but allison is going to disagree anyway

jeremy knox + music taste hc

Okay you guys… listen up…. Jeremy Knox is a slut for mainstream pop music

-like iMAGINE

-(this is probably going to be mostly in caps)

-JEREMY L O V E S ONE DIRECTION

-(that part was suggested to me by the Nerd, Nicky (neilsexy))

-LIKE HE SINGS KISS YOU TO JEAN

-EVEN THO HE’S TERRIBLE AT SINGING OKAY

-jeremy knox cant sing pass it on

-AND JEAN HATES THE SONG

-BUT HE LOVES JEREMY AND AS LONG AS JEREMY IS HAPPY SO IS HE

-HIS EARS MIGHT BE DISAGREEING THO

-anyways

-ALSO IMAGINE

-JEREMY KNOX LOVES EVERYONE’S PROBLEMATIC WHITE GIRL TAYLOR SWIFT

-bc goddamn she at least knows how to write a popular song

-BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT

-JUST THINK OF JEREMY SINGING ALONG TO TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS

-jean discovers this one day when he’s walking back to their dorm

-he can hear vaguely obnoxious music but he doesnt know where it’s coming from

-Laila and Alvarez are giving him Pitied looks

-poor jean he’s so confused

-but the music is getting louder as he gets closer to their dorm

-and then he opens the door

-and

-”WEEEEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER”

-jean is like wtf he recognizes this shit singing and not just the recording

-of course it’s jeremy

-”jeremy what are you-”

-”DANCE WITH ME JEAN”

-now jeremy is trying to dance to shake it off

-jeremy knox cannot dance either

-jeremy no

-jEREMY YES

-and like when it comes to we are never ever getting back together

-jeremy has this Obnoxious Voice that he uses

-”WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER… *obnoxious voice* like ever”

-and jeremy absolutely INSISTS that Stay Stay Stay is his and jean’s song

-jean “doesnt like it”

-shut up moreau we all know you love it

-bUT JEREMY DISCOVERS JEAN IS STARTING TO LIKE IT WHEN HE WALKS IN AND HEARS JEAN HUMMING STAY STAY STAY

-a sneaky video that “just magically appeared” gets sent to the group chat

-you’re not smooth knox

-the other trojans get jean and jeremy tickets to taylor swift as a joke

-jean is mortified

-jeremy is ecstatic

-they go and jean lowkey loves it

-jeremy buys him a shirt

-jean would never wear it in public but he wears it to bed sometimes because it helps him sleep at night

-tl;dr- jeremy knox has the music taste of the white girl stereotype, he can’t sing, and he dances like a dad at a barbecue