but also because obviously the hulk

bruce: is introduced to mcu calmly talking to and helping a kid
bruce: explicitly expresses a past/possibly current desire to have kids
bruce: thinks he can’t be in a happy relationship in large part due to the fact that he can’t have kids

if bruce doesn’t end up with a kid by the time mcu wraps up, i will literally riot

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*Sending the only family of a guy who died on a mission from you his head in a mail*

Tony Stark is a dick.

Runaways #2 is…emotional. That’s the best way to talk about it. It tries to bring Gert up the speed on what happened when she was gone. In the most down-to-basics way with hardly spending much time on any event. To my relief, they pretty much ignore the existence of Undercover completely, even if Arena is acknowledged but in very “less we talk about it, the better”. Hell, the way it’s brought up that Nico didn’t come back to the team after Arena makes it look like if events of the Nazi book are disregarded completely and might not be considered in continuity (remember, Hopeless had her return after whole JOINING FUCKING NAZIS thing). Hope it stays that way. 

Similarly, events of the Vision are summed up as quickly as possible with a hand wave that Avengers didn’t even tell Chase or anyone else how Victor died aside it being on a mission for them. And since Victor is a robot, this opens the door for him to return. On the other hand, Stark could at least write a letter or something. The book spends even less time on vol.3 by just quickly mentioning Old Lace’s dead and return and Xavin going to space. And it even references but without namedropping, Avengers Academy. Kinda, Chase mentions child protective services coming after Klara and putting her in a foster care (and Molly being taken away by her grandma). Which makes sense when you consider Nico was gone and Victor was dead, getting away two most mature people in this group who I think could convince cps to trust them with Klara. And oh, the person who was supposed to keep that very thing from happening was eaten by Ultron, went to space, came back, fought Avengers and now is making a copy of Avengers Mansion to cook and rant about his centrist beliefs in it (wtf even is Hank Pym…) so….

One thing I also like is that Chase calls Gert heart of the team. And she all but tells him to get his head checked because she wasn’t. Feels like somebody talking to their editor here.

I also need to praise Kris Anka on the art, especially some use of 

Also, the hell was that line in solicit about “Nico and Karolina’s feelings”? Karolina isn’t in this issue, we barely get Molly with her so obviously evil grandma at the end, so wtf?

Oh, and it’s been 2 years since Gert’s dead. Meaning two superhero civil wars, Hulk wrecking Manhattan, Skrulls invading the planet, Norman fucking Osborn, Rise, siege and fall of Asgard in Oklahoma, Cul the Serpent attack, war between Avengers and X-Men, Phoenix Five almost destroying the world, Thanos ravaging the Earth, Black Bolt unleashing Terrigen Clouds, death of Watcher, wave of hate taking over the world followed by X-Men turning evil and conquering Manhattan for Apocalypse and public being made to think it was done by a fake supervillain team Axis of Evil, Tony Stark trying to hook up entire San Francisco on his tech and his subsequent backrupcy, Cabal destroying Wakanda, another Earth crashing into this one causing destruction of everything, rebirth of everything, war between Inhumans and X-Men, invasion of Levations, Empirikul’s assault on magic, rise and fall of Parker industries, Spider-Man invading a sovereign nation and finally United States being taken over BY A FUCKING HYDRA! and a handful of minor, often world-wide crisisses…. All of this happened in 2 years. On top of all trouble real world had in that time.

HOW THE FUCK THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT AT THIS POINT?!

Gert will need to ateend a class for freshly returned heroes to catch up on all this crap. I think there is a free chair right next to Richard Rider.

- Admin

moonwalkingcrab  asked:

“Is that my shirt?” Kylux if you please <3

(Oh nooO you’ve discovered my weakness! College AU for ya.)

There’s a reason the university’s debate team is so highly ranked, and that reason is Hux. He has led their debate team for the last two years and they are now competing several states away, which is fine and good for the university but not so fun for Ren, who has not had to suffer for seven entire days without his boyfriend since they started dating. It is remarkable how Hux maintains a 4.0 while double majoring and whipping the debate team into shape, basically singlehandedly, and still finds time to indulge Ren. Now, draped over his bed, Ren finds himself woefully unspoiled, and he doesn’t even have anyone around to force him to put his laundry away.

The Skype call song rings out from his laptop and he reaches over to answer it without getting up from where he’s lying on his stomach. 

“Are you in a god damn laundry pile?” Hux asks without saying hello.

“It’ll get put away eventually. And speaking of laundry, is that my shirt?”

