but also kinda telling the truth

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ok heAR ME OUT: Voltron Art School AU (totally self-indulgent and based off the art school I’m going to coughcough nvm) 

I wrote many cool n’ pretty wild headcanons for it so uhhhh, read under the cut: 

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BTS x Modern Magic!AU

i haven’t written something for all the boys in a while, so i decided to get back in the groove with this cute lil bangtan au ive been thinking about,,,,,,enjoy~

Namjoon

  • vampire 
  • he’s never actually bitten a person before because he grew up in a family of, to put it politely, “vegetarian” vampires. but even when it comes to drinking animals blood,,,,he feels horrible about it
  • like he’s always on the brink of starving because when he has to go out and hunt for food he like,,,like he catches a rabbit but he lets it go two minutes later because he’s like “i can’t,,,,it’s too cute,,,,,,,”
  • ever heard of a vampire having an ethical dilemma when it comes to feeding on an animal’s blood? no? well meet namjoon,,,,,,,,who all the other vampires said read too much ‘human’ philosophy and got tricked into being so damn humble
  • but you, who once took a philosophy course with namjoon in your class, figure out pretty early on that he’s a vampire
  • mostly due to his clumsiness as in ,,,, he was drinking red stuff out of a bottle that said ‘tomato juice’ but he had been picking at the label and it came off just in time for you to see under it the words ‘pigs blood’ and you were like what now
  • and namjoon begs you to not tell anyone he damn near cries and you’re like i wont ????? obviously you’re not dangerous if you’re here around people and haven’t attacked anyone by the way how long does that bottle of blood last you
  • and he’s like ,,,,,,usually others drink two of these a day but i make one last a week and you’re like what?? why ??
  • and he’s like “i ,,,, feel bad drinking blood,,,,,,,even an animals,,,,,like it died for me. it died for my sins,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like bro that’s deep but you do know that’s how the food chain works,,,,,and he sighs like yEAH ,,,,,,but i feel so bad,,,,,i need to go mourn the pig that died for this,,,,,
  • and you’re like in shock because what now is he seriously a vampire but also,,,,,,,you’re very intrigued and you’re like it’s kinda endearing how sulky and pouty he gets over literally????? eating his lunch 

Yoongi

  • potion brewer 
  • kind of runs out of a black market for other wizards and witches, but some humans find out about it through like back doors and things like that
  • he specializes in two things: truth potions and love potions. those are the most popular 
  • and other brewers say that it’s immoral to brew potions that tamper with peoples emotions like love potions or potions that force someone into only telling the truth but does yoongi really care? no. you know why? mmmmmmmmmoooonnnneeeyyyyy
  • what does he use in his potions? oh you know the usual rose thorns, goblin fingernails, unicorn horn, some interesting parts of fish, the fangs of a fallen vampire,,,,,,, the usual magical hocus-pocus ingredients that anyone who isn’t acquainted with magic would probably be horrified to touch 
  • yoongi’s brewing pot is passed down from generation to generation, just like how the families familiar is a crow,,,,things like this are just signature to the min wizards
  • and so you know,,,,you have no clue these people even exist until a friend of yours gets mixed up with it and comes running to you for help and you’re like ???? what you bought a love potion from some good looking guy in an alley and now he wants you to pay him an obscene amount of money??
  • and you go with her to meet ‘yoongi’ who explains that if your friend doesn’t pay up he’s got means of blackmail that could ruin her forever and you’re like “ok how much is the debt?” and when he says the number you damn near die,,,,,,,and you’re like “can i exchange anything else???” and yoongi thinks for a moment and he’s like “you can pay off her debt for her.” and you’re like how boy i am B roke and he’s like “easy. you work for me now.”
  • and with that he pulls you over and erases this whole thing from your friends mind in a matter of seconds and you’re like wwwwwhat,,,,,,is,,,,,happening and he’s like 
  • “first order of business, you need to drink this.” and he passes you this like black, bubbling drink and you’re like what ew no and he’s like hey. you belong to me until the debt is paid off
  • and so you drink it, and it surprisingly tastes like licorice and suddenly you notice an inking become visible on your skin and it’s a tattoo of a black crow that goes up you forearm and you’re like ????? rubbing at it with your finger and yoongi just laughs and is like
  • “it’ll stay on till we’re done here, let’s go human” and you’re like holy god what have i gotten myself into  
  • meanwhile yoongi is just like,,,,about you,,, like they’re cute,,, humans are usually not my style but ,,,,,hmm,,,,,,,he’s definitely interested in seeing how you two will get along ^^

Jin

  • clairvoyant 
  • really tired and bored of always being able to see the future and the outcomes of just about anything
  • will occasionally see the lottery numbers for the next day and ‘casually’ buy that card and ‘casually’ drop it beside someone who might look desperate for cash 
  • people have tried to become his friend simply to backstab him and take away his power, but thanks to his power he can see their plan and he’s like lmao yeah no get away from me or ill knock you out with my frying pan
  • “jungkook don’t run that way you’re bump right into namjoon and- oh there they go, namjoon make sure you don’t fall on your side it’s gonna hu- oh he already fell. whoops.”
  • you know jin because you work at a coffee shop he frequents and it’s really interesting because,,,,,,,if he focuses on you he can see that you’ll be quitting this job in the next 4 months to do something else and whenever you’re like “it’s really busy” he’s like “don’t worry, you won’t be here forever”
  • and you think he’s just being a kind, empathetic soul but lmao no he actually knows you won’t be there forever
  • but one day something happens that really startles him you guys are talking while you’re getting his change and you go “i wonder when ill meet the love of my life, valentines day is around the corner and it makes me so sad.”
  • and jin ,,,,, out of curiousity tries to focus on you and see how your love life will play out,,,,,,but he can’t. like at all
  • and he panics because is he losing his power???? but no if he focuses on your co-worker he can see that she’ll meet her husband in about 2 years on a trip abroad but you???? nothing
  • and when he gets home he calls up his mother, who has the same power and he’s like what does this mean??
  • and his mom is just like jin (: you know how clairvoyants can’t see their own futures? and he’s like yes,,,,,,
  • and his mom is like (: that (: means (: that (: person (: is (: part of your future honey~~~~~~!!!!!
  • and jin is like ,,,,, oh my god ,,,,,,,, 
  • and the next morning when he comes in he looks up at you while ordering and wow holy moley where you always this attractive,,,,,,

Hoseok

  • necromancer 
  • “guys i know you’re all dead, but you’re all my friends anyway. and no none of you can possess my body, you guys know that’s against the rules.”
  • started ‘accidentally’ summoning the spirits of the dead at a young age because apparently drawing a circle on the floor in chalk and then just sitting in it ,,,,added in ofc with hoseok’s magical aura was enough to pull all the ghosts that haunted the entire block into his room
  • and hoseok can conjure up the dead just about anywhere he goes and most of the time he doesn’t speak with their physical forms, but their energies still stuck on earth
  • and it’s a really cool ritual to get an actual physical body to come back to “life” but it involves too much blood and too much chanting for hoseok to ever try
  • and you are a strong believer in how ghosts are made up and fake and hoseok always chuckles under his breath when you’re like “the dead stay dead” and you wanna know why
  • so you keep pestering him and hoseok is like even if i told you you wouldn’t believe me
  • and you’re like try me !!! and he’s like “ok. i can call out dead people’s spirits and talk with them” and you’re like
  • well you’re like LOL you’re write i don’t believe you and hoseok huffs because fine let him prove it
  • and he’s like “you know how your family cat died when you were younger?? his name was mr. oreo right?” and you stop laughing because,,,,,how does he know that
  • and hoseok is like “when i call out a spirit i can do it by trying to call out spirits that follow alive humans. mr. oreo is following you right now. he keeps thinking you’ll get home and give him belly rubs.”
  • and you’re frozen because,,,,,holy hell how does he know that,,,,,,,
  • and hoseok is like “believe me now?”
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS SO COOL HOSEOK YOU’RE MAGICAL
  • and he’s like,,,,w,,,what??? because he DID NOT expect this reaction but at the same time he starts grinning and jumping up and down like “yeah!!!!! im magical!!!!!!” and you’re like omg grabbing his hand and you’re like we need to go to a cemetery or something we have to go talk to spirits!!!!!
  • and hoseok is like yeah we do- wAIT what cemetery heck no they’re creepy
  • and you’re like ?????? how can you find them creepy you literally bring back the dead
  • and he’s like nope. no. let’s just go over to my place and watch a ghost flick instead,,,,,,,,,,,and maybe ill try to summon the spirit of this old lady who lived above me before and you’re like cool sounds like a date
  • hoseok internally: screaming because you called this a date dghkbljfs

