This is Dude. He’s a very chubby boy who loves to cuddle. He’s the biggest cat we have, but he has the smallest meow. (The other cat pictured is Pooh- she likes to scream and get on top of the fridge for attention).
he will wrap his arms around you so gently and so selflessly and you will try to wrap your head around the feeling of his warmth seeping into you. he will lace his fingers through yours and you won’t notice that the stains from those before him are fading until they are gone. your legs will intertwine and you will descend to what must be heaven because you’ll wear you’ve never seen anyone look more like an angel.
when other people insult my dog i think about it for DAYS because how could you do that? what has he done to deserve this? leave him alone!! like yes, hes ugly, yes, hes fuckin dumb, but only i’m allowed to say that! you dont know him like that!! you aint fuckin homies!! fuck you!