Hux, several time zones ahead, is already dressed for bed, and is wearing flannel pajama pants and a shirt that is 100% absolutely Ren’s. It’s big even on Ren, and on Hux it’s hanging off one shoulder. It has a snarling wolf’s head on it and is so fully unlike anything Hux would normally wear that it’s obviously pilfered. 

“I wanted a good nightshirt,” Hux says simply.

“Thief.”

“Will it ease the pain of being robbed if I tell you I did it because it smells like you?”

It does. Ren can’t help but smile. “You should have left me one in return.”

“You’d have torn the seams, you oaf.”

“Hux, I’ve done yoga for like nine years. I’m graceful as shit. You can’t call someone an oaf just because they’re twice as thick as you.”

Hux hmphs. “Hulk, then. Also, I’m pretty sure most yogis don’t say ‘graceful as shit’.”

“Call it what you like, but just remember which of the two of us has fallen off a bench trying to sit on it.”

“I was drunk, Ren!” The look on Hux’s face is so wonderfully prissy, and the gleaming white of his exposed shoulder is so beautifully bare that Ren wishes he could reach through the screen and bite it. 

“Well, so was I, and I managed to stay put.” Ren laughs at how Hux’s expression is only getting prissier. “Anyway, I’ll just steal a blanket or something out of your room. You use the good detergent. And the good cologne.”

“Don’t I deserve nice things?”

“That’s why you have me.”

They have more to talk about, a lot more, because Hux likes to talk and Ren likes to listen (and tease) and for all their snarking, they have missed each other a lot, it’s day five of seven and soon, soon enough, Hux will be back and get him to hang up his clothes. This little Skype session, this nest of clothes, it will do for now.

I just realized a thing. You all know how in AOU Tony is like “so you’re just going to roll over” and Bruce is all “Only when I’ve created a murder bot.”

Bruce hasn’t actually created a killer robot before but he absolutely HAS seen his work turn vicious in a way he wasn’t expecting. He’s speaking from <i>experience</i> there. This isn’t the first time made something that he thought would help the world only to have it turn on him in the worst way. It’s no wonder he left at the end considering how much that must have weighed on him. Most people focus on Tony’s guilt because we’ve seen so much more of it, but wow, there is no way Bruce would let himself off that easily.

(I also think it says a ton about his relationship with Tony that he was willing to go back and try again. Obviously it turned out okay but talk about trust.)

ivy-raven  asked:

I'd love to see HP characters in the MCU! Can you imagine Luna meeting Nat? She'd have Nat so confused! And Fury would spontaneously grow hair just so he could pull it out again! Hermione and Tony would dislike each other so so much, and Harry would get along great with Thor! Clint would be wary at first, because magic!, but he'd soon be begging them to warm up his twinkies while literaly two feet from the toaster. (Tony is offended). (So is the toaster).

I love it all, though the part about the toaster is the best. Sorry, it’s just, it involves a toaster. There’s no beating that. (Btw offended toasters are surprisingly dangerous.)

I feel like Luna is the kind of person found calmly chatting with the Hulk as though she hasn’t even noticed the nice scientist turning into this huge green monster. She has of course, but that doesn’t stop her from offering Mr Hulk a necklace made of daisies. She does have manners after all.

Hermione and Tony would be a menace. But the worst part would be the point where they sort out their differences and suddenly enable each other (because after her Hogwarts years Hermione knows a thing or two about enabling). Also can you imagine Hermione meeting SHIELD? More specifically their human experimentations, their plan Bs for the Hulk etc? Cause it won’t be pretty, I’m sure.

Harry, I’ve been thinking, might actually get into a bit of trouble because of his vague resemblance to Loki. Green eyes, dark hair and magic (magic being the most important part obviously)? That screams trouble in everyone’s eyes–especially Clint’s. Now that I think about it, I could see everyone Harry meets asking him whether he’s Loki’s son. And after the first three times Harry just decides to hell with it, he might as well own it and insists he’s indeed Loki’s heir. (God of Mischief? That’s not too far off from the truth, if you ask the Marauders…)

Luna of course supports him fully. Hermione is too busy fuming about the impossibility of wearing a damn battery in one’s chest.

anonymous asked:

Who is Jodie?

