but did i surprise anyone

anonymous asked:

since u did the voltron au, do u have a ship from the actual voltron show???? also who's ur fave in voltron???

Lance’s my absolute mostest fav!!!! And since he’s my fave I’ll ship anything in which he’s happy, honestly, but I did draw some klance a while ago so I guess you might say that’s my main one 👍

British Invasion | 10

Overview:In the middle of her freshman year of high school Riley Matthew’s mother gets a once in a lifetime opportunity to run her firms London Office. Much to everyone’s surprise her mother accepts the job, forcing Riley and her younger brother Auggie to leave behind everything they’ve ever known. Almost three years later the Matthew’s family moves back to New York and Riley comes to realize a lot has changed in the time she’s been gone.
Author’s Notes: Lucas finally finds out about what happened in London that caused The Matthews to move back home. [As always the text in italics are flashbacks.]
Chapter 10: “Oliver & Company.” 
Previous Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9
Word Count: 4,867


Slowly and reluctantly, Riley uncovers her face. She blinks several times before the streaks of sunlight penetrate the window and practically blind her. She sits up, drags her feet off the bed, and rubs her knuckles into her eyes before stretching her arms out above her head and letting out a well needed yawn. She needed a few more hours of nothingness. Not to sleep, but to prepare, to pour her thoughts out onto a page, reorganize, prioritize and pack them back in again. She had a lot to figure out in terms of her feelings and it didn’t help that whenever she closed her eyes only one person came to mind.

As her feet dangled off the bed and hit the hardwood floor she feels a chill in the air. Curious to see what weather she’d be dealing with that day she opens the window and inhales the crisp, cool air.

“Snow!” She hears Auggie yell from his room. Shortly after she can hear the pitter-patter of his little feet hitting the floor as he runs into her room and up to the window she was still standing in front of. “Riley look it’s snowing!” He beamed, standing on his tippy toes to see out further on the street.

“Yeah, I see it Augs.” She smiles, tussling the younger boy’s bouncy head of curls. “First snow of the season.”

“Let’s go to the roof!” He insists, dragging her by the sleeve of her night shirt. She didn’t bother protesting, she knew he’d win out in the end and she’d never say no to an impromptu play in the snow.

Sticking out her tongue like a little child, they both run outside hand-in-hand. Not caring that it was frigid, they ran and twirled, the heavy snowflakes falling faster and faster, almost mimicking their eccentric twirling.

She blinked thoughtfully as the frost patiently kissed her face, she adored the snow, more so when it was falling. The street always looked like an unfinished painting. Like so much of the canvas was still perfectly white, as if waiting for the artists hand to return.

“It’s freezing out here.” They hear Topanga say from the door, “Come back inside.”

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the best thing that ever happened

dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns ,  etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞
❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞
❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞
❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞
❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞
❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞
❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞
❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞
❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞
❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞
❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞
❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞
❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞
❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞
❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞
❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞
❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞
❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞
❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞
❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞
❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞
❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞
❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞
❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞
❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞
❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞
❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞
❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞
❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞
❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞
❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞
❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞
❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞
❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞
❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞
❝ well, shit. ❞
❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞
❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞
❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞
❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞
❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞ 
❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞
❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞
❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞
❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞
❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞
❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞
❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞
❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞
❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞
❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞
❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞ 
❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞
❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞
❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞
❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞
❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞
❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞
❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞
❝ did i stutter ? ❞
❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞
❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞
❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’?  now would be the time to consider it. ❞
❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞
❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair.  ❞
❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞
❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞
❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞
❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞
❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞
❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞
❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger.  ❞
❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞
❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞
❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞
❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞
❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞
❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞
❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞
❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞
❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

Lapis: “I almost drowned a lot of people”

Most of the fandom: “k”

Aquamarine: -has a teardrop gem on her cheek, stone cold elite gem, threatened to have a human killed-

Most of the fandom: “omg what if aquamarine killed someone!!!!!!”

