but at the same time

10 of the most beautiful lines from My Immortal

  • “I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists.”
  • “Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”
  • “’WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!’
    It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore! “
  • “He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.”
  • “No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!” 
  • “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.”
  • “Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered.”
  • “I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666.”
  • “I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak)”
  • “Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.”
silm ikea au

These crap tags have been found. 

IKEA AU;  EVERYTHING TAKES PLACE INSIDE AN IKEA;  MAEDHROS HANGING OFF ONE OF THOSE IMPOSSIBLY TALL STORAGE RACKS IN THE WAREHOUSE SECTION; ANGBAND IN THE SELF-SERVE SECTION; FINGOLFIN MEETING MELKOR AND SEMI-KICKING HIS ASS IN THE KITCHEN SECTION CAUSE HE WAS READY TO CUT A BITCH;  FINROD'S CAVES BEING THE RUG SECTION BECAUSE THAT PLACE IS DIM LIGHTED AND THE RUGS ARE SOFT;  VALINOR BEING THE CAFETERIA FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, IT’S HEAVEN AND CHEAP; HIMRING IS WHERE THE FROZEN SHIT IS STORED/THE FRO-YO MACHINE;  THINGOL’S KINGDOM IN THE KIDDIE SECTION BECAUSE HE WAS CHILDISH AS SHIT AND THOSE COOL LEAF THINGS;  MELKOR CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIND THE KIDDIE SECTION BECAUSE THOSE STUFFED ANIMALS AND CUTE TOWEL ROBES ARE FUCKING DOPE AND HE WANTS ONE (BUT MELIAN KEEPS ON DIRECTING HIM TO THOSE CONFUSING SHORTCUTS);  THE SILMARILIS BEING THREE OF IKEA’S DELICIOUS SWEDISH MEATBALLS;  THE LIST GOES ON;  

anonymous asked:

hey hi hello, im a transdude, and i abhore most trans headcanons. its is heavily, heavily fucking offense to me, as someone who experiences crippling dysphoria constantly, that people will misgender characters i love on the basis of height and personality. gender dysphoria is what defines someone as trans, and its not cute or fun, and people accessorizing characters with it, like its some fun personality trait, is pretty damn disrespectful to actual transpeople. 1/2

2/2 its also pretty damn disrespectful on the basis of misgendering someone based on personality or appearances. a man can be feminine or shy or cute and still be a man. a woman can be masculine and strong and powerful and still be a woman. unless someone shows signs of discomfort with their body, chances are theyre not trans. really sick of people trivializing gender dysphoria and other crippling medical conditions like this. its gross, disrespectful, and fetishistic

Hmm thanks for this! Maybe there are trans people who might be fine with it but I definitely see why some people would be offended, like you explained. Although to be fair I think most artists have those hc for representation/ diversity reasons and generally mean well.

But yeah.. it’s a sensitive issue and I still don’t know enough to start drawing anyone trans but. I guess the rule of thumb is not to headcanon a character solely based on their looks!