/kicks down the door/ MY TIME HAS COME.

jodie is a wonderful joyful love of my life character that was in one episode of the incredible hulk series (1978-82) with bill bixby as bruce david banner. the episode is called “falling angels” and is season 3, episode 14. i highly recommend every bruce banner stan to watch it themselves (you don’t have to know anything about the series to watch this one episode, but the whole series is a joy, too). s/o to @readswaytoomuch for introducing it to me and giving me a new favorite character.

for those who don’t want to watch, and mostly for my own enjoyment, here’s the run down:

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anonymous asked:

Hey pal 👀 3 questions here How do you think Thor deals with Lokis relationship with the Grandmaster? If he appears in infinity war what you think would happen? And what kinda stuff do you wish to see more in grandmaster/loki fanfiction?

oh! thank you for sending this in pal ;)

1.) I think Thor really appreciates the fact the Grandmaster softens Loki up and makes his brother smile, but at the same time their relationship makes him a bit uneasy because the Grandmaster rubs him wrong.  Otherwise, he has no issue, he just doesn’t pay too much attention to it.

2.) I think he’d obviously be there for Loki and the Hulk, and honestly I have no idea because at one point he’s going to have to run into his brother the Collector, and I’m wondering if he’d want to join up in fighting Thanos. Maybe Loki would have to promise he’d go back with him if he joined their team xD

3.) OH! I really want to see more soft things. The kinky stuff can be fun obviously, but I want to see Loki being shy and awkward trying to gain his trust at first, and I want to see the Grandmaster slowly give Loki more attention. Also I want a fic written about them doing each other’s makeup. Sorry I have a lot of demands djkhwjq. Come on Frostmaster fandom!

I know we’re joking a lot about Matt Murdock being pulled from a dumpster but tbh I’m pretty sure most of the Avengers and associates have probably been pulled from a dumpster at least once.

Like, you know preserum Steve was getting dumped in trash cans right and left and Bucky was fishing him out of them. (and Winter Soldier Bucky probably does surveillance from them, here have a sad)

Clint, obviously, dumpster trash.

But also Kate Bishop because I feel like that’s a Hawkeye thing, being thrown off buildings and out windows and into trash cans.

And Sam gets thrown into one helping Steve out once (it’s not really Sam’s fault, ok.)

And Tony found himself in many a dumpster in his youth. (occasionally next to Rhodey. it should be said that it was only once Rhodey’s fault they landed in the trash)

Reed Richards probably gets thrown into dumpsters by other Avengers on purpose. (and Johnny too probably)

If Bruce de-Hulks in a dumpster he considers that a good day.

Sometimes Thor gets knocked out of the air and can’t course-correct. (and Tony once threw Loki into a dumpster, so)

Peter Parker, yeah, he’s been in a few dumpsters, both to evade authorities or enemies and also because sometimes baddies have good aim.

Wade Wilson, jfc, he throws parties in dumpsters, probably. If you’ve been tossed into more than one dumpster, there’s a 90% chance that one of those times you were thrown into a dumpster with Wade in it, or had Wade thrown in on top of you.

Like, the only Avenger that I am 100% certain has never been thrown into a dumpster is Natasha because throwing Natasha into a dumpster would be the last thing you ever did. (also, she’s Natasha. You might aim her at the dumpster, but she’ll parkour off the fire escape and land neatly next to it while Clint goes sailing in. )

My beef with the Hela reveal

The reason I really don’t like the “Hela is Odin’s first born” reveal is it doesn’t lend to the greater plot at all. They could have made her Odin’s sister or just his unrelated executioner and literally nothing would have changed. It’s like they wanted to have this big shocking reveal just for the sake of the audience’s gasps but then didn’t want to actually follow through or do anything with it. Realistically this would be an earth shattering revelation that would make both Thor and Loki rethink their entire lives and identities but instead it’s played off by keyboard cat. It added nothing, made me feel nothing, and didn’t have any bearing on Thor or Loki’s arcs throughout the film. I’m like the lady doing math meme trying to figure out what exactly the point of her being Odin’s daughter was. 

I also take issue with the fact that nobodies reaction to the news is even remotely proportional to the weight of the reveal. Thor and Loki look mildly surprised for about a tenth of a second and then they just roll with it for the rest of the film. Every explanation I can come up with for this falls apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. If their goal was to make the audience rethink Odin they failed miserably, because the narrative acts like he’s still a good guy and the reveal doesn’t affect Thor’s opinion of him at all. He also dies immediately and doesn’t have to deal with any of the fallout so we don’t even get the satisfaction of seeing him called out for his shit. If their goal was to give us a villain with a sympathetic backstory they could have achieved the exact same effect by making her related to Odin in another way that leaves less unanswered questions. Not to mention the fact that she STILL wasn’t all that sympathetic because they sort of phoned it in when explaining her backstory 

Making her a third sibling is something that takes legwork within the MCU because it recontextualizes EVERYTHING we know about the royal family. Odin locking away Loki means something different now. Odin banishing Thor means something different now. All parties involved have to be given the proper amount of screen time to flesh out what this all means and how this affects everyone. Hell the entire first film was dedicated to showcasing the fallout that occurred after Loki discovered (what we all thought at the time was) the allfathers biggest secret, because that time was necessary to show the gravity and ramifications of such a lie. Since they obviously didn’t have that spare screentime in this film due to the fact that they were also trying to shove a planet hulk storyline in, they’re solution is to just…..not address anything and have all the characters move on like it’s just another Tuesday. It’s all fucked.  