RFA + V/Saeran realize it’s MC’s birthday

Hey all! It’s my birthday today, so I figured now’s as good a time as any to post birthday headcanons. Since I just moved to a new area and know very few people here, I went with more of a “Oh, it’s your birthday???’ vibe rather than (most of them) having known when MC’s birthday is all along.

Requests are open.~


  • you had surprised him at rehearsal with some lunch just bc you wanted to see him on your birthday
  • your phone was blowing up w/ messages from your family
  • he didn’t mean to look, but he glanced and saw a “Happy Birthday!” text
  • s h o c k e d why didn’t you tell him??
  • soon as you left, he was calling Seven
    • “Of course I knew!”
    • “Why didn’t you tell me???”
    • “Figured she’d tell people if she wanted them to know…”
  • welp he was supposed to be rehearsing all day but he wasn’t about to spend all day w/o you
  • so he told his director who totally understood and then left
  • showed up with a dozen roses
    • “Happy Birthday, my princess.”
    • “How did you–”
    • “I saw your phone - I’m sorry. But you deserve to be spoiled today.”
  • spent the rest of the day doing just that


  • bright and early, Seven was calling him
  • he figured this boy needs all the help he can get
    • “Today is what?!” omg what is he going to do he’s got nothing planned!
  • spent all morning shopping - flowers, groceries, he has everything put away before you’d even had your usual morning call
  • when you did call, he hoped you’d mention your birthday but you didn’t
  • he invited you over and you happily agreed
  • you were totally shocked when you arrived and his apartment was decorated for your birthday
  • and something smelled wonderful
  • greeted you at the door w/ a kiss and flowers
    • “Happy Birthday, MC~!”
  • he cooked two of your favorite meals for lunch and dinner and you spent all day cuddling and watching romance movies


  • she had asked you a while ago because she kept all the files of RFA members up-to-date
  • she’d made a note on her calendar and had it remind her a week in advance there’s no catching her off guard
  • but you hadn’t mentioned it since? to her or any of the members?
  • you forgot she knew tbqh
  • she assumed this meant you didn’t want a huge fuss but she wanted to do something
  • she ended up making a small cake for you the day before to wake up to the next morning
  • and she turned off your alarm she had worked through enough birthdays and you deserved the day off
  • closed the bakery early to spend more time with you
  • you couldn’t believe she remembered! you didn’t think you could love her any more but you were wrong
  • spent the rest of the day cuddling under blankets watching whatever you wanted to watch Zen’s musicals were definitely part of it tho


  • you had pointedly not told him bc you knew it would be over the top and you felt guilty
  • the boy already buys you basically anything you show the slightest interest in
  • you breathed in the direction of a designer toilet seat once and it took like three hours to convince him it wasn’t a hint that you wanted it does anyone need something like that jfc
  • but he found out on the day of, when you got a call from your parents singing Happy Birthday to you
  • you were embarrassed
    • “I didn’t want to make a big deal about it…”
  • too late, he had already picked up his phone
    • “Jaehee, cancel all my plans for the day. It is MC’s birthday.”
  • bc it’s Jaehee, she foresaw this outcome and had not scheduled him anything today anyway
  • he made you strawberry pancakes and served them to you in bed
  • had the chef make your favorite meals the rest of the day
  • bc he couldn’t resist, he bought you a new dress and jewelry to match but otherwise did a good job respecting that you didn’t want it to be a spectacle


  • he knew of course, he’d known since day one
  • but you didn’t know he knew
  • which means his surprise party would be extra surprising he only hoped you liked that kind of thing
  • sent you on a scavenger hunt while he got everything ready, your party was totally space-themed
  • by then, you realized he knew
  • but you thought the scavenger hunt was it
  • so when it led you to his house, you were just expecting him with a goofy grin and honey buddha chips or something
  • then the door sang Happy Birthday to you which you loved
  • when you came in and all of RFA yelled “Surprise!” you almost cried
    • “I didn’t want anyone to feel like I was expecting anything so I didn’t tell anyone…thank you so much.” you felt so special
  • lots and lots of kisses and cuddles and making everyone tell you two to get a room


