but believe me if this shit happens

Sadie had received a call just when she was about to take her coffee which is why she didn’t realize she had taken the wrong cup until she took a sip once out of the place. “Shit,” she mumbled. “I’m gonna have to call you later,” she said, turning trying to find the person who might be the owner of this coffee. “Hey, "I’m sorry I believe I might have taken by mistake your cup of coffee,” she said, holding the cup and showing the person the name on it.

So there's a movie coming out about the holodomor

I just want to get a few things out of the way because I know tumblr and how they react to this.

-yes the cast is white Irish/Englishman portraying Eastern Europeans
-Yes they speak in very English accents
-yes there is a somewhat forced heterosexual subplot

But please. For the love of God. Don’t. Boycott it over this. This film is about genocide. About the systematic killing of Ukrainians. There has never been a film about this, it’s never taught in any history book, and to this day Russia denies it ever happened.

This movie is so critical, and as a Ukrainian I am begging you not to shit on it and go full sjw for not accurately depicting the people of the region. Believe me we, Ukrainians, do not fucking care that the representation is not 100% accurate. Seriously, every Ukrainian in the comments of the trailer is begging people to forget about the English accents and are just relieved people are finally learning about this. we want our story heard and we want the world to be aware of Ukrainian suffering and take interest in the nations current state of affairs. Please support Bitter Harvest when it comes out in February.

1. Let’s take a shower together with the lights off. Let’s leave our insecurities in the brightness.

2. I like the way you look at me when you’re laughing. I like the way you know it’s my favorite sound.

3. Let me wear your sweater. Let me sit in your bed and listen to you tell me about how you were as a kid.

4. I like the way you talk about all the people before me like they didn’t come close. I like the way you make me feel like the only one who has ever had a chance.

5. I know forever is a shot in the dark, and love is fleeting and people are cynical and sometimes shit happens, but listen. I want to be that one shot in the dark. I want it to be us in the end. I want to be the story people tell in thirty years because no one fucking believed that we’d make it.

—  Let’s Make It. // Love Thoughts, Pt. 1

oh wow look at those two go

This scene…

I believe this was much more than Yurio acting like a little shit in front of Victor.

And what caught my attention were the similarities between this scene and Yuuri’s and Yurio’s scene in episode 9. But why’s this? Well hear me on this one.

Yurio knows, he knows Victor’s still having trouble to decide what to do next. Everything that’ll happened after the Grand Prix, Victor seems confident and prepared, but leaving the world of skating, which has been part of him for more than 20 years, is not something he can do over the course of a day.

Victor’s struggling, and now that ring opens a door for a new life… something which was not there before. Victor Nikiforov has been standing alone for so many years, and now.. the man just got proposed the night before, of course he’s got a lot of thinking to do. He’s trying to figure things out, and I want to believe Yurio understands that.

Just like in episode 9, these two (Victor and Yuuri), tend to ovethink things when they get worried.

Victor standing alone, he might have been contemplating all the future possibilities which await him.

And look at the similarities, they both get anxious all by themselves, and that’s when this kid comes and tries to put some sense in both. In a way he gives them this little push of courage.

All this resembles what happened with Yuuri back in Russia. Remember how Yurio tried to cheer him up?

Yeah… in his own way, but he manage somehow.

And it’s not evident, he won’t say it directly, “cheer up”, or “it’ll be alright”, but he wants for Victor to leave without regrets, and for Yurio, what better way to say it, than this:

It’s like him saying: “The man I once looked up to, is dead now.“

For Yurio, Victor is no longer the man he used to be, he is no longer someone who’ll give everything for skating, he has found new things which are precious to him now.

And Yurio knows, that’s why… just like with Yuuri, he is trying for Victor to understand something.

“You know, you may be Victor Nikiforov, but this world will survive without you, you don’t need to worry anymore.” (more or less).

And the things is… we’ve seen this along the whole series, how people just expect for Victor to return at the end of this skating season, people like Chris, the public, the media. And Yurio is trying, in a way, to make him want to leave for good, because he knows that’s what Victor really wants. He’s not telling him that directly, but just like he did with Yuuri, for him “Just go away already, geezer.”, is the same as telling him he doesn’t have to carry the weight of staying if that’s no longer something he wants for his life.

And we know, for Yurio as a skater, there will never be a reason valid enough to justify Victor leaving, but it’s not a decision for him to make. He’s telling Victor: “Just go, your time has come to and end.” And he… more than anyone wants to believe that.

The influence this man has had in Yurio’s life, is something he knows he will not find in other skater, not in the same way at least. But he is growing, he knows he’ll get to meet new people like Otabek, he’ll get to learn from them and keep going. And he also knows it’s time for Victor to go, he knows it’s time for him to let go of that symbol (even if it hurts he’ll never admit it) and understand Victor just wants to leave his life the best way he can, and now that he has found a person who he wants to share it with, Yurio has no longer doubts about how the image of that skater he once knew, is no longer present.

And… he’ll keep acting like a rebel child, of course.