At the end of the day it was just unnecessary and added nothing. It’s basically just a sloppier lazier rehash of the family drama they already did in the prior two movies with Loki and Odin. It also does not mesh well with the other films as not a single thing in them foreshadowed this at all, and several scenes now seem downright out of place under this new context. Maybe if they had just whole-heartedly committed to the reveal and dedicated the entire movie to addressing it it would have gone over better. I still wouldn’t have liked it because we don’t like……need another character that basically serves the exact same purpose as Loki, but at least it would have been slightly more palatable. Instead they kinda shoe horned it in to a movie that would otherwise be a wacky buddy cop film where Thor and Hulk kick it on an alien planet and make jokes. 

markhamillz  asked:

Okay, a She-Hulk show on Netflix, and while she's a total badass, it also has a big emphasis on her legal work, and, in a real way to help it be set apart from the others, embraces the tongue-in-cheek nature of her older 1980s comics, where she was breaking the fourth wall, and making lots of cheeky asides to the audience. Like, the show would be able to take itself seriously, but at the same time, actually, idk, *have fun* with being a superhero show. And like, she's the only one who does it

I’m into it! You could pretty much pick up the premise from Charles Soule’s She Hulk – Jen quits her job at a prestigious New York law firm and starts her own practice – and run with it. The opening scene of the comic would translate awesomely to the screen.

Angie, Hei-Hei and Sharon as supporting cast members! Lots of stories dealing with the comical and not-so-comical legal ramifications of living in a city full of superpowered beings and vigilantes. Guest appearances from other Marvel Netflix characters – Trish isn’t quite Patsy, but there’s gotta be a way of building a connection between her and Jen. Claire will obviously make an appearance at some stage because it’s compulsory for Rosario Dawson to appear in every Marvel Netflix show and also because she’s great. And naturally there’s gotta be some comedy there at the expense of the city’s other superpowered lawyer.

SHE-HULK IS THE MARVEL NETFLIX COMEDY-DRAMA SERIES WE DESERVE.

The Darkness In Me (Part 3)

Hey guys! Here comes Part 3 of “The Darkness In Me”. Hope you all enjoy! @belleetlabeast THANK YOU, as always for being a sweetheart ♥ and editing this! I wouldn’t have come so far without you!!! ♥♥♥

Summary: From the outside you seem to have everything. Everything other girls want to be. Good looking, beautiful and an amazing singer. But no one sees what really blooms inside you. The darkness is about to consume you every day a little bit more. Can this handsome stranger who was there when you needed him the most also save you from the darkness lurking inside you?

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Cursing

Word Count: 1217

Y/H/C = Your Hair Color       

★☆★ MASTERLIST ★☆★

◄••• Part 2          Part 3          Part 4 •••►


After a long hot shower, I finally released all the tension that stiffened my muscles for the last hour. Bucky stayed long enough to make sure I would eat something. I can’t help but question his motives. We met for the first time yesterday, under really terrible conditions and still he appears to think he’s responsible for me.

My mind scrambles to find a plausible reason for his behaviour towards my well being. Bucky is clearly different than any man I have ever met, but I definitely suck at first impressions when it comes to people.

All because of him. The thought of my ex-boyfriend causes an uncomfortable shiver to run down my spine. He was the one who caused all my insecurities, my anxiety attacks, my nightmares. I refuse to let my thoughts wander back to that dark part of my life. He’s gone and I have nothing to fear anymore.

Somebody must have been in the room while I was in the shower, to put clothes for me on the bed. I pick up the small note on top of them.


Wanda gave me these clothes for you. They should fit, cause you’re about the same size. Take as much time as you need to get ready. The team would like to meet you later. When you’re ready just ask F.R.I.D.A.Y. where to find us.

-Bucky-


Fuck! I’m about to meet the Avengers! The world’s mightiest heroes… “Who the hell is F.R.I.D.A.Y.?” I ask out loud to myself. I jumped, startled when a voice suddenly appears out of nowhere.

