but also to be fair

@saltderesim

I saw that, I’m just ignoring it because it’s ridiculous. Ayano’s supposed to be strong enough to murder people and drag bodies around at the start of the game- someone who’s a bmi of 15.8 is going to be too weak. Ayano should be at least about 120 pounds. I don’t know Osana’s height, so I chose a weight that’d be okay for someone anywhere from 5’ to 5'8ish.

I’m gonna chalk it up to YanDev likely being very ignorant about weight, which is completely possible given how common it is to not know anything about weight- especially for people a different height than you. (But istg I’m gonna shriek if Budo’s page says “HE’S 500 POUNDS OF SOLID MUSCLE” because that’s just……. not realistic either….)

I wasn’t going to post anything on here, but this means so much to me that I really don’t want to forget the moment… After having a tough time last year and working everyday pretty much all day for the past 9 months (and also watching a fair amount of ‘Homeland’ over lunch breaks to clear my mind, so thanks where thanks is due to Claire Danes), I am absolutely OVER THE MOON to find that I’m graduating Cambridge with a starred first and firsts in all of my exams !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m also so, so happy to have found this out when I was completely immersed in directing and performing in Shakespeare’s 'All’s Well That Ends Well’ (a very suitable title) in my college’s gardens and I hope Shake my man is smiling down somewhere and thinks I did his plays justice in my rambling essays - because he’s the guy who made me want to do this! I might just go dance for a while, now that Cambridge looks beautiful while the sun is out! What a day xxxx

anonymous asked:

Who do you think would get the worst sunburns at the beach? I got a bad sunburn the other day and his came to mind lol

I hope you’re ok! I know what it’s like to fry like a fish, so I hope you got some aloe or something quickly.

Out of all of class 1-A, Ojiro gets the worst sunburns out of everyone, especially on his tail. He has to use some pretty high SPF sunscreen and a lot of it. If he’s out for 12 hours and has time to reapply every time he needs it, he can go through an entire bottle. Aoyama is also susceptible to some pretty nasty burns since his skin is so fair.

The ones who have it best are Bakugou, Todoroki, and Tooru. For obvious reasons, Tooru never gets a sunburn, and both Bakugou and Todoroki’s skins are used to high temperatures and are naturally burn resistant (although Todoroki’s right side can still get a sunburn. It’s funny as hell when he stays out in the sun too long and only half his body is bright red.).

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First episode of Bake Off and the contestants have already learned to use booze to appease Mary Berry

Waters

Hello darlings! Today I really want to talk about magical waters. I’ll start with simple waters, then one ingredient waters, and then composite waters. Waters is pretty much anything like water that is used magically, so it ranges from storm water to tobacco and damiana tincture, and other stuff. Any of these can be collected whenever is convenient, but I added the time to collect them to make them more potent.


Natural Waters

Rain Water:

Rain water can be used for any spell to make it more potent, but it is a useful tool in peace magic, to quell anger, to relax, and for dream magic. Collect whenever you want.

Storm Water:

Storm water can be either protective or offensive. Use it to wash down your doors to protect you from hexes, and wash your tools with it to amplify their power. You can use it in any hexes or curses you want. To amplify it, add rusty nails to it and let turn rusty. Collect on a waxing gibbous moon.

Swamp Water:

Can be used in works for binding, hexing, or cloaking. Use when wanting to cause illness. Annoint yourself with swamp water to make yourself unnoticeable to others. Colelct on the dark moon (second new moon of the month) or on the new moon.

Marsh Water:

Marsh water is almost the same as swamp water, but it is more suitable for cloaking than other things. It can also be used for cleansing negative energies. Colelct on waning crescent moon.

Hail Water:

Hail water is melted hailstones. Use it for protection or hexing. Similar to storm water, but more aggressive. Use when you want to break sojmeone, or when you wish to cause physical harm. Collect during a full moon for best results.

Salt Water:

Salt water can be used for cleansing and protection from negativity. Simply add salt to water.

Sea Water:

Use sea water in works involving the psyche, or in hexing. It can also be used for cleansing. I use it to work with demonic forces as well. Collect on a new moon.

Lake Water:

Lake water is amazing in works concerning emotions, love, memories, or past life regressions. Boil it and drink it to enhance attempts for past life regressions. Collect on waxing moon.

Pond Water:

Use when wanting to bind someone, or to limit their horizons. Keep a flower vase with pond water in it on a table to silence a conversation to those not sitting at it. Collect on a dark moon.

Spring Water:

Spring water is super versatile. Use it instead of tap water.

Dew:

Dew can allow the witch to cast powerful glamours for beauty and youth. It is an important ingredient in love potions. Collect at sunrise during a waxing or full moon.

Self Water:

Fancy word for spit or urine. This one is a little nasty, but it is to be used whenever a spell needs to be tied to the caster.

Simples

Sun Water:

Bask any sort of water in the sun for a full day. Use it for cleansing, to bring positivity into a space, or for glamours of youth.

Moon Water:

Used to power up any spell. Let water sit in the light of a full moon for a full night.

Tobacco Water:

Steep tobacco into water for a week in the fridge. When strained, mix with 100 proof vodka, about 1.5 parts water for 1 part vodka. Use it to cleanse or to offer to spirits when working with them. Can be used to cause addiction in a person.

Saffron Water:

Steep saffron into water and mix 1 part water with 1 part vodka. Use to raise winds by sprinkling it in the air, or rub on your lips before whistling and raising storms.

Rose Water:

Use for love, glamours, and beauty. Steep fresh rose petals in vodka for a period of 4 weeks, and then extract all the liquid from the petals by pressing them until they have lost their color. Cut with 0.5 part water.

Orange Blossom Water:

Use for joy, beauty, cleansing, and sunshine. Prepare in the same way as the rose water.

Lilac Water:

Use lilac water for sleep, dream magic, spirit work, and cleansing. Prepare in the same way you would prepare the other flower waters.

Apple Blossom Water:

Create this by the same manner as the three flower waters above. Use for protection, love, and beauty.

Holly Water:

Holly water is to be used to protect your family. It will prick at intruders, or unwelcomed guests. It will also allow you to always have knoledge of the safety of your family. Simply steep holly leaves in water and mix with vodka. Do not ingest this, as it is poisonous.

Composites

All Bite no Bark Water:

A powerful water used for protection of a space. Mix together storm water, hair of a black dog, dirt of a grave, the ashes of psalm 7, rose thorns, teeth of a canidae, and three holly berries. Pour around a room which you wish to protect, or water protective plants to give their produce an aggressive kick. This water will protect a space with the ferocity of a rabid dog, and will not warn before attacking.

Fiery Wall of Protection Water:

Mix together sun water with three hot peppers, red brick dust, pottasium nitrate (saltpeter), sulfur, and blackthorn pricks. Another like the above, but more passive. Attacker might suffer a rash after encountering it.

Pitch Water:

Use pitch water to stop someone from making any progress. Mix together water from a swamp, gum arabic or acacia, charcoal dust, and chapparal. It can also be used to dissorient. Fair warning, this water is hella sticky.

Fuck Off Water:

Mix together sumac, apple seeds, thorns of a blackberry, cloves and storm water. Use it to repel unwanted people.

Goodbye Lover Water:

Mix together sea water, sumac, cloves, poppy seeds, thorns of a cactus, petals of a hibiscus flower, and saltpeter. Use it to get rid of unwanted courters or lovers, or to make two people break up.


I hope you guys find this useful! Make sure to be careful with any of the potentially dangerous ingredients listed, and put these to good use! Good luck my darlings.

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