but david cameron

!! SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT !!

IM SO SORRY

I NEVER MAKE THESE POSTS, EVER, BUT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME

DAVID FUCKING CAMERON IS DECIDING TO MAKE CUTS ON CAMHS, WHO HELP YOUNG PEOPLE THROUGH THEIR MENTAL ILLNESSES, WHICH PUTS THEM AT RISK ON SHUTTING DOWN

NOW, THESE PEOPLE HAVE HELPED ME. A LOT. THEY’VE HELPED ME FIND THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER THOUGHT AND WITHOUT THEM HELPING WITH MY ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION, I WOULD BE DEAD. AND SO MANY OTHER YOUNG PEOPLE WILL BE IF THEY GET CLOSED OFF.

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION, DAVID CAMERON SHOULD BE HELPING CAMHS, NOT FUCKING MAKING CUTS

https://www.change.org/p/david-cameron-mp-stop-cuts-to-young-people-s-mental-health-services

bazoolium asked:

david cameron.

I’M CRYING BECAUSE THE QUESTION FOR THIS IS ‘TELL US YOUR FAVOURITE JOKE’ AND MY FAVOURITE JOKE IS DAVID CAMERON

ahem. other than that, I have a fondness for Soviet jokes, so here goes.

A Polish man called, predictably, Jan, goes to the shops in the late 1980s. There’s a queue outside the butchers, and he stands there for four hours only to see the person in front of him in the line being turned away because they’ve run out of meat. Jan is, predictably, a bit pissed off, and he starts yelling. So a nearby Red Army soldier comes across to talk to him and so Jan starts saying his prayers because there is a very big gun under his arm. But the soldier just says ‘please, sir, you must not cause such a fuss in public’.

When he gets home, his wife takes one look at him and says, ‘don’t tell me, they’ve run out of meat’.

‘Worse,’ replies Jan. ‘They’ve run out of bullets.’

Scrap the unelected and undemocratic House of Lords

Today the SNP called for the unelected, undemocratic House of Lords to be scrapped. The move comes on the back of reports that David Cameron is to press ahead with the appointment of around 200 new peers, bringing the total to over 1000.

Pete Wishart, MP, our Shadow Leader of the House of Commons said:

“The House of Lords has never been held in such contempt by the Scottish people who see it as nothing other than a repository for the cronies and donors of the UK parties. With its Lords, Ladies, Baronets and Earls it can only be described as the most absurd and ridiculous legislature anywhere in the world. Even though it currently dwarves the elected chamber, David Cameron, seems hell-bent on increasing this bizarre bloated institution even further.

“The public are rightly concerned about the increasing costs of the Parliament, and the Government is currently considering reducing the number of elected members in the course of this Parliament. There can therefore be no reason for doing the opposite in the unelected House of Lords.

“Instead, what we should be looking at is the abolition of the whole chamber and the creation of a 21st century fit-for-purpose democratic House free of 17th century forelock tugging and deference. The current House of Lords is beyond reform and it must now be cleared out and reconstituted on firm democratic principles.

“An unelected chamber has no place in a modern society and House of Lords reform has been promised by generations of UK political leaders. The public are growing angrier by the day by the antics of those who inhabit this gold plated, red-upholstered Narnia. As the cost of sustaining all these Lords and Baronenesses continues to grow – Scottish Lords alone cost the taxpayer over £2million a year – Scottish families are increasingly relying on food banks in austerity ridden Tory UK.

“Action is needed and it is needed now. The House of Lords is a relic that can no longer be afforded in a modern democracy and it is now time for it to go.“

All those in favour say aye!

Chris Law MP

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The Daily Censored » UK PM David Cameron explains .01% policy: ‘Destroy nation-states to invent our own barbaric realm’

“What corporate media won’t address are these Emperor’s New Clothes facts of the wars the UK, US, and Israel wage on “extremism” that absolutely prove Cameron, Obama, Bush, and other war-mongers are extreme War Criminals:

Two treaties from Earth’s two world wars make UK, US, Israel wars unlawful Wars of Aggression, the most extreme crime a nation can commit.
All reasons for current wars are disclosed by official government admission as having been known to be false as they were told.
The UK Chilcot Inquiry disclosed that all 27 Foreign Affairs Department attorneys conclude UK current wars unlawful, with not one available argument for justification from a single attorney.