“Greetings Miss [Y/N], my name is F.R.I.D.A.Y. I’m the artifical intelligence unit designed and created by Tony Stark. Let me know when I can be of any service.”

“Uhm…thanks…I guess.” I try my best to ignore the feeling of being monitored by the A.I., while I put on the short dark blue sweatpants and white top over my own underwear. I decide combing my [Y/H/C] hair with my fingers would be better than nothing. I don’t have any makeup to cover the dark purple bruise evident on my right cheek, so I have to hide it as good as possible with my long hair. I would never have guessed the day would come, where I would meet the Avengers in person. And definitely not in short sweatpants, wet hair and a prominent bruise on my face. Before I ask F.R.I.D.A.Y. where to find Bucky and the others I try to smile at my reflection, but it looks more like a grimace. So no smiling then.

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“Thank you, F.R.I.D.A.Y., I think I can walk the rest of the way alone”, I say to the A.I. after she guided me through the halls and floors of the Avenger Tower. “You’re welcome Miss [Y/N].”

A melodic tone rings out, the elevator doors open, revealing a large space with all the Avengers gathered in the same place. I slowly approach them in the large living room. I probably look like a little child seeing Disneyland for the first time, but hey can you blame me?! They were all sitting on the biggest couch I had ever seen, right in front of an even bigger TV, like a happy family.

Bucky is the first one that catches my eyes. He’s really a sight for sore eyes. He is sitting on the left side of the couch, on his right his best friend alias Captain America. They’re still too captured in their own conversations to notice me. I take that time to let my eyes wander over all of them one by one. Right next to the Captain is Falcon, Black Widow, Hawkeye, the Hulk (well obviously not in his green version), Ironman, War Machine, the Maximoff twins and then the android named Vision.

I was flabbergasted to say the least. Seeing all these powerful people sitting their like it’s the most normal thing in the world. A loud groan must have left my lips, because suddenly all eyes are on me. I didn’t like all the attention. Their differing expression made it all the worse.  

Curiosity, astonishment, sympathy, sadness, anger, happiness. The first one to approach me almost gives me a heart attack. Pietro Maximoff, also known as Quicksilver because of his quickness, just appears in front of me out of nowhere. Without hesitation he takes my right hand into his bigger ones, leans down and places a featherlight kiss on my knuckles.

“You must be the poor girl who almost got raped yesterday”, he said bluntly, his low voice, thick with accent. “Pietro!” His twin sister Wanda scolds him immediately, apparently embarrassed of her brother’s forward behavior.

She rushes to my side with an apologetic expression. “I’m really sorry for my stupid brother. He didn’t mean it like that. We were really shocked when Bucky brought you to the Tower yesterday. He was so worried about you. That’s why we all couldn’t wait to meet you. How are you feeling? Oh and I’m Wanda by the way.”

We shake hands and I even give her a small smile. I already like her. She’s so full of energy and life. I feel like a moth attracted by the light. “I’m [Y/N]. Nice to meet you. I’m feeling alright so far, thanks to Bucky”, I say with a quick look in his direction. But that was already enough to make me blush again.

Damn it! I’m normally not the shy type. I only can hope he doesn’t notice my red face. Don’t want him to think I’m awkward or I have a crush on him. I mean, I’m not even attracted to him. NO! No. Not one bit. Absolutely not…

“Guys, please be gentle. You are overwhelming her. Take it easy,” Captain America says while pushing Wanda and Pietro smoothly to the side. He offers me his right hand and giving me an encouraging smile. “I’m Steve. Nice to finally meet you. Bucky kept talking about you all morning.”

“Shut up, punk!”, Bucky says, flushed with shame. “[Y/N] and Bucky sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”, Sam Wilson commonly known as Falcon sings along.

None other than Black Widow, the beautiful redhaired Russian comes to my rescue, saving me from my discomfort. “Sam! Shut the hell up you idiot”, she gives me a sympathetic look, interlocking her arm with mine. “I’m Natasha. Sorry about the boys. They’re always like that, don’t think about it too much.”

Natasha guides me to the large couch, planting me right next to Tony Stark. “Hi, I’m Tony”, he says immediately, putting my hand up to kiss my back of the hand. “Can I offer you something to drink, darling? Coffee or tea?”, he asks with a raised eyebrow and a dashing smile.

I giggle nervously. “I would never have imagined Tony Stark offering me to bring me something to drink. A coffee would be nice. Milk and sugar, please.” He laughs amused at my remark. “Don’t be silly, gorgeous! Tin Man will bring you the drink”, Tony says with a wide grin on his face and a mischievous glint in his eyes.