Jimin

  • healer 
  • every part of him feels like it could heal any wound, from his smile to his soft hands to his sweet voice. but in reality it has to do mostly with his breathing and with concentration of his energy into the wound it’s actually a super tiring process and jimin usually passes out after healing just one person
  • but you know,,,,,,he’s still a glowing angel literally
  • it actually all matters on what type of illness the person has. for instance he can cure rashes with the touch of his finger, things like colds he has to focus only a bit of energy, but big bleeding wounds he has to hold his hands over the gashes or scratches and focus his energy into reviving the skin and tissue
  • and it’s really cool to watch because he emits this ring of golden when he’s completely focused and it looks really pretty,,,,,,,,aside from the fact that it’s literally like physically draining jimin of his own energy
  • you’re his assistant,,,,,since he faints after healing and needs his sweat dabbed from his forehead and things like that
  • you guess you’re a nurse,,,,,but jimin is much more magical than any doctor and he usually only heals other magical beings because if modern scientists found out about his abilities he’d probably just be taken in for experiments
  • and some of those beings are far from human looking, like jimin can also heal dragons and mermaids and even rejuvenate certain magical plants. 
  • you yourself don’t have the ability to heal like jimin, but jimin trusts you since you’ve been childhood friends and sometimes after a hard days work
  • he’ll go “you know,,,,,,out of everything my power can do it can’t work on me,,,,,,” and you’re like what do you mean you can heal your scratches just like everyone else’s
  • and jimin embarrassing smiles to himself and he’s like “yes,,,,but i can’t heal my own heart from my feelings,,,,,” and he like looks over at you from behind his eyelashes and you’re tilting your head a bit in confusion and he just chuckles
  • and you’re like ???? and he’s like “it’s ok though,,,,,,i have you to heal those feelings,,,,,,,,” he whispers this part so you don’t really make it out but,,,,,,,,lmao even in a magical!au,,,,jimin is quite the romantic 

Taehyung

  • animal whisperer
  • from horses to dogs to ants to snakes to birds to fish
  • he can understand and talk to them all,,,,,,and you’d be surprised how gossipy animals really are 
  • most other magical powers are inherited through family genetics and/or constant study of witchcraft but taehyung’s talent is singular to him because most people can only speak to one kind of animal,,,,,taehyung obviously can talk to them all
  • and people rumor that it’s because he was raised by wolves or something dumb like that. but it has more to do with the fact that taehyung just loves spending time with animals and so,,,,,,,he just picked up on as much as he could
  • and his favorite thing to do is to talk with domesticated pets. a lot of the times the stories are sad and dark, but sometimes the pets just spill embarrassing secrets and stories about their owners that make taehyung roll over in laughter
  • and that’s exactly what happens with you. as you’re walking your dog taehyung comes strolling by and asks if he can pet it and ofc you’re like sure!!!! and when he leans down
  • the dog is like “did you know every morning my owner turns on the same song,,,,,,,fire? i think is the name and they just dance around to it singing into a bursh like it’s a mic. isn’t that hilarious”
  • and taehyung can’t hold back his laughter and you’re like ???? and looking up at you taehyung gives you a once over and he’s like “i didn’t expect you to be the silly type.”
  • and you’re like ?????
  • and taehyung is like “i like that in someone, business on the outside but actually kind of goofy. im taehyung by the way, i also sing into a brush like a mic.”
  • and he sticks out his hand and you’re like wait what how does he KNOW,,,,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,,,,goofy??
  • and taehyung is like “your dog here told me kindly about your dorky side, it’s cute though.”
  • and ofc you think he’s joking but tbh he’s handsome and sweet so you’re like “do you have a pet? i want it to tell me something funny about you too so we’re even hehe”
  • and taehyung grins and looks down at your pup and while you’re distracted taehyung is like “hey , do you think i have a chance?”
  • and the dog is like “with my owner? no way. they’re too cute for.” and taehyung is like hEY did i just get insulted by a dog
  • (but dw taehyung,,,,,,obviously you wouldn’t say no to a cute date with him????? right~~)

Jungkook

  • werewolf 
  • incredibly playful in and out of wolf form, loves pulling pranks and challenging older wolfs in the pack to play fights
  • which is not surprising because when he shifts back into human form, his arms and legs are all bruised up from those play fights but jungkook thinks they make him look really cool and strong
  • everyone swoons over his athletic body and they’re like WOW he must swim or play volleyball to have such strong upper arms and legs
  • lmao no it’s that when he’s in wolf form he spends like 85% of the time running around like crazy,,,,,,,like a literal puppy
  • his wolf form is really pretty,,,,his coat is a light brown but the fur around his ears and paws gets snowy white
  • and his eyes get sparks of blue between the browns of his pupils
  • the only problem is he’s reckless and so sometimes he’ll get too excited and parts of him will shift without him knowing
  • which is how you find out he’s a werewolf because you’re over at his place beating him at video games and jungkook gets way to riled up and stands up and you look over and you’re like wait
  • why does he have a tail????? and ,,,,,,, are those,,,,,,,,,,ears on the top of his head?????
  • and once you’re like uh jungkook i think you’re mutating,,,,,,jungkook is like oH DAmmit the pack is gonna kill me
  • and you’re like the pack,,,,,,,???? and jungkook is like “well im halfway there might as well show you the whole thing” and before you know it he’s shaking his upper body and suddenly,,,,,,,,in the living room of your friend jungkook’s house is a big,,,,,,,,,,wolf
  • and you’re like WHAT IN GODS NAME but then the wolf like nudges the controller with his nose and points to the screen of the paused game with it’s paw and you look at it the character on the screen is named jungkook
  • and you look back at the wolf and you’re like,,,,,,,y,,,,,,,you’re,,,,,,,jungkook?!??!??!
  • and in a moment the wolf begins to shake it’s head and jungkook comes back to his human form and you’re like WOAH and he’s like “it’s cool isn’t it????”
  • and you’re like “y-yeah but also,,,,,,,,,” and your eyes are closed now and you’re like “you’re naked. please put on some clothes dog boy”
  • and jungkook is like DOG BOY
  • but also he runs out of there because right shifting,,,,,leaves one exposed
  • but when he comes back you’re like,,,,,,much more comfortable with the fact that your friends a werewolf and you’re like 
  • “hey,,,,,,,can people hypothetically ride,,,,,,wolves like on their backs??”
  • and jungkook snorts like iM never letting you on my back
  • (but he actually ends up letting you get on his back in his wolf form because jungkook likes you and will never admit it but he wants to show off by running through the woods with you on his back and the face you make when you end up seeing how fast he is makes jungkook’s ego like x100000 times bigger and it’s cute ,,,,,,,,,,,, werewolf boy in love) (get the pun?)

anonymous asked:

Yoooo can you write headcanons of the guys coming home to Candy after cheating? Like they feel a terrible regret or something i dunno

,,me when i got the request; o(-( lol kaha out-//shot

Okay I’m just kidding but - sure. I’m 1000% ready to put this under the cut,, I’m just gonna pretend,, Candy is dreaming,, and uh I named this notepad as ‘WHY’ in my documents so…enjoy??

