but apparently it is not

Can we take a minute and talk about how much love and support he has and how amazing that is?  How many people have reached out publicly that actually know him, the fact that the Paynes will likely be in the audience, all of the fans here on tumblr screaming about how much we love him, all of the fans elsewhere probably doing the same thing, all of us buying and listening to this song and gifting it to those who can’t and streaming it to get the numbers up.  He has SO MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT.  And do you know why that is?  Because he’s an amazing human deserving of it.  He’s touched so many lives, he’s made so many people happy, he’s done so much for others that everyone is here to give BACK to him.  

ppl rly lost their shit over my andreil hc so here is neil w twitter

  • when allison, dan, and renee first makes neil a twitter he ? doesnt get ? it?
  • “why would i put stuff abt my life on the internet for strangers to read”
  • “ur friends can see it too neil”
  • “im w u guys all the time tho”
  • they ask what he wants his bio to say and he says idk smthg about exy
  • they make his bio “something about exy”
  • neil can’t figure out how to change it for a week and no one will help him
  • but allison follows a bunch of exy players for him and one day he goes on there when he’s bored in class
  • and bc he’s Neil Josten Human Trashcan he starts replying to ppl
  • like this girl might be court but she clearly does not know what she’s talking abt i better tell her
  • he already has a reputation and this just makes it worse
  • kevin puts him on google alert and reads the articles about his twitter fights every day w his daily vodka shot mug
  • “neil u cant just insult pro exy players”
  • so by the time neil makes his “Andrew is my boyfriend.” tweet he has tons of followers
    • a lot of them dont even like exy they are just here for the daily shade
  • the next day, this former Raven who’s now Court tweets about how exy should be a family sport and how the players needs to return to traditional values
  • neil doesnt follow this idiot but so many ppl @ him that he notices anyway
    • (allison has to give him a lesson on what subtweeting is)
  • and man neil josten is not abt to just leave this alone
  • pls
  • “idk i don’t like to take advice from strikers who havent managed to score in their last three games :/”
    • (neil is an emoticon purist he makes own from characters on the keyboard psh who needs emojis)
  • andrew hates it
  • he cant spend five minutes w neil w/out him replying to 40 ppl’s tweets
  • one day they’re on the roof and he. just. takes neil’s phone
  • and throws it off 
  • neil is so Offended
  • “andrew what r my enemies gonna think when i cant reply until i get a new phone tmrw?”
    • “r u trying to make me look weak andrew”
  • he literally leaves the roof
  • andrew takes six deep breaths and downloads twitter so neil can use his phone
  • dan and matt start printing out neil’s most epic clapbacks and taping them around the lounge
  • one of neil’s arguments is trending at least once a week

anonymous asked:

For the short drabbles thing, can you do a Vanoo with Evan's masks? (Cuz i bet he has a bunch of them xD He's got the limited Halloween one, the one from the Paranormal Action Squad vid, and the YouTube Rewind one)

Something short and silly since I seem to be in that kind of writing mood today :P

Brock was glad that Evan was enjoying his new mask, but there was also such thing as too much of a good thing and it had certainly gone too far. At first, it was cute and funny that he loved the mask so much that he’d wear it around the house and admire how it looked in the mirror, but a week had passed by and he was still wearing it, and Brock was beginning to get a little annoyed. He missed his boyfriend’s cute face. 

“Are you still wearing that thing?” Brock asked when Evan wandered into the living room, still wearing the owl mask that he had put on for a shoot that morning.

“What? It’s cool!” Evan argued as he wandered over to him and leaned over the back of the couch Brock was relaxed on. 

“It is, but I can’t kiss you when you’re wearing it,” Brock pointed out softly with an exaggerated pout, gaze drifting down to the plastic beak his soft lips were hidden behind. 

At that, Evan tugged the mask up above his nose and flashed him a toothy grin. “We can still Spider-man kiss!” 

Brock laughed. “I think you have to be upside-down for it to count as a Spider-man kiss!”

Seeing that as a challenge, Evan tried to turn his head and lean back over the couch in an attempt to get upside-down, but unfortunately lacked the grace and dexterity of a real superhero, and instead fell down onto the cushions next to Brock with his legs dangling in the air. Between his ridiculous positioning, the mask sitting askew on his head, and the sheer absurdity of the situation in general, Brock couldn’t help but laugh. 

“You dummy,” he teased gently and affectionately, and leaned down to kiss him anyway. He deserved some points for trying. 


I was tagged by @sinakin to post 6 selfies from 2016, and bc I will inevitably do this on my main blog, y’all get all my outfit shots, so enjoy that. (If you look closely you can see my wrist tattoo magically appear)

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matt’s 6 10 selfies of 2016

aka the pic meme that makes me look like i only own approximately two shirts and hoodies (plus maybe one more if you count a rash guard as a shirt)