PART 4 •••►


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Let’s talk about Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

And how fucking great it is. Let’s go down the list:

The Writing: It’s fantastic. Lots of humor, lots of really good development of the main character Lunella “Moon Girl” (so nicknamed by her classmates because, being super smart she’s considered a “space cadet”). The basic gist is that Lunella has Inhuman DNA, and is desperately searching for a way to neutralize it so she doesn’t have to worry about becoming something…inhuman. So she finds a macguffin that she thinks might do that but she’s not the only person that wants it. It’s the driving force behind her decisions, and several times she talks/thinks about never letting others make decisions for her/control her body. She’s written really well and I love her character.

Devil Dinosaur, despite not having actual speech, is wonderfully expressive. He’s basically if a dog happened to inhabit the body of a super-strong t-rex (he fights Hulk to a standstill, so he’s obviously stronger/more resilient than a normal t-rex). He also seems to understand human speech to a degree, so he’s fairly intelligent as well (fairly: he still tends to break stuff a lot).

The art: It’s gorgeous. I mean, just look at this page:

Slick, stylish, if this were a cartoon I’d watch the shit out of it.

I picked up the first issue on a lark and went back the next day and bought issues 2-6 (because 7 wasn’t out yet, need to get that one now). Basically if you want a comic that’s set in the Marvel universe but isn’t superheroes, pick this up. This pair would fit right in with Big Hero 6 and I mean that in the best way possible. Highly recommended.

I mean, just LOOK AT THIS COVER.

anonymous asked:

fun question: what pokemon would haku have? :D

:D

So the thing is, OBVIOUSLY Haku would have a primarily Ice-type team, but the question is, WHICH Ice-types. We want them to be elegant, yes, to match his aesthetic, but also crazy huge and powerful because the idea of Haku surrounded by hulking Ice-types is also fantastic.

So I guess a compromise between the two would be best…

Glaceon - his first Pokemon, possibly inherited from his mother? Glaceon was the one that helped him survive early on, but Ice can’t keep a child warm in the winter.

Weavile - his second, honing himself as a weapon for Zabuza, but also that hint of underlying mischief

Aurorus - realizing there’s more to life than just dying for Zabuza. Also, look how pretty this Pokemon is!

Lapras - “off screen” of DoS, becoming an irreplaceable member of the Mist Rebellion and Mei’s go-to diplomat/the face of the new Mist

Avalugg - he took on Gaara. And yes, maybe most of that was for show, but he’s a force to be reckoned with in his own right.

(Mega) Glalie - ISOBU?!?!

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Check out the Ask Box Advent Calendar!

Imagine the marvel characters as teachers

Tony Stark

General Attitude : He would probably be the kind of teacher not afraid to tell the truth to student’s faces to motivate them. Let’s say if he were to teach in sensitive schools he would end up being like “Well if you don’t want to be here go away, your parents would be proud of you, after all the struggle they went to to put you here, and now you’re out sniffing coke and getting into fights, do whatever the fuck you want, but when in twenty years, when you’re still in this shit area, and you’ll watch your kids grow up here, remember it was your choice.” And that would motivate students to get better, he wouldn’t be afraid to get physical or verbally abusive if the students were to provoke him. Not to mention he would be insanely smart.

Probable Subjects: Maths, Physics, Technology



Bruce Banner

General Attitude : He would be a very kind teacher, always eager to help. He would always see hope in students and never let them down. He will be very passionate and will try his best to explain his subjects, he will not let his students fall behind and will always try and inquire about why they are having bad grades, are they having problems at home, with friends, are they facing depression… He will be the kind of teacher that students would go to if they need help, or counselling in personal matter. He does not get into fights and if students are being verbally abusive or insolent towards him, he’ll have a tendency to throw them out, because well, he would be afraid to hulk-out on them.

Probable Subjects: Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Science



Natasha Romanoff

General Attitude : She would be very strict and severe, her class known to be the quietest around the whole campus. Obviously she would cause boys (and girls) to swoon over her and be the typical ‘teacher crush’ around. She wouldn’t hesitate to be manipulative for students to perform their work correctly. But she would also tend to look and reach out for the outcasts and the shy ones and help them to affirm their presence and knowledge in front of others.