Nathaniel

  • Feels horrible as soon it happens, it just all dawns on him at once.
  • Can’t bring himself to look at Candy
  • Looks like death,, he can’t believe he just did that.
  • Gets very tense around Candy 
  • Feels like death, looks like death.
  • Hates seeing Candy getting upset about his avoidance.
  • Would rather Candy not find out by herself, he’d rather tell her.
  • Would be very sleep deprived, he just feels beyond horrible
  • Avoids Candy, he can’t even SEE her.
  • Cuts off his so called ’s/o’ real quick
  • Probably told his s/o about Candy, apologized for his stupidity, then cut her off. 
  • He’d be very nervous around Candy ?? he’s just scared of the idea of losing her
  • Doesn’t even care for Castiel, which is rare.
  • He’s lacking in his work but he doesn’t even care about that ?? Also very rare.
  • Not as uptight. As if Armin asked to burn down the school it’d be a ‘go on ahead’.
  • Nath would eventually tell Candy the truth and nothing but the truth.
  • Could never forgive himself. 
  • Would confess in the library, where they first kissed.
  • Confesses two days after.

Castiel

  • Already felt horrible doing it and coming back home afterwards.
  • Tries to be as casual as he can, he CANNOT have Candy thinking about him cheating.
  • Plans to tell her as soon as he can.
  • Leaves his s/o without notification, as if she never existed.
  • Won’t answer his phone or text Candy for the first few days.
  • Gets kinda tense around Candy, he doesn’t makeout with her as much.
  • Doesn’t completely avoid Candy just brushes her off with an ‘I’m busy’ or 'I have to go’.
  • Still gives Candy kisses and some hugs…just not as much as he did before.
  • Can’t stand himself, gets very angry at his decisions
  • Probably not even upset he’s just ?? Angry with himself.
  • Doesn’t play with Demon as much
  • Terrified of the idea of Candy leaving him.
  • Doesn’t confide in anyone or anything, he’s just gone.
  • Wouldn’t look like anything is wrong with him but Lysander knows something is troubling him.
  • Doesn’t tell Lysander anything - but drops hints of 'something that he wishes he’s never done’.
  • Castiel eventually grows tired of his paranoia and hiding everything from Candy, and tells her. No fancy place, park, just wherever she is - he’s telling.
  • Confesses the next week.

Lysander

  • G  u  i  l  t  y  .
  • Would never think he’d do something like that.
  • Absolutely blank - just what did he do…?
  • More quiet than usual,, just guilty.
  • Writes a lot in his notepad, just hinting poems of his feelings.
  • Starts kissing Candy a lot less, doesn’t even try to surprise kiss her.
  • Believes that Candy will leave him.
  • Would explain to his s/o about Candy and ask her not to contact him again. 
  • Honestly feels like the worst person ever
  • Tries to still be intimate with Candy but can’t help but think about that ’s/o’ of his.
  • Can’t focus properly on his poetry, stops writing at some point.
  • Sleeps a lot more than he usually does.
  • Tries to brush Candy off as politely as possible.
  • Knows if he tells Rosa he’d either get smacked. Or smacked.
  • Can’t imagine his life without her it’s just ?? Empty. It’s Rosalya all over again but worse.
  • Tells Leigh about it, literally the closest person to him.
  • Looks down to the ground a lot, doesn’t make eye contact with anyone.
  • Talks very long walks to clear up his mind.
  • Would confess in a private area like the library or the basement.
  • Confesses 3 days later.

Armin

  • Everything came crashing as soon as he walked in tbh, it was just so much.
  • Can’t believe he just did that.
  • Swears to himself a lot, just “I’m such an asshole” or “What the fuck Armin”.
  • Hesitant when Candy touches him, he can’t help but think of all that crap he did with that girl.
  • Tries to play video games for comfort but just gets so mad.
  • Would tell that s/o about his girlfriend and how he doesn’t want any contact with her of any kind.
  • Rarely kisses Candy on her lips. It’s either the cheek or her neck..
  • Looks so bothered like his default expression is just ’
  • Is a lot less intimate/flirty with Candy than he was before.
  • Looks very upset,, just he doesn’t smile much
  • Has very short conversations and casual conversations with Candy.
  • Kinda neglects his own needs like someone needs to remind him that those doritos need someone to eat them.
  • Accepted the fact that if Candy left him, he deserved it.
  • Can’t SLEEP usually Armin is just out in 2.5 seconds but the boy is just sweating,, 
  • Tells everything to Alexy like a few days later. Alexy would tell. him. OFF.
  • Confesses after classes when it’s time for break, most likely in the locker room.
  • Confesses the next week.

Kentin

  • No no no no no.
  • Beyond upset when he gets home. Did he just do that ?? To his girlfriend - to his everything ???
  • Gets so angry with himself. 
  • Almost cries but the tears don’t fall. Angry tears.
  • Doesn’t really text Candy, which he usually does when he’s away.
  • Has pulled 180’s on her if he saw her in the halls just - gone.
  • Drops his s/o like a hat, doesn’t even tell her anything - Kentout.
  • Kisses Candy a bit longer like for a few more seconds than usual, as if she’s going to melt if he doesn’t.
  • Would honestly take it in that Candy would leave him…
  • Wants to spend as much time as he possibly can.
  • Very hesitant to kiss her sometimes.
  • Tries his best to keep a calm demeanor around Candy.
  • Hates hearing about Candy missing him…it’s just that he can’t be around her, not as much anyways.
  • Can’t confide in anyone, very upset just - leave him be.
  • Such as most of the guys, he’s beyond horrified of the idea of Candy leaving.
  • Has had nightmares of her leaving and boy - they were very bad.
  • Can’t sleep a whole night, usually takes a lot of naps.
  • Becomes less active…just sits around at home or in his room.
  • Cookie misses him, though Kentin still pets Cookie and gives treats.
  • Honestly, he would confess to her over the phone. He can’t look at her and she probably can’t even stand to look at him.
  • Confesses 4-5 days later.


anD THEN CANDY WOKE UP-//shot

OKAY DAMN I HEARD IT’S MITCH’S BIRTHDAY??

if I’m wrong just … yes :) ignore it lmao


I recently found @smokeplanet ‘s webcomic (holy shit) and I adore everything.

The story, the characters, the ART and the artist themself I CAN’T THEY ARE SO FUNNY AND LOVEABLE please look at their work, they are my no. 1 inspiration now I can’t discribe how happy their art makes me.

Enough of this sweet-talk /// I hope you like this trashy fanart, Mitch sure is fun to draw but also hard as hell I hope it kinda looks like him? aah

Good hello, internet! You gonna look at some sweet content today? You gonna express yourself with gifs and emoji? You gonna learn a little more about the world and perhaps even gain a profound understanding of the universe and your place in it? Hell yeah you are! Let’s do this thing.

France
Far-right candidate (and Trump pick) Marine Le Pen got trounced in yesterday’s presidential election. Emmanuel Macron, a centrist who has never held elected office, supports the European Union and is pro-immigration. Looks like the Russians tried to hack this one too, but it didn’t work nearly as well as it worked on us. Still, a record number of French voters cast their ballots for nobody and turnout was sharply down.

Fun fact!
“French turnout of 74%, lowest since 1969, would be highest in US election since 1896. Benefits of weekend voting + no voter suppression.” [x]

Mike Flynn
It’s popcorn time! Sally Yates, former acting attorney general who was fired by Trump, will publicly testify today about her warning to the White House that Flynn had lied to administration officials, including Vice President Mike Pence, about his conversations with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak before Trump’s inauguration. Also just out: Obama personally warned Trump about Flynn. Testimony is scheduled for 2:30pm and will be streaming on C-SPAN.

Trumpcare
Republicans spent the weekend lying to the public about what would happen if Trumpcare actually became the law of the land. My favorite lie: “Nobody dies because they don’t have access to health care.” Remember when there was an objective matrix of facts that we all kinda agreed upon as truth which we called “reality”? Yeah, me either. How quaint!

The Four Flagrant Lies Republicans Are Telling to Sell Trumpcare
The GOP’s Health Care Claims Don’t Hold Up
Republicans Party Like It’s 1984


🍎
Today’s the start of National Teacher Appreciation Week, which is something that should be fully in effect every week. There’s not a single problem we face that more intelligence wouldn’t help us with, so take a moment to reflect upon the teachers in your life who made you what you are today, and then listen to what teachers say and support them.


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Dedicated to the “from another room” effect: an auditory recreation of music that sounds muffled as though it were playing from another room.


