but damn i can see why

Cass can’t win a freakin’ HOH unless her dad comes in and wins it for her. I’m not scared of Cassandra. I don’t know why you guys think Cassandra is this great player. She’s not. She has a big mouth, she talks too much. And she gives people anxiety, people see right through her game. She’s not a good player. I don’t know why people think she’s this great player, she sucks. And I want her gone. She’s annoying as shit. If that’s her game, of annoying people to death, then the bitch is winning. I can’t stand her, I want her gone. She’s a liar and a manipulator and I will be damned if I let this girl play me in this house, and play me in DR, and to these cameras. - IKA WONG

jungkook acne appreciation

so anti’s are acting like jungkook’s acne is a issue! actually i love it. jungkook is so handsome and talented and he is such a genuinely good person and the fact that he has acne just makes him more human. for fans who feel ugly for having acne – for just being human – it’s so nice to see an idol who is so beautiful and loved struggle with something as mundane as acne <3 so i actually love it. i love him and i think its nice that we get to see him as a human instead of an unattainable idol.

and take a look – he isn’t any less handsome 

his cute little bunny smile!!!

slay me kookie i love him so much

lashes ~~~ why is our kookie so handsome

HIS EYES ARE JUST! so beautiful

HES A SQUISHY SLEEPY BABY WHO JUST WOKE UP so handsome

MELANIN COME THRU!!!!! so damn handsome

as you can see everyone is dumb and kookie with acne is super handsome and loveable and if you have a problem with it then u can suck my fat dick <3 

Every Fandom Ever
  • first off, screaming. why do we scream so much? no one will truly know
  • sHIPPING EVERYTHING. THERE ARE NO LIMITS. also, ship wars
  • headcanon where everything’s the same except everyone’s gay
  • crying and sobbing to an intense level (we have no chill, i swear)
  • oh the references… so many references. and MEMES. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMES
  • “I NEED THE NEXT SEASON/BOOK/ALBUM/GAME/ETC.”
  • fanfiction… we’ve all been there
  • having a tumblr obviously
  • your husband/wife not being real (why are fictional people so hot??) also i’ve adopted multiple sons?? *sees a smol bean* “I’m adopting it”
  • super protective about your fandom
  • i want merch. but it’s so damn expensive??
  • “lolol im trash”
  • knowing all of the words
  • wanting to go to conventions and concerts but CAN’T
  • scaring our non-fandom friends…
  • being broke.
  • desperately wanting to be with them (as in fictional characters, celebs,and etc.)
  • having pride. just being really proud of this weird ass community
  • giving yourself weird titles (Examples: a Trekkie, phan)
  • having this huge loving family on the internet. honestly, i think it’s the sweetest thing, that we’re able to bond over this thing that we find meaningful. 

Originally posted by stitchholdsmyheart

Note: i’m not trying to be rude, just poking at my own fandoms. i also understand different fandoms have their own quirks. Hope you found this amusing~ admin daria

4

“Look, I know you doubt me, I know you always have. And you’re right. I often think of Bag End. I miss my books. And my armchair. And my garden. See, that’s where I belong. That’s home. That’s why I came back, ‘cause you don’t have one. A home. It was taken from you. But I will help you take it back if I can.”

The Final Problem being John's mind palace after being shot in TLD means the following:

1) Like Moriarty was Sherlock’s inner demon, Eurus is John’s inner demon. Notice she’s bisexual, she blatantly makes that reference.

2) All John wanted for Christmas five years ago was five minutes unsupervised with Sherlock’s inner demon. That was the Christmas during A Scandal in Belgravia, when John was hung up on whether or not Sherlock loved Irene. Can you believe this? That’s all John wanted – and you saw how that sexual tension played out in TFP. That’s all John wanted for Christmas. That’s why he kept asking “Do you think you’ll be seeing her again?” and “Has he had a relationship ever?” — John’s darkest demons wanted that sexual intimacy. Damn it, i can’t believe they’re doing this to us.

3) Eurus needs help landing, just like Sherlock in TAB. The mirrors complete perfectly.

4) Because of what water means in literary subtext, John had feelings for a boy when he was young, only for his parents to find out and place him behind glass – they repressed him emotionally. As an adult he lives behind it still, but can leave at any time if he chooses to. However, he needs Sherlock to touch the glass, to break through. Through touch, through love, can he dismantle the glass.

