but climbing is not fun

Sometimes I like to think about what utter awkward dorks Harry and Draco are.

Like come on guys Harry has no chill he is not suave. Can you imagine him trying to flirt with Draco in 8th year? Just sort of brash and bumbling but sincere and Draco has no fucking idea what to do with himself.

Because let’s be honest this is Draco Malfoy the boy who climbed a god damn tree to make fun of Harry so if you try to tell me in 8th year is suddenly suave and cool and a perfect flirt just…no.

More likely he does something equally awkward and ridiculous (but for the first time in his life utterly sincere) and Harry just stops dead in his tracks when he walks into his dorm room and sees it covered in hundreds of secret admirer letters.

And Harry just stands there shell shocked when Draco walks in (because it’s 8th year so of fucking course they are dorm mates) and Draco is not so subtly pretending to read his potions book.

“What’s going on?” Draco asks trying to sound smooth, and desperately hoping he isn’t blushing.

“What the hell did you do, Malfoy?” Harry asks, starting to laugh when Draco drops his book in surprise, staring at Potter with wide eyes.

“I was joking,” Harry says quietly, staring at Draco with an unreadable expression.
“Did you really do this?”

“Don’t let your ego get too big Potter it was just a-” but Draco doesn’t finish his sentence because Harry is suddenly standing in front of him, his own face flushed and confused and before Draco can stop himself he’s grabbing Potter’s tie and tugging him forward into a kiss that’s equal parts desperation and perfection.

Another one of those “humans are weird and scary” posts. 

The fact that people will climb on mountains or tall places. For fun. Like, extreme parkour or extreme selfie taking? (You know, where people will go on one of the tallest buildings in a city and go to the very tippy top to hold out a selfie stick?) 

Aliens would be so freaked out by this. Imagine, you’re an alien and you happen to hear two of your human companions talking about stuff they do to entertain themselves.

Human 1: *laughs* yeah, man, this one time I climbed to the top of a crane that was working on a building. Nearly fell off too.

Alien: Y-you mean to say that you willingly put yourself in danger?

Human 2: Yeah! It gets the adrenaline rushing, gives you a thrill. Almost like a high! Ha! See what I did there? 

Alien: Yes, Brad, but why would you think that’s a good idea?! Your bodies are not meant to sustain falls from large distances!

Human 1: Oh, yeah, tons of people have died doing that stuff. Parkour is pretty dang scary. But that’s what makes it so fun!

Alien: YOU THINK IT’S FUN!?

Got7 when you sit on their lap and snuggle up to them

Jackson:

At first, when you climbed on his lap, he would all giggly, making fun of you a little. He just loved to make you blush. But in the end he wouldn’t let you get off so easily, since he actually thought you were to cute for this world.

“Wait, stay, stay! I didn’t want to make fun of you.”

Originally posted by got7ish

Jaebum:

He would be wondering what the hell you were trying to do, but as soon as he realized you were sitting on his lap, snuggling up to him, he would smile widely. He would hug you back, just being very happy to have you in his life. As soon as he got bored tho, he would try to start a make out session.

Originally posted by magiccastles

 

Youngjae:


That little sunshine

He would absolutly love it, holding you tighter and burying his face in the crook of your neck, telling you how cute you were. Moments like that would be his favorite about your relationship.

“Yah (Y/N), how can you be so adorable?”

Originally posted by huggableyoungjae

 

Yugyeom:

 

When you suddenly tried to climb on his lap, he would be like ‘Wtf is she doing’. But he would melt quite fast when you snuggled up to him, telling him you wanted to cuddle. He wouldn’t be able to hide his smile, thinking how lucky he was. However, when dance training starts, be prepared to get pushed of.

that savage

Originally posted by chichangyu

Jinyoung:

 

I don’t know why, but he doesn’t seem like the type of boyfriend who would love to have you on his lap. He would start laughing when you sat down on his lap, thinking it was somehow cute. But he would get enough very soon, asking you to cuddle in another position.

“I mean, this is quite cute, but my legs are gone dead… Let’s move to the couch?”

Originally posted by markjin

Mark:

 

Mark would also love it. He might seem like a 'Bad Boy’ with his tattoos and stuff, but he would just love you being all cute and adorable. He would most probably be used to it, helping you to get on his lap and pulling you closer. The two of you would understand each other without words.

“Come here, jagi~~”

Originally posted by jinmarkk

 

Bam Bam:

 

Proud af. First thing he would do is a selfie with you on his lap, wanting everybody to see that you were his and only his. He wouldn’t even mind someone coming in. If he was in a cuddly mood that day, he would also snuggle up to you. If he wasn’t, he might get bored after some time.

“You know, I love cuddling and stuff, but we could go shopping!”

Originally posted by kunpimuak


 

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Should I make BTS or Monsta X Version?

This isn’t relevant, but it sure is fun! Now, who knows enough about rock climbing to not drop me 45 feet?
—  Physics 1 Professor, asking for a volunteer to hold the other end of the rope he just used to pull himself to the ceiling of the lecture hall on a seat via pulley system

never forget on wgm when taemin and naeun had minho and key over for dinner and it was the first time that naeun met minho and key and they didnt even come in through the door bc they got bored of waiting and climbed in the window instead and just spent the entire time making fun of taemin and eventually they left and taemin and naeun collapsed on the floor in the hallway and started complaining about how exhausting minho and key were and then they went into the living room and key and minho were sitting on their sofa and it turned out they had climbed back in through the window to surprise them and taemin just

Maps can be confusing - but don’t worry, Kerrin is probably just enjoying the climb - even if their goal isn’t reached anytime soon. ;)

A super fun commission I got from @tokicha, who did an amazing job! :D It also features @goattrain‘s Al, who is the navigator here! He’s… Probably holding the map upside down.

Thanks again to @tokicha for this super fun picture. Awesome work! :D

alright folks here comes my lazytown au

camp lazy,

an au in which lazytown is one of those summer camps for misbehaving children to get them back on track.

Robbie: he is 19 years old and is the camp counselor, he only works there because he needs community service hours to get into drama school, at least he says thats why, he honestly just likes the job and the young friends he makes, the naughty kids remind him of himself, ( COUGH also hot dad sportacus COUGH) and always makes excesses as to why he cant leave the next year for college. He likes to mess with the kids and encourage their bad behavior while no other adults are around, giving them sweets, letting them go on their phones, letting them swear, etc.

Sportacus: He is 30 years old, and is the activity director/ cook. He does all the physical activities with the kids, soccer, rock climbing, swimming, and knows how to make them fun! He also prepares healthy sportcandy meals for them. Pretty much camp dad. He tries to get robbie to exercise but it doesnt ever work. 

Stephanie: the mayor is the owner of the camp, and steph is 16, so during summer vacation she goes to the camp as a volunteer. She works as a counselor and she does the arts and crafts activities. The kids all love her, so even though she isnt that much older then them, she still is the camps favorite employee.

the mayor/ bessie: As i said, he is the owner of the camp, bessie is the camp nurse.

ibuprofen/ glanni: ipro is the camp security guard, while glanni is the janitor. Glanni uses his job and all they keys and maps he gets to cause problems and attempt to steal from the campers, but is constantly being foiled by ipro and his hella good security skills.

the kids: The kids are all their canon ages n shit, just a bunch of bad kids being scared straight with fun and sports.