Breaking News: Showers are literally the best thing in the world


It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this! 
When you need to give your mind a little break, pull up Moodica and zone out to one of their hypnotic scenes. My advice: Try not to think. Seriously. Instead of listening to the thoughts in your head about whatever you’re currently worried about, activity concentrate instead on the details of what you’re looking at, how your skin feels, and the tiny details of what it feels like as your breath goes in and out. 

Have a nice day! Thanks for being here!

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Foolhardy - Hansol (M)

Suggested: scenario some kinda of angst/smut. Where you guys are dating, but his friend says something bad about you and he believe her not you so you guys broke up but his team member found out she was lying and you tell the truth. So he trying to get you back. The forgiveness lead to make up sex. Btw love your reaction and scenarios a lot.

A/N: Maybe this sounds stupid, but basically you two have a shared apartment, but he also stays at the dorm.
I didn’t want to name the friend who a girl, who Hansol went to see after the fight, so she’s just ‘she’.
The story’s a lil dicey srry kek and there’s not ‘penetration’ smut, just sum oral.

Warning: themes of past sexual harassment
**SMUT AHEAD**

Word Count: 1,711

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Fluffy Flashbacks - Jason Blossom

‘Please do a Jason Blossom imagine!! I really love him as a character!! Anything, maybe just flashbacks of the reader and him before he died or something!’
‘42 and 46 with Jason Blossom’
42: ‘Stop being so cute.’
46: ‘It was a joke, baby. I swear.
(This took me all day and it’s still not a long as I would like it. But I like I did pretty well on it)

Jason couldn’t help but smile in admiration as you ran and twirled in the field of flowers and grass. It took you a couple minutes to realize that he wasn’t following you anymore. When you looked back to see why he wasn’t following, you saw him just staring at you with a smile on his face. To anyone else, it would have been weird or creepy, but to you, seeing Jason smile filled you with a sense of warmth only he can elicite. After a couple seconds, he noticed you had stopped and was staring back at him. This caused him to smile even broader and start walking towards you.
“What are you doing?” you ask Jason as he caught up to you, putting his arm around you and continued walking with you. “Just staring at you.” He said gazing into your eyes. “You know, you have to stop being so cute.” He said occasionally looking up from you, the smile never leaving his face. “I’m not willing to share you with anyone else.” He continued, as he leans down to kiss you once he was finished talking.
You and Jason kept walking in silence until you guys reached Sweet Water River before deciding to walk back into town. Unable to stop grinning at each other.

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There was no doubt about it. He fucked up and you were angry. Jason thought it would be funny to put a large spider in your locker. As soon as you saw the football team laughing at the scream you let out, you started to power-walk towards the front of the school. Before you got to the front door, Jason started chasing you, calling for you.
“Babe, please, stop” He called after you, following you through the crowd of teenagers. This just prompted you to walk faster. Finally, he caught up to you just as you were exiting to school. “It was a joke, Baby. I swear” he claimed grabbing your elbow.
“A joke? You think that is a joke?” you hiss at him. “You know that I hate spiders more then anything” you said to him. “Babe, let me explain,” Jason says, looking into your eyes. “You have been kinda distant lately, so I wanted to scare you so you would need me.” Jason explains with a look of guilt on his face. You’re conflicted by his addmission. You felt disappointed, because he could have talked to you instead of scaring you. But you also felt skeptical if he was telling you the truth. But overall, you felt remorse because you hadn’t intended to neglect Jason the past week.
Deciding to forgive him this time, you wrapped your arms around his waist. ”I’m sorry,” you said to him once you let him go, “I didn’t realize what I was doing.” You tell him.
“It’s ok,” Jason coos as he cups your cheek with his hand, “I’ll forgive you, this time,” he continued with a smirk. “But next time, there will be consequences.” He finished with a joking smile, causing you to laugh.

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It’s memories like these that you want to forget the most. They only make you miss him more. But at the same time, you never want to forget. Because you will never love someone as much as you loved Jason. But someone took that love away from you that morning on July 4th at Sweet Water River.

titan-of-the-void  asked:

So... we know that Kiritsugu lived in the same house that Shirou summoned you in, and that Illya was Kiritsugu's biological daughter, whom you met before the fourth Grail War and fought against in the fifth. But you two either don't remember each other or just don't want to think about it? Either way, should you have told Shirou about the time you helped out Kiritsugu?

saber didn’t recognise illya because she didn’t think the child she saw 10 years ago would still be a child obviously. all the einzbern homunculi look like each other and saber just assumed that illya was some other einzbern (this was canon confirmed somewhere but i dont remember where….. probably some ubw anime booklet. source: just trust me on this one). illya was also left to stay in the main einzbern castle in germany while kiritsugu went to the one in fuyuki with saber and irisviel, so it’s not like illya has many memories of saber either and it’s possible that illya never even saw her in the first place. the two of them don’t get to actually know each other until like halfway fate route

personally I don’t think saber should have told shirou about kiritsugu. first of all just for the sake of the story the kiritsugu thing needs to be a dramatic reveal and it loses its effect if we’re not properly shown what kind of image shirou has of kiritsugu and how he tries to follow it first. saber also has many bad memories of her time with kiritsugu and shirou is basically the complete opposite, so i like to think that initially she even wondered just how common the name “kiritsugu emiya” is in japan and if she happened to have worked with a completely unrelated kiritsugu emiya because there’s no way this kid is related to the asshole from 10 years before. when it becomes clear shirou really is related to That kiritsugu she’d still have reason to avoid bringing it up because a) shirou wants to follow kiritsugu’s footsteps so if she told him about what he did he might copy that & treat her like shit & also ditch the ideals she kinda lost already because of 10 yrs before but doesn’t want to give up on completely and b) shirou looks up to kiritsugu so much and she doesn’t have the heart to tell him what kiritsugu was really like. there’s not really any particular benefit besides telling the truth on principle. she doesn’t bring it up until pretty late in the route of your choosing (i actually dont remember what routes she opens up in except that The Reveal happens unusually early in hf so its gotta have happened in earlier routes too aaaa it definitely happened in fate route right) when she’s confident enough that shirou won’t turn on her or be completely devastated.

Alex Nylander - Jealous

Request: Alex Ny imagine jealous, thinking the reader likes more his Brother Willy but she actually likes him not Willy.

A/N: Not sure if you meant that Alex and the reader are not together yet, but that’s how I wrote it!

Players: Alex Nylander and William Nylander

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You were waiting for your friend Alex and his brother William to show up at the cafe you had planned to meet at. Actually Alex was more of a crush than a friend. You had liked him since you met him four months ago.

“Hello Y/N!” you heard cheerful voice and you turned around to see Alex and William. You waved to them as they got closer to the table you were sitting at.

“How are you?” William asked as he sat down.

“Pretty good. And you?” you asked back. He told you that he is also pretty good and you kept talking. After a little while Alex got up saying he was going to the restroom.

“Y/N, you have to tell him how you feel” William said to you making you blush like crazy. Willy had asked you a while ago if you had feelings for Alex, and you couldn’t lie, so you kinda had to tell him the truth. After that he said it was pretty obvious but he just wanted to make sure.

“Yea never.” you said still red as a tomato.

“Damn girl. It’s not that hard, I bet Alex would be happier than your dog when you give her food.” William said laughing which made you laugh out loud too.

“I’m not gonna tell him. End of the story.” you said getting serious about this whole conversation, William suddenly took your hand in his and looked you in the eyes.

“Listen carefully Y/N. Tell him how you feel. I know my brother, he is like a open book to me. He doesn’t see you just as a friend. And for the love of god if you don’t tell him then I will.” he said making you blush even more while nodding your head. William let go of your hands the second Alex came back from restrooms.

“What were you guys talking about?” he asked looking at you and Willy.

“Nothing,” you said probably still blushing. Alex just stared at you before turning his full attention to his phone. As Alex was on his phone all the time, you continued talking with William.

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It was the next day after your coffee “date” with the Nylander brothers. You were currently sitting in their apartment that they shared, but only with Alex since William had practise. Alex seemed quiet and he was on his phone almost all the time, not paying attention to what you were talking about.

“Alexander! Would you mind listening to what I’m talking about?” you said getting pissed off. Alex looked at you and the look he had on his face told you that he doesn’t give a shit what you were talking about.