But then you get to see a shift in his attitude, and that’s what gave it away.

Why would Yurio mention Hasetsu all of a sudden? Well  the only thing that comes to mind, is that he knows Victor’s fallen in love with that home, with Yuuri, with the time he’s spend there, that’s the life he sees for himself in the future.

Yurio knows where Victor’s heart stands now, and he’s come to terms with it in his own way.

don’t be afraid to dramatize your trauma

don’t stop yourself from talking like it was extreme and severe and lethal

every time i tried to over-dramatize and exaggerate what happened to me 

and I used stronger words than what I would usually have

I would realize that I’m not exaggerating at all, i was only then telling the truth

I would catch myself realizing that when i tried to amplify it, I would only then tell it exactly how it was (or closer to truth than before)

we’re taught to play it down

we’re trained to minimize it

we’re programmed to see ourselves as fakes and to not believe it was that bad

Exaggerate the shit out of your abuse.

There’s nobody you have to protect from it.


I want to address something I’ve been hearing a lot of lately. Several of the people who have entered the binder giveaway have said they currently are using ace bandages and other harmful things to bind in the meantime. 

I will say this again, as many times as I have to:


1) You WILL (no maybes, you WILL) cause SEVERE damage to your breast tissue which 1)is very painful and 2) will DISQUALIFY YOU FROM ANY FUTURE TOP SURGERY. Check with a doctor if you don’t believe me.

2) It WILL damage your lungs over time if they are continuously constricted like this. A binder spreads the compression over a large area, bandages have it concentrated just across your chest where important things like BREATHING happen.

3) It puts a dangerous amount of pressure on your rib cage. It is entirely possible to crack a rib doing this. Y’all I promise that shit HURTS and then you can forget ANY kind of binding for months, likely.

If you don’t believe me or think I’m being over dramatic or think it won’t happen to you, I promise you it can.

I know it’s hard being stuck in a body that does not fit, but it’s still the only one you get so take care of it. Please. You’ll be ok one day, you’ll see. You are strong and valid and beautiful and loved (by me at least)

be happy, stay excellent <3


you know what would totally happen? when jungkook unwraps his christmas present he takes the bow off and sticks it on yoongi’s head and tells yoongi he’s his present and that he looks cute with the bow on. and yoongi would leave the bow on his head for the rest of the day just for jungkook

  • Cal: ....Mare? Why is your head on my chest?
  • Mare: umm...you know, just making sure you're still alive
  • Cal: you aren't seriously worried that I'm going to die in my sleep...are you?
  • Mare: *rolls over* Death, demise, die, those are my least favorite words right now.
A Friend Of A Friend, These Strangers At The Party Never Paid

summary: “I left phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are” AU

words: 12.7k

warnings: smut, mentions of smoking, alcohol/being drunk, lack of imagination as far as fic titles are concerned


Can you believe this was meant to be 3k?? I honeslty don’t know what happened there. all I know is that I have five exams in less than three weeks that I should be revising for and instead did this. yikes I hope this was worth it. (also pray4me that I don’t fail everything) x

Also on the topic of exams the actual reason I wrote this now was bc I’m kinda not gonna be writing for a while because of Lovely responsibilities and school stuff and revision so I’m gonna leave yall with this before I’m off Working and doing fun stuff that adults do.

I hope this is ok!!


Dan’s halfway through skipping History when he does it.

He doesn’t know why he did it – he really doesn’t, he was just kind of bored one afternoon and happened to be carrying a Sharpie and hey, it’d just be a laugh, right? In a school like this, what’s the worst that could come out of leaving his phone number on a cubicle wall?

His pen squeaks across the pale blue paint, already tainted with curse words and penis drawings and tipp-ex and “Call _____ for a good time ;)”. He supposes the caretakers have given up with trying to cover up the graffiti – there are still thin layers of paint and chipped plaster coating every inch of the stall walls, at least showing attempted coverage, but people had just written over them, scribbles of song lyrics and “never got caught” tattooing every inch of the previously blank walls. No amount of assemblies or threats of “whoever did this-“, inserts picture of something someone had written about the Maths teacher on the hall projector, “is seriously going to pay” from the head teacher had ever stopped anyone, so, really, what does Dan have to lose? Sure, they could trace the phone number, but that doesn’t prove anything – he could just as easily throw on the ‘innocent’ act and say it was his friend.

07843983276, he writes. He doesn’t sign it off with any comment, nor kisses, not even a smiley face let alone a winking one. He just leaves it there, in a kind-of conspicuous place just above eye-level on the right hand side of the door, eleven digits amidst many others.