  • you were cooking lunch when you finally said something out of necessity
    • “Oh, my parents are insisting on taking me out to dinner for my birthday tonight…I’d love it if you came, too.”
  • you heard him set his pipe on the table and you turned around
  • he was silent for a moment
    • “…It’s your birthday?”
  • he looks hurt oh no this is not what you wanted
  • you had started to ramble, wanting him to understand
    • “Oh, I didn’t tell anyone! It’s honestly…just another day for me. I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it.”
  • he made his way to the kitchen and placed a kiss on your cheek
  • felt around for your hands and laced his fingers through them
    • “Of course I’ll go to dinner with you. But can I make the day at least a little special for you?”
  • how can you say no to that
  • so you two dressed up and took lots of pictures together and he takes lots of you
  • they turned out amazing even with his limited vision


  • woke up w/ a groan and Saeyoung standing over him
    • “So what are you gonna do for MC for her birthday?”
  • what
  • was he supposed to know it was your birthday?
  • is that a thing he’s supposed to do? shit
  • deadpan stare, Saeyoung was almost sure he was gonna get punched
    • “…got any ideas?”
    • “Oh! Oh! Tons!”
  • he turned them all down
  • in the end he went with something pretty simple
  • surprised you with ice cream and your favorite cookies
  • and promised to do whatever you wanted all day pls don’t abuse it
  • you were super touched and looked at him with surprise
    • “But…how did you know? I didn’t tell anyone.”
  • you both ended up glaring at a snickering Saeyoung
  • while you were both secretly grateful bc it was a really nice day 

Dearest, Robert Jacob Sugden,

happy birthday you beautiful bastard. After weeks of careful analysis of your fashion choices, let me give you my gift.

Love & Mazel Tov,

Alex Noah Earnest Robertjacobsugdens

Gotham Gotham Gotham!!

So I needed 1000 more years of Eddie and Ozzie’s escape - we didn’t even get to see how they got all blood splattered :(

But I suppose the other stuff was important too :p

And I did enjoy Alfred being badass and Selina starting to isolate herself more into a dark, self-serving path

(I appreciate Lee getting more personal development too, but I’m afraid her logic is somewhat… impenetrable… to me rn - she thinks she deserves punishment for Mario’s death, okay, but… how does that translate into taking the virus?? …is she… willingly sacrificing her sanity in order to gain the necessary power to punish Jim, is that it?)

But yeah - EDDIE & OZZIE! ngl, it wasn’t really what I was hoping for, but it was still great, I chuckled lots and lots :) and I LOVE LOVE LOVE EDDIE’S CONSTANT GLEE about the whole situation, like, he is SO PSYCHED to have Ozzie back to pit himself against, did you SEE how big and bright and excited his smile was at the end?? that wasn’t hiding anger or bitterness, that was simple DELIGHT, like if nothing else Ozzie has given him a challenge, though I wonder if maybe it’s more like a PURPOSE, since he really did seem kinda lost when he was meeting Katherine, as if he wasn’t quite sure what to do with himself as The Riddler, but now he knows exactly what to do - oh oh! just like Eddie gave Oz something to live for (’revenge’), now Ozzie has given Ed something concrete to live for ie. ‘fighting Oz.’ Aww. Bless them both providing the murder necessary to keep each other going :p

Also their honorable keeping to the deal at the end was BEAUTIFUL, not only because either one of them could have chosen to break the pact, but because they didn’t count down to dropping their weapons or anything, that whole moment was completely silent and just them acting instinctively in sync, each of them perfectly trusting the other to disarm, ugh, I LOVE!

Eddie praising Oz on his fake death and Ozzie joking that he’s had practice was really SWEET as well - like, they both continued on their way chuckling together over that and it was silly and companionable and stuff. Want each other dead my foot! (also who came up with that distraction plan anyways? why not have Ozzie fake killing Ed, since he was the one making the knife and all? did you just want the chance to hold Ozzie close, Ed? ;p it’s alright, you can admit it, I understand)

Yeah… looking forward to their upcoming Mr and Mrs Smith type war I think…

Supergirl's Mr. Mxyzptlk Explains His 'Updated' Look, Why He Loves Kara

For the record, Peter Gadiot is fully aware that he’s playing the CW version of Mr. Mxyzptlk, one of the zaniest — and traditionally unattractive — characters in the DC Universe.