“What the heck is wrong with you?” you almost yelled, since he had never been like this. Also his team won the game last night, and he played very well, so that shouldn’t be bothering him.

“I’ll tell you what is wrong with me. You are my friend only because you have this fucking ridiculous crush on my older brother. You thought I wouldn’t see as he held your freaking hand yesterday at the cafe? And you know what? That thing going on between you two hurts me because I thought that maybe you and me could have something, but no. You chose my brother instead. It’s not that I don’t get it. He is older, better looking, more fit and way better hockey player. And oh! He plays at NHL, meanwhile I can’t fucking get called up, so yeah, that is wrong with me!” he yelled at you which made you almost shit your pants. He was fuming with anger. He stood up and ran his hand through his blonde hair that you loved. You stood up as well and went over to him.

“Alex..” you started and he turned around. You saw tears streaming down on his cheeks and that hit you harder than anything ever before.

“I do not like William. There is nothing going on between me and him. I swear to god I am not your friend because of him. And no, I don’t have ridiculous crush on him, I have ridiculous crush on you and only you. Yes, he held my hand yesterday because he was preparing me to tell you how I feel. I’m sorry for being so scared to tell you that, but I didn’t even think you would like me back. I don’t care about who is better at hockey, heck I don’t even know how to skate myself so how could I know which one of you is better.” you said taking his hand to yours. Alex looked at you with his mouth wide open.

“You like me and not him?” he asked confused. You nodded as you moved your hand from his hand behinde his back. He put his arms on your waist, and stared you for a while. Suddenly he leaned closer and before you knew it, you two were kissing. After a while you pulled away and looked at Alex who was out of breath.

“And also.. I think you are better looking and more fit.” you said blushing. That made Alex smirk and god help you felt like your legs suddenly turned into spaghetti.

“You think so?” Alex said still smirking. You just nodded and leaned in for another loving kiss.

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I think the problem with MatPat is the guy started out kinda reputable? Like sure his videos weren’t 100% bulletproof but you could tell he was trying to make theories that worked along with the source material and were interesting.

But now literally all his videos are like Mario is gay? And also sucked my dick in the real world? (The truth behind Mario Odyssey revealed!) in big red intrusive letters for the thumbnail and then Mario would have googly eyes and there’d be a big censored mushroom next to him.

And people still take that as seriously as his original videos? It’s baffling.

I'm comin' home (AJ Styles x Reader)

