- Annabeth: Meet Clarisse, Daughter of Ares.
- Percy: Like...the war god?
- Clarisse: You got a problem with that?
- Percy: No. It explains the bad smell.
i sit here 90% of the time like, 'maia's thoughts are so good and important and carefully considered' and then you rlly get me with things like, 'alec obviously nutted in 1 second,' like PLS jjfhkkgv