Probable Subjects: English Literature, Languages (but she could replace any teacher in any subject, her knowledge being very thorough)




Clint Barton

General Attitude : Up until this day, no one really knows how he ended up in the teaching body, but well… he did. He’d be the teacher in a foul mood at 8am cause he hasn’t had his dose of caffeine yet. He wouldn’t take shit from students having an attitude and wouldn’t hesitate to exclude them. He’d try and help the scrawny kids to master some physical exercise, he wouldn’t get involved to much in students personal life, but if he ever witnessed students being bullied he would run to their rescue and would scare the bully away, in a way that they would never bully anyone again. He’d take extra care for children with handicaps because it would remind him of his own childhood and would motivate them to believe that their handicap could become their strength, pushing them to develop other abilities. His female students would tend to develop crushes on him, but he’d barely notice, probably to busy on flirting with other teachers, mainly trying to get the English Literature one to go on a date with him.

Probable Subjects: Physical Education (PE)




Thor Odinson

General Attitude : He would be the kind of teacher in his own world. He would be nice and helpful but could turn from an angel to a thunderstorm in a matter of seconds if students were disrespectful and he understood it. He would be very passionate, but only a few students would understand and seriously follow his subjects as the others would be lost in their complexity.

Probable Subjects: Astronomy, Ancient civilizations, Religions




Steve Rogers

General Attitude : He would always have trouble witnessing young teenagers displaying affection in public and would tend to blush, look down and walk away. Some of the student’s outfits would get him flushed and the way some of them the openly flirted with him would make him uneasy. He would be a bit of an awkward teacher, not really knowing how to get everyone to listen to him, and at the beginning of classes, it would take a good ten minutes for everyone to stay quiet and listen. But as soon as he would begin, everyone would get enthralled by the way he explained the situations, he made them alive as if…. he had been there when it happened ?

Probable Subjects: History




Phil Coulson

General Attitude : He would be a kind and caring teacher. Always encouraging students to do better and never giving up on them. He wouldn’t hesitate to help some students after hours with homework or extra work. Students would rarely cause havoc in his class because they knew he cared about them, and that tended to be a rare thing. Although most students found his subjects uninteresting, they would oblige and try and comprehend to make him proud. He almost has a fatherly relation with a couple of them.

Probable Subjects: Geography, Geopolitics



Pietro Maximoff

General Attitude : Why he ended up in the educational system is bit of mystery really. He wouldn’t be very close to his students, keeping distance and never prying into their personal lives. He would teach his classes and leave. Just an ordinary class nothing to boring or to special. Students do not pay to much attention to him and he does the same with them.

Probable Subjects: Economics, Social Studies





Wanda Maximoff

General Attitude : At the beginning a couple of students used to make fun of her because of her accent, but they stopped very soon. They realized that she had a caring nature. She was a kind teacher and tried to help out most of them. She would also be quite open allowing some students to come up to her for personal matters, where she would not hesitate to help them out. She always looked out for the children who did not have much of parental affection, because it reminded her of her own childhood. She is a very encouraging teacher and rarely gives up.

Probable Subjects: Languages, Arts




Loki Laufeyson

General Attitude : He would look down on most of the students, and would not be very kind. Lets just say that he definitely wasn’t born to teach and share knowledge. Short tempered, and quite scary when he wants to be, students tend to stay quiet during his classes and count the seconds left for the bell to finally ring. He noticed some children that were outcasts and left to stay alone during breaks, although deep down he had the urge to go and help them, and tell them that nothing was wrong with them, he never did, and always hid within his walls, not showing any emotions. He barely spoke with any teachers, and his personal life was a mystery to everyone around him. He is insanely smart.

Probable Subjects: Philosophy, English Literature, History




Odin

General Attitude : He would be severe, strict and quite denigrating towards students. His blunt comments would often lead to students being hurt and humiliated causing them to fall into a spiral of depression. He would be overly attached to some students and pick favorites.

Probable Subjects: History, Latin, Ancient Languages



Maria Hill

General Attitude : She would be very professional and efficient in her job. She would also be quite dedicated in it and spend a lot of time preparing her classes and correcting students work. She would push students to study and get better, and have a tendency to give a death stare to students who were not listening, instantly causing them to go back to studying and remain calm.

Probable Subjects: Geopolitics, Economics




Nick Fury

General Attitude : He would be the principal no one dared or looked forward to face. He would be quite strict and if you were to be sent to his office, you knew you were going to have bad time. But he also loves and is very dedicated his school and wants his students to succeed in life.

Probable Subjects: Principal, can replace in some subjects if other teachers were absent.




Logan (Wolverine)

General Attitude : Quite mysterious, and solemn, students tend to be wary of him. He is not overly fond of teaching but does develop a close relationship with a certain Anne - Marie.

Probable Subjects: Physical Education (PE), and replaces his colleagues if he has to in History or other.