(First Fic on tumblr! I know I’m not the best writer in the world but I can’t get better if I don’t keep writing and practicing! I’ve read through it twice and didn’t see any grammar/spelling errors but if I notice one later I’ll fix it!)
Characters: AJ Styles, you, a little Dean Ambrose, mention of Nikki Bella
Warnings: Angst, possible cheating
Very loosely (like you can see it if you close your left eye and close your right eye) based on the song Hold On by the Scott Brothers And a special shoutout to one of my favorite blogs llowkeys (my mobile won’t let me tag) for being my go to AJ source for all things from sassy answer to anons to very sexy pictures of the one and only AJ. You helped inspire this so I hope you like it.
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It’s been four days. Four days since I’ve talked to AJ. Its not for lack of trying on my part either. I’ve tried calling, face-timing, and texting him and he never responds. He’s never done this before. Normally he calls me all the time when he’s on the road. During the day he’d send me pictures of him out and about with his coworkers/friends. And on nights when I really missed him I could convince him to FaceTime me so I could see his smiling face. But now I can’t get him to talk to me.
I tried to think back to the last time we talked. About 5 days ago he called me from a town in Ohio where Smackdown was being taped. He said he was getting ready for bed and wanted to say goodnight to me. We talked for an hour before hanging up. I don’t think any negative things were sad. He was pretty happy with how Smackdown turned out. I, of course, had watched and told him how proud I was of him. We talked about how he would be home in 5 days, which meant he would be home today. I couldn’t think of anything that would make him mad at me. Maybe I said something and he misunderstood me. I guess I’ll find out when he comes home and I’ll explain everything.
AJ would be home around 6 tonight. I had everything planned out on how to figure out why he stopped responding to me. I’d cook his favorite meal and we’d talk over dinner. Once noon rolled around I decided to head to the store and pick up the ingredients for dinner. I get dressed and head out. I walk around the grocery store grabbing anything I’ll need for tonight. I check over my shopping and see the next item on the list is seasonings. I push the cart to the aisle and look for the seasons I need. Then I hear someone talking. Normally I would never listen in on a strangers conversation but I could have sworn they said AJ’s name. We lived in a somewhat small town, as a way to distance ourselves from the spotlight AJ lives in when he’s on the road. It was normal for people to gossip especially about the town celebrity. I looked around and saw two woman I didn’t know at the other end of the aisle looking away from me. “I’m telling you Helen it’s true. My son Jimmy told me. He has one of those wrestling fan sites and someone posted a picture of AJ Styles with some girl in his lap at a bar. And it was for sure not his fiancée.” “I don’t know Nancy. I’ve run into him a few times. He seems like such a nice guy. And I’ve seen him and (Y/N), I think that’s his fiancées name, out on dates a few times when William and I go out. They seem pretty happy and pretty in love.” “Let’s see if I can find the site my son showed me.” The first woman, Nancy, said pulling our her phone. “Well it’s not the same website but there’s quite a few links on here. Poor (Y/N). I wonder if she knows yet.” Both women shrug and start up on a new topic while walking father from me and to a new aisle. I get my phone from my purse and google ‘AJ Styles cheating’. AJ and I wanted to keep our relationship semi private. I didn’t want to the spotlight but he felt like it was important that people know we were together. He figured it may help keep gold digger girls off him. But I guess that wasn’t working. Google finally pops up results and I don’t believe my eyes. At least seven websites are reporting on AJ with different woman. I open a few of the links and almost cry right there in the grocery store. Dozens of pictures of AJ are posted. Each one he has a beer in one hand and a different girl near him or on his lap. This must be some joke. I look through the other websites and it’s all the same. I close my phone and walk out of the store without the items I was shopping for. I was in no mood to cook for him tonight. Tonight would be him explaining to me what the hell is going on. Once I get home I start crying. Why would AJ cheat on me? Was he getting tired of me? Was this his way of calling off our wedding that was only 3 months away? After a few minutes of tears and questioning everything I decided to find out some truth. I had only been to live shows a few times but while I was there some of the super stars gave me their numbers in case of emergency and I couldn’t get a hold of AJ. I look through my contacts and just decide to try Dean Ambrose. He and AJ didn’t get along well but he was always nice to me and I imagine he was also at bars and would tell me the truth. He doesn’t seem like the kinda guy to sugar coat things. Right as I’m about to hit the call button a text from AJ finally appears. “Sorry babe can’t make it home this week. Something came up we all have to stay. Try to be home next week. - AJ” What? He wasn’t coming home at all? We haven’t seen each other in a month or talked in almost a week and the only thing he has to stay is Sorry. He didn’t say he missed me or that he loved me? Once I read the message again to make sure I’m reading it correctly I call Dean. It rings three times then he answers. “This is Dean.” “Hey Dean. This is (Y/N) (Y/L/N). AJ’s fiancée. Have you seen AJ lately? He hasn’t been answer my calls and I’m worried about him.” I decide not to jump straight to the is my fiancé cheating on me line. “I’ve seen him a few times since the show. Seems like he’s fine. Hasn’t been making that stupid face he makes when he’s pissed.” “Okay. Now, um, this is really awkward but to ask but I figured you out of all people would give me a straight answer. I’ve seen the pictures on social media of AJ at bars with other women. Are those real? Is that really happening?” There’s a silence on the other end of the line. That can’t be good. It means he is trying to find the right way to tell me AJ is cheating. “Yeah they are. I’m sorry (Y/N). After the first time it happened we figured he was drunk and not thinking straight. Nothing happened the girl just danced on him and sat with him. When it happened again the next time Nikki Bella asked him what he was doing since he has a fiancée and all. He just snapped at her and told her to mind her own damn business. She thought about telling you but then realized no one but AJ knew your number.” With every word he said my world came crashing down. AJ was cheating on me. “So he starting talking girls back to his room?” “He took them somewhere.” “Is it true that something came up and you all have to stay for another week? He just sent me a text saying that.” “Yes that one is true. They scheduled wrong and our week off is in a week not this week. Listen I’ve gotta go but I’ll talk to AJ for you. I won’t tell him you know about the girls but I’ll tell him to actually call you since you’re worried about him.” “Okay. Thanks Dean you’ve been very helpful.” “No problem (Y/N). I hope things work out.” And with that the phone call is ended. For the next few days AJ still doesn’t call. Dean has started texting me updates on him though. He told AJ to call me and AJ said he would at some point but that hasn’t happened. Dean did say he hasn’t been hanging around any girls at the bars so that’s good I guess. I can’t believe the only contact I’m having with my fiancé is through a guy he can barely stand. During the rare moments I’m not thinking about AJ I’m thinking about our wedding. The wedding that might be called off. I had already bought a dress but I could sell it only. Same with the rings. The stone in my engagement ring was my grandmothers so I’ll take the stone back and him the rose gold setting back. I’ll see if I can take his silver band back to the jeweler where I bought it. Food could easily be canceled. Same with venue and hotel rooms among other odds and ends. I’d have to tell my family. That would be a mess. I’d have to move out of the house since it was his before we got together. I’d probably have to move back to home with my parents and find a job to save up money to rent an apartment. And here I thought I was living in a perfect fantasy world. Guess not. Today is a week later which means AJ should be home today. I don’t know if I’m ready. I’ve trying to mentally prepare myself for the last couple of nights. My phone started ringing while I was making my self some lunch. I knew who it was before I even looked at the caller ID. AJ had set his intro music has his ringtone on my phone. Everyone else was stuck with the generic ringtones preset on the phone. I take a deep breath before answer. “Hello.” “Hey Darlin’ I’m packing up now and I’ll be at the airport soon. So I’ll be home in about 3 hours. Is my girl gonna be waiting on me?” That’s what I normally did. I would go to the airport and wait for him to land and once I saw him I would run into his arms. But how could he be acting so casual? After everything that has happened. I take another breath and decide to call him out on it. “You’ve been cheating on me. And don’t lie either. I’ve seen the pictures and I’ve talking with Dean Ambrose. You didn’t talk to me for days and I have to find out you’ve been hanging around other women at bars from two strangers in the grocery store. And even when Dean told you I was worried and you to call me you didn’t. So tell me what the hell is going on? Is this your way of saying you want to call off the wedding and break up? Should I start packing my bags now and book a plane ticket to my parents?” By the end of this I’m crying. “Darlin’. Please don’t cry. I-I… It’s a lot to explain. I promise I don’t want to call off the wedding. I love you. Once I get home I’ll explain everything to you. Okay?” He sounded sincere. Like he was sorry. “I’ll be at the airport. It’s raining here and you should walk in the rain.” “Thank you Darlin’. I have a surprise for you. You’re gonna love it. I’ll see you soon. I love you.” “I love you too.” It’s such a knee jerk reaction I don’t have time to stop myself from saying it. But then again I do still love him. I start getting ready to head to the airport. After a shower, where I think about everything AJ said, I get dressed and do hair and makeup. Then I get to the airport and want by the baggage claim for AJ. Twenty minutes and a lot of games of phone solitaire later I hear people walking towards the area where I’m standing. I put my phone in my purse and look up. He’s one of the last to get to the claim area. I walk over to him and don’t say anything. He smiled a somewhat sad smile at me and waits for his suitcase to arrive. Once it does he grabs it and we wordlessly walk to the parking lot. “Do you want me to drive?” This is the first thing he says to me. “No. I couldn’t find the keys to the truck so I had to bring my car and you don’t like driving my car.” I say as we reach my car. He puts his bag in the backseat and we both get in. The drive is silent. Which is so unusual for us. Normally he’s telling me about his trip and at some point his hand will makes its way to mine and doesn’t let go until we are home. We reach home and head inside. AJ sets his suitcase in our room and comes back out to the living where I’m sitting on the couch waiting on his explanation. He sits in the chair across from me and sighs dragging his hand down his face. Something he does when he’s nervous or doesn’t want to talk about something. “I promise nothing happened with those girls. I didn’t sleep with any of them. I didn’t kiss them. Nothing happened. I only brought one back to my room and as soon I opened the door I thought of you and sent her away. I don’t know what got into me Darlin’. I guess I’m just worried about the wedding. I’m getting nervous. I don’t want what happened last time to happen again.” This would be AJ’s second marriage. The first ended in divorce. “But it won’t. I love you and would never cheat on you like she did. You are the only guy in the world for me. I care about you more then I care about myself.” I try my best to hold back the tears in my eyes but they slip anyway. AJ leans closer to me and wipes them away before sitting back straight. “I know that. And I was being stupid. And I am so sorry Darlin’. I promise it won’t happen again. These last two weeks I’ve been an idiot and I can’t believe I hurt my favorite girl for such a stupid reason. Can you forgive me?” “Hey can I be so sure it won’t happen again? There’s just a few months until the wedding and even after that things could happen.” “Come on the road with me. You’ve always said you want to travel and see new places. We would have to be more public with our relationship but you know I love you and you love me why not let people how much we love each other.” He moves from the chair to the couch and takes my hand in his. “Please forgive me Darlin’. I’ll do anything to prove how sorry I am.” I look down at our hands together. My tiny fingers laced with his bigger ones. Light reflecting off the stone in my ring. I look up to his face and I can see the sadness in his blue eyes. I take free hand and brush an out of place from his forehead and smile. “Okay. I’ll forgive you. And I’ll come on the road with you too.” His face breaks out into one of the biggest smiles I’ve ever seen and he kisses me for the first time in over a month. It’s simple, soft, and full of love. We pull apart and I lean into his chest and he wraps his arms around me. “Where’s my present? You said you bought me something?” He looks at me for a spilt second and laughs. “We just had a very touching heart-to-heart talk and now all you can think about is your present?” “Well if it’s from you then it’s bound to be an awesome present.” “It’s in my suitcase. I’ll go get it.” I lean up so he can get off the couch. He disappears to our bedroom and soon returns with a plain blue gift bag. He sits back down and pulls me on to his lap. “Here you go Darlin’.” He hands me the bag and I immediately reach my hand in. What I pull out is a t-shirt. One of his WWE merch t-shirts. A shirt that I probably have at least 3 more of in my dresser. I look at AJ for a moment confused and he takes the shirt and turns it around. On the back it says ‘AJ’s wife & Number 1 Fangirl’. I smile and giggle a little before setting the shirt aside. “I love it. I’ll wear it to every show. Make sure everyone knows who my man is.” “Damn right you’ll show them. If you start hanging around backstage I don’t want those idiots to think you’re free game. You’re mine.” “Yes I’m yours. Very happily yours.” I smile and kiss him again before he starts telling me all about his month on the road.

anonymous asked:

What do you think of Levi and Hange's relationship? Because I love Levihan and the thought that Levi isn't as close to Hange as she thinks he is makes me really sad :( Do you think Hange overestimates their relationship or is it just that Levi cares about her as much but doesn't tell her as much because of his past and keeps a lot of things about that to himself?

It’s been an age since I really talked about levihan at all… It’s a ship that’s kinda fallen along the wayside for me, though I still like it well enough. I’ve always viewed them as having a really strange sort of relationship. 

Here’s the text from the post in question:

Hanji : “But, the one I’m friendliest with is Levi. He also thinks of me as a close friend/best friend, and tells me anything”

I think Hange’s telling the truth about Levi to an extent: I think she is closest to him, I think that he does understand her more easily/better than anyone, and I think she feels she can trust him with herself and her ideas and sometimes her feelings even when they’re not pleasant and upbeat.

But I don’t think Levi feels exactly that way about her. I think he trusts her. I think he likes her. He definitely knows her well as evidenced by pulling her out of her stupor after Nick’s death. But I don’t think he views her as his “BFF.” I don’t think Levi views anyone that way. I don’t think he’s capable of labeling his personal relationships to other people, at least not easily. I’m not even sure he’d say someone was his friend unless it was for some reason exceedingly convenient for him to say it.