5) John thinks Mycroft is a prissy little bitch.

Things I LOVED about BatB 2017:

• The Prince’s make-up in the beginning, like hot DAMN
• The Prince’s Disney villain laugh, don’t ask me why, but that was so sexy
• Maurice singing
• Gaston and LeFou = dream duo
• Gaston actually being nice in the beginning
• Belle actually trying to escape
• Getting to know about Belle’s and the Prince’s childhood
• Days in the Sun, it made me cry
• THE PRINCE AS KID
• Everything about the ballroom scene
• EVERMOREEEEEEEEE
• LeFou’s character developement
• The look on the Prince’s face after the transformation - you can SEE how much he loves Belle and that made me melt
• The whole ending scene
• The dance at the end
• Belle’s and the Prince’s outifts in the end
• Especially the Prince’s, like did you see how beautiful that blue outfit was???
• The GROWL!!!
• The whole cast
• The whole soundtrack


Let’s just say I loved nearly everything about it. Gonna watch it again tomorrow.

4
hamilton characters as club penguin bans
  • Washington: Stop screaming children it will be over soon
  • Jefferson to Lafayette: I could kill you right now, no one would hear you scream, I could go back and pretend to be you, they wouldn't even realize you were missing
  • Hercules: Fashion police, you're definitely under arrest
  • Aaron: You're tearing this family apart, god damn why can't you do it right
  • Alexander: 911 what is your emergency, what do you mean you're being murdered, people can't do that.
  • Jefferson: Put it on the menu
  • Alexander: You should jump cos no one likes you lol
  • Angelica: When I see stars I think of you, because you're only beautiful from a distance
  • Peggy: I heard you like the bad penguins, I don't want to brag but, I didn't sign up with my parents permission
  • Alexander: Help I can't swim
  • Angelica: Your point
  • Alexander: I'm drowning
  • Angelica: And I'm reading
  • Hercules: I live a hard life and work a dangerous job, i work as an officer for the fashion police
  • Angelica: That's not a good thing
  • Seabury: Thank you all for coming *no one is there*
  • King George: Have you ever heard of stranger danger
  • Aaron: Girl r u trash bc I want to take you out
  • Alex: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one
  • John: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine
  • Madison to Jefferson: What the fuck purple
  • Eliza: Magic mirror, will I ever find love
  • Mirror: Ask again later
  • Alex: I like you
  • Ang: Me?
  • Eliza: No he meant me
  • Hercules: Dora your never going to get there with boots
  • Maria: I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch
  • Hamilton: Can I pay you in swag
  • Eliza: What the flipper
  • Peggy: Why would you swear like that
  • Maria: Was abandoned, is alone and sad
  • Washington: Locked up because my eyebrow game was to strong
  • Jefferson/Aaron: Smooth as butter
2

Imagine your favourite squad member breaking into your house through a window but they immediately regret it since your sass is too much for them.

~

I was woken suddenly with a sound of smashed glass and I rushed through to the hall.

Some bastard had broken my window!

“ See you people! You villains with your dramatic entrances! I’m sick of it! Do you know how much replacing a window costs? Do you know how much hiring a glazier to come and fix the damn expensive window costs? NO! Why can’t you use the door like an ordinary human being! ” I was ranting for so long they didn’t even get a chance to talk.

I took their ear and dragged them to the front door and opened it and put them on the doormat.

“ Knock! ” I said before slamming the door.

A sheepish knock came from outside.

I took a deep breath and opened the door.

“ Yes? What can I do for you? ” I asked.

“ Can we use your apartment for a hiding spot? ” they asked.

“ Of course. Be careful, there’s smashed glass at the end of the hallway. ” I said.