“I was as surprised by anyone when I did the research and saw how he is usually,” Gadiot tells TVLine ahead of his character’s debut on Monday’s Supergirl (8/7c). “I think they did an interesting take in that they kept the essence of the character true to the origin, but they made him more relatable and updated. They wanted to make it a legitimate possibility that Kara could actually agree to be with him.”
It’ll take some convincing, but when it comes to love, Gadiot says his character is ready to put in the effort.
“Mixy’s someone who’s lived for a long time, and he’s probably experienced a lot of loneliness,” the actor explains. “Then Kara comes into his consciousness, and he instantly sees not only her physical beauty, but her unique abilities.”

Of course, if he wants to win Ms. Zor-El’s hand in marriage, he’ll have to get through Mon-El first. Gadiot confirms that Kara’s two suitors find themselves at odds, though it doesn’t sound like Mixy sees Mon-El as a viable threat.
“He sees Mon-El as a fly he needs to swat away,” Gadiot says with a laugh. “Mon-El is just a pest who’s getting in the way of him being with Kara. Over the course of the episode, he becomes more and more annoying, and things get even more complicated when Mixy realizes that he and Kara already have a sort-of relationship.”

This all leads up to a Hamilton-esque duel between Mxyzptlk and Mon-El, which Gadiot says was “really fun” to shoot. Also fun? Getting to slip into Clark Kent’s iconic threads — sort of.
“I had it pointed out to me that only a few men in history have worn the Superman suit,” Gadiot says. “And then someone else pointed out that I was probably the first person to have worn the Super-Mixy suit, which has an M emblazoned on it. It’s great to be even a small part in this universe.”



Borderlands Appreciation Month → [BTPS] Day 16: Favorite NPC

“I’m a hero, baby – self-sacrifice is part of the job.” | “The things I could have DONE! Friggin’ liars – friggin’ COWARDS! They’re no better than BANDITS!” | “We’re gonna scorch the freakin’ planet in fire. There’s gonna be screaming…bandits are gonna die left and right… I can’t wait!”

“Call me Jack, honey. Handsome Jack.“

Not Ready

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Word Count: 1,600+

Warnings: None that I can think of. maybe a cuss word or two.

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Big Hero 6, 2014

July 15: I think of a unique crossover idea that I haven’t seen drawn before, and get to work on making a short comic.
July 29: I finish and post the first page of the comic!
August 4: The second page of the comic is posted, at this rate I should have the last page finished within the next week, but I run out of steam.
August 16: SE reveals a Big Hero 6 world for Kingdom Hearts III that uses the same concept I was going to reveal in page three of my comic.
August 23: I sheepishly post the last page, wishing I had finished sooner so I could say “Hey I did that first!”

So yeah! I don’t think anyone was more surprised then myself when that world was revealed. It’s a little annoying that I have no real proof so it kinda looks like I piggybacked off the canon idea, but it’s fun to know that myself and Nomura are apparently on the same wavelength!   Hopefully we’re on the same page about Kairi adventuring in the WiR worlds too.

As for what we’re getting in KHIII? I Couldn’t be more excited! I love the fact that the story takes place after the movie, that opens up many fun possibilities and scenarios. I’ll be happy to see how the gang is doing now that they’re real heroes!

kinky boots sentence starters (musical, act I)

feel free to change around pronouns, tenses, etc to best fit the person you send them to!

