Have you played any instruments before? Which instruments?
20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not?
21. List 3 things you like about yourself?
22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?
23. Do you have what it takes to raise a child? Why or why not?
24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day?
25. When was the last time you felt awkward?
26. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both?
27. What constitutes a good friend?
28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend?
29. In a regular day, what do you not want to hear?
30. What is your dream job?
31. Is it better to be lazy but smart or hardworking but unintelligent?
32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe?
33. What have you always wondered about the other gender?
34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most?
35. Describe the worst friend you have ever befriended.
36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don’t know. You can’t switch back. What do you do?
37. If you found the recipe for immortality, would you sell it or would you burn it?
38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken?
39. Name the last book you read.
40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world?
41. When was the last time you made the first move?
42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap?
43. What was the last movie you watched?
44. Do you like and appreciate your life?
45. Do you like and appreciate yourself?
46. When was the last time you cried?
47. What are you scared of?
48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done?
49. What are some of your hobbies?
50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make?
51. Are you a good friend? What makes you a good friend? If not, what makes you a bad friend?
52. Do you honestly learn from your mistakes?
53. What have you learned the hard way?
54. What is the most important thing to have in order to attain happiness?
55. Which medium do you use for expressing your artistic emotions? (Singing, writing, etc.)
56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker?
57. What is the smartest thing you have ever done?
58. What is your ideal meal?
59. What is the worst thing someone could do on a date?
60. Do you like animals? Which kind is your favorite?
61. If you could turn one legal thing illegal, what would it be?
62. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
63. What is the best thing that the internet has ever created?
64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games?
65. What is your opinion on beauty in today’s society?
66. Are you a morning person? When do you usually wake up?
67. Do you have a favorite Disney movie? Character?
68. Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside?
69. Would you rather live near the ocean or in the mountains?
70. What are the best things about winter?
71. What scares you most about the future?
72. What makes you feel old?
73. How many hours do you spend on the computer or phone on average?
74. What are some of your New Year’s resolutions?
75. What is your life story in 6 words?
76. Describe yourself in one word.
77. What bad habits do you do?
78. What genre of music do you listen to?
79. Most prominent childhood memory?
80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don’t, how would this change your life?
81. Spirit animal?
82. Do you believe in horoscopes?
83. What is the worst advice you’ve ever been given?
84. List the 3 most important people in your life right now.
85. Favorite memory of your family.
86. What do you look for in a relationship?
87. Do you have a role model? Why or why not?
88. What is your opinion on social media?
89. Are you a pessimist or an optimist?
90. List some things that you think are overpriced?
91. What is your worst memory or creepiest experience?
92. What superpower would ruin the world?
93. What is something you swore you would never do when you grew up, but you did anyway?
94. What lessons have you learned from movies and which movies were they?
95. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
96. How do you approach people?
97. What is your opinion on first impressions?
98. What are some things you did as a child that you no longer do?
99. What languages can you speak?
100. What do you think society will be like in 30 years?
101. What do you do on your lazy days?
102. What ended your last relationship?
103. Favorite food?
104. What is the most terrifying dream you’ve ever had?
105. When was the last time you got seriously angry?
106. What was the last friendship you broke?
107. Do you have any pet peeves?
108. Who was the last person you gave a hug to?
109. When was the last time you got seriously stressed?
110. What part of your personality do you want to change?
111. Who is the most positively influential person in your life right now?
112. What is your biggest motivation?
113. What did you want to be when you were little?
114. What are some things that you are good at?
115. What is one thing you want to be good at?
116. What distracts you the most, especially when you’re trying to work?
117. How important is privacy to you?
118. If you could create one social norm, what would it be?
119. What’s the craziest lie you’ve ever told?
120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties?
121. What is the lamest thing that you have seen someone do?
122. What is the stupidest thing you’ve done to impress someone?
123. What is your morning routine?
124. What’s the last thing you did that is worth remembering?
125. If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?
126. What is your opinion on playing “hard to get?”
127. What are the pros and cons of straightforward?
128. What do you consider “leading” someone on?
129. Are you the friendzoner or the friendzoned?
130. What do you admire most about your friends?
131. What do you admire most about your family?
132. What is your opinion on “going with the flow?”
133. Do you enjoy talking or listening?
134. When is it time to end a friendship?
135. What is the worst excuse you’ve ever come up with?
136. If GPA didn’t matter, what courses would you have taken?
137. What are your favorite baby names?
138. When was the last time you had a deep conversation with someone?
139. What instantly ruins a conversation?
140. Biggest turn ons and turn on offs.
141. Biggest disappointment.
142. Do you have any self-restraint?
143. When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone?
144. Prized possession(s)?
145. What is your opinion on second chances?
146. Text or call?
147. What do you like about the 21st century?
148. What advice would you give to yourself 5 years ago?
149. How organized are you?
150. Favorite mode of transportation.