When a nigga start fucking with you he never like/comment on your pics. & I find that soooo corny Lmaoo like why? All of a sudden niggas become too cool for it lol. Knowing damn well they lurking madddd hard. Like God forbid he comments something nice on ur pic GOD FORBID!! 🙄🙄 why can’t niggas keep showing the same love they were showing when they was trying to get with the girl. Then niggas wanna get tight when they see other niggas commenting all over her pic. Shit, somebody gotta do it. Compliment ya shorty, girls love getting love from their man. It lets her know you still thirst for her. Ya’ll gotta do better.

my top 10 BL otps/ships (♥.♥)

i have a damn long list ! believe me imma hardcore fujoshi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

p.s those only are MY top 10 otps/ships in real life and they’re not arranged in order, all of them have the same amount of love in my wild heart ♥

  • ChanBaek/BaekYeol “because chanbaek is love … chanbaek is life
  • SeBaek/HunBaek “because i’m a fuckin’ kinky hoe, why wouldn’t i love that TOUCH MY BODY ship… pffff xDsorry chanyeol
  • EunHae “who fuckin’ doesn’t ship this?!
  • MyungJong “maybe it’s love, maybe it’s a sexual tension, but there’s something and i can see it damn well!!
  • JRen “because fuckin’ confess already Kim Jong Hyun, if you didn’t yet -.-!!!
  • 2Min “once you’re into this, there’s no escape.. and they’re fuckin’ hot!!!
  • SeJin “discovered them today and they became in my top list…why? look at this gif!!!!!! that’s what i’m talkin’ about!

someone horny for the maknae 24/7

  • VinSeop “gay and fabulous (♥.♥)
  • HanJoo “because you gotta respect the one-sided love effort
  • YuZhou “Chinese otp from drama Addicted Heroin♥ and there’s a HUGE thing going on between those two not just in the drama

…..

  • update 7/11/2016: MEanie grinding & humping but still being super fluffy & cute kind of couple

i forget them.. i forget to add them!!! ‘cuz imma stupid bich (how dare me?)
im guilty af for forgetting about ‘em sorry

My Reaction While Watching the Never Ever MV

T.W. Lots of cussing


  • Holy fuck its starting
  • OMFG MY CHILDREN BAMBAM YUGYEOM LOOKS SO GOOD
  • ohh the group outfits look on point
  • Why do they look so emo??
  • YES YUGYEOM SING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PART
  • NO I AM NOT READY
  • YES PRINCE JINYOUNG
  • Jackson GOT FIRST RAP
  • Ohhh now JB is sining okay okay I can survive this
  • Nope now Im dead but Mark looooooks really good
  • MOM: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?!?
  • ME: BECAUSE LOOK AT YOUNGJAE MAMI!!! HE’S SO CUTE!!
  • DOING WERID HAND MOTIONS AND SUPER GIDDY CAUSE OF YOUNGJAE
  • Jackson needs to wear turtle necks more often
  • Why are you letting GOT7 drive!? You clearly didn’t see them practically fail the fuck out of their driving test
  • Bambam looks so breath taking 
  • OH SEE!!! THEY CRASHED THEIR CAR INTO THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE DONT LET THEM DRIVE
  • Damn Jackson trying to a Superhero and smash through that wall.. told y'all in my imagine he would have super human strength and ruin shit
  • The choreography looks really spot on
  • YES JACKSON YES KEEP RAPPING WANG PUPPY
  • Oh god mark no stop right now
  • Jinyoung you look like a lost child sitting in that thing
  • WHY IS THERE MORE WATER AND DROWNING INVOLVED!? STOP TRYING TO KILL JINYOUNG
  • More group shots #imdeadinside
  • WHERE THE FUCK DID YOUNGJAE GET THAT HAMMER!? Don’t hurt yourself but you look so cute though
  • Mark is the only one who dived into the water to save Jinyoung. 
  • MARKJIN IS REAL!! All of y’all are fake as fuck friends, this is why he hates y’all a majority of the time
  • Yes keep putting JB in the center of the group dances, I like suffering
  • “I wont make you cry again, don’t worry”  Im sorry Youngjae I can’t hear you over my loud uncontrollable sobbing
  • Oh no not Yugyeom again
  • IS JINYOUNG DEAD OR NAH!?
  • What do you mean I belong to you? I belong to no one
  • WHY IS JINYOUNG ON THAT TABLE CHAIR THING WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DOCTORS TRYING TO SAVE HIM!?!? 
  • ohh okay more dancing
  • Sooo Bambam is that the new type of vaping or what?? But your eyes look good
  • OKAy group dancing I GET IT Y’ALL DANCE
  • OMFG WHAT WAS THE MOVE!?!? Thought that was some exorcist type of shit or something
  • Ahhh back to a dead Jinyoung
  • Bambam looks so pretty just standing there… He belong in an art museum 
  • Of course a fucking dab
  • OMFG JINYOUNG IS ALIVE
  • 15/10 acting
  • give them an oscar, golden globe, grammy, GIVE THEM EVERYTHING
2