Erik Lensherr

General Attitude : He would be strict but efficient and never over bearing. Some students would have the guts to flirt with him, and he would not have any problem playing along. He encouraged students to accept their differences and be who they were meant to be instead of trying to fit in the social standards.

Probable Subjects: Social Studies, History



Charles Xavier

General Attitude : Definitely born to teach, he wouldn’t hesitate to take from his time off to help his students further. Incredibly dedicated to his job and very passionate about students, he would do his best to help them in their academic and personal life. Students tend to rely on him for advise and counselling.

Probable Subjects: French, Literature

anonymous asked:

gimme dem hiccstrid children headcanons pls!!! maybe some art?

I was literally in the middle of saying i wasn’t gonna draw them, but then i got too into my headcanons and i just had to!!!!

ok so stoick II/the oldest the far left, idk what to name him is the big guy in the middle rn i’m just gonna call him baldur, you have to see my headcanons it makes sense, then the youngest will be called gerdie for now. middle child and third child will get better names in the future hopefully, i want them to have classic berk names, like “dirt“ haha, something to go with hiccup

  • 3 kids, 2 boys and 1 girl, i’m still trying to decide if i want the middle child to be a boy or the girl, maybe have the girl last to mix things up
  • the first boy, the obvi name stoick cause they totally would, and he comes out to be a blonde, thin, p tall boy, he’s cut out to be a leader, he’s the one that helps take care of the younger siblings. he’s very put together but he does have moments where the ‘hofferson/haddock” panic sets in, like he’s preparing to be chief and he does something and messes up and then hiccup and astrid are like “oooh cmon!!! its not that big a deal” but to him it is big deal. he can be kinda cocky, kinda always wants to be in charge, he’s kinda got a stick up his butt?? like a little one, but he is still pretty rigid, but when he’s relaxed he can be goofy and is easily surprised and honestly he’s just a good kid, a tired older brother. often agrees with his mom, looks like astrid but looks a lot like granpa hofferson. hiccup probably looks at this boy and he’s like astrid our son is more mature than us!!! we must do something!!! corrupt the child!!! keeps his hair in a ponytail cause his hair will POOF, and he looks crazy
  • OK listen, listen to this…. everyone designs the hiccstrid babies to look exactly like hiccup or astrid, with a few variations and i mean thats not a problem cause they’re their children so duh theyre gonna look like them… what if the second boy looked like stoick. i don’t mean spitting image stoick, but what if astrid and hiccup, the thin chief and his muscle chief wife walk in and then they have this giant kid that obviously takes after stoick. he’s big and ginger and a total sweet heart and is all about the rough and tumble, he’s very much a dorky hulk and astrid and him train all the time. he picks up his older brother to give him noogies and everyone thinks he’s the older one and Stoick II gets cranky because “that is inappropriate!! i was in the middle of something!!!” but he also respects his brother a lot and he’s got a very sweet face, maybe he has a beard before Stoick II, but the problem is he’s not good with responsibility, like he can do his own thing, but he doesn’t wanna be a leader like his older brother, he’s got a really good moral compass like his mom and dad. HE IS REALLY CLUMSY. he is very clumsy, he is big living with smaller people so don’t surprise him!!! he will knock everything over!! a lot like stoick when he was leaving the smithy in httyd after talking with hiccup. he’s also bad at lying and kinda dumb sometimes but thats ok, everyone loves him
  • the last but not the least, the freckly gap toothed grinning girl, who is shorter and always getting into some sorta trouble, not like picking fights or anything, but the kinda headstrong, twists what her parents say, very much takes after hiccup. she’s the one getting picked up by the back of the shirt by her older brother while stoick II tries to talk his way outta whatever she did (he’s very eloquent) so their parents wont find out, she mostly is with the middle brother, but often wonders out on her own, or with other kids her age, definitely brings a lot of animals home and asks to keep them, follows hiccup around when she’s board, has astrid do her hair into two big braids, she’s very cute. she’s got a cracky voice, and shrieks a lot and her bangs are always in her eyes but sometimes you can see 1 big wide eye, she often cuts her own hair and astrid is like “please…. please no, sweetie stop its hard to braid!!!” and hiccup laughs somewhere cause tbh he’s a chill dad and he thinks its cute while astrid is giving her daughter a hair cut to even out the 4 inches she cut from one place

i was really intimidated making this post because there are so many good hiccstrid babies, like @bgsdragons, @jennis41digsdragons, @avannak and about a million other have amazing designs for the kiddos, so i’d recommend looking at their hiccstrid kids cause theyre very good. brb, gotta procrastinate and design more babies for other httyd couples