  • ❝Do you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is, [Name]?❞
  • ❝You’ll be next in line when my time is through.❞
  • ❝You can tell about the fella from his shoes.❞
  • ❝If you want to slip a ring on my finger, you’ll first slip these shoes on my feet.❞
  • ❝You see the price? There’s three months rent!❞
  • ❝You belong here.❞
  • ❝May you never fail to point your shoes back home.❞
  • ❝I’m happy if you’re happy.❞
  • ❝Is that really the best you can do?❞
  • ❝Your father would be proud to see you standing here.❞
  • ❝You ever heard the saying poor people stay poor because they buy cheap shoes?❞
  • ❝You can’t go back, you can’t make it last.❞
  • ❝Sometimes you’ve gotta rewrite the plot.❞
  • ❝You’ve gotta take what you’ve got.❞
  • ❝You’ve always said that you wouldn’t stay, no you wouldn’t stick around.❞
  • ❝If you’re on the wrong road, turn back.❞
  • ❝Well a girl’s gotta know how to look after herself, there are some very funny people out there.❞
  • ❝I’d give my left tit for a shoe that could stand up to me.❞
  • ❝There’s a room full of people waiting to feel normal by comparison.❞
  • ❝What else can I do?❞
  • ❝You shoved me down a flight of stairs and got suspended.❞
  • ❝Are you seriously standing me up?❞
  • ❝You’re never more than ten steps away from some sort of cross-dresser.❞
  • ❝I deserve something special.❞
  • ❝I’m so sorry, I have a terrible habit of doing the exact opposite of what people ask.❞
  • ❝Do I belong here?❞
  • ❝Am I what’s wrong here?❞
  • ❝If you can’t get women to wear them, you’ll never get them on blokes like me.❞
  • ❝Sex shouldn’t be comfy!❞
  • ❝Get to the part that applies to me.❞
  • ❝Hand me glitter, feathers, and a hot glue gun and I can make the world a pretty place.❞
  • ❝I wouldn’t trust me to babysit a cactus.❞
  • ❝And that, god help us, is where I come in.❞
  • ❝Is that a taxi or a police car? Guess i’ll find out when I offer him money!❞
  • ❝It’s just funny how you can know someone all your life and never really know them at all.❞
  • ❝You’re kind cute when you’re not so shy.❞
  • ❝Don’t wanna be another star crossed lover, we all know how that ends.❞
  • ❝You’re as clever as you are rich.❞
  • ❝I’m not my father’s son.❞
  • ❝I’m not the image of what he dreamed of.❞
  • ❝But the world seemed brighter six inches off the ground.❞
  • ❝Is this what you had in mind?❞
Hunter x Hunter Characters' Weight
  • Franklin: 225 kg (495 lbs)
  • Uvogin: 189 kg (415.8 lbs)
  • Milluki: 141 kg (311 lbs)
  • Silva: 110 kg (242 lbs)
  • Hisoka: 91 kg (200.2 lbs)
  • Leorio: 85 kg (187 lbs)
  • Phinks: 85 kg (187 lbs)
  • Nobunaga: 75 kg (165.3 lbs)
  • Shalnark: 72 kg (159 lbs)
  • Chrollo: 68 kg (149.6 lbs)
  • Illumi: 68 kg (149.6 lbs)
  • Maha: 65 kg (143 lbs)
  • Gotoh: 61 kg (134.5 lbs)
  • Kurapika: 59 kg (129.8 lbs)
  • Zeno: 58 kg (127.9 lbs)
  • Canary: 52 kg (114.6 lbs)
  • Pakunoda: 52 kg (114.6 lbs)
  • Mito: 50 kg (110.2 lbs)
  • Gon: 49 kg (107.8 lbs)
  • Killua: 49 kg (107.8 lbs)
  • Machi: 48 kg (105.6 lbs)
  • Kikyo: 47 kg (103.6 lbs)
  • Feitan: 45 kg (99 lbs)
  • Shizuku: 45 kg (99 lbs)
  • Kalluto: 35 kg (77.2 lbs)

I actually feel really bad for Jacob, He partnered with Pearl Attoway who turned out to be a Templar, then he became friends with Roth (Wont get into that whole attraction thing) He turned out to be an ass-hole willing to kill children, then Jack the Lad who turned into Jack the Ripper killed people and what Jack did to Jacob, all I am saying is I am surprised Jacob trusts anyone 

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anyhueY casual reminder that erwin has admitted and is openly willing to do illegal shit such as threaten officials / harm them and probably a whole bunch of worse, terrible shit in order to get what he needs.