Slang

41 (Why are you so butthurt?) with Loki for Anon. I hope this is the right list and thank you for the sweet words 😁

Going into the kitchen you pour yourself a cup of coffee which turns out to be the last one, and not even a full one at that. You start on another pot as someone else comes into the room. You hear your mug scrape against the counter as they pick it up.
“Don’t even think about it.”
“I wouldn’t dream of drinking this, swill.” Loki says swirling the dark liquid in your mug. You scowl at him and he chuckles putting the mug down. “Tea. I drink tea.”
“Good for you.” You say, stirring some creamer into your cup then dumping in sugar.
“What’s got you so butthurt?” He says in a really bad American accent.
“Loki. It’s 6:20 in the morning. I got back from a mission last night at 2 so I’m not running on a whole lot of coffee.” You grumble at him. “And where in the hell did you learn the phrase butthurt?”
“I saw it on the internet.” He informs you proudly, “It means you’re mad about something stupid.”
“Loki! I know what it means!” You roll your eyes at him before filling your cup the rest of the way.
“So you’re just tired?”
“Try overworked. And sore.” You wince as you reach above your head pulling at the new stitches. “Can you please get me a bowl?”
“I know you’re short but surely even you can reach that.” Loki says pulling his now whistling kettle off of the stove.
“Please Loki.” You beg and this seems to concern him more than anything else you’ve done or said this morning.
“Are you alright?”
“No. I was shot, I mean the bullet only grazed me but I’ve still got stitches and it hurts like hell.”
“You were shot?”
“Yes.” You pull up the side of your shirt and show him the bandaged wound on your side.
“Who was on your mission?”
“Why?”
“Because. I’m going to give them hell for letting you get hurt.” He snarls and you’re surprised by the anger you see on his face.
“It wasn’t anyone’s fault but my own. I went by myself to find the computer room, we needed the information.” He stares coldly at you and you blink back up at him. “Can you please get me a bowl now?” He sighs deeply before doing as you ask and grabs you a bowl.
“If you need anything else tell F.R.I.D.A.Y. to get me.”
“You don’t need to do that.”
“You need rest. Do not make me follow you around all day to make sure you don’t overexert yourself.” He threatens.
“If you want to hang out with me you could just ask.” You tease.
“Alright. I’d like to ‘hang out’ with you.” He says, attempting his horrible American accent again on the words hang out.
“Okay. I’m watching Disney movies all day. We can work on your slang.” He doesn’t say anything, just smirks over at you before following you to your room. So maybe being shot wasn’t the worst thing that could happen, especially if it means you get to spend time with Loki.

Mom’s Blind Date

Requester: Anonthank you so much for your request and I’m so sorry it took me so long to post it.

Characters: single(?)!Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard (mentioned), Reader

Pairings: Jared Padalecki x Reader

Warnings: None

Words: 2412

Forever tag: @deathtonormalcy56, @mamaredd123,  @my-sharpie-sketches,  @professionalfangirl03, @fangirl1802, @cozyjaws, @attackdogcas

A/N: I hope you like it! This is obviously based on an alternative universe where Jared is not married to his respective and lovely wife, I love Genevieve.


“Who is that sweetie pie I see standing over there?” you heard Jared’s voice from a distance, smiling to yourself you raised your eyes from your script and gave a little nod, almost unnoticeable for anyone on a distance but for your little toddler did saw it and before you knew it she ran across the run to his arms.

You were a new actress for the Supernatural show, it was the 13th season and the second episode was being filmed, so the guys have only known you for two weeks, meaning that they have known your daughter for the same amount of time.


Everyone in your life have always told you that she looked like you, she had your same skin color, nose, lips, hair, basically she was a copy of you but her eyes were gray, like father’s; so when you came to the set with her, you thought your cast mates were going to notice but to your surprise it was nothing like that.

The crew absolutely knew about her since you basically arrived there with them, you were terrified of getting late to work so you always were there at least a half an hour before the rest of the cast, at first you thought it would annoy the crew but your daughter had them wrapped around her little finger and everybody loved hearing her crazy stories.

As any child, your daughter, Katie loved exploring and was very independent, so as long as you gave her permission she would go on little adventures and on the set it was no different. You always tried to keep an eye on her and so did the crew and security.

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