Governments have been vicious killers over the last 100 years, using Orwellian “self-defense” rhetoric to cover offensive and illegal Wars of Aggression. The US has started 201 foreign armed attacks since WW2, causing the world’s peoples to conclude in polling that the US is indeed #1 as the most threatening nation to world peace. The US-started armed attacks have killed ~30 million and counting; 90% of these deaths are innocent children, the elderly and working civilian women and men. US armed attacks have war-murdered more than Hitler’s Nazis, and continue a long history of lie-began US Wars of Aggression. Indeed, this history of lie-began wars of empire by the .01% class are powerfully documented from Roman historians.”

Me in politics class #1

So I went to a taster day thing at college the other week, basically just to try out the subjects I’d pick and see whether I wanted to stick with them. First up was Politics and Government. It was a class of 10 or so. I was sat with my friends, minding my own business, then the teacher began handing out sheets of paper.

On each of them were the pictures of 6 politicians. I INSTANTLY KNEW WHO THEY ALL WERE AND WHAT THEIR ROLES WERE. 

David Cameron, Nicola Sturgeon, Caroline Lucas, Jeremy Corbyn, Hilary Clinton, Alexis Tsipras, Nigel Farage and Andy Burnham (yay).

The teacher started with David Cameron. I just sat back like pffft that one is sooo obvious. Then this happened:

Teacher: and who can name the next one?

*silence*

Me: Nicola Sturgeon.

Teacher: And what role does she have?

Me: She’s the leader of the SNP and the First Minister of Scotland.

Teacher: Exactly!

*everyone else looking at me like I’m an alien*

Friend- What the actual fuck.

WHAT IS SO UNUSUAL ABOUT THIS

July 14 2015 - Hunt saboteurs celebrate as a vote meant to repeal the fox hunting ban is called off by David Cameron, as he realised him and his disgusting, inbred, upper class tory buddies didn’t have enough votes to win, after the SNP promised to vote against lifting the ban. [video]

theguardian.com
David Cameron open to idea of workers saving up to fund own sick pay
PM’s spokeswoman says he is prepared to consider making people pay into savings accounts to cover periods of illness or unemployment
By Rowena Mason

Dear David Cameron and Iain Demon Smith,

We actually already have some stuff a bit like you describe. There’s one thing you might have heard of called Statutory Sick Pay and another thing called Employment and Support Allowance, both of which cover people who are too sick to work. There’s also something called Jobseekers Allowance, which covers people when they become employed. The purpose of these things is to provide for people when they are unable to provide for themselves. In fact, the money is raised in much the same way as you describe: by people paying into the system when they are able to.

The system works extremely well. You pay national insurance and tax when you’re in work. When you become sick or unemployed, you are entitled to benefits, a right that seems natural given what you’ve already paid in and what your parents and grandparents have paid in before you.

The current system has an additional advantage in that people who have never been able to work and never will be able to work are covered by the contributions of people who are much more fortunate. This is a system based on a principle called human empathy. You might wanna look it up in your dictionary, it’s somewhere between “egotist” and “evil.”

I’m sorry about your dash but the Tories did a thing that made all the British cry and angry and want to punch all of them in the fucking face with their ‘There was no reason to fucking lower our budget cuts’ fists and with help from tons of under 25’s who CAN’T even go to university or school because of their education is even more less important than being a rich motherfucker who don’t even pay their own taxes, therefore; I am going to be one of them under 25 students. WELL DONE, TORIES, YOU DESERVE A MEDAL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. 

Every generation seems to be scared of its youth, but this time we’ve let the government actually declare war on them.

Young people are being hammered by the Tories because they don’t vote in large enough numbers for them to be politically dangerous, but also because the government can rely on the consistent votes of pensioners and the managerial class who buy this rhetoric of no-good kids wanting something for nothing.

This despite the fact those older generations took advantage of things when they were young like low-cost housing and free university education which aren’t afforded to those under-35.

Yes, we need to increase levels of political engagement among the under-30s, but we also need to counteract and stop taking part in this toxic anti-‘millennial’ propaganda, which paints young people as selfie-obsessed, work-shy, lolling imps. They’re the most vulnerable human beings in our society and we’re letting them be crushed to death by some old men in suits.