“Well damn, I did not see that coming,” Sirius gasps in shock. James frowns slightly, “Why didn’t you tell us?” You laughs softly, “As much as I love you guys, I don’t tell you everything for a reason.” Sirius scoffs, “Why not?” You grins, “Because you’re both already coming up with different to kill the guy.” James glares playfully at you, “Whose to say we won’t?” You roll your eyes, “You can’t kill Remus.” Their eyes widen, “What?!” Remus sighs from behind you, “Probably shouldn’t have told them, love.”

Requested By: Anonymous

MythBusters  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Holy crap, RUN!”
  • “Here comes chaos!”
  • “QUACK, damn you!”
  • “When in doubt… C-4.”
  • “Am I missing an eyebrow?”
  • “Well, there’s your problem…”
  • “Failure is ALWAYS an option!”
  • “Generally, I prefer a little bit more.”
  • “I always enjoy seeing _____ in pain.”
  • “This is starting to feel like a BAD idea….”
  • “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
  • “Our Death Ray doesn’t seem to be working.”
  • “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing, right?”
  • “High explosives and electricity, WHOO HOO!”
  • “This is why we can never have anything nice…”
  • “If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.”
  • “Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.”
  • “This is one of those ‘What the hell am I doing?’ moments.”  
  • “Remember, don’t try this at home. We’re what you call EXPERTS.”
  • “I think that was one of the most destructive things I’ve ever done. That was cool!”
  • “I think this thing could hurt you. I think we’re about to find out whether it will hurt you.”
  • “Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down!”
  • “You know, I promised my mom and dad I wouldn’t do anything stupid after I got out of college.”
6

‘Once in a lifetime, that perfect wave comes along. Not to big, not too small; and the surfer has to act fast or he stands to miss the ride of his life.’

“Hey Patrick, you wanna see something cool?!

“You bet!”

“Down here! … See? It’s a picture of Squidward!!!”

Woooow…

(s6, spongebob squarepants vs the big one)

i just can’t even begin to fathom this. he’s being taught how to surf, and yet he interrupts in the middle because he’s super excited to show patrick… a picture of squidward. underwater. i’m just… he’s SO damn thirsty holy shit, WHY DOES HE JUST RANDOMLY HAVE THAT IN HIS POCKET

Masterlist

One Shots (Dean Winchester X Reader)

Uncle Dean to the Rescue

Smells Like Dean Spirit

The Bet

What’s So Super About It?

Eyes Are A Mirror Of the Soul (Soulmates)

Surprise, Surprise

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Where Do We Go From Here?

Mall Santa

And Still They Come (CYOSA Nov ‘16)

Dean Picks Truth (CYOSTODA) March ‘17

One Shots (Sam Winchester X Reader)

Sam’s Christmas Present

That’s What Makes You Beautiful

You’ll Always Be My Valentine

Can’t Bring Me With You

PMS, Red Wine, and Dr.Seuss

Take Me With You

I’ve Got You

Sweet and Lowdown

Beach Day

Not On My Watch

Jealousy is a Green-eyed Bitch

Snow Day

Under the Mistletoe

The One With the Blind Dates

Its 5o’clock Somewhere, Right?

I Hate Myself For Loving You (A/B/O Alpha! Soulless Sam/Omega Reader)

I’ve Got This 

One Shots (Other SPN Characters)

A Little Slice of Heaven   (Castiel)

Everything Has Changed  (Gabriel)

One Shots (No Pairing)

Sam’s Twin

The Winchester Gospels

The Photo Op

When the Hunters Meet the Slayer

What’s that Damn Song?

Overprotective Much?

Who Stole My Candy?

The Prank King

Dean and Disco Don”t Mix

Dog Day Afternoon

Driver Picks the Movie

And Another Reason Why Blind Dates Are a Bad Idea (CYOSA Sept ‘16)

Fear

Sam Winchester Goes To Stanford

Because I Knew You

One Shots (Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier/Sebastian Stan)

Small But Mighty

So You Speak Romanian?