I do think Levi views Hange as a close friend (one of probably two), but I doubt he labels it that way in his own head. I also don’t think he tells her “anything/everything”–though it’s possible she’s not mistaken about this and it’s true that he does. Also, it’s possible that by saying he tells her anything/everything, she’s referencing something else: for example, saying that Levi feels he can tell her anything in good faith, or that he doesn’t hold back with criticism whereas others do vs. sharing all his deepest desires and secrets with her, which is doubtful though I do think Hange knows the basics of his history by this point, so I doubt she’s talking out of her ass when she says the closeness goes both ways and that Levi tells her things. He probably does–or at least has told her enough that she feels confident that he tells her things.

Anyway, nothing is clear-cut in this series and certainly not this. I don’t think Hange is mistaken and I don’t think Levi tells her literally everything. It’s somewhere in the middle, I’m sure. It’s just hard to convey that without writing actual fiction.

thoughts about the whole situation in skam’s season 4

i thought about it a lot and i guess i have to write my 1st post about skam because i love this fandom and i need to share my thoughts about this season with you guys

1st : i don’t have many blogs about skam in my dash so if you post/reblog posts about skam just like this post and i’ll follow you :)

2nd : english isn’t my native language so i’m sorry if i make mistakes i’ll try to be as clear as possible

so here we go


I) YOUSANA !!! while listening to i feel it coming bye

  • i have to admit that it is the very first otp i ship this hard. i loved jonas x eva, noora x william (i respect each of your opinions but i hate when you guys slander this otp and especially william but i may talk about it in an other post idk) and of course isak x even but these otps didn’t/doesn’t affect me the way yousana does and knowing that we’re only at ep 3 makes me wanna die because i know this isn’t the end of this WHOLE MESS surrounding these two puppies but anyway. i read a lot of your opinions about it and i kinda agree with what some ppl said : it’s obvious that they really like and appreciate each other idk we don’t even need to debate about it BUT now that we know that yousef isn’t a muslim we just can’t figure out what will happen in the future between these two since the decision belongs to sana and even if it’s a fact that her faith is really important to her we don’t know much about what she thinks about having a non-muslim boyfriend etc. i read a lot of posts written by muslims and it’s interesting that each of your beliefs differ, i literally love when muslims explain things and their lifestyles so that non-muslims ppl can have different point of views and can be educated about islam !!! anyway, i think we just have to wait for the next episodes to know what will happen while cheering for sana no matter what she chooses for herself and yousef (i still hope these two will have twelve child tho)


II) this noora x yousef x sana thing 

okay so i have 2 theories :

  • - noora really likes yousef and she just CAN’T KNOW that sana likes him too because she’s so quiet about her feelings and i’m in despair because i KNOW that noora wouldn’t do anything that could hurt sana so stop being mad about noora this girl deserves love and support even if we don’t always accept her character development yup
  • - noora knows™ (sorry sana) that yousef kinda likes sana thanks to the conversation they had during the party where the balloon boys join the girls squad or just because of the looks yousef could have give to sana during this mess party. idk if it’s a weird theory but whenever noora talks about yousef it seems like there’s something more than the fact that she liked him but i can be wrong


III) v..il..de….x…mag..nus

  • vilde is a lesbian and deserves her own season that’s all i have to say @ julie xx


IV) the girls squad

  • sana has always been kinda apart of the girls squad, tbh the girls squad’s relationships are all so weird like these girls just rarely talk about their feelings so they literally CANT understand each other and i’m so frustrated about it because i love them all. i’ve the feeling that sana, noora and vilde especially can’t manage to talk seriously about some of their feelings to the other girls  : 
  • - sana always has this boss ass bitch appearance yet when we all know that, even if she can be tough (and we all love this don’t we), she can be the softest human being. she ALWAYS defends her friends no matter what, especially vilde who isn’t even grateful smh (and this time where she literally jumps over iben to defend eva omg great times). nobody excepts noora knows sana’s soft side and i think it’s the saddest thing ever since sana is the friend everybody deserves + she’s complex and just so interesting in her own way 
  • - if noora talks more frequently than sana about her life and her feelings, the last episodes still prove that she’s kinda secret with the other girls. for example, she didn’t tell them she was in oslo during the trial when she clearly needed her friends to cheer up for her. she also didn’t tell ALL the truth about the fact that she left london, telling the other girls she came back because william worked too much blablabla. even if a lot of ppl are mad about the fact that sana’s season doesn’t really revolve about sana only (and i must admit i’m a lil bit better about it too), i hope noora’s character development will improve so that she becomes the noora we all loved in season 1
  • - vilde. vilde, vilde, vilde…this girl is so weird but i still love her. she’s annoying, noisy, most of the time idiot but i feel like this character has a lot of potential. when we think about it, the girls, and therefore us, don’t really know a lot about her if not her sexual life with magnus. i’ve the feeling that her personnal life (especially her family life) is a terrible mess that needs to be cleared up. it would be crazy if julie doesn’t increase this character, even a little bit since it’s sana’s season but i hugely need answers aND ALSO a great conversation between her and sana since their relationship isn’t that good (as a weird vilde x sana shipper after all, it would be a gift)
  • so what i’d like to have in this season is the girls taking care of sana for once, like sana took care of them when they were sad, disrespected or in danger


V) evak x mikael (+ balloon boys???)

  • i don’t really have theories about this storyline tbh but i’ve the feeling that it’s not that enormous like you know like i’ve said before sana is a loyal friend (remember this iconic line where she said that she’s not friend with the pepsi max girls because sara said that vilde was a slut in october 2015 like???? GIRL), she’s still in good terms with even as we saw in the 04x03 and she loves isak so much she couldn’t let him with someone who’s bad. to all my fellow evak shippers, don’t be scared. i’m pretty sure it’s not something who could break isak and even’s relationship 


VI) the russ bus storyline

  • so i’ve got a theory (i didn’t see nowhere btw) about the fact that skam is still talking about next year’s russ period even if we’ll see nothing (i’m crying while writting these lines). what if the sana and the rest of the girls just don’t participate ??? it’s kinda logical for me since i don’t see the point in talking about something we’ll never have the chance to witness you know ? the fact that they’re joining the pepsi max girls kinda consolidates this theory but idk


now, things that need to be appreciated during this season :

  • - sana’s healthy family relationships (i love mama bakkoush she’s so cute and fair with her daughter + elias and sana’s brother/sister bond is to die for)
  • - julie literally breaking all the stereotypes associated to islam
  • - sana’s yousef soft smile™ and dimples 
  • - the balloons boys squad serving some LOOKS in every scene 
  • - evak being the cutest puppies on earth
  • - evak x sana. we need more scenes btw
  • - sana praying, i need a full scene of her praying without being interrupted or disturbed (even by yousef okay)
  • - the SOUNDTRACK !!!!! (they’ve been amazing in every season tho)
Her First Apartment Ch7

It’s a shortie this time guys. I wrote it when my brain was about to meltdown from studying.

There’s a two week time gap from the last chapter and I promise you’ll figure out why.

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Turns out the wind bitch and the acid bastard were staying for a while. Inuyasha had been pestered by the former all week only to the amusement of the visiting daiyoukai. He had to hole up in his apartment or make a sprint for the truck and speed out of here. Those were the only options. Being tormented by a demoness was not one of them.

While he normally spent little time outside his dwelling this time of year, he was frustrated when he couldn’t go out and swing a sword at someone or at least something. His father hadn’t asked him to come in the office to help out, not that there was anything to do anyway. The only reason they were staying so long was to wait until the moonless night. For him. So that he won’t be affected by the youki that will coat the area for miles. So that he wouldn’t seek out a female to fuck into oblivion all night.

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anonymous asked:

So now that you know the truth (hehehehehe), remember how someone pointed out to you that the first op of the series tells you the entire backstory of Hohenheim? Well, in the fifth opening, not ONLY does it tell you that Roy is the 5th sacrifice, but it also tells you what he lost to the gate (his sight). Kinda ironic how you're worried people might give you spoilers, when THE SHOW was actually the one giving you spoilers.

huh?