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shit my friends insist i said more than once sentence starters;
  • ❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture that i look like satan?❞ 
  • ❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks can reach very high don’t try me. ❞
  • ❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞
  • ❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
  • ❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞
  • ❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞
  • ❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞
  • ❝ the best thing that happens when couples combine their names on facebook is that you can block them both in one press. ❞
  • ❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞
  • ❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞
  • ❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞
  • ❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.
  • ❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞
  • ❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞
  • ❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞
  • ❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞
  • ❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞
  • ❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞
  • ❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞
  • ❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞
  • ❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞
  • ❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞
  • ❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞
  • ❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞
  • ❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞
  • ❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞
  • ❝ when will the aliens save me from this awful planet? ❞
  • ❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞
  • ❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞
  • ❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞
  • ❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞
  • ❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞
  • ❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞
  • ❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞
  • ❝ do you think i’ll be a good wife? ❞

#Betcha didn’t see that coming  #Let’s pretend I’m extra confident about this

#NO #NOPE #what is this shit #i don’t like this #where’s jim #petition to bring him back from the dead

#shit shit shit shit shit  #how did she know  #what gave me away  #was it the green carnations in the wedding #or the bridemaids in lilac #perhaps this was a bold choice indeed #no we ‘re not together mary you have to believe me  #he only touched my knee once when we were drunk  #nothing suspicious i swear #he’s not with me #jawn help #and i thought i was hiding it so well  #plz don’t kill me 

#srsly now #is this happening #I can’t believe it #I ain’t got no time for this  #Sherlock plz concentrate I’m about to shoot you  #your gayness is unfathomable #IS JOHN IN THE BLOODY BUILDING

#oh #lol right #not my fault your question was ambiguous #straight bro John is downstairs

#well he answered in the second try  #I guess I must give him that  #I was expecting worse  #given

My actual reading of this scene

I can’t believe it. I got to 3.7k ♥
I’ll keep this message not cheesy and just say thank you so damn much. I was going to wait for 4k, but recently I’ve been feeling like complete shit and having all of you cheering me on, and interacting with me, honestly makes me the happiest, and I wanted to say thank you.

The blogs I listed I genuinely stand behind. I am very particular with who I follow, so trust me when I say these blogs are amazing and you should 100% check them out!

Also, I know when some people see follow forever’s they can feel lonely; but don’t you worry.
Let’s become mutuals/friends and you will be on my next follow forever ♥.

Reminder: You’re beautiful, smart and wonderful just the way you are.

blogs listed below (if you aren’t linked im so sorry, tumblr is a pain with linking)

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SEVENTEEN’s reaction to their crush curling up on their lap when they're tired

@another-fucked-up-kpop-human Thank you for requesting I hope you like it! It was so cute.


He wouldn’t believe that this was actually happening, he’d think this was all a dream, a dream he wouldn’t want to wake up from. He’d probably think how cute you are. 

‘How can they be so cute??’

Originally posted by hansoligans-blog


On the outside he’d be calm and would have the warmest smile on his face with his cheeks slightly pink,

Originally posted by seungheol

but on the inside he’d be fanboying and being all like “Omgomgomg OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE! IF THIS IS A DREAM WHOEVER WAKE ME UP WILL BE BALD IN THE MORNING”

Originally posted by vernonswagg


He’d be a cheeky little shit, so smug and yet so flustered? He’d be blushing like mad but would be grinning like a smug little shit I swear to God. He’d let you sleep on his lap and when you wake up the first thing you’ll see would be his gorgeous af face.

”Morning Gorgeous~”

Originally posted by shwua


ignore Vernon Jun would be in cloud nine, he’d feel like he might just have a chance now. He’d have this love sick grin on his face and would try to hold in his giggles.

“Am I in heaven? Have I been allowed to go to heaven even though I’ve committed so many sins?”

Originally posted by mountean

This boy needs  more gifs like for real


Can’t handle the feels, so he’d make a weird face while trying not to squeal and giggle and bear hug you to death right then and there.

‘Hnggggg why do they have to be so cuteeeee~??? Ahhh my heart’

Originally posted by mountean



Originally posted by santahosh


He wouldn’t know what to do, he’d be all shy and flustered and smiley and awwwwww~ just as long as there aren’t the others around that is.

Originally posted by hosoeks


smiling from ear to ear on the outside, screaming on the inside like there’s no tomorrow.

Originally posted by gyuhan-17


He’ll freeze, he wouldn’t know what to do. He’d be confused, flustered, frozen in place and bright red. This shy puppy will just sit there and let you sleep, even if his legs are starting to loose feeling in them he’ll let you sleep cause you obviously need it.

Originally posted by gyuhan-17


blush, blush, blushy blush. Minghao would be shy and giggly and did I mention SHY?

Originally posted by wonnhao


My heart hurts from just looking at his name omg and the more I look at the gif the more I want to cry…my heart, someone stop me He’d smile at your peaceful sleeping face with his cheeks dusted pink, he’d be smug about it later tho, but on the inside he’d be a dying mess. So overwhelmed by all the feels he is currently going through. His heart like mine right now hurts just by looking at you.

Originally posted by grown-man-woozi


gif explains it better than any of my words will, pretty accurate actually.

Originally posted by vernonswagg


“I’ll just take a picture as proof for my hyungs to see that I DO have a CHANCE with them. Okay and 1. 2..3. Cheeese!”

jkjk…..okay not really

Originally posted by hanwooz

Hope you enjoyed it!