A/B/O Series(Alpha! Sam/Omega! Reader)

Doctor, Doctor, Can’t You See I‘m Burning? (Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5)(6)(7)

Keep You Safe (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

None of Your Business  (AU) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15)

Political Animals (AU) (2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)(9)

Political Animals-The First Meeting (drabble)

Sam X Reader Series

Devil With a Blue Shirt (Part 2)(Part 3)

Nobody’s Angel (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

Sobriety is Highly Overrated (Part 2)

And Throw Away the Key   (Part 2) (Part 3)

Who needs A Soulmate Anyway?  (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4)

Sit Still, Look Pretty (Soulless!Sam)

In Name Only (1)(2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) ON  HAITUS

Reflections (Part 1) (Part 2)

Jared X Reader Series

The Contest  (2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)(9)(10)(11)(12)(13)(14)(15)(16)(17)(18)(19)

The Contest-The First Meeting (drabble)

Dean X Reader Series

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better (Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5)(Part 6) (7)

A Winchester Christmas Carol (Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)

Misc. Series (No Pairing)

Something Tells Me We’re Not At the Con Anymore, Dorothy  (Part 2)

Charlie’s Adventures in Oz

EPISODE 5 HAS BLESSED US

Yuri on Ice Ep 5 spoilers ahead

I just can’t believe all that happened. My initial thoughts, don’t even look for coherance here

PLOT THINGS (that’s right, I pay attention to that):


  • - Viktor really being a damn good coach, regardless of Yuuri listening or not
  • - honestly, Yuuri rebelling against Viktor’s suggestions is a kind of confidence in itself. he’s trusting his own judgement for once
  • - Yuuri’s game face, he’s so intense, in it to win it, i can so see why Minami idolizes him
  • - Yuuri attempting to be a good idol to Minami (Viktor knows all about being someone’s idol, eh)
  • - Yuuri having FUN in competitions again, his love for skating has returned!
  • - so many fucking jumps, damn Yuuri, u show those youngsters u still got it
  • - VIKTOR IS NOT YAKOV. he’ll always support Yuuri even if that little nosebleeding katsudon don’t follow instructions. DEVELOPMENT IN COACHING STYLE
  • - just Yuuri not feeling alone anymore b/c Viktor gives him such strength and emotional support - THAT FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE

HIGHLIGHTS (AKA FROM SKATING BOYFRIENDS TO SKATING HUSBANDS):

  • - Yuuri has a plushie tissue box that he brings to competitions, like Yuzuru Hanyu
  • - Viktor spreading vasaline onto Yuuri’s lips b/c that’s totally part of his duty as coach
  • - as well as fixing his hair so tenderly
  • - and long heartfelt hugs, cradling each other’s necks
  • - and that other hug purposefully in front of the reporters so everyone will know Yuuri is his
  • - just at no point did they stop touching each other besides when Yuuri was skating and even then, Yuuri was constantly thinking of Viktor - LITERALLY A VIKTOR MONTAGE
  • - ONLY PERSON YUURI CARES ABOUT WHEN HE’S DONE IS OFC VIKTOR
  • - “SEDUCE ME WITH ALL THAT YOU HAVE”
  • - Viktor realizing Yuuri is skating just for him?? 
  • - that press conference WTF
  • - NO SERIOUSLY
  • - “VIKTOR IS THE FIRST PERSON I’VE EVER WANTED TO HOLD ON TO. NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS AND AM STRONGER FOR IT…”
  • - HE SAID THAT. ON LIVE TELEVISION. WHAAAATTTTTT

Things I’m just excited to see in Ep 6:
- the skater from China!!!!
- Beijing in general
- Phichit shipping Victuuri harder than any of us
- Viktor cuddling Yuuri while watching the competition

In conclusion:

Ho ho! I can just see Draco losing his damn mind every time Harry Bloody Potter gets on the Hogwarts Express in muggle clothes. (Especially when they start to fit him)

Draco completely silent on the outside and screaming in his head-
“WHAT IS THAT BASTARD WEARING? WHY DOES HIS BEHIND LOOK LIKE THAT??”

Pansy is like “Draco? Are you ok?”

“PANSY I JUST DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!” He goes stomping away.

Pansy is like -“Salazar why is he SO extra?”