OOOOOHHHHHH

it’s even in black and white damn

though i would argue that this is foreshadowing over a spoiler, as A. the show itself is giving me this info, not people over the internet and B. this is an indirect way of telling me this bit of info that only really makes sense now that i’ve gotten to it

Roast (Namjoon x Reader)

You’re single, studious, and savage.

Request: Hi! I was wondering if you could do a College!AU where you meet Namjoon at the library and become study buddies?

Fluff + comedy, 3.5k words, namjoon/reader, college au


“You need to find a boyfriend,” Hoseok says, shifting on your bed. “You gotta get some.”

You don’t pause in your typing; although the paper isn’t due for another week, you plan to spend most of your time studying for your math class, so you really need to hurry and get the assignment out of the way first. Plus, you’re nearly finished with it. “I don’t need one, Hoseok,” you reply, scooting your chair closer to the computer. “We’ve already been over this multiple times.”

“Well too bad. I think you do, so I just arranged a blind date with you and one of my other friends. He’s a nice guy.”

You immediately spin your chair to face him. “What?”

“His name’s Namjoon, by the way,” Hoseok says nonchalantly. He sounds especially carefree for someone who is about to get murdered in roughly five seconds. Maybe ten. You wonder how long it would take for you to strangle him to death.

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What if Matsumoto raised the Kurosaki kids?


As requested by anon. :)


We’ve already imagined what Bleach would be like if the Kurosaki kids were raised by Ryuken or Lisa or Kukaku or Aizen or Kyoraku or even all of the visored together. But what if it were Matsumoto who raised Ichigo, Karin, and Yuzu? What would Bleach be like then?


1. In this universe, it is Matsumoto rather than Isshin who sneaks off to the human world

Sure, there are other ways we could imagine Matsumoto getting custody of the Kurosaki kids, but why choose something other than the lesbian love story version? So in this universe, it is Matsumoto rather than Isshin who goes to the human world and has a love-at-first-sight meeting with Masaki. Later Matsumoto will give up her powers to save Masaki, and then the two of them will get together. Then Masaki will have their children. Not quite sure how that works, but I’m guessing Aizen is involved.

Aizen: This is perfect.

Aizen: Not only will I see what happens when a Quincy bitten by a super hollow has a kid, but I’ll also get to test my two lesbians having children without a man device!

Gin: ..and why did you make that latter one, again?

Aizen: This mind never stops, Gin.


2. Matsumoto will try to help her children’s grief via silliness.

After Masaki dies, the kids are obviously traumatized, as in canon. And kinda like Isshin, Matsumoto will try to make them feel better by being as silly as possible. Only Matsumoto is less about weird incest jokes and/or attacking children (*cough* Isshin *cough*) and more about ice cream and tickling.

Ichigo: How come my sisters always seem to get the ice cream, and I always seem to get the random tickle attacks?

Matsumoto: Maybe I’m trying to make you stronger, Ichigo.

Matsumoto: Or MAYBE you make the CUTEST faces when you get ticked! Like THIS!

Ichigo: (shrieking with laughter): NOOOOOOO


3. Matsumoto would LOVE back to school shopping.

This is less a plot point, and more just an undeniable fact.

Ichigo: Mom? This shirt is too small. Can you get me the size larger?

Matsumoto: Sure! Here!

Ichigo: I SAID THE SIZE LARGER, NOT THIRTY OTHER SHIRTS

Matsumoto: You’ll thank me later!

Yuzu: Back-to-school shopping is so fun!

Karin: Yeah, for real.


4. Yuzu would still do all the housework.

Sadly, this would not change much from canon. Matsumoto likes to leave work for others, much like Isshin. So Yuzu would still find herself doing all of the housework.

Karin: Ever since Mama died, Yuzu started taking care of the whole house for us.

Karin: Mostly because Mom really really loves to nap.

Karin: …it’s a mostly functional household.


5. The kids would know about soul reapers

Isshin decided not to tell his kids the truth about his past, for reasons that remain kinda unclear to me. And it is true that Matsumoto also knows how to keep secrets. But on the other hand, Matsumoto knows how it feels when someone you love refuses to be open with you (*cough* Gin *cough*). And when she saw child Hitsugaya suffering because of his shinigami powers, she told him the truth about it. So I think Matsumoto would be open with her kids as well.

Ichigo: Wow. So that’s why I can see ghosts?

Matsumoto: Yeah. That’s why.

Ichigo: Man, I can’t even imagine having to grow up without understanding that!

Matsumoto: It would be pretty rough!


5. Matsumoto and Rukia would bond

When Rukia showed up, she wouldn’t have to hide her identity as a soul reaper. Instead, she and Matsumoto could talk about everything.

Matsumoto: Listen, it’s okay to feel bad about your brother. It’s okay to feel guilty.

Matsumoto: But you’re doing good, you know? You feel like you can never live up to his expectations, but you’re still trying. You care about your duties and you care about your friends.

Matsumoto: It’s okay to feel bad sometimes.

Rukia: T-thank you.

Rukia: Ichigo is lucky to have you as his mom.

Matsumoto: I keep telling him that!


6. Ichigo’s interactions with Gin would have an extra layer.

Because Gin would know, remember, that Matsumoto is Ichigo’s mom.

Gin: I’m afraid I can’t let you get past, ryoka.

Gin: Also, how is your mom doing? Will you tell her hi from me if you don’t die?

Ichigo: What?

Gin: I’m just teasing you!

Gin: But seriously tell her hi from me.


7. In Soul Society, Isshin and Hitsugaya would be together in Squad 10.

Since in this universe Isshin never left Soul Society, Isshin would still be the captain of Squad 10, and Hitsugaya would be his lieutenant. They’d still investigate Aizen’s “death,” of course. And Hitsugaya would still have his bankai.

Hitsugaya: I don’t trust Ichimaru Gin.

Hitsugaya: I think we should investigate him, Captain.

Isshin: You’re so cute when you’re an overachiever, Toshiro!


8. Ichigo would have dust-based powers.

In canon, Ichigo’s powers turned out to be kinda the same as his dad’s. So in this reality, Ichigo’s zanpakuto powers would be loosely based on Matsumoto’s. And that means killer dust.

Ichigo: So you have killer flower petals, huh?

Ichigo: That’s interesting. My power is kinda similar.

Byakuya: What

Ichigo: Actually, really similar! We’re like power twins!

Byakuya: OKAY NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME MAD


9. When the advance squad came to Karakura Town, Hitsugaya and Matsumoto would reunite.

I choose to believe that even in this universe, Hitsugaya and his advance squad would still come to Karakura Town after the first Soul Society arc. In canon, Hitsugaya somehow managed to never run into his old captain Issin. But if Matsumoto were there instead, I’m sure she’d make sure to catch up with her old subordinate.

Matsumoto: Toshiro!! Look at you!! Just as adorable as I remember!!

Hitsugaya: PUT ME DOWN I’M A LIEUTENANT NOW


10. Matsumoto would face off with Gin in fake Karakura Town. 

Like Isshin, Matsumoto would end up getting her powers back and would go to fake Karakura Town near the end of the battle. Only instead of getting knocked out by fighting against Aizen, I think Matsumoto would choose to confront Gin.

Matsumoto: I can’t BELIEVE you told my son that he should just go home because he can’t beat Aizen, Gin!

Matsumoto: Look at him! He’s got anxiety now!

Gin: Anxiety? Why, I was just giving him a nice motivational speech!

Matsumoto: YEAH WELL YOUR MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES BREAK PEOPLE EMOTIONALLY

Gin: …

Gin: So is that not how they’re supposed to go?

anonymous asked:

Your comment about so-called girly drinks having more alcohol to get women drunker and therefore more "willing" to have sex- aka unable to say no- actually gave me chills when I read it. But I'm so so glad you said it because we need to hear these things. And people still swear up and down that women don't have it that bad or we're just overreacting. Thank you for telling the truth <3

That’s what I’m here for! It’s also why women pay less to get into bars and nightclubs, because the owners want plenty available to attract male clients. They see it kinda like chumming to catch sharks, really.